Thread 717297423

I THINK MULTILANE BEAT EM UPS SUCK

*blocks your path*

>claims it crushes modern action games
>claims it has amazing thought and depth
>he's using autofire and every exploit imaginable
Arcadesissies...

>>717298116
The 2020's arcade gamer identity is just another forced, inorganic poser scene.

>>717298116
>>717298340
retards

>>717298376
Mork sure is
It's hilarious how he postures himself as a HARDCORE ARCADE ACTION BADASS but is clearly ignorant

>>717297423 (OP)
I think they're great.
Streets of Rage ate Final Fight lunch.

>>717299596
There still is no sega equivalent of the dozens of other Capcom titles. A streets of rage Dungoens and Dragons or punisher kind of game would give me wood.

>>717299596
I thought the people praising this game were at least better at it than this for all the praise they heap on it

>>717299776
I've played mutiplayer with many and they all suck ass.

>>717297423 (OP)
I love them, but Final Fight 1 and 2 are complete dog shit.
The third one on SNES is the best (probably because it wasn't made by capcom).

The only true 2d beat-em-up I've ever played is Kung Fu on NES. What's a good game in this style? I'd like to try it out because I really don't know of any.

>>717300347
AvP and DnD SoM are the really good ones

>>717298489
The only thing I know about this guy is he's obsessed with Cave games. No idea why he's being shilled around here all of sudden like he's some kind of authority on beat em ups

>>717301218
He isn't being shilled, the schizo is continually making threads about him and arcade like games.

>>717301218
/v/ and /vr/ doesn't play games but they love the fake reputation that they think being a hardcore arcade gamer will give them, and this faggot e-celeb provides that by being the same fraudulent faggot
It's just a circlejerk of non-players
You know it's bad when they literally defend cutscenes in arcade styled games

when did you realize murc was retarded?

>>717302738
When he said God Hand was good, especially when his footage consisted of mindless mashing on level 2.

>>717302738
A year or so ago when he decided he knew everything about action games, then claimed you can infinitely dodge in Bayonetta and the guns were useless
I can't critique him on his shmup knowledge because I don't know anything about that genre, but he seems decent in it
The problem is when he branches out of his niche, hell that wouldn't even be a problem if his videos were exploratory or something, but he has to pose himself as some god

>silent hill 2, main appeal is story, art direction and atmosphere
>he skips cutscenes and plays in "accessibility" mode which is basically batman xray vision with mood utterly ruined and everything highlighted in bright colors
>so he's just judging the game based on the shitty combat

>elden ring podcast from 2 years ago
>he said he played souls games but clearly lying or just played 1 hour and dropped
>cannot tell the difference between dark souls level design and elden ring open world
>him and his buddies discuss other open world games like skyrim and wonder what's the appeal of these games for other players if not for the combat, they're utterly confused, never once do they bring up concepts like "freedom" "exploration" and "curiosity", they are utterly unable to just imagine the perspective, mindset and preferences of other players
>"if it were up to me, they'd just play like ninja gaiden"

>new videos last month about souls
>despite earlier saying he played them, he says here it's his first time playing them for review
>he finally gives them a fair shake and falls in love with them
>but he played them with a fucking guide with all cheese strats and optimal paths and beat ds1 in 20 hours
>still complains about too much exploration

>same shit with metroidvanias
>"if it were up to me all those games would just be linear action and zero rpg element"

>devils turd review
>"reviewers suck because they only care about superficial production values and graphics instead of focusing on mechanics, they shouldnt have dismissed my low budget jank"

>watch older reviews about metal slug
>"newer metal slug games suck because they don't have good production value and graphics (doesn't detail anything about mechanics), they're just low budget trash"

>watch anime review, ninja scroll
>rants about inane shit forever then says "it reminds me how vampire d bloodbust, idk why though"
>too retarded to realize or too lazy to do basic research that its the same fucking director

>>717303978
kek thanks for this blessed post, this doesn't even begin to cover his bullshit either

>>717303978
A good post at last.

There's much more, including downloading saves for DMC, thinking the royalguard properties were insanely obscure, jerking off old games regardless of quality and hating new games regardless of quality

The Ninja Warriors is the best beat em up on the SNES

>>717300427
Those are multilane though. Unless this term means something I'm unaware of.

>>717306292
Splatterhouse

>>717303978
>still complains about too much exploration
Good to know the source for the guy arguing that exploration is bad a few days ago. Knew it was from a self-styled game design expert youtuber, they always have the most retarded takes that get parroted endlessly.

>>717303978
You'd probably be able to 1CC a game if you invested that time into a game rather than obsessing over Mark.

>>717299596
Why is this a webm? This gameplay isn't even remotely indicative of what you can do in SOR4, especially considering that he doesn't even use Adam's dash once.

>>717306735
>accomplishments in life: beat a shitty game from 30 years ago with only one quarter

>>717297423 (OP)
I think this type of subgenre ultimately doesn't work in 2D, no matter the game visually telling if you are on the same plane as the enemy is never 100% clear.

What people like >>717306735 don't seem to understand is that if Mork was just some guy making videos going "hey this game is frickin sweet dude" like RS does, no one would care and would enjoy him
The fact Morkykins poses himself as an expert of gaming and doesn't budge from this position is what's causing a more critical eye to look at his videos
Personally I think Morkypoo is genuinely, literally, diagnosed autistic or at least aspergy, because he cannot comprehend qualities in a videogame outside pure gameplay
>inb4 if your game has aspects other than gameplay it's a le movie game xD
You know what I mean, like he cannot fathom atmosphere or story in Silent Hill, it's like he cannot understand not every game is a shmup

>>717306819
>accomplishments in life: bitching on 4chan

>>717306819
no one thinks 1ccing is a worthwhile accomplishment to brag about, it's just something you do for yourself
The fact that your mind instantly jumps to "I need to do this to prove myself to other people" proves that you're a mental slave.

>psh only hardcore gamers understand the dedication and skill for a 1cc
>look at 1cc video
>it's abusing every exploit and autofire and glitch

>>717307039
>no one thinks 1ccing is a worthwhile accomplishment to brag about
The way you worded your original post says otherwise.

>>717307118
NTA.

>>717303978
Mork needs to be put down

Not to mention his stupid bullshit of
>oh EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD HATED GOD HAND on release
When it was a single bad review from a site no one cares about seriously, and every other site gave it a deserved score
Then he pretends actual garbage made by that faggot grifter Itagaki is good because you can cancel animations
Not only that, but being able to cancel in and out of things in Wanted Dead is brilliant and awesome and epic, but being able to cancel in action games like Bayonetta is awful and bad design and shit somehow

>>717306814
That's just a webm of the 2nd stage i did for a thread about jail stages, got from same random youtube video.

who the fuck calls them multilane beat em ups?
is this shmup autist shit or zoomers?

i dont even care, nevermind

What is this called?
>>>/vr/11909793
>>>/vr/11916129
>>>/vr/11915114

>>717307532
I made all of those threads and every single post in them
Also I THINK ASH BLOSSOM SUCKS

>>717307473
Fair enough.

>people defending cutscenes
Holy fuck lol

>>717297423 (OP)
based spartan X enjoyer

>>717299596
>spoiler
I'd hope so given it came out 2 years after Final Fight and wouldn't have even existed without it.

I'm building an arcade cabinet what are some must have classic and modern beat em ups?

>>717307732
Ninja Warriors Once Again

>>717307508
I thought this thread would be about something like Guardian Heroes, and yeah I hated that shit

>>717303978
He's basically the final form of retards who think a combat system is the beginning and ending of a game's quality.

>>717299596
As much as I loved Streets of Rage 4, I want a modern day Final Fight game as well. Why isn’t Capcom on this?

>>717307584
Come here bitch boy.

>got filtered by dark ages and its """""mechanical darwinism"""""" whatever the fuck that means
>made no video on eternal despite the fact he would've loved it given its arcade sensibilites and strong, tight design

>>717307879
hmmmm nyo

>>717307642
Cutscenes are only a problem if the majority of a game's runtime is cutscenes.

>final fantasy 2
>final fight 2

>>717297423 (OP)
This thread reminded me that I need to go back to Final Fight, but I've gotten hopelessly addicted to Doom WADs these past few days. I'll go back to it one day.

>>717307871
Too busy running Monster Hunter into the ground

>>717308153
They already did that with World

>>717307871
They would just make it into an RE Engine nightmare that requires 100 GBs and runs like utter shit.

>>717306735
>that 40yo boomer at the arcade trying to show off in front of 12yo kids
pathetic lol

>>717308231
People actually like World though.

>>717308642
Retarded non-players that never heard of MH like it yes, actual MH fans despise it and the direction the series has taken ever since

Final fight lns ultimate is pretty fun

what's wrong with autofire

>>717308956
>el sneed
OK which one of you was it

>>717307443
did itagaki even direct wanted dead?

>>717309308
Not sure if directed, but he was on the dev team
Also the same people made Devils Turd

>>717297423 (OP)
this is the peak of action games...

>>717309308
He was supposed to design the combat system, but he was literally too drunk to do it due to his drinking problems. He showed up to every meeting drunk as a skunk and did absolutely nothing.

>>717308704
>actual MH fans despise it and the direction the series has taken ever since
uh huh

>>717310473
Well yeah
World completely changed the series for the worse and ruined everything appealing about it
Same thing as Strive

>>717310518
And World was a massive success and people largely liked it including a silent majority of fans who played it, which is why it was the best selling game of the series and had very long legs.
Same thing as Strive

his worst sin yet

>>717310684
>dumbed down mass appeal game sold more in a previous niche series
Woah no way
Yes same thing as Strive, seeing the commonalities? Dumbing down a series then it gets more money, it's like normalfags are stupid or something

>think thread is about something mildly interesting
>it's just about some faggot youtuber
I genuinely wish death upon all of you niggers

>>717311484
Or its that those old games were shitty and only liked by insufferable autists.

>>717312280
So you only played the games when they got shit, good to know

>>717312265
>doesn't make a post that would improve the thread
Dumb tard

>>717310932
Wearing shoes indoors and stepping on the carpet?

>>717310932
Why would Mork enjoy Inuyasha? I would've thought he hated it

How do I unironically and genuinely get a Haggard tier body?