Here is your half-genie hero!

Questions?

Yes, are her games even good? Every game I played from this publisher is just riding the line of being boring only using cute girls to get you attention.

>>717370450
The first one is the only good one and even then it's more of a "wow this is very technically ambitious for the system and with a lot of creative ideas that didn't work out" kind of way

>>717370358 (OP)
What game is she playing that requires a headset?

>>717370358 (OP)
How did her dad even score it with a genie?

>>717370651
>what is your wish
>i wish to have sweaty breeding sex with you
Duh.

>>717370651
Since the third game reveals her hair powers are from her human side, he was probably giving Shantae's mom tentaclejobs with his hair or some shit.

>>717370742
Are genies sluts like that?

>>717370358 (OP)
Will finally play her game on August 19th!

Shantae Advance is coming to consoles and Steam!

>>717370358 (OP)
when is she going to poop on my chest?

I love pajamaaaaas

>>717370835
No just shantae's mom

how big is risky's booty?

>>717370914
You ruined the thread kill yourself scat fag (you'll do it within 2 weeks)

>>717370992
Fucking dumptruck and Shantae gets to spank it!

her games suck but i bet she sucks better.

>>717370992
Big enough to lay a fat turd

>>717371031
Report and ignore.

They thrive on attention.

>>717370358 (OP)
since she's half a genie does she grant 3 wishes or 1.5?

>>717371167
the more you know

shantae does not have a bath in her house

>>717371278
Just one pooping on your chest

Does she have Risky's number?

>>717371384
Yeah she just takes a nudie dip in the ocean every day to get clean

Her problem?

>>717371575

Too sexy.

>>717371575
>Risky wore a dead guy's face on her boobs and pussy for years

>>717371470
Amazing.

Imagine being her roommate and she just casually walks around the house naked on her off days.

>>717371594
i disagree. she's not that attractive

>>717371575
has a lust for treasure

>>717371575
not enough shota cabin boys

>>717370358 (OP)
Why are half genies at the verge of extintion?

>>717370358 (OP)
Why she is not naked?

Are her games metroidvanias ?

>>717370358 (OP)
Shantae feet in my mouth :)

Seven sirens any good? Been saying I’d buy it for years now on discount. Each time it’s on sale I choose not to. It’s currently on sale.

>>717371409
The .5 wish is peeing in my mouth

>>717370450
Their core mechanic (transformation dances) is kinda really bad. The best game is Pirate's Curse, which completely replaces Shantae's moveset for plot reasons, making it actually fun to play.

>>717371908
hot

the shantae games were never "good" but they were competent platformers for the most part. half genie hero is the only one I would call absolute dogshit because I hated how the stage format worked.

>>717372237
HGH is somehow both too short and overstays its welcome. They should've made more stages instead of twenty gimmick modes on same few stages.

The original is $5 on Switch. Is it a good port?

>>717370358 (OP)
How many times a week she masturbates?

I love my wife Shantae very much

>>717371707

Eh, different strokes. HA HA....masturbation.

>>717372786
Yeah, it's serviceable.

Play it in GBC mode because Advance mode washes out the colors.

>>717372789
Never because her boyfriend takes care of her

>>717372985
i in fact do that

can i wish for a less dorkish genie?

>>717371941
The worst mistake they ever made was not sticking with risky's pirate gear. It is a million times more fun than her genie transformations and I think the devs really shot themselves in the foot by accidentally making the best game in the series

>indie direct thursday
>0% chance of anything Shantae related being announced since Advance already has its release date announced
>non-0% chance of WF announcing something dumb like a Marble Knights port or a trailer for SSSDX

oh well

>>717371651
I too would die so she could wear me on her boobs and pussy for years

>>717373506
or maybe that bazz game

>>717371278
She granted one wish at the end of pirate's curse that was to rebuild the town.
Either she has a hard limit at 1, or she just holds the wish power back because too powerful or something.

>>717373748

if they had any intent on slotting that into a direct, they wouldn't have shown it off at their panel

>>717370450
Pirates curse is the best and generally suggested for anyone wanting a metroidvania.
HGH is mediocre to garbage, SS is better overall but nothing extraordinary, GBC was good for its time/hardware, RR had a gimmick that could have been good but the entire game was trash

>>717370450
Risky's Revenge, Pirates Curse, and Seven Sirens are worth playing. The very first is trash and 1/2 Genie Hero is borderline trash. Harmony is best girl.

>>717374808
(for safety reasons)

>>717371575
Old 20 year old hag

>>717371575
Her problem is that she doesn't keep her hair down in her main design

>>717374935
I say that the first game is worth playing because it's very impressive what WF did with the tech of that time.

>>717375218
and that she isnt in my living room grabbing my for my belongings

>every boyfriend she had ended in death
Is she virgin?

>>717376220
she's a stinky femcel

Remember her? No? Ok.

>>717376220

probably

>>717376813
even if she's a crazy bird lady, i would fertilize her eggs, iykwim

imagine Shantae being infatuated with you but when you want to have sex she pleads with you to have it be anal as she prefers it

What is the BEST Shantae game, if you could only play one?

>>717370358 (OP)
Pronebone with Shantae while she plays her switch!

>>717377176
The one i'm making, it has all official and a few fanmade projects in the vain of these 1000 in 1 gameboy cartridges

>>717377149
There is a short western porn comic about that. For her to keep her powers she needs to be a vaginal virgin.

>>717377176
The one on 3DS for sure

>>717370450
PC Is the only one that's considered to be actually any good. The rest of the games are very mediocre and only carried by the sexy women and music but clearly not enough since Wayforward is constantly needing Limited Run Games to get sales since none of their games get enough alone to keep the conpany afloat.

rottytops breast expansion

>>717377176
The real answer is >>717370606

Everyone says Pirate's Curse instead but that's only because it's the one that most closely resembles other, better games. It's painfully generic and not better than any competing metroidvania. At least when you play the GBC one you are seeing something unique even though it's flawed

I love unapologetically horny games.

>>717378250
So much this.

>>717370835
No wishing for more wishes and no making others fall in love with you. Nothing about wishing for sex with the genie until she is pregnant.

>>717376813
She’s literally cursed to never get laid

Too old

>>717379475
what about wishing for >>717378250 ?

God, i'm so horny for Shantae, i want her to breathy whisper into my ear and call me a good husband.

More Shantae.

>>717370450
>Yes, are her games even good?
Honestly, not really. The first and third games are decent. Not good, but decent. Notable for being some of the few games to try and capture that style of Zelda 2. But otherwise, they're mostly just graphical tech demos with weak gameplay. Like most of WayForwards games. It says a lot that the best WayForward game is a remake of Duck Tales.

Luv Shanty

>>717370358 (OP)
can i make quarter genies with her

I should play the 3DS one.

Luv sky

The fact that shantae isn't real is a crime against humanity. It should be illegal to create such perfection and deprive us of it truly existing.

Harmony