Uhh... Tendiebros...? - /v/ (#717341850) [Archived: 59 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:15:49 PM No.717341850
Nintendo Mariokart World is BAD
Nintendo Mariokart World is BAD
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The delusion is already wearing off...
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:26:53 PM No.717342554
When did grifting with anti-Nintendo videos get so popular?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:28:38 PM No.717342668
>>717342554
makes sense algorithmically when you consider what is currently both popular and retarded.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:29:10 PM No.717342704
I wonder how many people would backflip from a building if the internet suddenly disappear one day.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:55 PM No.717343017
>>717341850 (OP)
OP why you watching channels for little boys?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:34:59 PM No.717343087
>>717341850 (OP)
Buy a fucking ad
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:06 PM No.717343276
HATE NEWSPAPERS
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:39:32 PM No.717343380
i know its a clickbait but how mentally deranged do you have to be to get emotional over a game for children? this is the DSP level of mental retardation but he is at least DSP
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:42:39 PM No.717343559
>>717342554
since they began charging for online
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:42:45 PM No.717343560
I'm not watching your hour long video you fag, but the game has already gotten boring.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:49:46 PM No.717344014
ca8
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>>717342554
It's because Nintendo hosts their own showcases instead of letting gaming journalists host them, because journalists are flaming faggots that post these on their showcases.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:52:17 PM No.717344168
>>717342554
Minsbroken snoyggers and an absolute sea of poor brown people on the internet has created the perfect storm for this kind of thing. Had the USA been demographically genocided in the 90s and the smartphones were a thing, you'd see the same pathetic bitching about Nintendo and Sega prices.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:53:42 PM No.717344250
>>717341850 (OP)
why are these guys getting so much views. they would've been bullied in high school for screeching their opinions about video games in the cafeteria.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:55:18 PM No.717344357
as the owner of a very mildly popular youtube channel it's sometimes tempting to do just one of these nintendo bait videos that apparently millions of autistic children cannot stop themselves from clicking on, just to get one big boost. but I can't bring myself to do it. it feels like dressing up as a clown and singing baby shark at a childrens birthday party.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:57:08 PM No.717344473
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>>717342554
>When did grifting with anti-Nintendo videos get so popular?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:58:07 PM No.717344524
>>717342554
Switch 2 price reveals killed tendie momentum. At least in the switch 1 era they could fall back on "$60 is standard MSRP for vidya" argument when Nintendo shat out a Wii U port at no markdown. Sure the diehards are still bootlicking, but the average normie tendie was definitely rustled by the blatant nickel and diming of the dynamic pricing model.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:58:11 PM No.717344527
>>717344357
good for you for at least having this much self awareness.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:59:33 PM No.717344612
>>717341850 (OP)
>chibi profile pic
i bet he's a hairless twink bottom, that slut.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:01:44 PM No.717344759
>>717344527
I don't think the people making those videos lack self awareness, I think they themselves are just in the same boat as the kids watching their shit and the only way to process the latest bing bing game being a 6/10 is to scream about it being a disaster for an hour.
and of course every bad bing bing game gets to be re-evaluated as a hidden gem 3 years later and they get to make the same video but add "and that's a good thing" after all the same points
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:22 PM No.717344865
>>717341850 (OP)
>>717344473
>>717344524
Total snoy meltdown.
6 million sales, btw
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:52 PM No.717344895
>>717342554
I didn't buy.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:05:51 PM No.717345020
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>>717342554
There's a lot of retards watching these. Free money
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:31 PM No.717345708
>>717342554
The majority of the internet are poor browns who can't play nintendo games so hating on them is all they have
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:16:42 PM No.717345717
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>>717345020
nice thumbnail for ants
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:17:32 PM No.717345763
>>717344524
>Switch 2 price reveals killed tendie momentum.
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:17:41 PM No.717345774
>already
its been like that since release, whatchu talkin bout
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:33:40 PM No.717346752
nana ebina gif
nana ebina gif
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I've seen so many videos calling Super Mario 64 the worst game of all time thinking it'd be a fucking joke if someone uploaded that months prior. These tendies need to get a real fucking job.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:38:15 PM No.717347046
>>717342554
>grifting
Tendies' new favorite word. I've seen them use it so much in the last few weeks.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:40:28 PM No.717347176
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>>717341850 (OP)
>tfw I've been hating nintendo for free to retards on 4chan and this dude is getting paid for it
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:43:44 PM No.717347375
>>717347176
he doesn't hate nintendo. you can bet your life he has bought every nintendo product he could and plays very little outside nintendo IPs. he just knows if you hugely exaggerate nintendo drama you get easy clicks. all these youtubers who "hate" the DISASTER that is mario kart world will play it for 10000 more hours before the year is done.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:47:19 PM No.717347590
>>717347046
>grifting
>new
newfaggot, itโ€™s being used because you keep posting grifter jewtuber thumbnails and twitternigger screencaps all day, faggot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:52:37 PM No.717347901
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>1 hour
but why
the thumbnail already says it all
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:54:23 PM No.717348006
>>717345717
Imagine seeing these AI generated thumbnails and insisting these videos aren't slop because they reinforce your deluded world view.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:59:50 PM No.717348334
Shrug
Shrug
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>>717341850 (OP)
>another guy complaining about optimizing the fun out of getting skins

welp
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:00:34 PM No.717348384
NOT.VIDEO.GAMES
NOT.VIDEO.GAMES
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>>717341850 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:11:05 PM No.717349020
>>717342554
grifting is when criticizing nintendo
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:21:18 PM No.717349641
>>717342554
>THE TENDIES ARE OUT TO GET NINTENDO
success really does bring out peak paranoia in fanboys huh
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:25:18 PM No.717349885
>if you criticize a product you're POOOORRRR and a race I dont like!!!!

Not a good look for the general fans of this console, and what I presume are adults. Let's face it, there's hardly any games on the device. And the few that exist could have easily ran and looked the same on the original Switch.

Sane fans realize this, the others are stuck in the Denial stage of grief.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:28:45 PM No.717350098
>>717349885
its just 4channer mentality, smart people don't behave or think this way
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:29:06 PM No.717350118
>>717341850 (OP)
Young Pauline will fix it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:30:07 PM No.717350179
>>717342554
They're the most popular company right now so it's more click baity.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:32:23 PM No.717350302
>>717345717
that's just pure mental illness
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:33:27 PM No.717350361
>>717342554
everything i disagree with is a grift
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:34:32 PM No.717350439
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>>717341850 (OP)
Does the opinion of someone you've never heard of affect your enjoyment of something?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:35:29 PM No.717350497
pipsmoke
pipsmoke
md5: 897c1a8745d7039549af0d8df8fc17cf๐Ÿ”
>pointing out that the map is laid out identically to BotW, biome-wise
oh my god Nintendo really are hacks now
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:35:32 PM No.717350506
>>717349885
>if you criticize a product you're POOOORRRR and a race I dont like!!!!
That's literally correct though
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:37:30 PM No.717350625
>>717347901
I watched it, describing in detail the ways it sucks is hilarious. He's a cuck who's going too easy on them but I was surprised with how many glaring flaws there were.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:41:00 PM No.717350820
>>717341850 (OP)
Fully agree this game is shit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:42:06 PM No.717350901
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:42:10 PM No.717350906
>>717342554
It's really weird, I just don't buy the products if I can't do that, not do a crazy anti-campaign.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:43:22 PM No.717350968
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Fuck NuNintendo
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:46:03 PM No.717351120
>>717350968
snoys just resort to making shit up lately
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:48:55 PM No.717351290
>>717351120
I don't give a fuck about Sony or Microsoft. They are both shit in their own right. The fact Microsoft collabs with Nintendo to get away with their garbage anti-consumer practices should be alarming to everyone who bought the upgrade to a glorified paperweight.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:58:09 PM No.717351790
>>717342554
If you knew any tendies, you would know they share these videos to point at them and say they suck. Tell them you're fueling a grifter's pocket, because people click these things and fuel the algorithm, and they go "nuh-uh".
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:03:31 PM No.717352159
>>717350506
I suppose you're right. The brown people you cry about are better at making financial decisions than white 29 year old Nintendo fans.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:53 PM No.717352402
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>>717341850 (OP)
>random nobody hating popular game
oh nononoo we're so done!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:10:12 PM No.717352634
>>717342554
since we have a president in the white house that hates anything not made by americans

these slant eyed gooks can go get fucked
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:21:44 PM No.717353445
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For me, it's Ring Racers
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:27:26 PM No.717353860
>>717341850 (OP)
it sold at console adoption levels, bad reviews after the fact dont matter anymore
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:30:38 PM No.717354089
>>717353860
And this is why Nintendo is dominantly selling the Switch 2 off the goodwill from the Switch 1.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:37 PM No.717354315
>>717352159
can't really fumble your financials when you don't have any
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:36:55 PM No.717354535
>retard makes vid
>180k views
i wish i was as stupid as that
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:40:23 PM No.717354790
statler waldorf
statler waldorf
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>>717354535
Instead you were stupid enough to buy a Switch 2! DOHOHOHOHO
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:42:43 PM No.717354929
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>hide post in thread
>replies still visible
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:00 PM No.717354943
>>717344250
If people want to see someone agreeing with their opinion, they will flock to it regardless.
No-one wants to be told 'no' or 'you're wrong'.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:30 PM No.717354975
>>717354790
>buying any console anymore
>when no exclusives exists besides nintendo
which is fine if you like it but that hasn't been my case since TP
you are still retarded faggot
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:44:44 PM No.717355069
>>717344250
yeah kids never argued about video games in school before
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:45:43 PM No.717355140
>>717355069
yes with friends
not a retard on the internet
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:50:18 PM No.717355429
>>717355140
Okay yeah you definitely didn't get the internet until you got your first smartphone a decade ago
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:51:29 PM No.717355498
>>717355429
my first phone was a 3010
you wasn't even born fucking projection retard
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:55:16 PM No.717355740
games
games
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>>717355498
The you'd know that people argued about games all the goddamn time on the internet, ever since the internet became accessible to the public. Especially on internet forums.

Oh wait, shit, I need to explain what forums are to you. Okay, so imagine if Discord servers were individual websites instead of consolidated one program (or "app" as you call them).
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:57:01 PM No.717355874
king k. rool
king k. rool
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>>717355740
>Nintendo will be dead by 1992
>Was already going for over 100 years by that point
Holy delusion.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:57:16 PM No.717355891
>>717341850 (OP)
thumbnail has the same energy as a kid pouting at Disney World
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:00:40 PM No.717356157
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Okay, I got my Switch 2 in the mail yesterday. I've been playing the new Mario Kart
How the fuck do I unlock the random goons?
I already figured the outfits, but I'm still not sure about the random guys. I got a Pianta randomly on my first race in the game, and when I googled it, I saw someone saying that you unlock them by getting transformed by the Kamek item, but I have done like 30 races since, and I haven't seen a single Kamek being used
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.717356665
>>717356157
You have to be ahead when someone behind you uses the Kamek item.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:35 PM No.717356773
>>717356665
yeah, I know
I've been winning most races, so I'm always ahead. But I read somewhere that being in the middle of the pack (4th to 10th) was better, so I tried that for a few races, and still nothing
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:49 PM No.717356864
>>717356773
Online Knockout tour is the best chance you got since races last longer.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:11:50 PM No.717356943
>>717341850 (OP)
This mf said the Mega Mushroom is a new item.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:12:55 PM No.717357024
>>717356157
It's best to just farm for the ones you want. If you search it up you can find a list of which tracks have which goons and the way to effectively farm in 2 player mode.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:16:50 PM No.717357306
>>717355874
I mean by that point what notable games had they released by then that people cared about?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:48 PM No.717357706
>>717341850 (OP)
Buy an ad, faggot.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:12 PM No.717357787
>Worst mario kart to date
>Outselling Donkey Kong
>Switch 2 is best selling console
Lmao.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:24:46 PM No.717357831
Not like this Nintenbros......
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:29:18 PM No.717358157
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>>717349885
>"It's just criticism tendies!"
>meanwhile these same people are sending death and rape threats to people because they bought a switch 2
yeah it looks like broke third world behavior to me
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:32:15 PM No.717358331
>>717348384
Mario Kart World is a videogame.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:17 PM No.717358461
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videogames?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:35:16 PM No.717358526
>>717358157
zamn for $500 bux I not only get all of these games but macaos begging women to fuck me?!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:10 PM No.717358649
>>717342554
Algorithm abuse
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:24 PM No.717358667
>>717341850 (OP)
It doesn't matter that you hate it, if you blindly paid full price for it. If you can't control yourself long enough to see if a game is good, then you are only encouraging Nintendo to put out shit.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:38:41 PM No.717358760
>>717349885
What part of lying for 3 months abour $90 games is "criticism"?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:44:32 PM No.717359163
>>717350901
Pretty smart and lucky item usage. Also lucky he didn't get hit by anything. Nice comeback.