>”the Mario mandate must go! Let these characters be different and expressive!”
>picrel
>”NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!! THATS WOKEY KONG NOT DONKEY KONG, WHY HE TONGUE OUT WHY HE BEING EXPRESSIVE”

Ohhh but the Mario mandate was le bad!! Could it be that maybe…. JUST MAYBE…. There was a fucking reason Nintendo implemented it in the first place? Could it be that the best person to manage their IP would be the original creators and holders themselves….? But no, PM fags spearheaded this shit with their retarded paper Mario SOUL crusade, and now it’s a serious problem. This is now the face of DK. And now you see why the Mario Mandate was so vital, so integral not just for identity, but for actual soul to still arise. Now, this is what we get. Nevermind the fact that Nu Kong is a genuine slobbering ahegao retard, that’s not even the worst part, and can easily be overlooked. It’s almost like a slap in the face really.

yeah, they know mario fans are exclusively the most deranged autists alive, all unnecessary changes are verboten

didn't read but i agree

>oooooohhh transnana

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE CHILDRENS GAME PROTAGONIST CANT BE SILLY AND GOOFY

>>717436343
cute shark teeth

>>717435948 (OP)
The Mario mandate is almost over.

I love humiliation ritual threads

>>717435948 (OP)
get back to work, tanabe

>>717435948 (OP)
Hi there E, I see you’re back at it again with your shitty pointless hate crusade huh? Can you afford a Switch yet?

>>717436612
>E
aww, did you get wordfiltered?

>>717435948 (OP)
Listen, I was going to complain no matter what Nintendo does. I don't even care about video games, I'm just shamelessly addicted to complaining about everything I can imagine. It's not my fault that nothing that anyone can ever do will ever be enough to satisfy me. It's not enough that I'm deliberately impossible to please. It's everyone's fault but mine for not trying harder to reach an intentionally impossible goal so I can feel powerful and important by watching them inevitably fail.

E is at it again everyone. Do not openly reply to him to give him (You)s, but if you must make sure you tell him to take his meds and to grow up.

>>717436343
Nice damage control, E. you really got ‘em now…!

>>717436612
>>717436661
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>>717436913
QRD? Is he talking about Eustace

The Mario mandate is almost over.
Mario might have a daughter, but we don't know yet.

>>717437027
Eric, a Nintendo boogeyman that doesn’t even fucking exist. nintendo is essentially free of any and all criticism the moment Eric (sometimes shortened to just ‘E’ because toddlers are that genuinely fucking scared of him like he’s Voldemort if some shit) is mentioned in any thread.

>>717436726
Imagine getting mad that someone is making fun of/shitting on a corporation. You honestly just have to be completely embarrassed at yourself as a human-being to be like that. Also likely an atheist.

>>717435948 (OP)
Looks fine to me.

>>717437356
stop raping dogs eric
it was bad enough when you said 10 million was impossible for nintendGODS but in a few quarters that will be reality

>>717437356
Hahaha keep it up, E! I’m sure you’ll convince someone with your drivel.

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>>717437057
Same character from Odyssey and DK ‘94
She’ll be named “Young Pauline” when they inevitably add her to Mario Kart
And you’ll latch onto some other autistic schizo theory that you want to force into every discussion about a game like the lunatic attention whore you are

>>717435948 (OP)
OH TRANANA