>gameplay everyone knows but nobody plays

>>717440327 (OP)
>tfw no games where you can be a centurion with a machine gun

>2025... I am forgotten

True lost media are the games in mobile ads

>>717440782
everyone's too busy playing it to talk about it

>Fake Video game ad
>Guy in the ad says its a real game. NOT fake
>its fake

>that fucking ad that keeps popping up for a literal clone of a recent PC indie game
you know the one. uses the same music and art assets but its a chinese company so you cannot sue them

>>717440973
They keep doing it so this strategy must work right? Are there people out there who download one of these shitty mobile games, see that it isn't what they were advertised and then just... keep playing it and spend money on it?

>>717440973
100 years from now this gameplay will be an urban legend like Polybius

>>717440327 (OP)
i would unironically play this clone since that is the actual gameplay and the game itself is decent but last time i touched it it was very badly optimized.

>>717441193
it's normie farming

The most successful model for milking whales is either gacha or city builders. The thing they are advertising is a minigame at best, within that framework, when it exists at all. I hate that moment to moment good times have taken a backseat to formulaic idiot milkers.

>>717441142
I actually don't. I block all ads.

>>717441368
>they want the spam caller equivalent of player retention
okay but why? it doesn't explain if it's more profitable or not.

>>717440782
everyone's too busy be sponsored by it to talk about it

>>717441378
you thirsty for tits or something milkman?

>>717441547
because you are searching for a needle in a haystack.
the more installs you have the more likely you are to find said needle (whale)

>>717440782
the pay must be fantastic for fagtubers to be shilling this dogshit game all the time

>>717441368
Do they get paid per install or something? What's the point?

>>717441547
>but why?
More installs probably gives them better placement in store apps. More reviews definitely does.

>>717440782

>>717441528
office tablet buddy. normies dont block ads and hoooly shit is it bad now haha they get served 3-5min ads every 2mins of video they watch lol
not even in the old days of emoji pop ups was it this bad hahaha

>>717440973
>fag on ad is watching the same ad
>player completely sucks as usual
>fag acts like he's playing with over the top commentary
>no fingers moving on the phone, doesnt even turn it over to show
>says its not fake
>its fake
And it's ragebait... What is up with the blatant lies to play chinese gacha?

>>717441840
Had to make sure. Incredible, that explain all the sponsorships.

>>717440327 (OP)

>>717442010
This reminds of that mafia one. You all know the one

>>717441840
>>717441981
Wow, i didnt even bother to look up the creators. I assumed chinese, but that makes sense for the cgi ads with marvel-tier quips.

>>717441721
Yes. If 10k jeets install even if 1% of those are gambling addicts (the rate it much higher) thats 100 addicts you just hooked who will drop hundreds of dollars each buying shit.
Its all predatory.

>>717441981
>Coin Master
bro...

>>717441981
Oh this is a treat.

>Judgement: Apocalypse Survival Simulation

>>717441840

Are they being funded by American tax dollars.

>>717441651
They will sponsor fucking anyone the moment you can be sponsored. Once I hit affiliate on Twitch a few years back, within a couple weeks I got a sponsorship offer from them. I just ignored it outright. Every now and again I'll get another offer from them, but not one other potential sponsor has ever contacted me.

>>717442305
Raid: Shadow Legends is our greatest ally.

>>717441563
Sure am, send your mom on over!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgVbUYZsZXc
Sorry, bros but the jewish Alice makes my dick twitch...

>>717442096
That is precisely what they're mimicking, anon.

>>717441651
A few vtubers I watch said the payment ranged from $3000 to $6000 for an hour of shilling.

>>717442706
That is some good money. I would be a good goy and shill for Raid too if I could. How do they afford to do this?

>>717440482
Kingmakers will be a bit like this. by the guys who made road redemption

>>717442854
>>717442305

>>717440327 (OP)
I looked at the highest grossing games the other day and this shit (or something that looks like it) is actually in the top 10???
I don't understand mobile games, bros...

>>717442358
How much were they going to pay? It must be decent to warrant so many streamers doing it

>>717442854
the game unironically makes a shit ton of money
i'm not joking

I used to occasionally play the ad demo when they constantly popped up on grindr, half of the time the game they have you play is actually way harder than what it shows being played to try and trick you into thinking "aww man i messed up i better download and try it again". Otherwise theyre absurdly easy but either way theyre not fun at all

>>717444945
>on grindr

>>717445771
That's what he said.

>>717445972
It*