Why did the world become obsessed with Uma musume?

>>717378439 (OP)
@grok is this real?

because it was put onto steam, where it was in easy reach (one click) for every retard
and then all the content slop streamers went to play the ironic weeb tourism horse game but quit just in time before the gacha currency handouts ended or they realized that the good trainer events need 5 fucking copies

>>717378439 (OP)
That's not a horse

>>717378439 (OP)
Korone cute

>>717380113
FGO is not on Steam
Genshin Impact is not on Steam

>>717378439 (OP)
Sexy/Cute anime girls and marketing hype brings people in. Then they figure out the game actually has some depth and heart put into it. And they become addicted to that.

>>717378439 (OP)
kill yourself /vt/ranny

>>717380113
I can't wait for the mass wave of retards realizing how fucked they are because they had nod idea how Jewish Cygames is
Legit one of the worst gacha devs in existence

>>717378439 (OP)
>the world
>in reality is just some 100k loser weebs that get hooked up on whatever the algorithm tells them and then drop it a week later.

>>717385006
It's been more than a week so far and only growing in popularity

>what do I want from my escapism?
>do I want cute girls doing cute things
>or face scan realistic people that look 1000 worse than your average coworker with a personality of crap

>>717384842
Korone board

>>717386551
You're not allowed to like cute girls. We're going to get our payment processors and tariffs to block them. Then you'll have no choice but to only buy what we tell you to buy.

same reason why people became obsessed with peak, shiny new game

>>717387991
Peak is fun whether you're with friends or alone.

>>717386551
>videogames are escapism

For people like (You) there are games like Second Life

Im obsessed with hating this game.

>>717384842
this

>>717386551
I like this actor but I also don't know her name. I just remember her acting being fine (back when she was in movies and tv shows not in games)

>>717378439 (OP)
This is so fucking weird. I understand that different cultures exist, but attending a 'concert' to watch a cartoon on a screen is just ... fucking weird.

>>717389132
It's a 3-day convention so there's tons of other stuff to do besides the concert. Also lots of interactions with various members and live talking segments between songs (everybody knows the songs themselves are prerecorded for everybody but like, 2 members who insist on doing it live)

>>717384915
>they get to pretend they're generous by giving handouts
>while having one of the more expensive currencies
>with shitty ass low rates in a general pool that just gets bigger and bigger as time goes on
>with limited ingame ways to get currency
Other gachas are more f2p friendly than this. Worst part is it takes up so much of your time to do dailies and events just to scrounge up how little gems they give out.

>>717386551
I hate normalfags
They are spiritually dead nigger cattle who want to drag their twisted perception of "real life" into everything
Everything must be a commentary on what is going on in real life, you can't release a game without ham fisted references to some cultural fad that will be dated in 5 years
Everything must be "realistic", must have desaturated colors, nothing can be bright, everything must brown and gray and drab green with a piss filter
Everyone must talk like an awkward college kid and have the same cynical, irony poisoned sense of "humor"
It is physically painful to witness day in and day out. I want them all off the internet. I want them all dead. I hope a real fucking war starts and all the normalfags are sent off to die. I am so fucking tired.

>>717378439 (OP)
Mambo.

>>717378439 (OP)
thats a dog...

>>717378439 (OP)
Korone is way too old to actually do this. How much do you want to bet this is a skinwalker? Hololive fakes all of their concerts so I'd believe it.

>>717389407
Mambo

IT'S MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME!!!!

>>717378439 (OP)
She wasn't singing an Umamusume song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhMjRotMPQ

>>717389482
The Rolling Stones move more around the stage and they are a bit older. What's with the insane posting against reality?

I don't care, I'll meet my first fans goal by doing Hopeful Stakes and you can't stop me

>>717389567
Omatsuri mambo

>>717389381
I unironically saw someone on /v/ call Granblue "generous" and wanted to vomit.
That is the most P2W gacha I have ever played in my life. And their gibs aren't even that good. Some dogshit RNG anni rewards on a garbage banner when you need at MINIMUM 3-6 top tier hyperlimited units per element and half of the grand units for your account to even function with the slowest spark I've ever seen in a gacha. Even miHoYo is less egregious than Grub.
And it's HORRIBLE because there could have been a genuinely great RPG underneath all of Cygame's gross incompetence but they flub it at every turn. There are so many good girls trapped in this horrendous gacha and only a few of them get to see the light of day in Relink and Versus.
And you know what's even fucking worse? They'll never have to face the consequences because Uma has already funded the game for the next 10 years, 10 times over.

>>717388116
there are much better alternatives for single player mountain climbing

>>717389835
The Rolling Stones aren't old overweight Japanese women either. Who's the one posting against reality again?

>>717389841
I can't even do this with Mayano Top Gun

>>717378439 (OP)
>a game about cute horse girls
bronyfags I-I...I understand now...

>>717389923
sex with bumpy

Name that skill.

I only do G1 races. Everything else is a waste of time.

>>717389980
What did anime horse girl did that equestria high couldn?

>>717389482
its MMD animations

>>717389948
>overweight Japanese women
That's extremely fucking rare, you wouldn't know.

>>717389841
>14th
Never again

>>717390039
Slightly increase velocity on a straightaway.
>>717390118
The real girl versions of MLP looked like a generic 2000s western cartoon. While Uma looks like sexy anime girls. Equestria High should have either gone for a Totally Spies look or anime look. Since they later made humanoid anime versions of the characters, they realized their mistake. But that was after EH started.

Also, Hasbro shareholders hate anime.

>>717384842
you lost

>>717389980
>>717390118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLY10s-RfFk&list=RDTLY10s-RfFk

>>717390118
Based on real races so you have real sports drama

Should I spend statues to complete currenchan bros, she's the only sprinter that I'm even close to completing with the legend event of course.

>>717389482
She's one of the most fit people in the company

>>717390118
Being human goes a long way, the masses aren't ready for animal fuckers

You may not know it, /v/. But she was always there.
https://files.catbox.moe/k905un.mp4

>>717389482
Korone's real actor is like what, 36-38? And she does daily training for dancing and boxing. But I'm sure you would consider that over the hill given how out of shape you are.

>>717390118
EQG was hammered dogshit for one

>>717391059
https://youtu.be/0JcPvIuSRf0

>>717391059

>>717390114
Good luck with your Urara run then

>>717390114
Good luck trying to get Long URA Finals.

>21
Why are westerners like this?

Clear psyop, I haven't fallen for it because I'm not a weak minded faggot like most of /v/.

>>717390728
When you say complete, do you mean rank up fully or redeem?

>>717390118
Uma Musume teaches you about real life horse racing while telling a fun story
Equestria Girls is a walking advertisement that tries to sell you toys for girls

THE UMA OF CALCHIN NEEDS BROWN BLOOD TO SATIATE HER ANGER

>>717391278
They aren't, just online twitter faggots.

>>717391278
>Draw shota/loli looking characters
>"They are just short."
>Draw lewds of highschoolers
>Lie/don't speak about their ages.

>>717391390
Gaijin

>>717391390
I'm curious where the racist background came from

Is there something that doesn't transfer over from a legacy unless they're 3* or higher? Like their unique skill or something. I remember seeing something on a video that said something like that, but can't find it now. I have so many 1-2* characters that have better sparks and skills than my 3*.

>el condor pasa with a flawless run up until the finale jobs 4 times in a row to maruzensky with half her stats
>couldnt even do better than 3rd
what the fuck just happened

only good one

>>717391912
The higher the affinity, the higher the chance to get the sparks to activate during inspiration.

>>717391912
umas need to be 3stars to pass their unique skill

>>717391913
RNG, bad skills, you took too many races she didn't have an A aptitude in, not enough of (X) stat for her position.

>>717389132
Unironically if you think that is too weird you must certainly dont belong on this site

>>717391913
>>el condor pasa
what does a simon and garfunkel song have to do with this

>>717391913
without seeing your horse
I can telll you're a Witlet

>>717391913
reminder that you get hidden bonus stats during career that goes away during the finale

>>717392169
So just their unique skill? But the sparks, stat bonuses and skill hints still work I assume. Thanks.

>Finally beat career with oniguri cap
I love this fat ass horse

>when you break the game

>>717392539
>managed to get upskirt
Yakuza get this anon right now

Kitasan BLACK is confirmed to return btw
she's coming BACK to drain you all of your precious carats.

>>717392230
>>717392319
>>717392414
i already knew this run was bricked because i didnt get the skills/rainbows i wanted so i just wanted the fans, but i've had worse stats clear the finals. it was turf mile

>>717392821
Well damn you're not a witlet. I guess it was just unlucky and or you lacked power.

Acceleration is important.

>>717392821
>gutlet

>>717392426
blue/pink and unique(for 3*) sparks are guaranteed when you make a new uma, white ones are RNG during inspiration events. Not sure if you can retrigger the blue/pink sparks during those events though

>T.M. Opera Troll ruins ANOTHER of my runs
I'm so fucking tired

>>717391905
far right nationalist trainer iirc

>>717392821
Oh, yeah you just got toasted by RNG. Pray to RNGesus more.

>>717392821
Looks like you just got unlucky. I always found miles to be the least consistent tracks to run stats-wise because of their length. Its short enough for stats to both matter and not matter.

>>717378439 (OP)
Bevause the girls are cute and their personalities and stories have a basis in true history. Reality is compelling, therefore, the characters are as well. In addition, the game doesn't carry the same creepy vibes that others like Blue Archive do. Meaning it's approachable by more normal people. Have some tanuki to brighten your day.

https://youtu.be/muI2KCStVok?si=Ee8UvJ635FehuKEf

>>717393041

>>717389381
The inflated pool of characters is great what are you on about? Nothing is worse than having everything be biweekly fomo and the standard banner never gets updated. Look at shit like genshin, it's like 5 years old and they added 2 whole units to the shitty standard gacha. Agree with the rest though but getting spooked by someone you couldn't get previously is a great feature

>>717391913
>get slow metabolism 5 turns before end of URA beeing greedy
>infirmary never cures it

Maybe next time Rudolph.

Lads does this Gold Ship stand any chance in the Taurus cup statwise? I have 815 skill points waiting to be spent and I don't know what to prioritize.

>searching friends for dirt sparks
Kill me. Maybe I'll just have to do the Haru grind and make my own.

>>717393289
I got slacker before summer break and she failed to turn up 4 times in a row. Still got stats I wanted by the end of the run by some miracle (sparks run)

>>717391278
How old do you think she should be at the end of her career?

>>717393289
>get down mood and night owl on each rest, four times in a row
>lose 10 turns of training
Very not Bakushin.

>>717393392
How much dirt do you need? This has been quite useful for making dirt/sprint Oguris

>>717393392
https://honse.moe/inheritance
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/

search for them on one of these

>>717393871
If you're planning on making a Smart Falcon then the correct answer is a lot. Falco has E in Turf so you need to get that to at least B so her career isn't a miserable experience.

>Mission: Complete a career with 30 or more wins
How? Most careers I can't even get 20 races, let alone wins.

I thought Korone was into Sonic.

>>717393871
Taiki Shuttle has a B rank in Dirt. I just want to get her up to A so I can do a bunch of those extra dirt trophies in career.

>>717394034
bakushin

>>717394034
I got on 40 on sakura bakushin, it's easy as piss mate.

>>717378439 (OP)
uhh that's an Inu musume

>>717393357
Your stats is good, but if you can borrow Ryan as parents. Her unique is too good for Gold Ship too pass up.

Remove gatekept unless you want to make her B rank.

>>717389405
The people you're describing aren't normalfags. They're the fringe group of leftist cultists that have been put in charge of pop culture by out-of-touch boomers

>>717394034
Probably a character with Aptitude A in Sprint/Mile since you don't need to invest too much into Stamina.
Get good legacies in general.

>>717394034
just do easy races

>>717394034
The penalties you get for consecutive races are a slap on the wrist really. You still get some stat bonuses from participating in a rase and a big chunk of skill points.

>>717394062
She is their official spokesperson yes

>>717394062
you know you can like more than one thing right

>>717382256
Yeah, wake me up when faggots like Nothern Lion start playing Genshin and FGO

Any of you play JP and know if gold city is any good? Any of her alts? She's cute but this game is mad stingy and she comes out at the worst time too

>>717391905
IRL Fenomeno's trainer was a nationalist boomer that instilled those values into the horse so every time a foreigner came to see him at a fan show he lashed out at them, or a foreigner news reporter, or a foreigner jockey, really just anyone who doesnt speak and look Japanese.

>>717378439 (OP)
I really don't get the appeal. Watched some gameplay for 5 seconds and it was just a horse race with running girls instead of horses.
It wasn't erotic or anything, and it was kind of creepy how they angled the camera and stuff to look like real horse race footage.
The girls are super generic too. Don't see a gacha angle with girls this boring.

>>717394016
Holy crap, that's a powerful resource. Thanks. This is way better than searching blindly in the game menues. Found a 5* Dirt.

>>717394065
Oguri also has a B and that Urara boosts her to A, the rest of the stat boost are nothing to write about tho
You'll probably find something better here
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

>>717389947
post them

>>717394370
If it's not your thing, that's fine. I for one got into it because I liked their designs, long before I ever knew anything about the game. Really good hair and face design. Then I tried the game and found it hit that niche of simulation gameplay I like in stuff like Game Maker and a lot of hentai games. The girls being well designed is just a bonus.

All that said, I don't care for the singing/idol parts. And glad you can just skip them after the first time.

>>717378439 (OP)
Isn't korone a middle-aged single mother? I'm not so sure that was her doing the motioncap.

>>717394062
Like half the Holo girls all played Umamusume when it launched in global. They won't be playing it a ton. Just for a week. Likely Holo got some money for it and the girls get to piggy back on the Uma launch hype. It's a win win. And since it's not a Chinese game, they can actually stream it.

>>717394249

Sluuuuut

>>717389132
It's still live music with all the other makings of a concert (merch, social stuff)
I wouldn't go to a vtuber concert but I'm a big vocaloid guy and would 100% go see the projector on a stage if I had anyone to go with

>>717394680
You seem a bit confused anon

>>717394062
Uma musume has Sonic

>>717391386
>Equestria Girls is a walking advertisement that tries to sell you toys for girls
As opposed to being a walking advertisement for a gacha game that tries to sell you virtual horse girls

>>717394741
>I wouldn't go to a vtuber concert
Honestly, they're fun.
If you've ever been to any concert at all, it's more or less the same.
Just don't like, expect to get tickets for them if you weren't already waiting for sales to open up since those things only last minutes at worst.
There's one happening in like two weeks in NYC.

>>717393276
Inflated pool sucks with their low rates. Spooks are nice but I want my pulls(at least the first SSR) to be whoever's featured on the banner. Doesn't help that dupes are also pretty trash with their star pieces mechanic. What do you mean I have to pull multiples just to give her a star?

>>717378439 (OP)
Reminder that all idolshitters, tr/a/nnies, and s/u/bhumans should be thrown out of a helicopter.

>>717394334
Her latest alt (the island) is high tier. The Yukata alt is quite good for Mile Team Trials. The original one is okay, but become quite good for Sprint after buffs.

I forget how she fares in CM

It's funny because vtubers got equally addicted to Uma Musume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3HRuEQdXi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-v91NtPPY

AAIIIEEEE A VILLAIN

>>717394826
I mean, the game is free and you have other options other than money.

>>717378439 (OP)
Humans are stupid.

>>717394573
The idol stuff is a mixed bag. I don't outright dislike idol related stuff, but I'm picky when it comes to idol music. I enjoy some of it but there's certain things they can do that I just can't stand. It's not in every song, but the ones that have it can either ruin something that could have been good or just aren't my thing at all.

>>717394959
reminder that you'll die alone, bitter and screaming while everyone continues to enjoy things

>>717394959
>le helicopter meme
Epic post sir have my upvote

GIVE ME TAISHIN GIVE ME TAISHIN GIVE ME TAISHIN GIVE ME TAISHIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>717389923
I assume your perspective on GBF is from a new player's where you need a lot of characters to catch up, but that's also a problem with every new players who started playing a gacha game that has already been released for years so there are a lot of meta characters you need/want but you simply can't get them all in a short amount of time unless you're a whale.
Also I can't believe that you're praising Mihoyo when their characters are even more limited when they reappear every one year while limited characters on GBF appear every month (Grand/Flash gala characters, or at worst every 6 or so months for seasonal characters (summer, halloween, holiday etc.)

>>717394959
>>717394370
>>717391305

>>717390114
The only mandatory G1 races for getting to at least 320k fans is Japan Cup and Arima Kinen, doing anything else is a waste of time.

When do we get that banner where we can spark every character? Approximately how much more can we save before it?

>>717395502
January

>>717395053
She's a good girl thoughever. You should have raised your power more

HOW DO I NOT FUCKING SUCK ASS AS NICE NATURE

I pump stamina, I lose because I’m too slow for Teio. I pump Speed/Power, I have no Long stamina and get 10th. I neglect Wit and I’ll be boxed in.

>>717395665
You turn her into Not So Nice Nature

>>717395001
Thanks anon, the general never answers questions. I'll have to hope I get spooked by her then, there's too many Umas I want around her original release. The latest alt is my favorite anyway so maybe this is good news

>>717395152
Anon touched a nerve lmao

>decide to check later units
>skill only procs if you're on three specific courses
>skill only procs on courses between 2400m and 2500m
What the hell is this crap?

>>717395657
stop posting that rancid fanart please there are way better Rice pics out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU

>>717378439 (OP)
It's fun and has soul

>>717395665
You debuff the shit out of everyone, that’s her gimmick. Why be fast when all the others can simply die?

>>717395665
I don't think wits helps you with that anyway, you get boxed in no matter the power or wit sometimes. But use 2 Stam cards and try to get maestro, then you can mostly just pump speed as normal. I only do long careers and this never fails me

>>717395740
Sounds like it could be a problem in career mode, but very strong in Time Trials or Champions Meeting.

I know it's a stupid thing. But it's bugging me that Well Rested = 70 energy and All Refreshed = 50 energy. It feels like the translators mixed them up.

>do Ryan's career for the first time
>haha im a tomboy but kinda wishes for love haha gap moe
>ines fujin comes in
>hey mcqueen is training so ill be your rival
>is prettier and cutier in every single way
>everytime she's on screen I wanted to train her and make her win
>ok here's mcqueen the sidekick gotta go bye
>mcqueen doesn't do shit
>ryan loses at semi-finals
Yeah this is the worst career I've seen, nothing about her is redeemable, her unique doesn't work for a late surger and you only want her as a parent for CM but why the fuck would I play another ryan career? I'd rather spam mean natures, takyons and golshis and pray I don't get paired with whales.

>>717395747
I'm gonna post what I want. You can do the same if you want to see better Rice images

>>717395665
speed & stamina

>uma fails a 4%
i think this game SUCKS

>>717394420
Peaks of Yore, Jusant and A Short Hike
there's also Lorn's Lure and White Knuckle but now that I think about it those don't really involve mountains

>>717395713
You're welcome. The only problem is the latest alt will take 3+ years to be implemented in global. But if you can be patient you can just wait.

>>717396209
>Peaks of Yore, Jusant and A Short Hike
So zero alternatives?

>>717396067
Ryan is still more interesting than McQueen. But both of them frustrate me with their constant changing goals and wanting to be medium horses going for fucking long races.

>>717384842
/vt/GODS own you and your shitty little board cuckie

>>717396287
Depends how fast we go I suppose. But a long time for sure.. these accelerated schedules can be a bit of a hit or miss. But at least we know what's coming

>>717378439 (OP)
I don't think the world is obsessed with Uma Musume, but the vocal "weebs" of social media that simply follow the algorithm didn't know it existed until now despite it being a massive franchise spanning tons of anime and manga. It's been posted on boards here as reaction images and WEBMs for nearly a decade now.

OH SHIT

https://youtu.be/R8sD7gmOvY0?si=fNSkZLPxzyKn1GjP

>>717396362
three is slightly more than zero

The "This is a good chance to edit your team" after a disaster run ends is such salt in the wound.

>>717378439 (OP)
strange looking horse

>literally has a note on her character design about making sure she look's flat
>still ignored in the swimsuit episode

>>717396467
And (you) could also play the JP version, even during its release date
t.played the game before global

holy shit fucking stop

>>717396656
this but tazuna's advices
>hurr your horse not enough skills
I WOULD IF THE FUCKING EVENTS TRIGGEREDFUCK YOU TWIN TURBO AND YOU STOPPED GIVING ME MOOD DOWNS AND NIGHT OWLS

>>717378439 (OP)
>the world
>one asian country

>>717396794
AAAAH WTF IS HAPPENING

>>717396524
actually, it feels worse now

>>717386551
WARNING: MALE ENVIROMENT DETECTED

ENOUGH WITH THE GOLD SHIP MEMES

Career mode gives 400+ to all stats right?
Im hitting the 1000 speed for characters by the finals but they keep losing anyway...

>>717397075

>>717378439 (OP)
Uma is just another shitty gimmick flavor of the month. It'll be forgotten in a few months at most.

>>717397158
You're probably a staminelet.

>>717396794
>>717396904
Welcome to suffering.

>>717397075
>12
>BILLION
>>717397234
anon...it's already been a month...

>haha time for a whacky fun build to see what happens
>end up taking it seriously anyways
>get mad when GUTS maxing will take you to the finals easily, but will flunk you out on the final race.
I know. I know. It's a racing game. Speed good.
However. Fuck speed.

>>717396467
The "weebs" knew about it precisely because of the anime. They got into it because they watched the anime. The reason it's getting big is because a bunch of casuals on Steam are getting into it. The kind of guy who "only plays mature games for a mature gamer like myself" but also watched K-On and plays hentai games. They played it 'just for laughs' and then got hooked on it. They're also the ones using Uma sprays in Counter Strike and TF2 and filling their youtube with uma shorts.

>>717397234
Don't need to hear this from a Steins;Gate faggot.

>>717396067
Ines was such a cool bro in that career, and I was a bit peeved to find out that one of the reasons she went missing was that she's at the recovery center but you don't even get to visit her.

>>717378439 (OP)
YJK

>>717396904
Golshi giveth and Golshi taketh and taketh and taketh and taketh and taketh and taketh and taketh and

>>717397234
>>717397483
Ricks and Morty fag BTFO

still stuck at 2* hell

>>717397661
One star more than I'm getting.

>>717397661
>need 1100+ on a stat for a 10% chance
Shit sucks

>>717394370
>The girls are super generic too. Don't see a gacha angle with girls this boring.
taste issue I'm afraid

>>717397661
manifesting a 3* guts coming your way

>>717397661
Well at least it isn't Guts

>>717397661
Fake tears cunt.
People fooled: 0

>>717397452
What do the guts animations even look like

I FUCKING HATE THE ARABS

>>717397751
Abs of steel.

>>717397452
Powermaxxing was the weirdest experience. I lost the fucking debut race then proceeded to blow the fuck out of every single race after that.

>>717378439 (OP)
Idk but I'm never touching it with a ten foot pole.
The shilling overdrive has made me fucking hate it, ESPECIALLY all the people I know going "i-it's actually pretty good for a gacha game haha!"
kill anyone who says this

>>717397780
better get that mile aptitude up

>>717397858
>I hate it because it's popular!
>posts a girl from a popular anime that looks exactly like one of the horses in game

>>717397884
I refuse to go above B because there isn't a better combination for what I want on DB

>>717397716
This bitch is the only standout design from this I've seen and she's just Estelle Bright with bigger tits.

Why do the best perks have to be 300 in cost always? This is also bs. You never have enough fucking skill points to get anything fucking gold ever fuck!

>>717397780
>lose that race, which she's designed to have a disadvantage in
>have to do a random race just to get enough fans for the next main race
>win it
>have a smooth experience the whole way through
Whoever designed this is an asshole.

>>717389482
It's real but it's not live. It takes multiple takes for her to get it right.

All the girls are designed to look like horses. So uh why complain about them looking normal? Horses generally dont look that different from each other in the first place.

>>717396372
At least McQueen has a lot of things going with her whole burden of expectations / Teio rivalry and stuff. Also, her unique is so consistent that the career will always succeed.

>>717397485
Yeah, she was her bro during that whole story and Ryan can't give a fuck about her because muhqueen and muh self-esteem. As her trainer I would've advised her to care more about Ines since she's clearly a good friend and also because I want to fuck her.

>>717398004
I like popular things when they appeal to me. I hate popular things that keep being shilled to me despite nothing about them looking remotely good. This is JUST moe idolshit but in a crappy gacha format, why would I ever be interested in it. Stop fucking targeting me.
Also I have no idea who that girl I posted is.

Is there place to watch all the anime

>>717378439 (OP)
Because it's actual soul and people should play it. If they can not get through career mode they are not white or honorary white status.

>>717398250
I want to have sex with you

>>717398250
>>717397858
Shut the fuck up moeshit
The appeal is horsepussy
Now sit down before the yakuza come for your anime porn.

>>717384915
>>717389381
>>717389923
Uh oh Blue Archive Fanbase is having a MELTDOWN. Absolutely jealous.

>>717397075

YOU FUCKING WISH SKANK

>>717398398
さすが委員長!

>>717398358
why have you been autistically trying to force a gacha war between BA and this?

It's absolutely insane how much better and more soulful holoJP is than EN

>>717395140
Put it this way, if you do not like Idolm@ster much you will not like Umamusume because it's by the creators of Idolm@ster themselves.

>>717398250
>I like popular moeshit
>I just hate it when it's pushed on me
Also, it's not just moeshit. See >>717394573 The moe is obviously what they're pushing to market it. But then you play the game and find it's more about min/maxing stats and getting into the characters story arcs.

>>717378439 (OP)
Odds are high that's a man in that costume.

Fuck Cygames they're ending service for my waifu's game

>I DONT LIKE X
>HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE LIKE SOMETHING I DONT LIKE

>>717398490
Unfortunately it's real lol.

>>717398250
Being contrarian is not an identity. Besides if you hate popular stuff, join us anyways, because Chinese Gacha is more popular than JP Gacha.

>>717398567
>GOES INTO A THREAD THEY DONT LIKE
>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE WHAT I DONT LIKE I DONT GET IT
>I DONT LIKE IT
>FUCK THIS COMPANY AND THIS GAME
>DIES

>>717389980
you really, really don't

>>717378439 (OP)
THAT'S NOT A HORSE THAT'S A FUCKING DOG GET HER OFF THE GODDAMN STAGE

>>717398334
Sure thing anon.
...but first, uninstall your dumb horse gacha.

>>717398521
>min/maxing stats
sounds boring and autistic.

>>717398641
Gacha sucks ass in general. Japan brought this evil into the world with garbage like FGO, I will never support japanese gacha.

>that point when you put so much into speed and power, your pace horse becomes a front runner

next time don't put vtubers as the OP if you want a good thread

>>717398751
>Japan brought this evil into the world with garbage like FGO
Japan brought it into the world with figurines and candy decades before games started using it.

>>717378439 (OP)
>did you know this horse did this AND that?!
>oh and did you know about the 12 billion yen incident? GOLD SHIP SO RANDOM XD
>did you know this and this horse are related? IT'S SO COOOL XD
>did you know horse died? :((((((

>>717398796
This is a good thread though and goldshi is a vtuber

>DUDE FUCK JAPAN BRO CN IS GREAT
>JAPAN GREEDY
>PLAYS ALL GAMES WITH JAPANESE SUB
>ONLY KNOWS ANYTHING FROM A CN GACHA WHEN IT'S A REFERENCE TO A JAPANESE ANIME
>ONLY LIKES JAPANESE CHARACTER DESIGNS
>ONLY LIKES JAPANESE MUSIC
lmao SEA's are retarded.

VODKA DA!

>>717398884
All true and makes me love horses more by the second

I can't take it anymore.
How do I disable the hints after a race. Tazuna the rage baiter is driving me absolutely mad with her totally worthless advice all the time.
>900000000000000000 power
>Hint: lmao idk use more power next time retard
AKJDHJALSKLSF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CYGAMES
MAKE HER GO AWAY.
I WANT A BIG
BEAUTIFUL BUTTON
That just says MAKE TAZUNA FUCK OFF

>>717398250
>>717398751
The circlejerking is real. Anons can't seem to accept others having actual reasons for not being interested in popular thing and even getting annoyed at popular thing being incessantly shilled in spite of its inner mechanisms (it's a gacha at the end of the day). It's not contrarianism, you're just being smart about it.

>>717399010
Just win

>>717399056
You really just dont like it cause its not a moefag game

Why is Teio looking at me like this?

>>717398276
>Pirate Streaming
https://hianime.to/search?keyword=uma+musume

Just make sure to turn off the intro-skip which is gay.

>Torrent (better quality)
【S1/S2/S3】
https://nyaa.si/view/1899950
【Road to the Top】
https://nyaa.si/view/1669204
【Movie】
https://nyaa.si/view/1942049
【Cinderella Gray】
https://nyaa.si/view/1998396

ORDER:
S1 > S2 > Road to the Top > Movie (Beginning of a New Era) > Cinderella Gray > S3

>>717398884
you mad?

>struggling to make it past UD rank
Any other JP-bros with some hints? Should I just give up until I get more meta cards?

>>717399159
People always forget the BNW OVA (after S1), which has the 12B Yen Golshi moment

>>717399194
Just get more speed sparks to break your speed cap into 1900~ bro.

>>717399010
Damn hag, giving me wrong information! How do I correct her!!!!

>>717399231
Guess it's time to auto-career some ponies.

>>717399194
what i noticed is that getting everything to 1000+ works better for UD8+

>get S proficiencies in turf and medium
>Creek and Kitasan didn't finish their events
MOTHER FUCKER

did I over do the stamina for my LONG racer? Have been watching her performance in team trials and she wins a fair amount but I have seen her lose to 850 STAM horses with 1/2 gold blue skill and more speed/power.

I know "more" is always better but im worried about better stat distribution

>>717399010
"Need more power" essentially means "you got blocked and shoved back", and while power helps with this sometimes you just get a wall of umas in front of you and can't get past.

>>717399223
It also has the Gold Ship doing the MJ pose everyone posts.

>>717398884
Sorry that you don’t have friends that you can comfortably autistically ramble about the things you like as you grow up.

>>717399194
I have a 2 MLB Old Meta SSRs (Speed El and Int Ramonu), and uses Stam/Pow/Guts with whatever shit I have, and I consistently get UC. Try to get some Meta SSRs you have to MLB. Or if you dont have any, just roll lmao.
My friends with full deck or Meta SSRs has like 50% chance for capped stats, and constantly getting UB-UA, so the rest of the game is just grinding for a shitload of white sparks. US still need god luck.

>>717399487
that's my goatshi right there

>>717399458
Basically you can go full stam and aim to roll 3600m in TT where other teams will probably get cooked on stam, but you will lose 2500s/2600s where people just went low stam and more skills/speed intending to throw long longs and have more score from skills on the 55% of longs that are 2500/2600.

>>717389405
Anon, do NOT research Miligram experiments.

what is "umapyoi" and why does teio want to do it to me?

>>717399597
interesting, I didn't realize the race length changes. should I aim to have a 1200 STAM 1000 STAM and 800 STAM long racer trio?

>>717399675

>>717399010
You can have 600 power and still get blocked in. What you really need is 300-400 WIT and 1-2 maneuvering skills. Then your character will just go around.

This is why people keep pushing the meme 'Uma is a WIT game.'

>>717399759
>meme

>>717399458
Do you want to use her for team trials?
Long only has ~30% chance to be 3000+ metres, so the 70% of the race, your stam is too high.
But you can use her with Rain item and Parfait when you see low stam opponent for easy points.

T-pose Teio

>>717399121
don't worry bro, I'll get her to stop

>>717398521
>characters story arcs
Fuck do you mean story arcs?
Aren't they just horses racing?
At most I imagine it's like a sports anime?

>>717399720
No you get a bonus that is larger the more you have in the top 3, you want to get 1st 2nd and 3rd. You should either do a full max stam team aiming to win on 3200+ courses, or a lower stam team aiming to win on 2500/2600.

Lower stam team is more ideal IMO, and covering for stam with gold recoveries, because gold recoveries = skills = points, and lower stam = more room for skills = more points.

>>717397480
Yeah, those are the people I mean. The superficial people with short attention spans that have no lasting adoration for anything and instead drift week to week to the next thing the algorithm feeds them.

>>717399812
what the fuck are you doing to my daughterwife

>>717378439 (OP)
kill yourself vtumorsimp

wuodca
daiwa skaretto
oguri cappu
gordu shippu
naisu naiture
winningo ticketo
supah creeku

>>717399812
this is me after Teio made me look bad in front of the other trainers for getting herself injured

>>717399169
Uma'd.

>>717399812
Why does that guy hate Teio so much?
Nature is this you?

>>717399812

It's really baffling how many newfags assume gold ship's personality is played up for "memes."

>>717399796
special adjustments had to be made so Marvelous Sundae's hands don't get buried in her chest
Narita Taishin needed no such adjustments

>>717399812
whut the FUCK

>>717399796

The Uma with the basketball or the brown uma. Which is the better sr power card?

>>717400338
for the chibi umapyoi, they pretty much used the umapyoi mocap as is, and just made sure their arms didn't collide with their bigass heads

>>717400283
>Narita Taishin needed no such adjustments

Why does McQueen do this?

>>717400402
fuck the gymrat, get the Amazon goddess

>>717399840
Try the game and see for yourself. Some of the characters have pretty bitter sweet or heart-warming stories. And a lot of them are the 1* characters, surprisingly.

>>717399954
you must be mistaken, that there is my property and she better heal up and win me some fucking money by tomorrow's race

I am struggling to get at least 800 Stam for just about anyone. Needs improvements.

fuck the yakuza I want more doujins ffs

>>717400283
Marvelous is why I started playing the game. Akikawa, Nice Nature, Tachyon and others is why I stayed. And now I'm saving up for Doto and Marvelous.

>>717399812
>>717400504
stop posting this art

I think this is my best Maruzensky so far for Taurus Cup
I wish she had slightly more stamina or another recovery skill, but could be worse

>>717400471
No thanks

Tokai Teio vs (You) on a fist fight

>>717400595
Captcha fuck up ate my image

>>717400194
why do I keep seeing this specific chibi style on dcinside?
is it just one guy making all of them from a dozen different series or is it just the korean wojak?

>>717400615
.........

>>717400663
>capped speed
>S Medium
>3 ults
>4 speed increasing skills
That's one fast hag

>>717400615
Me. She wouldn't punch back. I might knock her out on Round 11 before I'm gassed out.

>>717400663
Post deck

Being healthy is great bros, hit the gym!

>>717400820
I hit the gym and now my hand is bleeding, thanks a lot asshole.

>>717400693
its basically one of korean emojis used in their korean version of 4chan

why can't I ask for shoes on PC

>>717400857
Hit the lawyer instead!

>>717400894
mental disability

>>717400894
check the shoe list on the side nigga

>>717400663
Fuck this is pretty good. My Maru is worse. You just need to hope that you didnt get hit by 2 front stam debuffs.
How many races did you do?

>>717400964
ohhh shit thanks I didn't realize the second screen changes, I practically never look at that

>>717400663
> best maru
> going to get absolutely cooked by NNs

You're about 100 stam short of being able to finish the race at full speed, let alone tank 1 NN, let alone 2 lol.

>>717400663
how do you people get stats that high and still have all the skills, what am i doing wrong

>>717400970
>how many races did you do
I only do Japan Cup in 2nd year for the massive fan injection to guarantee level 5 ult, otherwise it's all training
That's my 20th try with her using this deck.
>>717400772
I spent $200 sue me

Sometimes it really does feel like the game is just completely full of shit. Halfway through a career with 500/400/400/300/300, 12th place. Would you like to use an alarm clock hauehauheuaheuhe.

No game. No I would not like to do that. I'll just end the damn career if its all the same to you, thanks. Totally arbitrary bullshit.

>>717401203
Front Runner has best stamina ratio, and Swinging Maestro. So she's fine without debuffs, and 1 Evil Nature will only slightly hamper her, 2 will be tough that's why I wanted another skill or like 100 more stam

>>717401221
Spend $300. That's really it. That's the trick. You can finesse the game hard as fuck all you like with guides, trainers, guests, and borrowed cards, but its not $300.

>>717401324
Do globalfriends not have hundreds of alarm clocks?

Why does Kitasan MLB having 100 priority not mean she'll be at the speed facility 100% of the time?

>>717401279
>Manhattan Cafe over Mayano

>>717399812
>>717400504
you have to die

>>717401486
My Mayano isn't MLB, and it's debatable which one is better anyways

>>717401351
the game is completely luck based dude. it doesn't matter how well thought out your run is, if swinging maestro or corner curvature doesn't show up because the game wanted to show a gold ship event from a card you've never laid eyes on then it's just 30 minutes down the toilet. stop taking it too seriously.

Admire Vega is cringe

>>717400504
JFC there’s more? I thought there were only 6 or 7 images that kept getting reposted every time.

>>717401371
>Spend $300.
Double that

Take everything seriously.
If it doesn't pan out. Immediately give up. I recommend a hammer, or sword if you got one. Or punch the drywall in your room.

>>717401324
I felt that way until I researched what thresholds are required for each stat type and part of the career. That said, these only hold for the mandatory races. When you step outside the story races and try to do an extra race, anything can happen. You just won the Osaka Sho with 15,000 fans. And now you want to try this random G2 race that only gives 4,500 fans? Ha, get wrecked noob. It has higher Stamina nd WIT requirements than the G1 story race you just did, because the game removes the story handicap.

>>717399812
>>717400504
artist please saucenao is down

this guy's king halo comics are great
he's literally me

>>717401351
>Front Runner has best stamina ratio

Late is better than front.

Also 1 NN absolutely fucks you. This is your maru, vs your maru with 1 NN in the match. You lose 14 lengths on average to stam drain from 1 NN.

>>717401721
Is she getting embarrassed by how sweaty her feet are?

>>717399159
>OVA
Thank anon

I just like the images of cute girls but I'm not spending my time or money on this shit. You leave that to the soulless wageslaving away

>>717401825
yea

>>717401974

>>717401721
Footfags are embarrassing, man.

>>717402057
that's a sweatfag manga, actually

Why do Umas have two sets of ears?

>>717402169
The prototype ad that Cygames hates doesn't count.

Wait is this just yet another
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thread?

>>717398641
Sounds like a cult honestly.

>>717402169
Delete this.

so if the horses I want but don't have have already been added, is it better to roll for them now before the pool gets further diluted with even more 3*'s?

https://youtu.be/weZYae5Wj3Q
this is your final boss

>>717401728
Where is this pls share.

>>717378439 (OP)
Horse pussy.
/mlp/ told you 15 years ago, but you didn't heed the warning.

>>717402482
https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/

drink up, anon

>>717398067
You need to do more races. Even just doing a couple of races in order to make sure you can change where you race for the URA Finals it is easy to get 3. Even more if you are going for G1's as much as you can.
Trying to do Long is such a pain for this reason, because there aren't a lot of extra Long races and only a couple of G1's that you aren't likely to be doing anyways with someone who has the right aptitude.

>yet another run where Super Creek refuses to give me Swinging Maestro until she kicks my ass in the career
Goo Goo Babies woman I hate you sometimes but the Maestro game is ridiculous

>>717402707
I don't speak Moon Runes, I'd assume from the shape of the can it is either an energy drink or alcohol, but 50 mg of caffeine is the lower end for an energy drink.

>>717399840
swap amazon with cafe

How long do I have before Wedding Top Gun?

>>717399194
You doing the island? I've seen people break UC with rental decks but you can try posting your cards if you want.
The most important thing about that mode is how you're building your houses and when to pop tickets. Pick houses and upgrades that compliment your growths and deck. Most people generally go full power houses since technique houses seem to be pretty whatever unless you really want the 4 house stack. Speed is the easiest stat to build so most people will opt to upgrade it last but it's up to you.
For tickets, if you're not trying to highball lucksack the rng it's just more consistent to mash on island training as soon as you see a 3 stack. 2 is also fine if you get giga screwed or if you're approaching another ticket soon and are about to overcap, but you never want to mash on 1 or none if you can avoid it.

god i fucking hate ryan's career

>uma musume doujins are barely uploaded because they're not smut
damn... exact same phenomenon as the other "no lewd allowed or we'll send ninjas to your house" series I'm following

Holy fuck Silent Suzuka's career mode is so fucking easy, I got my first medium race URA trophy because of her on the first try
But other than that I also came here to say Suzuka is cute! Cute!!! CUTE!!!!!!!

>>717402545
It crash after season 3 and EQH was shit. Fandom was big enough to sustain itself outside the cartoon

>>717402807
It's an energy drink called Zone. It's not all that great.

I can't get any A rank besides oguri FAT and i have no idea how i did it i'll be a b+ player forever....

>>717402169
To be more relatable to humans.

>>717402885
her tits are too small

>>717401721
saus

She just speedran all of her idle animations in 3 seconds

>>717402169
this was a prototype advertisement. they don't have human ears in the final version. not even the models have hidden human ears behind the hair.

>>717402807
it doesn't say what it is on the can (apparently an energy drink)
it just says you get 50 yen cashback if you buy it at a certain place

>>717402906
With that little caffeine you'd assume they could make it really good. Then again, Red Bull has some really good flavors with 110-ish. If you haven't tried White Peach or Juneberry you should.

I wish i could play the game purely vertical i hate the second screen on pc

>>717402947
filename is <twitter_handle>-<post_ID>-<index>

>>717402965
MY JUNGLE LOVE
O WEE O WEE O

>Failure protection makes it harder to fail.
Thanks again Tazuna. What would we do without you.

>>717403038
danke schlong

>>717402410
I mean, if you want to get a bunch of stars for them, probably. I'm doing the opposite. I'm saving until Maruzensky and Doto comes out, then rolling for them. And will probably get a bunch of other characters before hitting the guaranteed 200 for them.

>>717402990
one of them has to be hiding human ears underneath
some superhuman that's pretending to be an uma just because Tracen won't accept humans

>>717402656
Thanks.

>>717400556
>>717403105
I only love big tits when they're attached to timid or meek girls like her. They need to be ashamed of it for no good reason.

>>717401449
>>717401449
>>717401449
Someone explain please

>>717403139
that would be gold ship

>it's not enough to have dirt proficiency, you also need mile proficiency
This is ridiculous. I'm almost ready to say fuck it and do that retarded dirt Vodka thing because I barely have options.

>>717403180
uuuhghhh.... ughu yeah

>>717395498
bro, your "Fan Favourite" epithet?

>>717403209
>dirt Vodka
what? why?

>>717403240
I understand everything now

>>717389381
Cygames currencies arent any more expensive than legit every other gacha game on the market.
They all have the same costings with Pity being upwards of $400/

>>717403264
Because at least then you just need dirt parents instead of dirt and mile. Not having anyone for sprints or miles is really killing me.

>>717403264
If you don't have pasa, oguri or shuttle it's hard to fill team trials dirt slots

>>717389923
It honestly feels like people get really caught up in a gacha to a point they'll call it "generous" when they're given bread crumbs. I've seen similar about people calling Uma Musume generous when you already have 2 separate banners to pull for in a cycle and it takes up a metric ton of your time with playing. I think people just get too distracted and attached to the .jpgs that they fail to realize they're being toyed with in the hopes of getting money from them.

>>717378439 (OP)
Korone is a gift

is it
>train train train til stamina is done
then
>wit wit hope for energy event wit til can train again
cycle? Even with 9 star legacies and full stack MLB deck, i can't SS+ two stats. I've tried 3/3, 2/2/2, 3/2/1 for spd, stm, wit. help me im retarded

after much research, i have come to the shocking conclusion that horses are actually pretty cute

>>717403209
Do you have Taiki Shuttle or El Condor Pasta? They're A in Mile and B in Dirt. Just get a Legacy to move them up to A in Dirt.

>>717403180
The specialty rate isn't an direct percent, it's a multiplier to the already existing specialty rate, which is like 18% or something around that at base, so having a 100 specialty rate is equivalent to like a 30% specialty rate or something

>>717403180
>>717403240
>>717403281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGLvwwLvb8

>>717403470
It is important to make sure you trainee is in a good mood too.

>>717403515
>>717403518
Nyaruhodo, much appreciated

>>717403501
I only have one of them. I only put Tachyon there just to be a distraction since she has a couple debuffs. But if I do dirt Vodka I'd also have to raise up another miler, which is easier but would be two careers at minimum.

Yes we know gacha is dogshit
Yes this may be fotm
Still playing, still having fun.

>>717402707
Is that gamer drink?

i'm fucked

>>717402885
She's the cutest

>>717386551
Funny how every Hollywood has 50% of afroamerian cast but videogames hire Debra every week

i DON'T train whores like Suzuka

I love her but damn she's a moody one

>>717403642
I want to like this character so much but I cannot stand her animations. The constant rubbing invisible orbs into T-pose is so annoying.

>>717404401
she will always fail even a 6%
i will never risk it with her

I'm really enjoying the game. But I'm quickly noticing I'm going to run out of stuff to do with the characters. I know they're adding different career modes sometime in the future. But I feel like the game would benefit from one or two more types of gameplay.

For some reason I feel like doing something summer themed wold be good. Like taking the summer training period and making a whole story arc + game out of it. Or maybe making a Volleyball game, where each girl has different skills. Not a vollyball game that overtakes the main career. But just a fun side game you can play for a break.

Just some thoughts though. Hopefully down the line, the new stuff will be enough.

>>717404449
The tpose is the best part!

>Start a Daiwa Scarlet career
>Skipping everything because I'm just trying to get a better spark
>Coming in 1st for every race so far
>Do an optional race
>Skip to results
>Came in fucking 13th
>Continues to get first in every race after that
>Got 1* Guts and Pace Chaser sparks
What the fuck happened

>>717404401
I get mood changes the most with the Meijiro girls and airheads.
>haha, trainer! I forgot how to sleep again!
>night owl 4 times in a row

Matikanefukukitaru be praised

>>717378439 (OP)
Sectorial tidbit

>>717404459
I don't think thats ever happening. This game has everything planned out till like 2030 or some shit and none of it includes adding fun stuff. It's new banners forever.

>>717378439 (OP)
Is there still any open clubs that i can join? The last one i was in was really inactive.

im honestly impressed. i thought horse game would've died out by now. but the game is just very popular on youtube and tikok algorithms.

probably another month or so. but still, very impressed uma outlived miside, andy and leyley, fantasy life i shilling.

>>717404449
I thought she was going to be annoying. But I ended up liking her a lot, precisely because of her animations and silly facial expressions. Her story isn't as hard hitting or emotional as Nice Nature or King Halo, but it was a nice break from those.
>>717404491
This is why I watch every race. The one you skip is the one they somehow get blocked in. If the game is going to lock be into the railing with 6 NPCs, I'm going to force them to show me the bullshit.

>>717378439 (OP)
japanese people really just gather in concerts and wave the glow stick with their right stick like robots? why is no one dancing or anything? this is insanely hivemindish for some reason.

>>717404401
you need to give her a hug and pat her head NOW

>>717404703
Do you really think there is room for anyone to dance at an event like that?

hags

So close, yet so far.

>>717404773
aaaaAAAAAAA SEX

>>717404773
This just reminds me of the dancing animation in Dragon Quest XI. But with a much sexier model.

>>717404773

>>717404401
She needs the early dicking in her career more than any other Uma if you want to avoid her becoming a troublemaker, do the right thing oniisama

>>717404401
>same meme over and over again

does target in sight proc when you're the favorite

>>717404773
She'sa spry young maid compared to haggroove

Did...did I waste all of my 2025 and 2026 luck with this?
It was my 2nd 10-pull...

>>717405256
Yeah

>>717405256
Yes
>>717405291
>4 3*
>2 Currens
what the fuck

>>717404401
my FUARKING wife

Turns out the real secret sauce to winning every career is just to stamina max, yes even sprinters.
Fuck every retard that shilled for speed

>>717405291
Reporting your account ASAP

>>717405304
>>717405326
but it's useless?

>>717405189
Rice was already popular during the anime-only era so a lot of people are picking her with the 3 stars selector.

>>717405291
EXPLODE

>>717405482
And?
That's not what you asked

>>717404459
There are new career modes, and I think I heard something about a gardening event? (the one where the Mambo being poked from behind comes from)

The closest to an action mini-game is the claw machine, there's that one separate mini-game collection:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2313020/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby__Party_Dash/
But people say it's overpriced for the content, if this was a free part of the main game the reception would be different for sure.

does Evil Natie need WIT for her debuffs?

>>717405731
Excited for the Suzuka/Tachyon one

why does rice have a knife
is she a cutter
is that why her mood fluctuates so much

>>717405943
because only VILLAINS use knives

>>717405731
11 different careers is quite a lot. But who knows if they get repetitive. I hope each one has a whole new storyline for each character.

>>717405943
It's probably part of the pop up book she's obsessed with. She's playing the part of "the rose knight" if I had to guess.

>>717404759
you have never been to a concert or a show lol.

I went for Charming O, too pussy for the 20 stats

>>717406254
Should have gotten the Max Energy. Though I guess you got it early enough that Charming is still good.

>>717398884
Stop engaging with algorithm e-celeb videos. Specially the anime-related ones

>>717404017
*flattest

>>717406254
Did you guys know this is a real treatment for hors and Rudolf got treated with this until JRA banned the practice?

>>717406254
I don't understand the acupuncture event. Every time it shows up no matter what I pick I end up losing stats or energy

>>717406531
She's both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBD15_9wQEs
>doesn't know about roaming data
>doesn't know that she needs internet to find a ride

bros... is Kingu dumb?

>>717394034
LET'S BAKUSHIN

which one of the story ssr cards is worth buying copies of?

>>717406556
I watched a video of it recently.

>>717380113
Prior to that you had to jump through hoops to play the JP version on a phone yeah

>>717406671
Equips fest de lest noweiya

>>717406674
Ticket.

>>717406671
Kaichou...

>>717406674
Rice for debuff bots

Can this mcqueen do good in CM?

>>717406787
your uma is going to be called mejiro mcjobber

say something nice about my wife!

>>717406787
Good stamina wise but needs more speed and power, easier said than done.

>>717406870
She sucks

>>717406870
MOOOOOVE

>>717406787
Nope. Stam is ok but no acceleration skill and no S medium and low speed

>>717406909
Why? Haloween Rice Shower skill looks kind of insane NGL.

>>717406635
They're sitting too long on that season with her as the star.

>>717406787
This is who you'll be competing with.

Japan Automobile Federation: "How did the JRA got much hype?"
GT Association: "They got a god damn anime producer that's way"
Japan Automobile Federation: "God damned anime producers"

>>717407134
That isn't much better desu

sisters??

Only oldfags will understand.

>>717407351
let them have their fun
>captcha:

>>717406870
PASS YOUR DEBUFF SKILLS TO MY NATIE REEEEEEEEE

>>717407279
You know what they could do to compete? Quadruple the number of race queens.

>>717407327
With S turf and S medium aptitude it gets a 10% boost to all stats, which will be needed if you want to min max.

>>717407351
Ohnonono, wokies dont know whats comming haha

>>717407351
anyone who likes grass wonder is pretty fuckin gay

>>717407367
didn't you niggers migrate to 4+4?

>>717407542
>these are JCs
>no you can't lust after them

>>717406091
Character stories are tied to the unit itself, so alts will have new career stories. Scenarios all have different plots and whatnot so the actual scenario itself will have a new story and new characters. Sometimes characters will be designated as scenario links and have unique scenes for a particular scenario, usually followed by a new alt tied to that scenario.

>>717407134
So you're saying the mcqueen is going to stomp?

>>717407652
calm down special chud

>>717407652

>>717407652

>>717403381
Is it really?
>uma musume
70usd=5000carats=33pulls, limited rate=7500=50pulls
>fgo
80usd=167sq =55pulls
>genshin
100usd=8080crystals =50pulls

>>717400445
I wish there was a way to watch horizontal screen with these zoom ins

>>717408143
How much for a pity and how badly do you need dupes?

At least for characters you don't need dupes in Uma, supports you need 5.