Thread 717314197 - /v/ [Archived: 39 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:53:21 AM No.717314197
!!!einha
!!!einha
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Why do millennials always shill the worst shmups?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:56:01 AM No.717314331
>>717314197 (OP)
Ikaruga fucking sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAO6akjqdg
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:57:39 AM No.717314418
Einhander's checkpoints are not even that bad and you can quite literally just play with a preset weapon loadout, which makes shit ez as fuck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:57:50 AM No.717314431
Why are zoomers so mindbroken by millenials?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:59:45 AM No.717314535
>>717314431
If a zoomer influencer recommends you peak that peakheads never talk about, run
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:01:39 AM No.717314631
>>717314331
I like the music.
I like the Chuuni aesthetic quotes.
I like the color change mechanic.
No, I haven't 1CC'd easy yet.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:07:23 AM No.717314953
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>Checkpoints really don't belong in a game with a style of pattern coordination so similar to Thunder Force 4
Counterpoint, Einhander is far more linient with survivability than Thunder Force 4 because the weapons can also act as shields (depending on the weapon, some tank hits better than otherss
>Enemies are both memorization heavy
Wow, a shmup is about memorizing (nevermind the reactionspeeds that aren't even that tight but i guess posers gonna be posers), how quaint
>and have attacks dependent on your position
This is just R-Typeish stuff like having different shit come at you from one row or the other, close example in TF4 are the big levels where you can go all the way down and fight a different set of enemies. Some einhander stages give you two different enemytypes in the bottom and top screen sides. But also you do not need to clear everything on screen (At least not if you're playing with the single weapon ship and without using a preset loadout) so just take your route and call it a day
>Stage 5 onwards is embarrassingly awful
Wow, the part of the game where everyone wants you dead is hard!. Nevermind the amount of Riot gun you get to nuke the big bulletsponge ships i guess.
>If a gming influencer recomends you a shmup that smupheads never talk about, run
Same community that cries about undertale daily btw.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:09:27 AM No.717315080
>>717314197 (OP)
Why do you care? Zooms dont even play these games unless its Undertale.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:10:44 AM No.717315142
>>717314431
Zoomers don't have any own thoughts or desires. They just copy what their favorite influencer does or says.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:11:36 AM No.717315178
>>717314197 (OP)
Einhander is pretty mid. The first level is good and the rest is forgettable. Feels like a throwaway project for Square.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:12:39 AM No.717315232
i remember moot saying einhander was one of his favourite games. do what you want
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:13:10 AM No.717315254
>>717314953
NTA but
>same community that cries about undertale daily btw
This entire concept is a schizophrenic delusion.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:18:48 AM No.717315519
>>717315254
The entire shmup community is a buttload of autistic permavirgin retarded posers who toat about their mediocre scores in cave shit, but get filtered by shit like Undyne.
Hell if we talk about millenials being butthurt and shit, allow me to remind you that a fucking hollow knight zoomer was the only westerner that made a dent in the shmup community by getting the WR in Ketsui, fraudulent ass community.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:22:38 AM No.717315730
>more schizophrenic rambling
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:27:00 AM No.717315958
>>717314431
some kind of misplaced youngest child insecurity. eventually alpha will do the same thing to them
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:27:41 AM No.717315991
>>717314331
Not as much as Cave games albeit.