Is it true FF14 requires age verification now for all countries?

Who cares? It's just a shitty single player with multi player taked on

I kinda miss the game, I ragequit during the final boss in dawntrail when wuk traverses space and time because of course she does, and never returned since. How are the patches?

>>717332106 (OP)
why would it begin requiring age verification?
in England maybe but the rest of the world? nah

>>717332106 (OP)
Folderkun, that's lazy even for you. It's only the Godforsaken isles of the UK.

>>717335664
i really hope brits manage to push back against that new retarded law. I don't want the EU to implement this BS

>>717334225
Awful, like 10x worse than post EW slop.

>>717332106 (OP)
It does not require age verification anywhere, even in the UK. You saw a shitpost/fake screenshot.

>>717336539
The eu is not only implementing this already but will also soon be able to read all your chats and everything you post online.
https://www.patrick-breyer.de/en/posts/chat-control/

>>717337242
i fucking hate the EU so much

>>717334225
They just concluded the x.3 MSQ today, literally filler tier story.
Villain escapes, swears revenge and its revealed he's just a member of a bigger organization.
Saturday morning cartoon tier slop, XIV's narrative is officially worse than WoW's now.

>>717332106 (OP)
Yeah. Nobody over 18 is allowed to play.

Hot damn the new alliance raid is so damn fun

Do it for him.

WHY ISNT DALAMUD UPDATING WHATS WRONG WITH THESE NIGGERDEVS

>>717332106 (OP)
no, this would cause all the transgender child groomers to leave the game, effectively a 98% drop in population at least

Imagine if you were a super genius.
What would you do to kill the primal slayer?

>jeuno
>sandy
only one left. i guess bastok is getting cucked.

>>717338695
Quick summary from before.

Calyx used the fear of death from the constant attacks and black regulators to condition a summoning of Necron, an entity in response in fear of death that also gets stronger in it's own death that can last until the entire Ninth's aether is depleted. The replacement for crystals for the summoning was the lightning aether from the region itself.
Sphene does a broadcasted speech to weaken the prayers.Wuk bruteforces through a barrier where Calyx's memory bank is stored, then you do the final blow while he was in the middle of transferring his memory elsewhere (probably succeeded, cause the characters are outright stating they want answers cause Ascians could be involved). Wuk is resting now, took a lot of damage.
The issue with Calyx is his autism took the Alexandrian creed of "living on through memories" too literally along with his own limited lifespan.
Oh yeah, one of the notes in the investigation part outright states Krile's parents were captured and executed. The Director Demetrius or whatever was a dick.

>>717337242
imagine being jewropean

>>717338751
he cute

>>717338929
>muh telephori
>MUH PRESERVATION
>MUHHHHHHHH WINTERRIZATTIIIIIIONNNNNNN

more fuckign hiroi theater slop narrative. god damn.

>>717338767
I'll do to him what we did to Hermes. Multiple times, across different reincarnations and timelines.

So anyone already done with the MSQ? If yes is Wuk lamat gone for good or not?

Remember when this game had quality control?

>>717338772
Relax m8 it usually takes a day or two on major patches.

TWO?!

>>717339062
no

>>717339039
Winterers... are coming

>>717337242
Will this also affect Norway? If not, I'm moving. From one frozen shithole to another.

>>717338767
Is this shit real or mod made? I can't even tell anymore it looks so amateurish.

>>717332106 (OP)
why would it more than likly has your credit card info which is the verification in the first place

>>717339175
You saw nothing.

you didnt really need to put this line kate

>>717339175
it's patch day retard. no mods

>They made an "epic orchestral remix" of fucking Smile for cutscenes

>their stringing along the Key macGuffin for another expansion cycle
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU YOSHIP FUCK

You know what, the little puzzle segment was fun. It was braindead easy, but I liked the little throwback to Zero Escape.

Can't believe this crowd of literal whos are so clearly AI voice acted, fucking dire.

>>717338929
>they used the "death is scary and I'm not ready for it" concept again

Less go Lil Mooj!

did they kill mutt lamat?

>>717339476
>they used the "death is scary and I'm not ready for it" concept again
And we'll keep doing it. Don't like it? Get plucked.

>>717339252
jesus fucking christ man

>>717339532
>the vivi reference doesnt become a black mage
dawntrail sux

Logging in for the first time in a couple of month just to see

> Your FC dead

> The first cutscene of the MSQ having no voice.

> Seeing the fucking cat that I hate.

> Seeing Limsa having less than 1/4 of the people we used to have.

> Seeing one of the few person in Limsa is on the hunt looking for possible Nazi player like a Schizo freak. The player they are targeting clearly state he's LGBT... The person who is the target is ignoring the shout (probably blocked the Schizo.

> Seeing that I lost my house. Meh, it was to be expected.

Yeah, maybe this game is truly dying. Time to go back to other games. Starting to feel like meteion poping on planet just to see how much of a disaster occurred just to leave for another one.

>>717339039
>>717339109
>FFXIV: Everwinter
>FFXIV: Frostveil
>FFXIV: Snowbreak
Pick your expansion

I'M FINALLY DONE

>>717339062
>Quality control
Yeah back in 1.0 but after ARR they fired those responsible for that

>>717339698
Snow...fall

>>717339252
Fuck sake. Even reading that gave me a migraine.

>>717339690
what a waste of money to pay for this sub... you could've bought another game or two on sale

>>717332106 (OP)
My wife is so pretty...

>spellspeed of scouting
is this what Yoshida meant by cost issues?

>>717339782
that's just alphinaud wearing his sister's clothes

>>717339062
is this fucking real? what gear is that from

ANON WHO ASKED IF YOU SHOULD RESUB.

NO. DO NOT RESUB.

>>717338841
remove his support
seriously, stop aiming for WoL and go for the scions etc. bomb a bunch of orphanages or something

Oh well that's convenient.

>>717339767
The path that we tread —
Is buried in snow —
Here proud spirits shimmer —
In frostbitten glow —
At this, the year’s end, do we cast out tomorrow —
Snow falls.
Snow falls.

>>717339062
it will be more hilarious if actually is spell speed and not just a typo

>>717338841
the WoL is not immune to COVID
or "light COVID" as shb explained
just toss some of that and theyre dead

>>717339698
>blue and silver
HEAVENSWARD 2.0 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717339698
WESTWOLVES BROS WE'RE SO BACK

>>717340031
you mean winterwolves

so what was up with the dead evaporating into dust

>>717338841
summon a primal of course.
he was lucky when killing all the other previous 395713 primals. maybe the primals were simply inferior to mine.

>>717332106 (OP)
They will 100% add real ID to XIV, it has online component and teen is still underage. XIV is full of pedos too. It's worse than discord.

oh god okay whatever just finish this dogshit place and never make me come back here again

>>717339690
You though people were just exaggerating the fall off? Retard, thanks for funding the continued death of the game though, classic.

>>717339926

b-but it was a primal of DEATH
HOW DO YOU KILL DEATH???
THE PLAN WAS PERFECT

Does my wife get to do anything cute?

>the dawnservant in the alliance raid is the one from vanadiel.

okay and?

>>717340105
sounds like a masterplan. ship eet

>Necron music sounds generic af
how did they do it? how does this basic ass track from 2000 mog the shit out of all music from ff14?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76_maZtHoiI

>>717339690
>Time to go back to other games. Starting to feel like meteion poping on planet just to see how much of a disaster occurred just to leave for another one.
what in the actual fuck happened to this game

>>717340256
less competition, I guess...

>>717340256
not even a drop of a cum chalice mention.

>>717338841
Summon a primal. This time for sure.

>>717340110
All the Discord pedos are on XIV though.
> Teen is underage.
Yeah MMORPGs like XIV are 16+ targeted.

>>717340256
She got 1 line of dialogue where she went "Hmmm, maybe its X" and did that thinking animation where she taps her hand against her jaw.
WAS EPIX!!!!!!!!!!

>time to do trust
>as dps you are forced to run both wuk and graha
fucking fuck fuck fucking fujos and hiroi fucking shit

>>717340358
Classic yish

>>717340256
>Y'shtola
>allowed to do anything ever
Watch them set her up to be a big part of the shard traveling plot only to push her aside for G'raha again.

Dungeon 2nd boss is 4 1v1 fights
Ok that was actually pretty fun

>>717339062
People get so mad over such incredibly mundane and absolutely pointless things in this game. I just found it funny, but of course with this community, there are people who are all upset over this.

>>717339328
holy fuck I thought you were joking.
PLease stop making smile remixes goddamn

>>717340524
shut up kate

>>717339690
Sucks for you anon just did a full 24 man run of the new raid lol

>>717340534
Best part is that it's cutscene music, which means they'll reuse it from now on.
I hope you're ready to hear it for the next 10 years

>>717339062
12hr emergency maintenance for complaining, chuddie!

>>717339252
That's some WWF-tier writing that Hulk Hogan or Macho Man would say to hype a crowd.

>>717340524
its less people genuinely being upset and more so people being disappointed. how does an MMO as big as xiv make such a small fuckup like this?

If you did moon stuff get this stuff NOW you will make millions

>same story arc on repeat since 2019
why tho

>>717339701
me too

>>717340524
>Isn't it so funny when people are bad at their jobs? XDDDD
I too love emergency maintenances, we haven't had one in about a week

>>717340524
its coming right of the heels of yoshi p saying they will take care to avoid mistakes like this going forward

...
I closed the game, I'm done.

>>717340723
>muh gil
why the fuck would I care, it's useless

>>717340850
WINTERY NIGGAS

>>717340850
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>717340850
DA ASCIUUUUUUNZ

>wuk lmao swings axe around a couple of times and fucking dies
what was her problem?

>>717340524
It denotes a lack of care and quality, just like when they made Wuk Lamat say the giants lived in Kozama'uka, or when an NPC outside Solution Nine referred to the lil lizard as "Gulool Ja Ja's son", or when they left a piece of Japanese dialogue untranslated.

Oh neat, final cutscene spoilers
Living Memory is restored to it's golden form for the plot reason mentioned before, activating the method to restore locked memories from the regulators. It's like it was from before, but with normal weather instead of the dark default glow..

>>717340906
the estrogen atrophied his muscles

>>717340906
WOL was getting too much attention they had to remind us who the actual main character is.

>>717340941
unironically soulless
I liked that you as a player made a choice turning it off and they undoed it

>>717340850
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

>Shale = Calyx theory got BTFO'd
Just like the "Zeromus = Zero theory", and literally every other schizo theory this community has cooked up

I hope you guys finally realize that nothing interesting will ever fucking happen, it will always be the most safe, predictable and mundane story imaginable. There will never be any shocking twists that fundamentally shake the foundations of the story. NOTHING WILL EVER FUCKING HAPPEN. So stop with the schizo theories already. Just stop giving a shit about this games stupid, boring and meaningless story.

>>717340872
Shut up poorfag

>>717340995
>you as a player made a choice turning it off
The 'choice' was stop playing the game or turn them off, plus the game constantly tells you that even though the people there are sentient and you should cry when the writer holds up the cry now sign, there is 0 moral issue with turning them off

>>717340850
Characters were stating multiple times beforehand "Yeah it's Ascians". and you're like "nooooooo it's ascians!"

>>717340304
>how did they do it? how does this basic ass track from 2000 mog the shit out of all music from ff14?
Soken is tired
>what in the actual fuck happened to this game
Yoshi and the rest of the team is most likely tired, and the good members are being replaced. It happened to WoW and it will happen to XIV

>Winterer
>Thunderer
ah, I see

>plagiarise ff9 all expac
>Don't even get soken version of dark messenger
why bother?

>>717341119
It's literally Emet tho, they're doing alternative timeline slop.

if ff7 is next i guess its gonna be even more about the life stream? dawntrail already dabbled in that a bit, i guess it makes sense

>>717337242
What the fuck.

>>717337341
>officially worse than WoW's now.
Oh so wow then officially made shadowlands not canon? Cool.

Winterer is actually a reference to W(est wolves)interer

>>717340524
Some people have standards and expectation of quality control. This shit didn't happen before.

>>717341235
it's worse than shadowlands. objectively. all the wow streamers agree.

>>717340920
>Kate gets promoted
>English localization goes to shit

>>717341214
>He was the shoebill the entire time from ShB.
>It's the Emet from the doomed timeline that stowed away in the Crystal Tower.

>>717340850
WE DO A LITTLE TROLLING

>>717340304
>How is an Uematsu track good
Gee I dunno anon

>>717340941
so what is now with Wuk lamat? Does she stay with us or not?

>>717341119
>>717341214
>>717341352
true or troll? shoebill return would be kino

>>717340191
I would fuck the shit out of this old man.

>>717341409
One second, in last quest still and finished the long ass cutscene

>>717340524
It's best to ignore any game dev criticism in here. These people have no clue of development cycles, let alone game development. They think everything is whatever coding hobby they have where they push to main and test by deploying prod.

what goes on in the alliance story? did sareel ja run into a ff11 mamool ja and kill himself after realizing he was brown in a past life? does the actual real dimension hopping shantotto even show up at all?

>>717340941
So everyone lived happily ever after like a good old disney cartoon?

>>717339260
New? You've been able to manually inject dalamud from the folder the second servers come back up for like, 4 years

Didn't yoshi piss say we were done with ascians

>>717341465
>only game criticism i agree with is valid
why are you even on this website

>>717341279
Nah

>>717341409
Nah she's staying as the Vow in Tural with Koana. Erenville is gonna tavel, and Gulool Ja is gonna train under the landsguard and when he grows up he'll help out at Alexandria.
On that note, she only has voiced lines in like 2 major scenes, there's a lot of unvoiced stuff.

>>717341575
yuckshit-piss says a lot of things, he is a conman after all

>>717341083
Calyx is just going to be another reflection of Hermes. I am anxiously awaiting the arc where he breaks Amon out of super hell and they fuse to become one giant mecha Hermes.

>>717340941
>reverting one of the few interesting things the DT story did
Amazing

>>717340850
>Le "rEmEmBeR uS!'
>Not even absent for a full expansion

>>717341681
it wasn't interesting, it turned the zone into dogshit visually AND it directly contradicted the entire point of a beast tribe (omicron) storyline from the LITERAL PREVIOUS EXPANSION

>>717341352
Shoebill is still around after Emet dies. Shoebill confirmed for Azem.

>>717341654
giving it any voiced lines at all is unforgivable

>>717340995
>>717341681
trannoid.

>>717341739
The Omicron beast tribe quest was shit too

>>717340110
It does not matter if the game is rated teen, there is no age check. You can still get the game at any age.

can't wait to fight ol santa claus with sokens cringerock version of jingle bells blasting in the background. all to ensure happy holidays for everyone

>>717341465
fuck off kate. inept cunt.

I'm listening to random shb and even EW tracks and getting depressed about how bad DT was
EW too but I could've tanked that being meh if the later expacs weren't bad

>>717341816
k-k-kino

Apparently there's a bug with the third alliance raid boss that can make it unpullable again so you have to disband the raid

>>717341575
And then after that he literally said that there were still Ascians alive and running around.

>Game is rated T for Teen
>Story is rated T for Toddler

it has been extremely funny watching average thread impressions climb in positivity as more people actually complete the MSQ

>>717341575
He even said we would get a vacation expansion and that there would be rivalry between two factions of the Scions. We all know how that turned out.

>>717341575
It is the classic "break in case of emergency". At least, the dating sim is a real possibility now, we just have to wait the next emergency.

>>717341941
name 9 examples

FF14 is probably the largest troon grooming platform in existence. It’s like one giant discord server.
Inshallah they will forbid any minor to play it soon, this would spare many White teens from castrating and eventually roping themselves.

>>717341941
where are you seeing that schizo?

>>717341791
the entire game is shit
that's why wow is still king

>>717338751
>after ten millennia, the dreams of Zanzibart will become reality
Really square?

>I close my eyes, tell us why must we suffer
>release your hands, for your will drags us under
>my legs grow tired, tell us where must we wander
>how can we carry on, if redemption's beyond us?

>>717341997
truth, brother. some day xiv will welcome the straight white man again

With each failed patch we get closer and closer to the kino that is the doomed crystal tower timeline.

>>717341414
Mainly troll, there's no face (or can even see the mask) of the new mystery nigga
[9:18]Calyx: Detected the stench of failure already, have you? Such a keen sense of smell.
[9:18]Calyx: Yes, yes, I will give my report, as is protocol.
[9:18]Calyx: Be sure our Winterer peers are apprised of the details...

spoil me to know if i need to skip all cutscenes or not
sphene dies?

So any hint of any word on the next expac? In theory it's a year away right? Or is it going to be even longer? I don't know if they'll want to extend or rush it considering DT's reception

>>717342192
year and a half minimum

>>717341941
Kek, you made them really upset with this.

>>717342192
.4 in 4 months
.5 in 8 months
.55 in 12 months
next expansion in 16 months

>>717342192
>So any hint of any word on the next expac?
English: going to Bifrost
Jap: emergency FF7 expansion

>A large number of headgear items will now display when worn by Viera and Hrothgar.
What do they mean by a large number?

>>717342135
skip all cutscenes in msq.
alliance is better.

>>717342135
Everybody lived happily ever after, but the furries are staying in America (thanks goodness).

Sena Bryer, voice of Wuk Lamat (The main character of FFXIV) is streaming right now, come say hello!

twitch.tv/squidsena

He just burped loudly into the mic

>>717342257
>>717342293
Fuck. Well, that's probably about what I expected

>>717342135
Sphene is staying in Alexandria as a queen to help revamp the government system, and they found a way to restore locked memories from the regulators. Wuk is staying in Tural herself. Next plan for Alexandria is a funeral procession for everyone lost previously, while Scions investigate any records on why Calyx knew about Summoning.
Calyx was overconfident in wanted to beat (You) that he rushed his plan of creating Necron and had to emergency transfer his consciousness (memories) elsewhere, where a mystery nigga Ascian that's part of a "Winterer" group.

I can't wait for more riveting encounters with...............................................................................calyx

>>717342279
>kek
yikes bro

>>717342420
What was funny is he is fucking SHOOK. (You)r face flashes for a moment like the Thordan moment lol.

>>717341572
are you actually stupid or just pretending
you can tell me

>A Tranny Reborn
>Trannyward
>Trannyblood
>Trannybringers
>Trannywalker
>Trannytrail
>???

>>717342089
>>717340850
>those boots
>the black robe with sharp ends
>the metal-like details
This is 100% an Ascian and an important one at that. At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if it's really Emet from that alternate timeline. That, or he's gonna be Pashtarot, while the "Winterer peers" are lead by whatever Ascian was tasked with the Calamity of Ice.

>>717342369
Wtf Sena's voice read of Shales lines was actually.....good? How is he this competent doing a fake female British voice but did so horribly with Wuk Lamat?

>>717342420
That sounds like fun! Can i come?

>>717342598
Shut up retard

>For my genius plan... I shall summon a primal!
>Wow good thing we all carried out anti-primal gimbals around for some reason
HOLY HACKS

>>717341654
What happens with Sphene? I want her to come with us, don't tell me she's stuck in Alexandria?

>>717342315
I think most stuff minus specifically metal helmets/helms

>>717342395
>they found a way to restore locked memories from the regulators
Can we have one lasting negative consequence of the story? for once?

>>717342651
Anon...

>>717342395
And Living Memory looks like this in the end. The colors restored but using the normal weather (instead of the golden glows)

>>717341941
I knew I was experiencing deju vu

Huh, you can buy the Archfiend and False Monarch sets for trophy crystals now

>>717342369
buy an ad

>Calyx bro, aint nothing wrong with eternal life
>forget this Key business
>its the energy thing that's the problem, that shit's finite
>ever heard of dynamis though? seems that thing's pretty fucking infinite
>You use dynamis to manifest aether
>and through manifested aether the beings given eternal life produce dynamis
>Win fucking win

>>717342678
No sorry, FF16 was enough dark stuff for a decade. Now you only get Smileslop.

>>717342727
Let this anon have his hour of glory (the only hour of new content he'll have this month for this game)

>>717342369
>male au ra
you can't make this shit up

>>717342708
this looks like shit too. music change?

>>717342089
Yoshida said at the end of Endwalker he wanted Dawntrail to be a vacation expansion because he didn't want to bring out a End of the world type boss, only to then have another end of the world type boss. He literally says something to that in his latest Famitsu interview
But here he did exactly that with Calyx being the villain, but in fact he's not the villain it's this other guy in the shadows is the real bigger bad villain.

This MSQ is so shit.

the krile and her parents arc deserved more

>>717342884
nah, killing her off would have been the superior choice.

>>717332106 (OP)
God bless the UK

>>717342884
Who? Sorry, not enough budget.

>>717342369
>cant even digest eggs and bacon without medication

>>717342598
>Wtf Sena's voice read of Shales lines was actually.....good?
hahaAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>717337242
This looks like a proposal still in the works that people can vote for or against by contacting their government reps.

>>717342369
Not your personal army, faggot.

>>717332106 (OP)
Out of all games, maybe this game needs it the most. Too many groomers.

>>717342697
REEEEE

>>717342708
people still dead?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ESTINIIEN VACATION, THANCRED WATERS, AND URIANGER DOING?

I have no motivation to even play the patch. The entire aesthetic the patch revolves are is cringe.

>>717338841
I miss when WoL was blindsided by poison and geopolitics. Now he's a Marvel hero in a Marvel world where beating up the big baddy is all you need to do
I would dive into the Aitiascope and Beast Soulmerge with Ilberd

>>717343034
Yeah. It’s explicitly said “reactivate but not the endless” for the regulators to get the memory restoration feature.
Overall 7.3 MSQ took about 4-5 hours to watch.

>>717343127
CIVIL WAR NOW

>>717338772
square is willing to ignore the existence of dalamud as long as it doesn't update the first days of each patch

>>717343065
vacation xpac. for them, not you.

>>717343164
So how would you rate Patch 7.3 in terms of the MSQ in 7.3 and from 7.0 to 7.3?

>>717342708
Ugly, prob only looks good at night.

>>717340304
is this an actual unmodded screenshot from the game now?
jfc I quit after endwalker and I'm glad I did

>>717343065
Having hot gay sex and WoL is not invited.

>>717343183
CBU3 doesn't give a shit for plugins, they'd have to ban too many people if they did.
They didn't do anything specific for the stalker plugin, that's how you know they'll never ban.

Sounds like the patch is pretty cringe and not worth subbing for, thanks for saving me some money /v/.

>>717343245
Too bad, it's actually one of the best fight of the recent expansions so far. It's splatoon themed. I hope you didn't read the text thinking it was in the game, those are just lyrics.

>>717343296
>stalker plugin
xiv must be purged

>>717343387
Here's a tip: don't play the game before 7.55, which is like... 1 year away? more? By that time, maybe you'll have completely flushed the game out of your system.

>fag representation consists of:
>a useless retard who existed to get stabbed and bodysnatched
>a tranny groomer who tries to steal an underaged girl's skin to masquerade as a lesbian
>a psycho fag obsessed with an underaged boy
Fagbros... I thought this was our game...

>Sphene starts having a monologue
>Smile playing in the background
This song sucks so fucking bad

>>717343393
No I'm good.

>>717343296
>they'd have to ban too many people if they did.
exactly, that's why they prefer to turn a blind eye on them

did they do the credits thing again? how is that scene? does smile play?

>>717343483
>a psycho fag obsessed with an underaged boy
Who?

hey I actually like that we didnt use the rock candy for once

>>717343592
yeh...

>>717343592
no credits this time. wasnt in the budget

>>717343127
tranny poster.

>>717343592
nope, no credits, it sounds for a bit in a cutscene.

Is Krile stuck in S9?

>Calyx alive
>Ascians again
I'm out.

>>717343127
>forever seething in the soup
>canon

fucking mhiggers deserved it lmao.

>>717343650
What in the goddamn? A tranny doesn't even know what geopolitics is. MCU slop is the bread and butter of trannies.

>>717343592
why would they play the credits? don't we still have another patch in the works? beastmaster was supposed to come out this xpac

>>717343618
Demetrius, the guy with the pink bangs who has his locker filled with Calyx pictures.

>>717343731
.3 patch

>7.2 MSQ start to engender positivity towards the story again with real Sphene, Wuk was sent off and had minimal screen time
>7.3 immediately cucksheds real Sphene, reintroduced Wuk and gave her a lot of screen time with voice lines that are incredibly grating on the ears.
Great, just fucking great it's one step forward ten steps back.
>7.3

>>717343730
tranny redddit poster confirmed.

>>717343564
It's so funny because them looking away permanently are ruining the game even more.
They unironically should have made plugins official while restricting them.
Now look at what currently exists? A plethora of botting (crafting, gathering, fates, duties, questing...) and more weirdo stuff (modbeasts, stalkers...).
The ultimates' first clears are always and always ruined by cheaters. Even PF can't clear some ult without automarker.

But no, they will never do that (they probably can't technically, since they're so bad) and they're probably scared shitless of people flaming with a dps meter.

Can you imagine the conversations the Ascians are having when they're watching Calyx summon a primal of all things to try and win, someone taught him that as a prank to try and get a rise out of him and won a bet for making him crack.

>>717343227
I’d need to go back and remember and think about stuff. I’ve done so much side stuff that it overtook the MSQ experience. I will say for people doing it first time will have a better experience now they can do 7.1-7.3 right after.
But I believe 7.0 could’ve been half as long, and more like Stormblood with how side characters are used in each beat.
I always played JP so I never outright hated Wuk cause her biofem VA is good, but I could tell she was excessive in usage. They really should’ve done the whole “WoL is gonna hang back a bit” a bit better. And Yoshi-P said in that JP interview that (You) are now back in the frontlines of the story.
As a whole, you have first half is Wuk and Tural focused, and second half is Sphene and Alexandria focused. And story now is first gonna explain to the world leaders (btw a nation superpower just came from another world). And now we have new mystery nigga Ascians (Winterers).

>How do I deal with a guy known for killing primals who has killed Zodiark twice?
>Oh I know, summon another primal!
I'll take ascians being back at this point cuz holy fuck after Zoraal Ja and Calyx I genuinely don't think they can make up anything new that isn't mind-bogglingly retarded.

>>717343856
>always harping on this every thread
trannies are obsessed.

>>717343813
>he's STILL playing with english dub
You deserve it and I hope it only gets even worse.

how's the new patch?

>>717343951
Shit

>>717343951
shit. hiroi wrote another organization with possible ascians.
>muh telphoroi
>muh preservation
>muh winters

This theater style writing is fucking slop.

>>717343914
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about but that doesn't make what I said false.
Are you using said bots? Probably.

Why did calyx give the crown to Sphene?Why did he care how azem shit works?Glad this dogshit story is over.

>>717343951
ever have a catheter put in?

>>717343905
If the writer is shit, then the Ascians are going to be shit. Or did everyone forget how Emet and the others were before they got a ShB redo?

>>717343951
5/10

>>717343905
This is addressed in two ways. He was overconfident and rushed a plan without thinking of certain flaws (prayers being dissuaded by Sphene’s speech). But his core concept was a smart idea, something that gets stronger from fear of death, which means that concept will revive itself upon death infinitely (until a whole planet’s Aether is drained)

>>717344000
>>717344016
thanks, anons. gonna stick to osrs

why couldn't 7.x just be about you doing adventure stuff like Estinien, just traveling to different lands and dicking around

>>717342547
Okay, you're new then
This nigga has been thinking for years that mods don't work after patches lmao

Hey, you'll never guess who defeated a primal.
Who?
The primal slayer!

>>717342984
Obviously. Idiots just like to clutch their pearls because they need some new boogeyman to be offended by

>>717343951
It's not the saviour patch that's for sure.

>>717344063
too bad you told him, now +1 retard using plugins day 1
don't spoonfeed

>>717344084
WHAT?!?!? NO WAY!

>>717337242
These fuckers we’re around the world just biding their time to strike and steal everyone’s rights.

>>717343869
What Ascians are left at this point? They must be sundered ones who got their memories back thanks to Emet, Lahabrea, and Elidibus, that's for sure, but didn't Gaius already killed some? And why the hell should they keep fighting the WoL, when he has just killed Zodiark and the very embodiment of despair that destroyed their entire civilization? Their unsundered, "complete" higher-ups failed miserably, so what do they even hope to achieve?

>>717344032
The writer could be amazing, I'm sick to death of Ascians. The world and universe seem small and boring if it's always mother fucking Ascians. Azem would be seething.

>>717344024
>Glad this dogshit story is over.
They didn't roll credits.

>>717334225
>She

>>717344058
>hey krile wants to find out about her grandpa. tag along and make sure she doesnt get eaten.
>hey kriles doing research want to help estinien kill big monsters with our monster hunter crossover?
>hey these native brown cats need some dicking wanna do it?

how do you fuck it up.

the quality of writing this expac

>>717337242
That's it I'm emigrating to Asia, fuck this gay tyrannical continent.

>>717344181
>so what do they even hope to achieve?
make some cash on store mounts

>>717344084
source????

>>717344181
Had this list saved.

>>717342369
What server / data center are they playing on? I want to avoid going there at all costs to avoid getting the gays on me.

>>717344181
>hey wouldnt it be funny if they completely fuck up after 6.0 and go back to ascians in a panic or remember when?

well they dun did it.

>>717343869

>>717344181
None of the remaining red masks showed up to help Elidibus in 5.3, only black mask shitters heeded the call. None of them care about Zodiark or ever did. They got offered a job to become immortal liches and took it to pursue their own goals.

>>717340941
>>717341681
>>717340995
^this. This is a massive pussy move and I actually respected them having the balls to just turn off the entire last zone. At least we are done with this disaster of an expansion MSQ.

>>717340906
Why wouldn't they at least show the shield having some feedback, some electric blast or something. As it is it just looks like she blistered her hands really badly and fucking died from it.

>>717344269
Still can't believe how much of a jobber an ascian "killed" by Gaius must be... They are supposed to have inherited memories or techniques or whatever, even if they are still sundered.

To be fair, we didn't actually beat this primal.
On a side note, I am so pissed off that they went and confined Sphene to Alexandria. I actually wanted her to become a Scion that, moving on from Alexandria which no longer would need her guidance, would adventure to discover a new calling.
For fucks sake man WHY!?

>>717344181
this guy likes dudes.

The second the cup was revealed to belong to Azem you should have all started preparing yourselves for the return of the Ancients/Ascians.

>Literal who brought in, says shit, gets turned to dust and then has his backstory explained after he's a fucking pile of ash
>Shitty resident evil puzzles that the bad guy ends up interrupting anyway
>Aids patient thinks it's a good idea to set a primal on the person who is known the world over for killing primals
>WOL gets to steal poochie's kill but poochie suddenly is apparently severally injured for some reason
>Sphene staying behind, poochie staying behind and erenvile going on an 'extended trip' confirms DT will never be mentioned again going forward
>One last hurrah for smile after making you think it's safe by playing the instrumental first
>Calyx is still somehow 'alive' and in kahoots Mystery nigga (Acian)
Did I miss anything?

>>717344383
it was all part of the plan... just like emets defeat.
behold, the winterers of old are coming

>>717344403
After seeing what they did to the Scions and Krile, do you really want Sphene to be in the team?
Not until the dating update patch for me.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>717344498
>I am a genius!
>Oh no!

>>717344498
>NOOOO, HOW COULD MY PERFECT PLAN OF SUMMONING A PRIMAL FAIL

Fire Kate. Fire Hiroi.

>>717332106 (OP)
It's rated T for Teen... so I doubt it

>>717344472
You can tell they tried to do the Wuk thing to make her sympathetic and not a Mary Sue, but it's too late niggas, it's too late. She's already a Mary Sue you can't un-Mary Sue in an epilogue of a novel.

>>717344498
mfw primal slayer slays my primal

>>717344346
I think it was implied the Ascians "killed" by Gaius were out of commission for a while. Also their presence would have made things way too complicated, Elidibus had to be the real star of that patch. And the devs definitely wanted to keep some doors open in case they needed to put Ascians into the narrative again, which is exactly what's happening now.

>Pashtarot, Conservator of order and collective will
This sounds like Preservation

>Deudalaphon, appraiser of architecture and patron of invention
Could also be heavily related to electrope and the Alexandrians' super quick technological progress

So next expansion is a snowy place?

>>717340850
has to be the original Azem

>>717344657
Not until someone sends an email to a certain Australian association, with screenshots of modbeasts lmao.

>>717344681
So we're gonna do a Skyrim?

>>717344657
It was datamined, just not implemented yet.

didnt asahi basically condemn hermes to existential hell?
narratively speaking that is calyx, even if timeline wise it makes no sense

So now that Dawntrail is officially over I can confidently say Wuthering Waves has a better story than FFXIV at this point. Seriously compare the endings to WuWa's two most recent MSQ patches to whatever the fuck we all just witnessed here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNQe1Y-b_XU&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=phz45pVzbL4

>>717344498
AAAAAHHH SPHENE, YOU RAT! YOU GAVE ME THE SEARING HOT CUM CHALICE!
HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN LEAD RESEARCHER THE OL' SPICY CUM CHALICE??

>I told Azem to go to the New World
>And he actually fell for it, the stupid piece of shit!
>He can deal with that retarded kid my old colleagues keep around I guess lmao
>Hythlodaeus, are you seeing this? The stupid kid from the 9th actually sent a primal to Azem too! LMAO

>>717344482
Sphene would be really easy to write if they wouldn't play heavily into Alexandria autism.
I'm actually peeved. The one thing I liked from DT and they fucking deny me this. Fuck Hiroi

>>717344641
they switch to a new writer now right? chair is open right? no more faggot play wright failure?

>>717344670
It was just funny, she doesn't seem to exert her self or take any more damage than anyone else. The bleeding hands I could buy even if it's stupid but it felt like they forgot to have calyx shoot some lightning at her or something.

>>717344729
I will laugh my ass off if we end up with a Lahabrea 2.0 where Azem sundered himself and the WoL is just the part of himself that Azem cut off.

>if you get grabbed by a hand aoe you get dragged to the abyss and you need to escape
honestly cool fight

Just woke up and working so can't play
Anyone finish MSQ?
Are we leaving Tural?
Is Wuk staying behind?

>>717344789
who the fuck cares all shit characters.

could someone post a screenshot of the ascians legs once plugins are back up i can just replay the cutscene and see what model they used but i wanna see if i can figure it out before then

>>717344729
What, missing the 1/2 of their soul that we own?

>>717344874
>Azem was actually fucking evil, not just a cunt
pls no

Tell me the truth bros
Has Yoship and co been essentially stunlocked ever since XVI didnt turn out as a huge success as he hoped (yes the game was good you haters but it wasnt as impactful among the public as expected)

>>717344809
He can't stop winning

>>717344792
buy an ad gachashit shill

>>717344975
XVI is trash and you have to let it go.

>>717344921
msq is dogshit. cutscene skip.

>>717344921
I did.
We're not leaving Tural yet. Funeral services and all. Something about Winterers mentioned, possibly an Ascian organization
Sphene (FUCK NO) and Wuk Lamat (FUCK YES) are staying to rule their nations

>>717344963
Well his symbol is an ouroboros.

>>717344921
Ye

>>717344921
Hopechads losted, 7.3 is a complete flop.

>>717344975
If you go that way, I'd blame more SE that sucks off XIV's revenue dry that XVI.
I think the time it takes them to release patches now is just the worst, and no mention of going back pre-covid era.

>>717344809
This is canon.

>>717344792
>wuwa is doing so bad they have to poach players from other players because they can't hold a candle to their real competitor, genshin impact
lmaoing @ ur life

>>717344874
>Azem split himself into good and evil parts and you have to make the evil part see reason by talking about tacos and friendship

Where the fuck did Estinien , thancred and urianger go?

>>717345153
>>717343193

Shagcat

>>717345153
To actually enjoy their lives, unlike WOL

>>717344887
The combat content is the best that's ever been, you can see the designers were having a lot of fun and creative freedom. It's the rest of the game that sucks.

>>717345153
They're searching for a decent plot, their hunt continues....

>>717345153
I dunno but I envy them

>>717345153
Enjoying a beach far, far away from this shitshow.
Just like Koji Fox.

>>717345153
They went on a lad's holiday and they're drinking cold ones by the sea right now

>>717344938
Azem has been wearing the WoL like a meat suit since the time travel incident

>>717345197
game is shit
story is shit
optional content is reheated slop
OMG OMG OMG IS THAT A CUTE CAT SHOP MOUNT? HAVE MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS YOSHIP

>>717345197
Secret Italian Supercat

>>717345197
This is very ugly, reminds me of the live action Dr. Seuss movie for some reason.

>>717344792
There’s so much soul in it.

I think Wuwa is the actual successor to XIV.

>>717345061
>all of the ronka links are red herrings
sasuga

>>717345197
Why is this taken on the cheapest PC ever built??????

the reward for the halloween event is jus this ugly mount

>>717345353
The game is just shitty looking bruh, the graphics update accomplished nothing.

>>717345353
Idk I just googled Shagcat mount XIV and found a pic to save

>>717344729
I'd hate this but we still don't know why Azem's symbol is on the cum chalice especially now we know preservation build the housing that the symbol is on

>>717345323
certainly made mee feel like I was playing FF at times

>>717344792
not playing your gachaslop, chang

>>717343951
I'm glad it's over/10

>>717345381
>another mandragora reskin

>>717339062
The comments here are actually deranged. Why the fuck are people in a thread for a game they clearly don't even like? One wrong stat and people are acting like it's a personal insult.

>>717345053
>ANOTHER FUNERAL SERVICE
>SOL 9 IS ATTACKED


why do they keep repeating shit?

>>717341728
Remember us was IMMEDIATELY voided when Elidibus became the next boss. We're never ever going to stop ascian emet ancient memberberries

>>717345449
Yeah it's a total mystery how Azem is related to an Amaurotine concept crystal. Probably unrelated to the side story they posted right before DT release about Azem submitting his XIVth concept crystal in a series of travel concepts to Hythlo for review.

>>717345469
Give it a shot. You’ll like it after it’s 1.0 Realm Reborn.

>>717344792
>>717345323
>>717345460
good morning saar we are glad you are doing the samefag, redeem your minwage paycheck whenver

>>717339791
>reducing mudra cooldown
mite b kool

>>717337242
B-But Stop Killing Games said they'd save us!

>>717343684
They’re at S9 because there’s a planned funeral procession and they want to find out how Calyx knew about summoning and they have Preservation’s old HQ to comb through still.

>>717345498
Its a content release day
It always gets like this

>>717338751
oh shit its THAT guy

>>717345529
they do that literally every expansions tho

>>717345565
joke's on you, I'm actually angry at kuro for killing muh waifu

Please just clone sphene and have her join us. Asspull that shit I won't even be mad, its criminal to introduce a cute girl and then rip her away in 2 FUCKING PATCHES. Fucks sake, not even Ryne was done this dirty until she was turned into a fucking lesbian

>>717345551
But preservation made the housing for the crystal where the symbol appears

>>717345153
Estinien training with Zero :flushed
Thancred and Urianger serving Koana

>>717345551
The actual mystery is why his symbol would be on a chalice that lets you go to different reflections, made during a time when the world hadn't been sundered and he shouldn't know anything about reflections

>>717345498
Is this your first time here? Lil bro.... don't be sad....
Go back while you still can.

>>717345061
>Azem left the Convocation when he didn't agree with their plan for the Final Days, but also refused to join Venat and was never heard from again
>crafted a key capable of unlocking interdimensional travel BEFORE the world was sundered
>the sun symbol is cleverly hidden in Alzadaal's Legacy in the room where the void fissure is
>told Themis to expect "a falling star" that would help him (namely himself from the future)
They always portray Azem like the mischievous, but also capable and kindhearted member of the Convocation, but he's way too knowledgeable. I don't think he is going to be revealed as a big guy, but he definitely did some suspicious things.

>"We-we're with the Winterers!"

>>717345498
>you think the game has been lacking quality control recently? something the director himself admitted to? WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE YOU OBVIOUSLY HATE THE GAME REAL FANS LOVE WHEN THE THING THEY'RE A FAN OF STARTS TO DECLINE WE STAN CORPORATIONS HERE ON /V/ SO FRICK OFF!!!!

>>717339252
Ok, I gotta end my badass quote with the ultimate topper.
>life
>future
>SMILE
Yeah, that'll make me sound like a hero and not some preschool teacher.

>>717345498
wowfags are insecure about their commie propaganda infested game so they shit up any competitors

>>717345694
Azem is the Pepe Silva of FFXIV

>>717345692
He was a prophet. Elidibus already said that in EW.

I've just been playing SMT Imagine instead. It's pretty fun. Doesn't have the razzle dazzle of XIV nor the build autism of XI but it's still a lot less linear in terms of how you can build your character and demon.

>>717345786
how do i unsubscribe from this blog

>>717335824
>>717336198
hey its that thing from elden ring

are you enjoying your experience

>>717345586
they should pull a AoT basement and have them find something that would make zero sense to the characters

>login
>see all those sidequest bubbles still up in the map
>remember i promised myself id do them a year ago
>a literal year
damn this expansion was fucked i literally have no interest in FF mexico

>spoken line
>pause
>spoken line
>pause
>spoken line
>pause
FUCK OFF YOSHI LONG CUTSCENES DO NOT MEAN GOOD CONTENT YOU FUCKING NI

>>717345694
Why are you assuming that he made the key before the world was divided into several dimensions? We don't know anything about what happened to him

>beat the trail
>turn the game off while the cutscene is playing

The game has become unbearable: featuring 10/10 fights.

>>717345784
>yo Themis, check this out
>*smokes blunt*

>>717345847
why?

>>717345845
alliance is better than msq but this patch sucks.

>>717345882
you can change the tempo in cutscenes though

>>717345694
He was probably also the one that asked Venat to visit Elpis so that she could meet the WoL which resulted in her learning about the sundering.

>>717345845
no
i'm unsubbing and going back to wow

>>717345882
They did all the padding they could and the MSQ this patch is barely 2 hours long.

>sundered were already immortal
>let’s get this kid (no vitamin D) to make us even more immortal
>Where do you get less vitamin D? The Winters

?
Bruh who wrote this

Mogstation stealing from Guild Wars 2

>>717346006
good, I hope all you fags do the same

SHALE, NO. DON'T SAY THAT.

>>717346072
guild wars 2 invented cats

>>717342042
Forgive me...

>Emet, Lahabrea and Elidibus in the aetherial sea right now

>necron revives due to his mechanics or whatever
>calyx misinterprets speen's message of as long as people remember you then youre never truly dead
>in a spirit bomb-like fashion speen broadcasts and uses talk no jutsu to her people to stop being scared of death to weaken necron
>yshtola nudges wuk to break the barrier guarding calyx's memories while the scions hold off necron for some reason? its not like they couldnt defeat necron then break the barrier together
>the scions defeat the weakened necron anyways while wuk and speen break the barrier
>finally moments before calyx manages to escape you have a unique animation depending on your job to break the memory bank WHILE the shitty part 2 queen sphene music plays like its your fucking theme
holy shit hiroi...its literally more juvenile than a shonen anime
like somehow all of the characters you journeyed before with just became utter retards just to make speen and wuk shine
please for the love of god just fire hiroi yoshida

Calyx is going to stay relevant isn't he? Otherwise the totally-not-an-ascian would have just showed up monologuing about Calyx being a let down or something

>"I'm more worried about you, Geode. Don't do anything stupid."
Neither she nor one else ever worried about this professional dude, and now this line. Hiroi can't even write decent death flags.

>>717346247
its theater(kid) kino

>>717346189
He's probably our Zenos. I wish I were kidding, we likely, due to him contracting WOL-phobia like the Pope guy did, made him feel more alive than he has in a long time. Look at how emotive he became when we foiled his plans.

>>717346164
That’s what the whole of 7.0 feels like, a really average shounen shit arc.

But not a well known shounen anime, one called like,
>Everness in the Twilight
Or something, and everyone calls it EiT online because they don’t wanna write EitT

Next expansion should have two dps again

Why is this shit on my YT frontpage? I hate this game's players so fucking much...

>>717346156
More like Emet is just trying to sleep but he can't because this shit is broadcasting at full volume on the aetherial sea TV.

>>717346164
>unique animation depending on your job
I doubt it is all that unique, I was playing as a DNC and my character basically punched it with the chakram

Thank god Wuk's done after how hard they sidelined her I doubt we'll even see her at alliance meetings

>>717346380
I was playing BRD and my character basically did a charged shot from pvp

>>717346368
I'm sure dumpy already saved this screenshot
so thanks
I saw it too for some reason

>>717346336
>End of expac fist fight cutscene with a cancer patient
I'm down with this

>>717346368
>open my youtube frontpage
>same video right at the top
thanks, antichrist

>>717346395
alliance... raid you said?
VERY WELL SHE SHALL BE THE HELPER IN THE NEXT EXPANSION'S SERIES

>>717346368
that's a dude

>>717346395
please don't set "Wuk Lamat has Returned" flags even ironically. This energy now exists in the metaverse and may condense into reality.

>>717346369
>Hades, you gotta see this, you'll never believe what they tried to do to Azem
>

>>717346380
Whm was the glare animation

where's the folder dumpy? in our darkest hour when we needed xim/xer the most?

>>717346368
that's a man

alphy...why are you calling the fucking trannycat by xer pet name..
you barely talk to her, like ever for fucks sake

>>717345381
They could of given us something cool like the pumpkin carriage as a 4 seater mount that's pulled by ahriman but nah, let's just give them another mandragora reskin for the 8th time now.

>With the unsudered gone the remaining ascians sit around and go "uhhh maybe we try primals again....?"

>>717346368
Maybe you should be more autistic instead of consuming XIV content

>>717346598
alphinaud's just trying not to deadname

>>717346626
primals... but with a CONCEPT

>>717346598
Twins are popular in asia they think if people's favourite characters like her we will too

>>717346164
>yshtola nudges wuk to break the barrier guarding calyx's memories while the scions hold off necron for some reason? its not like they couldnt defeat necron then break the barrier together
yeah why the rush? the scions didn't know that calyx wanted to escape or know about the countdown.

>>717346636
spoiler that shit yo i swear that upper right image was like an SCP jumping right out of the screen

>>717346626
They should just break Funny Daniel out of superhell because at least he had some interesting ideas.

>>717338929
We already fought Necron, it was called The Endsinger.

>>717346636
>heavenly
you badger dicksucking faggot

can this game seriously not write compelling villains anymore
i feel this should be considered a pretty urgent concern

>>717346368
>consume xiv content
>why is the algorithm feeding me more xiv content???

>>717345381
>Gullol jaja minion for rising
>Pumpkin mount for all saints wake
>2 drinking emotes for starlight
What's for summer? I've heard a few people say it's a glam but I've not seen it anywhere yet

inb4 squex abandon this version of the game and will start focusing on the chink app instead. Because the mobile version will make squex fucking BANK

They still have time. Sphene can come with us under the pretext of diplomacy...yes, and then we're thrown into some forgotten Ice Shard with her based on FF.
I'm actually fucking astounded that Square, retards that they are, would sideline a character that was a hit with fans. Sideline Wuk, but not Sphene man.

>>717345113
or you know, just a good fight

Recently I've been playing with my girlfriend, who is transgender, and we've done the dungeon Brayflox's Longstop several times. At first I thought it was just a boss mechanic but it seems like every time we fight the boss called Hellbender he puts her in the "queer bubble". He never seems to target anyone else with this attack. Am I being paranoid or is he targeting her intentionally?

>>717346636
The last XIV video I watched was the LL. And it wasn't even the last LL, but the one before that

>>717346572
>>717346507
many such cases of troona-ism

>>717346763
the last one was unironically Emet-Selch its why he resonated with the players of all stripes

>>717346857
lol

>>717346675
>You see, all of Alexandria were always focused on Sphene’s feet
>I’ve attached the goonulators to their heads, soon my plan will come to fruition

Someone else can continue the joke I’m going to bed

>>717346793
i dont even hear anything about mobile ff xiv anymore. eos when?

Surely an ice expac would be free from plagiarising another FF as bad as 6.x and DT right?

>>717346787
I got the same video despite not watching anything FF14 related for a long time and my previous front page being OSRS, yugioh and various multi hour videos about autistic shit.

>>717346865
>Mass murderer maniac... but he's hot and sad!
This game was cooked from the start, Gaius was the only good villain

>>717346789

>>717346857
Yes anon the game knows that your girlfriend is transgender.

This all sounds boring. Is the msq really that weak again?

>>717346908
Is there any FF that is based on snow shit? I know that FF10 is coming for the eventual Water Shard

>>717346861
that isn't sabrinas character thoughbeit

>>717346908
We already did that, that was Heavensward
But I agree, new Tank class: Viking with duelweilding Hammers, calling it now

>>717346949
>Another shit summer glam
Why bother anymore?

>>717346737
Thank you Wuk Lamat from Final Fantasy XIV for coming to hang out with you since you're feeling so down.

>>717346992
female au ra is the designated troon sex/race combo

>ice expac
>possibly in Meracydia
Oh god they're gonna try to Heavensward

>>717346985
theres a guy literally named Snow in FF13

>>717346793
>FFXIV mobile is free to play

And here
We
Go

>>717347047
Yes anon they'll theme an entire expac around snow fucking villers.

I want the scions back...

>Snow, leader of the Winterers
KINO
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The scions will return under a new name...
The Summerers

When is Zepla hateplaying the MSQ

>>717346985
FF6 has Narshe as a big point in it and FFXI as well as XIV I believe have a Gigas homeland in the frozen norths. Also throwing it out there that Yoshi-Piss is such a hack that for FFXVI, he had all the team members buy and watch Game of Thrones, so I'm sure "Winter is coming" is going to get spammed around fanfest and probably tie into dragons somehow.

>>717346985
uhhh FF2 had the big snow field with the sled
FFVI had the opening scene with snow
FFVII had icycle inn/great glacier
FFVIII had some snow areas

>>717346908
>enter the ice continent and help the local DMPC solve his issues and become a just ruler
>3 levels later you just find a copypasted Midgar under a glacier

>>717347143
time to rise and shine

TIME

>Trailer starts
>One brings sun one brings the cold

>DAWNtrail
>Tural is hot aye? Si
>Watch out sénor, the Winterers is coming

>>717347109
inb4 his intro is
>INFORMER

it makes sense because Meracydia = Aussieland = land of eternal summer

>>717347231
One way or another, YoshiP will have his Game of Thrones.

WINTERWOLVES
WOLVES OF WINTER
WE'RE THE WINTERWOLVES

>Winter expac
>What animal is often depicted in snowy areas???
Are we back?

>>717347109
STANNIS

Oh we already did all this in Heavensward.

>copium posters have completely abandoned dawntrail
>its westwolves again where the fanfiction is better than the final product
We will never get COR.

To be fair the organization is named the Winterers we don't know if its a snow themed expac.

>>717347207
STORM OF SNOW
BOUND BY SNOW
OF OUR FROZEN BROTHERS

HW already was the winter expansion

>>717346164
I was so baffled by that whole scene I kept getting 2nd hand embarassment
thank god its over
I wanna see how the japs reacted to this patch though, like did they really like this dog patch

>>717347331
it ain't that serious cuh
we are just meming

>>717347357
SNOW FALLS

SNOW FALLS

>AAA-aaa-AAAHH-Aahhhh
>AAA-aaa-AAAHH-Aahhhh
>WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW

Winterers has returned
Put on your parkas

>>717347298
Hold onto hope brother, soon we will go west

THE ROAD THAT WE PLOWED
IS LOST IN THE SNOW

>>717347376
I hope they riot for Sphene to join us. I love her too much to have her trapped in that Electrope prison of irrelevancy

>>717347428
ayo, hol up

>>717347369
But this one will have no dragons

So no one’s going to answer the question?

>>717347369
>HW
I instantly thought of the trailer and hear the theme. I just want the game to be good again.

>>717347446
WE PLOWWWWW

>>717347339
>bad guys are team winter
>we r team summer
>8.0 will be the actual summer vacation expac
finally...blitzball

>>717347428
Look at dis Mickey Mouse nigga wit the white gloves and everythang

>>717347501

>Winterers
It's actually going to be a I am Setsuna expansion

>>717347298
>Westwolves was a cover for WINTERWOLVES because we first go west before we go winter
Kojima you did it again you crazy fuck

>>717347481
It's not real, I'm a bong and I've not seen anything like that

>>717347481
>bro can't pick an obvious photoshop

I can't believe nashu said this!!!!!

Is Hiroi going to continue writing for XIV?

>>717347501
BLZ class? Can't wait to be rag on any """""Al-Bhed""""""

>ice themed continent
>beautiful tundras and forest
>viking themed cultures and people
>old dragons grown mad, twisted by ancient evils lurking underground
>ruins of ancient civilization in the mountains, rediscovering old rites and primals
>all the Eorzean city states exploring the place sometimes as allies sometimes as enemies
>hugeass devil lord castle in the center, a place completely devoid of life
Yeah, I'm thinking it's gonna be kino.

>>717345885
He was sundered alongside everyone else, we've known that for years.

>>717346636
>unironically listening to rap "music"

>>717347420
They need to do this for the trailer and it’s full of Marvel quips and then Ghraha gets hit in the balls and the music cuts and the dire wolf puts his paw over his eye and Elidibattlebus goes “That’s gonna hurt tomorrow”

>>717347557
Yes, until the final subscriber unsubscribes.

>>717347481

>>717347369
We're redoing it just like we've done Endwalker and Shadowbringers multiple times.

If nothing matters can we bring mom back while we're at it?

Would anon like to run older content in /v/ threads or am I fucked and have to go /vg/

>Coldbringers

>>717347585
yeah but the ancient civilization is another scifi civilization with harajuku fashion

>>717347554
cute autist :D

>>717347668
>BECOME
>THE WARRIOR OF ICE

>>717347585
>they said Dawntrail was going to be kino
I have no hope

>>717347649
Nobody plays the game in either of these boards

>>717347616
>E-litty-bus

>>717347642
No, no attractive adult women are allowed to stay in the game. Y'shtola is an exception because the merchandising division of SE has banned the writers from killing her.

Remember us... remember that we once sneezed...

>>717347615

>>717346598
that's actually alisaie wearing her brothers clothes

So Wuk doesn't die??

>>717347750
>me buying every piece of her merch saved her
I love my wife.

>>717347756
AHHH
THIS COLD
MY SINUSES ARE COMPLETELY BLOCKED
AIIEEEEEE

>>717347756
Gesundheit

>Patch has only been out for a few hours.
>Mazies are already coping the next update will save zeev
Never felt so vindicated.

>>717347820
>>717347820

>>717347779
No she apparently can't take swinging an axe around even though she's previously been fine after getting crushed by a mech but she got better and is staying in tural

>>717347726
I will test this on both boards and then uh
I dunno forced to ask Reddit

>>717347890
Damn that means were still open to a Wuk cameo in 5 years

>>717348018
Considering Sphene and Erenville are also being put on the bus we'll probably never reference DT again once it's done