Bowser thread. It's Bowser day.

bowsex

>>717304248 (OP)
Based.
I hope Bowser actually gets a game, soon. Some kind of Kingdom Management sim, maybe.

>>717304248 (OP)
I wish this fat fuck was easier to draw.

Bowser is based.

>>717307531
too bad all his fans on /v/ have to be euthanized

>>717304398
I want an army of cute boos forcing me to eat donuts.

>>717304248 (OP)

>>717304248 (OP)
>Bowser thread
>it's just stealth bara thread

>>717308326
You are welcome to post Bowser images you like instead of whining. Or discuss what a Bowser game could be.

>tfw your straight but bowser just gave you a boner
weird feeling

Deckbeard barafaggot grooming thread.

>>717309401
Funnily enough this is the mini game that filtered me as a kid.

>>717311174
It's a pretty fuckin' difficult minigame. BIS's side stuff is small but genuinely pretty tricky.

>>717310905
As in you're warning us about it or do you want it to be that?

>>717311397
Ignore that guy. He shows up in any thread that's even vaguely gay to spam that image and troll.

is this a gay only thread or can it also be bowser x peach

>>717311487
Gotcha
>>717311334
Someone explain to me this pairing, I've seen it around a lot, is it all because of the movie?

>>717311542
As long as it's stuff focused on Bowser and not just NTR where Bowser is an ugly bastard standin, sure.

>>717311542
Bisexual king dude, bring in the peaches, all bowser

>>717311605
>is it all because of the movie?
Partially because of one of the earlier movie trailers, but mostly because Bowser has less animosity towards Luigi in general in the M&L series. He definitely hates Mario, obviously, but Luigi catches a noticeably smaller amount of flak from him.

>bara Bowser thread
>"Yeah that makes sense"
>Bowser x Peach thread
"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK OFF"
Why is /v/ so gay

>>717311691
They do make a cute pair, personality contrast is great and Luigi deserves a king to pamper him

>>717310905
would

>>717311720
Who are you quoting, we've told you bowserXpeach is welcome too

>>717311738
They do, yeah. Personally I'm more fond of Garouzuki's DededeXBowser stuff, but LuigiXBowser is fantastic, too, especially this artist's rendition.
In fact, fuck it, comic dump.
1/10

>>717311907

>>717311959
Forgot to say 2/10 on the last one, whoops.
3/10

>>717311959
Luigi being a chill male wife seems strangely in character.

>>717312027
4/10
>>717312057
He definitely seems like the type, doesn't he?

>>717312090
5/10

>>717312130
6/10

>>717312181
7/10

>>717312130
I do hope bowser fucking Luigi makes mario seethe forever

>>717312238
8/10

>>717311682
This should be one of his outfits in mario kart

I hate all you gay fucks. I think Bowser is a cool villain with a cool design. I never thought he was hot or whatever the fuck. Why are you like this

imagine

>>717312291
9/10
>>717312278
Oh don't you worry.

>>717312320
>Internet thinks character is sexy makes you angry
You can't be this naive, also why are you in this thread

>>717312343
And the last one of the main comic.
>>717312320
Any character with an appealing design is going to have someone who finds that character attracting. Aesthetic appeal and romantic attraction are literally always going to overlap in SOMEONE, somewhere, and a series as popular as the Mario franchise is going to inevitably hit a very large number of those people. You can enjoy the less gay images of Bowser if you find him cool in a nonromantic way, nobody who matters will judge you for it.

>>717312331
>Human face with reptile hands
It's a weird choice, but he's rocking that leather jacket

>>717312437
I thought it was a thread about how cool Bowser is. Not whatever this shit is. I just think he's an interesting villain.

>>717312476
You seem like a bowserwise person, tell us more about Bowser's ships. Which is your favourite?

>>717312604
Bowser is cool. Some people just think coolness is attractive.

>>717312604
You can post bowser being a villain and discuss bowser being a cool interesting villain, we're not lacking space here

>>717312790
>Bowser with glasses
D-damn

>>717312664
As I mentioned, probably Garouzuki's BowserXDedede stuff. I think the idea of Bowser constantly putting on this constantly maintained "cool tough guy" image only to attend Brawl and finding this guy who manages to be effortlessly beloved by his subjects without having to be a badass villain and just fulling head-over-heels for him is a fun thought. Plus, I really like how Garouzuki characterizes Link as his best bro/wingman. Shit's funny.

1/2

Bowser/Luigi is a close second, though.

>>717312871
2/2

>>717312953
Sad bowser is devastating to me, when I saw him in oddissey all depressed after the wedding it was crushing

>>717313128
If you've never seen it, you should watch the entire fucking shipping music video Garouzuki did for the pairing. It's very good.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28164271

>>717312604
It's also a villain that is always destined to never get the girl. To be eternally longing for her (and her kingdom) and always be stopped by the gallant hero.

Some people just want him to have a happy ending. (It can also incidentally be a sexy ending)

>>717304398
lol what a fat fuck

>>717308326
Don't confuse fat-shit with bara.

>>717314265
Bara is not a bodytype, nor a genre.It's just an old name for a gay colab manga.

>>717304398
Fat Bowser vs King K Rool in a sumo contest, who wins? Idk how much bowser weighs but Rool is supposedly 3 fucking tons apparently.

>>717314689
I lost fighting that semantics battle a decade ago anon

>>717311334
good art but fuck you, Bowser is 100% a bottom

>>717315316

>>717304248 (OP)
I hate that pseud RedditBob profile Lo-Ping keeps retweeting. I know you're in here. Stop retweeting that faggot.

>>717316547
Please don't drag whatever twitter eceleb faggot drama you've got into the Bowser Day thread.

>>717315316
Putting aside the fact that you're wrong for a moment, he could still bottom while being on top of someone.

>>717316716
Notorious "4chan guy" and actual Lebanese faggot "Lo-Ping" is a minor e-celeb on Twitter. He regularly posts Bowser porn in between bouts of retweeting "Based and Redpilled" Conservative Voices. One of which is the most sanctimonious pseudointellectual retards in the world. He hasn't even posted pictures of himself, so Lo-Ping isn't just retweeting him to try to get nudes or something. He really agrees with that idiot.

>>717316935
Based hater, he's annoying

>>717317218
Which one? I find Lo-Ping himself funny when he baits some idiot into a multiple hour long one sided argument once a month. It's the SpongeBob retard I hate. It's either Words Words Words to say some shit that's obvious, or the worst fucking opinions I've ever seen. And he's under every fucking Lo-Ping tweet, no matter what fucking time it is.

>>717317428
That guy is too innocent for Twitter. There's a reason he gets retweeted all the time and it's not because he's making a good point.

Bowser doesn't look like this

>>717317428
The latter

>>717316935
I honestly don't care. The more attention you give retarded microcelebs like that, the happier you make them, so I do my best to never let them enter my mind to begin with.
I'd recommend you do the same.

>>717320228
He only has like 50 followers. He's not even a microceleb. Just a clinger-on. He insists he's not gay or a furry, but he talks about both pretty often and even has a screencap of a gay furry thread from trash in his timeline.

gay icon

>>717304248 (OP)
I've been thinking about a Bowser game too ever since I finished Bananza. Gay furries aside, which Nintendo team would /v/ want working on it?

>>717323565
I feel like another Odyssey-style game really wouldn't fit Bowser, at least on its own. As much as I like Koizumi and his team, I'd kinda prefer to see one of the weirder teams like Vanpool take a shot.
...Of course, Vanpool is fucking dead, now, so who knows.

>>717323565
I'm not a fan of a Bowser platformer idea, give me an action game that focuses more on tanking shit with armor blocks and killing everything as fast as possible instead of the usual parrying and dodge rolls. Basically something like the PS2/PS3 God of War games or Madworld, except you punch shit, set it on fire and summon minions while rock/metal music plays.
Couldn't think of a dev for that though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCJOjh46sY&list=RD8hCJOjh46sY&start_radio=1

>>717324457
3D Metroidprimevania beat em up. Beat up enemies > Upgrade skills > Beat bosses > Gain skills > Backtrack and use skills to open new areas. All of this in a sprawling world with different biomes. Add some Goofy skill based puzzles and Devil May Cry DPS checks/enemy arenas.

Prepare to be napalmed.

>>717308007
my pov

>>717327161
Yoshis don't care about what Bowser does as long as they stay off the Island. Yoshi's Island (the game) is the Mario universe version of the Vietnam war.

>>717327161
IT AIN'T ME

I like Bowser because he's a fun retard and a cool leader in the rpgs. This thread is a whiplash I wasn't expecting a gay thread sad

>>717314865
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolong
King K. weighs three times as much as the heaviest IRL crocodile.

>>717327914
fat fuck