NUCLEAR HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! - /v/ (#717390024) [Archived: 108 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:30:57 AM No.717390024
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>you just won the lottery and you want to bring your dream game to life

describe it
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:33:00 AM No.717390145
>Est Cash Value: $203.9 Million
That wouldn't be enough for a modern game. I'd rather just retire early.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:33:01 AM No.717390146
i quit videogames and fuck bitches all day every day
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:33:18 AM No.717390162
If by game you mean reality
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:33:57 AM No.717390217
>>717390024 (OP)
its like super mario 64 but none of the characters wear shoes
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:34:06 AM No.717390223
nemesis
nemesis
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I would pay Capcom to delist the RE3 demake and pay 300 million to develop it from scratch and complete this time
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:34:13 AM No.717390232
>>717390024 (OP)
I take every cent and burn it in front of a bank. Fuck money.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:34:38 AM No.717390252
>>717390024 (OP)
get your own ideas, faggot
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:34:52 AM No.717390264
>>717390232
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.717390439
Making a board game, not a vidya. Then I'm opening my own little board game store/Cafe. Every other week I'll have a night where I teach a new board game. One of those a month will be for a light game, the other will be for a heavy game. Then I'll kick back, run my little shop, and play board games all day.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:40:08 AM No.717390546
feel
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Metal Gear Solid 5
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:41:09 AM No.717390605
The most autistic train video game possible.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:44:17 AM No.717390791
>>717390024 (OP)
>>717390145
i make 1/5th of gta6
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:44:18 AM No.717390793
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"Sins of the Father", an HD 2D JRPG with classic FF gameplay. You play as the king of a nation; an ancient evil awakens and you need to stop it, so you take your advisor, and your 16 year old son aboard a ship and sail around to different continents to forge alliances. Wherever you go you're presented with choices; do you ally yourself with an island nation with a powerful navy that also practices ritual sacrifice? What about your neighboring nation that you've been locked in a cold war with for the past 20 years? These choices will determine who you get as party members, and how ready you are to take on the Ancient Evil. All the while you'll also be presented with moral choices through side quests; do you kill a thief in an alley after they attempt to steal your wallet, etc. Your son will watch everything you do and comment on your decisions, and ask you why you made those choices.
Fast forward to the end of the game, you take on the Evil with your army, and depending on your choices you thoroughly trounce him OR you just barely get by by the skin of your teeth, and you get an ending. Fast forward 20 years, and your MC (the King) either gives the throne to your son OR passes away (choices). As soon as the son ascends to the throne, you're presented with a moral choice of a villager whose land has been taken for the Crown. Surprisingly, the new King answers for you, with the dialogue box you've been using the whole game cracking. Based on the choices you made as the King, your son will now carry on his legacy and rule like he believes his father would rule. That night, the ancient evil awakens AGAIN, and now you've got a new story where you have absolutely no control of where it goes and just need to hope that your son makes the right choice. There's also an unlockable mode after Part 2 ends where you can actually make choices and choose dialogue options again.

tl;dr, Final Fantasy with Mass Effect 3's War Readiness system but less shitty
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:46:48 AM No.717390932
>>717390024 (OP)
A game where you can do anything. Just, please imagine you can do anything in a game. This is my idea
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:47:29 AM No.717390967
>>717390439
What a comfy dream. I hope you win the lottery. It's not often someone says they want to work if they win the lottery.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:48:09 AM No.717391003
open world game where if you move at the edge of the map, say north, you will ended up at the south edge of the map. kinda like no man sky but with only one planet
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:52:01 AM No.717391204
>>717390232
You can't burn "cents" dipshit
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:53:11 AM No.717391254
>>717390024 (OP)
Gonna invest in a private security contracting company. No games for me.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:53:22 AM No.717391261
I would use that money to do things in minecraft
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:55:06 AM No.717391354
>>717390024 (OP)
Buy an island in international waters and establish a new private military company.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:56:45 AM No.717391442
>>717390932

itโ€™s already been done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDKhUknuQDg
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:56:46 AM No.717391443
>>717390024 (OP)
I wouldn't hop into making some AAA game immediately, I'd start with making a 2D run and gun or shmup and scale up from there. Honestly I'd consider buying a ticket but I've heard way too many nightmarish stories from jackpot "winners" and also winners have to publicly ID themselves.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:59:40 AM No.717391593
Need For Speed Most Wanted 2003 remaster for PC only
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:00:40 AM No.717391642
>>717391593
*2005
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:01:20 AM No.717391679
>>717390024 (OP)
Create a shitty coomer gacha and watch as my millions turn into billions.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:03:45 AM No.717391785
>>717390024 (OP)
planetside 3
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:04:47 AM No.717391839
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>>717390024 (OP)
I don't have a dream game if I did I would make it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:05:27 AM No.717391872
>>717391679
DarkCookie already cornered the market with sameface saga
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:08:42 AM No.717392030
>>717390024 (OP)
I pay a team of scientists to invent a way to upload my consciousness into a super computer with locomotion to become immortal.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:09:48 AM No.717392095
>>717391204
Yes I can.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:10:35 AM No.717392143
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>>717390024 (OP)
$203 million? 2 chicks at the same time.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:13:04 AM No.717392281
>>717390024 (OP)
I think I would buy a house first.
Maybe even a car... but I don't like electric battery cars, I wish the world had gone hydrogen instead.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:13:20 AM No.717392295
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>>717390145
>Modern game
There's your issue. Just don't make graphicslop games and you'll save hundreds of millions.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:14:28 AM No.717392342
>>717390024 (OP)
Realistically I would use the money to mass advertise my incel manifesto but otherwise I'm paying several small team of indie devs to pump out FFV clones as far as the eye can see. No more FFT games, I need more Crystal Projects
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:16:27 AM No.717392434
>>717390145
Dont bloat your game with retarded slop. Games didnt post 200 million to make 20 years ago
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:18:35 AM No.717392540
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>>717390024 (OP)
I've had an idea rattling around in my head about an SRPG set in and around a giant tower into the sky with 1000 randomly generated (with a new set of level themes, enemies, and etc every 20 - 25 levels) levels. You run a workshop in a town at the base of the tower and can use materials you harvest in the tower to create equipment and consumables which you can either use yourself or sell in your workshop. The NPCs are recruitable and can either join you in on a dungeon run or they can stay at your workshop and run it for you while you're away.

There'd be checkpoints so you don't have to climb all 1,000 floors in one go, but floors 850+ don't have any so the final stretch is a gauntlet.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:19:42 AM No.717392614
>>717392342
Fekkin baste. Crystal project was kino
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:22:29 AM No.717392743
>>717390546
This except Peace Walker. and I would sway Paz into joining my cause entirely rather than wavering until she's forced to act for cipher.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:23:45 AM No.717392819
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>>717392434
They didn't cost that much to make even 10 years ago. The Witcher 3, which is now a decade old, costed only $107 million (adjusted for inflation). Nintendo, even to this day, rarely ever spends more than $100 million on a game. You could fund 2 whole AAA Nintendo games with that money.

Just don't do what Sony (and their partners) do and you'll make your money go far.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:26:57 AM No.717392970
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>>717390024 (OP)
Portal 3
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:28:53 AM No.717393060
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>>717390024 (OP)
>been autisticly building a game in my head for years
>to scared to put my ideas to paper because I'm worried that it'll just be a Yiik level superflop
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:28:58 AM No.717393064
>>717392970
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:29:00 AM No.717393070
>>717392970
>Portals preserve momentum
He would just fall directly to the ground out of the top portal because he has no momentum.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:30:56 AM No.717393174
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>>717393070
I was actually on set with Buster Keaton when he filmed that scene. I can confirm that he did actually go flying out of the portal. It broke 3 of his ribs.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:31:23 AM No.717393193
>>717393070
Would he?
From his frame of reference, gravity is pulling him down by his feet... but also down towards the ground before the top portal... would he be ripped in half?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:32:28 AM No.717393252
>>717390145
anon,,,
the amount of indie games you could make with that money,,,
personally ill be making 100 H-Game clones of DoL and FreeCities desu
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:32:41 AM No.717393262
>>717393193
No, by the time the portal falls down on top of him, it's completely engulfed him. He would be swallowed whole by it and not sheared.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:32:46 AM No.717393264
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>>717393070
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:33:02 AM No.717393275
>win lottery
>pay small indie devs of games beloved on /v/ to stop releasing games
I would enjoy this endlessly
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:33:34 AM No.717393309
>>717390024 (OP)
I would fund new games for Neo Geo
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:34:08 AM No.717393335
>>717393264
>The cube never flies off the platform

Thank you for confirming my results, anon. Scientific confirmation is highly important for valid theories.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:34:42 AM No.717393360
>>717393252
You could make Degrees of Lewdity that's an actual game and not a text adventure.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:35:10 AM No.717393386
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>>717393335
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:36:22 AM No.717393449
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>>717393275
I'll buy a powerball ticket maybe once or twice a year and fantasize about all the ways I will give it away, spoil my friends and family, build new wings on hospitals, etc.
One time I won $4 in Mega Millions. I had to report it on my taxes that year, which made me feel like an idiot. You know what it's like to wake up to an e-mail from the state lottery saying that you won Mega Millions? About shit my pants.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:37:55 AM No.717393530
>>717390024 (OP)
Battlefield hardline sequel
but we add a new matchmode that is the arkham origins multiplayer mixed with Battlefield, two teams shooting each other while batman and robin have to takedown key targets and such
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:38:01 AM No.717393538
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>>717390024 (OP)
New Fallout game, maybe a spinoff set in Texas or something, tailored to what I want. It'd be cheaper than most since we can recycle shit as it is Bethesda nature.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
8/6/2025, 4:38:11 AM No.717393551
Two chicks at the same time.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:39:09 AM No.717393587
>>717393449
I won $100,000 on a scratch off and before I knew it my picture was being taken in the lotto office and posted directly on the website and I didn't even know that was a thing at the time. If you google my real name you can still find the post. People still sometimes try to reach out to me and ask for money. There are worse things that can happen.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:39:13 AM No.717393594
>>717393386
>rotation around a servo axis
The column the platform is mounted on would either break the rotation servo or the colum would get broken by the rotating portal platform from the twist force imparted by the servo motor.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:40:19 AM No.717393659
>>717393587
At least in every state I've lived in, those sort of 100 million+ lottery payouts are exempt from the rule of requiring you to basically expose yourself. So you just need to dream bigger, Anon. That way you can keep your privacy.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:43:01 AM No.717393808
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Scp style detective/action game where you play as a special investigator who specializes in sniffing out and containing anomalies.
You go around from location to location, interviewing witnesses, investigating areas, and finding clues to figure out what kind of anomaly you are dealing with and how to kill/contain it.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:44:11 AM No.717393865
>>717390024 (OP)
>Est. Cash Value: $203.9 Million
Is this what you actually get after taxes or something?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:44:40 AM No.717393896
>>717393808
So Control but good, or Control but even worse?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:45:16 AM No.717393929
if you work there pls tell me the numbers
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:45:41 AM No.717393949
>>717393865
Yes. In fact it's even less than that because you get paid a monthly check like an income salary, and it's total payout may last 80 to 100 years, so you'll die long before the total balance is paid to you.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:46:13 AM No.717393976
>>717393865
Yeah, minus your individual tax burden, whatever personal fees and back taxes you might owe
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:47:21 AM No.717394037
>>717393949
Lump sum and monthly payments are two separate things
You get more with monthly payments initially, but lump sum allows you to invest more and earn more long term
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:48:50 AM No.717394117
>>717390024 (OP)
At this point my dream game would be the game I actually make myself.
I could describe what I want on a mongolian basket weaving forum and maybe some indie dev or some corpo devs would take the idea and make it for me
but I'm at a point where I want to leave my own creative mark on the world.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:53:11 AM No.717394329
>>717393587
It's genuinely fucked up that they make you do that when you win the lottery. They're practically putting a big "PLEASE HARASS ME" sign over your head for the rest of your life.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:54:53 AM No.717394416
>>717390024 (OP)
Unfortunately the genre I enjoy are MMOs and $200m is not enough to make an MMO and have enough left over.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:55:08 AM No.717394426
>>717390024 (OP)
>win the lottery
>have to pay half of that to the state of Israel as tribute
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:58:14 AM No.717394567
>>717390024 (OP)
id buy a nuke and fire it at israel
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.717394641
>>717393252
You need a good idea and passion for a good indie game, not money. There is more than enough money around.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:01:11 AM No.717394726
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>>717393264
>>717393386
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:02:02 AM No.717394771
>>717390024 (OP)
Combination of Thief and Overlord where you control a group of goblin bitches and they help you rob mansions. Also they have fat tits and you fuck them
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:03:19 AM No.717394839
>>717393252
>personally ill be making 100 H-Game clones of DoL and FreeCities desu
>willingly giving your money to Mastercard/VISA for nothing in return
Might as well just give it to charity at that point desu. You're blowing your wealth on money laundering fronts regardless at least earn yourself some karmic credits in the process.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:31:05 AM No.717396159
>>717390024 (OP)
Babysitting cream with good art
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:31:09 AM No.717396168
>>717390024 (OP)
Assymetrical Game designed to facilitate anime-esque sequences like letting your opponent power up and aura farming and using the power of friendship
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:31:16 AM No.717396174
VR chat but cisgender.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:31:22 AM No.717396182
>>717394726
Fake and gay
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:35:04 AM No.717396386
>>717390024 (OP)
Subnautica, but instead of exploring an alien ocean, you're exploring an abandoned and overgrown alien underground complex
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:37:21 AM No.717396515
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>>717390024 (OP)
Three Houses/Hopes action RPG spinoff. Similar to how FF7 Rebirth is with its world and gameplay (not as complex gameplay because Iโ€™d want all chars to be playable).
I have an entire three act plot idea with M!Byleth and F!Shez as the leading chars. I even have cinematics storyboarded in my head. Iโ€™ve daydreamed about it too much.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:39:26 AM No.717396635
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>>717390024 (OP)
Monster Hunter but set in Ancient Greece. The monsters you hunt are mythical beasts like the Nemean Lion, Minotaur, Cyclops, and etc.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:40:58 AM No.717396713
>>717390024 (OP)
I will just keep hiring small studios to make MSX games for fun and giggles.