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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:31:44 PM No.717418890
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Why is there no modern expansive LotR games? Why is there no true LotR RPG? I don't wanna play as fucking Gollum, or dance around with bamham combat, or grind though a 2007 WoW rip off, I don't wanna play fucking hobbit harvest moon. JUST LET ME BE A DWARF N' SHIIIET FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! Oh wait... AMAZON is making a new LotR MMO??? BLOW MY BRAINS OUT ALREADY! Wowee a card game! How exciting! LEGO! I LOVE LEGOS! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

Only good LotR experiences on PC at least are found in mods for other games.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:35:22 PM No.717419052
Jews and browns are currently pissing and shitting over their own feet in comically failed attempts to disgrace and demean the story is why
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:36:27 PM No.717419112
>>717418890 (OP)
Because LotR is an established setting. Trying to make a game out of it would require so many changes that you'd be playing elaborate monetized fanfiction.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:36:36 PM No.717419119
ROTK is one of the best 3D beat em ups of all time
I'd only rate the Warriors higher
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:37:21 PM No.717419156
>>717418890 (OP)
>JUST LET ME BE A DWARF
Ew
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:41:03 PM No.717419334
>>717419112
there needs to be no changes from the books. it's literally a 1:1 road map for an rpg. People are just too fucking stupid to execute it
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:43:16 PM No.717419409
bfme and return of the king are the only lotr games you need.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:46:30 PM No.717419567
>>717418890 (OP)
Because the setting that's best for a video game (Beleriand) is only known to mega nerds. There would be no Gandalf, Sauron, Moria, Aragorn, Rohan, Gollum, Ring, Bilbo... it would be great, but unmarketable (or at least that's how executives would see it).
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:01:48 PM No.717420278
>>717418890 (OP)
>JUST LET ME BE A DWARF N' SHIIIET FOR FUCKS SAKE!!
That reminds me, was https://store.steampowered.com/app/2933130/The_Lord_of_the_Rings_Return_to_Moria/ any good?

Also LOTRO does exist still and i'm pretty sure it's got enough mapped out that you can retrace the entire journey of the fellowship.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:04:47 PM No.717420432
>>717418890 (OP)
LotR is better as books.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:23:13 PM No.717421375
I hope no developer ever touches it again. A good video game hasn't been released in 20 years. It's bad enough modern television is making yet another adaptation. They've ruined absolutely every other fantasy series they've touched and I'd rather LotR get left alone.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:27:09 PM No.717421610
>>717418890 (OP)
Making a good AAA rpg is already a monumental task and you asking for that + using lotr correctly

Right now only warhorse can do that.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:29:38 PM No.717421768
>>717418890 (OP)
Isn't Amazon doing a mmo? Also, my guess are the rights are a mess and that Amazon probably has the cool stuff.