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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:51:29 PM No.717359694
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Redpill me on Don Quixote and why she is a magical girl.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:53:59 PM No.717359896
>>717359694 (OP)
Japan, or maybe korea will turn ANYTHING into a junior high school girl. NO EXCEPTIONS. Home appliances, african dictators, ww2 frigates, 12 century chinese warlords, individual cells in the bloodstream, Racehorses, Chuck Yeager. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:55:57 PM No.717360034
>>717359896
>Japan, or maybe korea will turn ANYTHING into a junior high school girl. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Why are they so based?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:04:48 PM No.717360673
>>717360034
Japan has always been weird sexual superfreaks, on par with the old greeks, and also had their proto religion seeing supernatural spirits of different scales in everytihing, including everyday objects. Yokai and Kami. They also had nuns which were little girls. Throw in a nukes and a second societal pivot where they throw away their entire culture to become a modern commercial society, and you have all the spirits in the word manifesting as little priestest girls with magical powers.

That's why you have uranus as a little girl, the constalations as little girls, one with a dick, the prophet Noah as a little girl, their little girls as little girls, transforming robots that change into cars as little girls.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:05:09 PM No.717360704
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>>717359694 (OP)
>Don Quixote
Old ass vampire wearing retarding boots
>magical girl
Too many people in notSeol watched maho shojo, and that Don is from an alternate timeline where she worked for LobCo as the Central team captain where she managed a cute snake magical girl monster dredged up from a subterranean current of human consciousness brimming with meguca. They then became besties and swapped stories of heroism until the snake gave her a drip upgrade, a magical stick, and an existential crisis
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:06:05 PM No.717360760
>>717359896
Nice try, gook. You will NEVER be as loved as the Japanese.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:11:11 PM No.717361102
>>717360673
EVERYBODY is a sexual superfreak you fucking retard. IT'S NORMAL TO HAVE SEX, WANT SEX, TALK ABOUT SEX. It's US Americans ONLY that are pretending that sex=bed and then have the biggest porn industry in the whole world because they are all so sexually repressed.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:17:50 PM No.717361510
Donkey Odie = Don Quicksote

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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:34:40 PM No.717362642
>>717359896
Koreans will make anything into corporate dystopia.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:01:03 PM No.717364520
>>717359694 (OP)
From an outsider perspective, it's one of those cases of media literature/historical-figure characters being morphed into something else in new media. In this case this one is a really old vampire that has her real personality held back by her shoes, being her Rocinante.
The Magical girl stuff is the result of her dressing up in one of many gears/armors/suits made of creatures that originated from the human subconscious, that creature being a magical girl this time. It's something present in the series, a company was dealing with this stuff and that's an alternate reality where this Don Quixote worked on said company.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:24:30 PM No.717366385
For great justice
For great justice
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