SEX WITH GOLD SHIP

>>717446315 (OP)
reverse the roles. There's not enough big bitches being subs in this world.

>>717446591
why would a 10 foot tall horse girl be a sub, would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?

>>717446315 (OP)
canonically my wife

>>717446315 (OP)
How long until mods apply GR15 to this game as well?

>>717446682
Because it's a woman, retard

>>717446315 (OP)
Leave the animals alone

>>717446682
>10 foot tall horse girl
Not tall enough.

>>717447249
>Not tall enough.
12 feet or 10 meters?

>>717446682
what a retarded question

>>717446591
Shes not being a dom, Gold Ship is so schizo that her normal behavior looks like shes domming you

>>717446315 (OP)
>no horseshoes
ruined

>>717446682
because it is hot to imagine making a giant woman cum buckets with my normal man dick

>>717447481
>12 feet or 10 meters?
Bigger.

>>717447875
Understandable

>>717446591
she lets you take control in bed

>>717446315 (OP)
why is that trainer such a tard?

>>717448863
giwtwm
there's 0 porn with giant women x short guys and its just normal sex, its always like weird fetish content

>>717446914
>woman
That's a stallion, Anon.

>>717448969
Nikka type larger_female on rule 34

>>717449129
I need doujins at the very minimum, can't goon to still pics
i'll check ex

>>717449129
tall girl on exhentai?

No hooves?

>>717446315 (OP)
someone explain the story to me

humans can have kids with the horse girls?

are the kids always horse people?

are there horse boys or just horse girls?

I don't play this game at all but I sure do like this girl a lot.

>>717446682
>why would a 10 foot tall horse girl be a sub
Because she's a woman.

>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
No because I'm a man.

I do not want to be fucked by the giant horse woman, I want to fuck the giant horse woman.

>>717446682
>why would a 10 foot tall horse girl be a sub
because IRL horses submissive to humans despite being larger and stronger

>>717449553
It's a parasite species that's female only and requires other specie's males for reproduction.
Like Nightsisters in Star Wars

>>717449553
Horse girls love to race. They have the reincarnated spirits of horses from our world.

Yes.

They can be a human male or horse girl.

Just horse girls.

>>717446315 (OP)
NEED

sex with horses

more like gold shit

>>717450001
>>717450046
And you're telling me this isn't supposed to be porn?

>>717448362
Brain damage from all the missile dropkicks at Mach speed

>no gold ship
wdtmbt

>>717446315 (OP)
I bet she'd take pregnancy well. Maybe.

>>717450276
these look like shitty watches for kids

>>717450276
Almost got the Mcqueen one until I realized I don't ever wear watches

>>717450276
My precious C.B. for me

you will be bottoming

>>717449553
>are there horse boys or just horse girls?
They're all girls, but you can tell which horse girl is a "boy" by which of their ears is decorated. Gold Ship is male, for example.

I cannot recognize goldship without her red racing outfit and/or her weird ear guard things. so I kinda hate when people draw her swimsuit skin, it just isn't the same, she really needs that red color contrast imo

>>717450334
Why do I want to push her down?

>>717447481
Oh I like this art, a little muscular but still generally feminine

>>717446682
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
Absolutely

>>717450651

>>717446682
>10 foot horse girl acts all cocky
>plastic bag blows by
>she freaks out and loses her mind

>>717450703
This was a good one.

>>717449553
Dead horses get Isekai'd into our world, reincarnated as cute girls. Yes, even the stallions. Gold Ship sired roughly 500 kids.

>>717450219
it's not.
it is purely the recreation of historical japanese horse racing, but in cute girl form with the lore existing to explain why stallions were reborn as women.

>>717450909
>play stalker 2
>casually stroll in the zone and hear weird ass noises around me
>suddenly some bloby shit show up
>blast 2 shotgun shell at it
>it was a plastic bag
i can understand how these horses feel

>>717449430
And no horsepussy either...

>>717446682
Because irl horses love human cock and were waaaay smaller.

why are horses irl submissive towards humans?

>>717450219
It's gambling hidden as an idol thing.

>>717451648
you would be submissive to an alien species thats way smarter and more capable than you, but gives you everything you could ever want

>>717451648
same reason why wolves became dogs
>humans have food
>humans gave us food
>now humans are friends
simple as

>>717451648
Thousands of years of domestication. Also breaking a horse in involves literally draining the fight out of it.

just finished gooning to goldship impregating a mare with a futacock doujin

no longer horny, bye

>>717446315 (OP)
Looks at thoose pits anons...

>>717451872
Source?

>>717451934
[NB] Rice Shower VS Futa Gold Ship (Uma Musume Pretty Derby) [English] [Wiimouto] [Decensored] [Digital]

I like this honse. She's very cute (and nice) for a 1star

>>717451648
Pack animals (horses, dogs, cows, etc) are genetically programmed to be submissive toward whoever they feel is a higher ranked member of the pack.
Generally this will include their human caretaker.
That's why we could domesticate cows and horses but not zebras and wildebeest, because the later are more of lose anarchy than actual group, so we can't just insert ourselves as pack leader and call it a day.

>>717451961
GIWTWM

>>717452189
Horses don't operate as a hierarchical pack. There's a stud and there's a lead mare, the human is neither.

>>717451961
>no stomach_deformation
>no cumflation

>>717451912

>>717446682
Because its hot

>>717451912
Why make disgusting, just draw normal armpits

>>717446682
Are you retarded? Or gay?

Goldship is a male horse.

>>717452787
Nobody cares

>>717447875
>>717448059
Imagine she made you rub her massive feet haha

>>717453014

>>717452787
And Gold Ship is a futa uma.

>>717453121
Oh, okay good.

>>717452787
And?
We were going to stick futa horsecock on all of them anyway.
That just make it kinda canon.

>>717453095

>>717446682
10 feet tall horse girl thinks she's 5'0

>>717453573
Actually, this just makes her think you're bigger and more durable than you really are, so she ends up being rougher with you.

>>717453762
Can confirm it takes a while to get it through a horse's head that they have to be gentle when biting you.

>Irl Gold Ship was so good at mating, mares fell in love with him
She's isn't gonna have sex with you, she's gonna make LOVE with you

Goldships big floppy horsecock hard and erect as you fuck her...

>>717454036
>sex so good you stop being attracted to other umas

>>717453887
>pokes everything with lips
>might chomp you at any moment for lulz

>>717454036
Why is Gold Ship such an anomaly?

>>717446315 (OP)
that’s a horse, take meds.

>>717454128
I BET YOU’RE THE KIND OF ANON TO FUCK AN UMA IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE EM A REACH-AROUND

>>717450276
>no maruzensky
is she not popular in japan?

>>717453121
>gold ship will only take a race seriously if she fucks younger trainers with her massive horse cock

>>717449553
Would you believe me if I told you Umas are the next step in human evolution and are set to replace human women? Umas can only birth other umas or human males

>>717446315 (OP)
I believe having sex with a horse is unethical so please stop spreading horse fucking propaganda.

>>717454235
Apparently it was an inherited trait (source: some youtube sloprts video i watched once)

>>717454781
Apparently mares are human cock sluts and fall in wetness with their handlers

>>717451912
>>717448059

>>717454450
I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

>>717454781
Out of curiosity, do you think eating horses or butchering them for other byproducts is ethical?

>>717454781
Mares should stop forcing their caretakers to fuck them during their heats.

>>717451341
Not just the dead horses, a good bunch of the IRL ones they are based on are still alive. 2 of the biggest memes which are Gold Ship and Haru Urara are still alive today, same goes for all the Umas based on horses foaled these past 20 years.
>>717450219
It gets a bit close in a few spots, some of the girls have relatively lewd costumes but they generally try to keep it to a more tame degree and any relationships the trainer has with the Umas stay platonic, with a few pushing towards being serious about it.

>>717454781
Horse fucking is the right of kings

>>717454975
D...Does this really happen?

>>717454486
She's based on a really old horse and many dont know IRL Maruzensky's story, the one thats an exception to that rule is Symboli Rudolph (who's there), and i assume they picked these girls and not Golshi or Urara because it was up to the watch makers to pick who they wanted to make watches for.

>>717454894
>>717454975
genuinely why are they like this
is it cause all women regardless of species are golddigging whores and they wanna get with the "pact leader" as we talked about before?

>>717455056
And the Celtic goddess of horse fucking is one of the rare non-Roman god that managed to get worshiped in Rome itself.
Then the japs stole her to make vidya about elves and shit.

>>717455256
Affection in nature is mostly reserved for mothers interacting with very young offspring, so when apes discovered you can do it with adults it was a social game changer

>>717454235
His dad is Stay Gold, who was also a crazy horse, all his children are, and so are Golshi's except for like 2-3, it sometimes just happens, some horses can be more tame, timid, wild, easily pissed off or more tolerant.
There's probably other Gold Ships out there but he has the benefit of being a really succesful racehorse and to be born in the modern era to have all his antics documented. And out of the entire Stay Gold family, he's the most "friendly" about his goofiness, the others like Fenomeno are much more aggressive.

>>717455321
They got the colors wrong too, Epona is a pale mare

>>717446591
HOLY FUCKING FPBP

>>717450219

>>717456093
Well why else would a drawing have massive boobs?

>>717456093
idk if that guy can really try to make that argument when his comic is, in fact, "the joke is porn" https://exhentai.org/g/3469875/25dba35781/

>>717456093
>>717456179
All I'm gonna say is that if your boobs have their own place at the table, people are going to start putting their attention on boobs.

>>717446682
>the dom/sub dynamic is correlated to size and attitude and not just sex play
Spot the virgin.

>>717446315 (OP)
Limbus company download future

Sex with super creek?

>>717446315 (OP)
I agree

>>717456608
I don't like his girls, too caricatural for my taste, but he does have a few actually funny jokes in there.

>>717454235
look at this fucking asshole

>>717457110
Golshi!

>>717457223
Imagine mud wrestling with Goldshi brehs....

>>717454701
>>717449553
Uma + Human male = most of the time uma but can also be human with uma gene
Normal Human + Uma gene human = potentially Uma
Also reminder that Ireland is a uma lead Monarchy protected by the Irish Royal Army aka IRA

>>717457049
I three-starred her and have her in my home lobby because she has a calming presence...plus her tits are fucking massive!

>>717446315 (OP)
She's 170cm how fucking small are you

>>717446682
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
YES?!

>>717455248
a shame, she'd have a really cool, stylish watch based on her ferrari colour scheme

>>717446682
Because Humans rendered Sabertooths and Mammoths, with multitudes of higher masses and sizes, extinct using such methods of violence, that the rest of the planet pretty much gave up.

>>717446315 (OP)
Never played this game, but this bitch is UGLY

>>717457485
Based mama chad

>>717446682
Lol feminist faggot

>>717457775
shes goofy and cute!

>>717446682
Because dominant anime girls are scary

There are much better animes out there. Why is this one getting all the attention?

>>717457775
There's like a billion horse girls in the game and goldship is not supposed to be cute or hot. Just a secretly powerful wildcard with a goofy personality

Dominant super creek

>>717457110
POV: my balls

>>717458109
its really trendy right now
the gameplay is fun

>>717458109
horse girls are cool.

>>717458109
Jews

>>717458109
Because it just got a worldwide release for a wildly successful game tied to it was JP exclusive for the past few years.

The game is fun and surprisingly well made. The horse girls are all based off real race horses and even their stories in the games/anime reflect the stories of the horses in real life. Even their designs have references to how the jockeys IRL looked and the girl will have a different colored shoe beacuse the horse had a white foot and that sort of thing. Crazy attention to detail drawn from real life influences, addictive gameplay, cute girls.

>>717458246
nope it's the JRA and Cygames doing their work

>>717458375

>>717458375
>>717458564
Why do horses always make such retarded faces?

>>717458375
>>717458564
Jews

>>717458793
Because they got weird heads?

>>717458814
that's a horse

>>717458897
Then explain the Star of David on her cap.

>>717458897
lol her eyes are so far apart what a retard

>>717458991
That's a diamond

This is a horse's foot.

>>717459034
Made you look though!

>>717459040
and these are horse shoes

>>717458991
Are you a fucking retard, or just a regular retard.
If you're a fucking retard I hope at the very least you've been spayed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwRDg3plVtI
Will we ever get Deep Impact?

>>717458109
Imagine a girl, but with a mare pussy

>>717450703

>>717454176
>filename
that's johnny cage from MK retard

>>717460162
(C84) [774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama no Geboku | Suzuka-sama's Servant [English] [Trinity Translations Team]

found it from this thread myself

>>717460162
>>717460881
>there are people who don't recognize nanashi's old work on sight
Grim.

>>717460881
a classic

>>717446682
>why would a 10-foot-tall horse girl be a sub
I fuck her to submission.
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
Yes, as long as she doesn't piss me off, her butthole won't hurt

>>717460162
>not immediately recognizing nanashi's art

>>717461070
>>717461003
i don't know who that is, I only jack off to futa doujins usually

>>717461159
fair enough. he doesn't do futa or yaoi stuff

>>717461049
sauce?

>>717461490
Hatsukoi no Hito -Moshi Aishou Batsugun na Papakatsu Musume ga Musume ni Natte 24-jikan Hame Houdai ni Nattara

>>717450276
I would buy one if they weren't nearly $200 and I've got the money to spare.

>>717455215
Sort of. They'll rub their butts against stuff when they go into heat, and if a human is there, well...

>>717446682
There are troons who are over 6 feet tall that bottom for guys shorter than them.
It happens.

>>717452038
>the face she makes after debuffing your ace's stamina and making you lose your CM match

>>717458109
>2010 is the decade of cartoon horses
>2020 is the decade of anime horse girls
>2030 is the decade of ??? horses

>>717463271
Real horses

>>717452038
>d4c ears
what does it mean???

are there really people who want to be impreganted by Gold Ship?

>>717463271
IRL horses, baby
WE'RE GOING GAMBLING LET'S GO BABY LET'S GO, BET IT ALL ON THE HORSIES MY MARRIAGE IS RIDING ON THIS

>>717464126
You're marrying the horse?

500 children btw

SHOOT ALL GACHANIGGERS IN THE HEAD

>>717464408
well the implication was supposed to be my wife would divorce me if I lost all our rent money, but sure, I'll marry Gold Ship and pump her full of mares while she beats the fuck out of me

>>717446315 (OP)
goldship fucks

Do stallions actually get to fuck mares or just horse fleshlights?

>>717461159
>>717461484
If it makes you feel better you're both equally gay.

>>717463271
I liked cartoon horses before it was cool.

>>717463271
Can we ditch cars for horses?

Gold Ship? More like Dark Ship, AMIRITE?

I love mambo
she's cute

>>717464479

>>717465494
goldship hates ns

>>717465494
Horses hate niggers.

>>717446591
Based normbreaker

>>717465494
>GET YOUR DIRTY STINKING HANDS OFF MY SISTER, YOU PORCHMONKEY

>>717465494
Gold ship only fucks young girls amd gets em pregnant every time

>horse girls
>should be a roster of girls with chun li legs
>instead they are all sticcs.
missed opportunity. could have made this game a thigh museum.

>>717446315 (OP)
You like big muscle bitches because you’re a faggot that wants to be dominated. I like big muscle bitches because I like a challenge.

>>717446682
Lol

>>717465946
>>717465906
>>717465881
>>717465763
You weebs are not horses. They smell better.

>>717454614
Canon.

>>717467708
based

>>717456093
>female only species that has to breed with human men in order to continue existing
>totally not a porn plot

>>717463271
Alien horses.

Would is the horse girl equivalent of the Mr. Hands incident?

>>717454936
ALRIGHT! TIME FOR MY 3 WISHES SHENRON!

I'm at the stage where I started watching real life wild horse training videos.

>>717465494
Now generate her clapping that bucks cheeks with her colossal futa horsecock.

>>717458793
because stay gold son, like father like son

>>717465494
I'm black and this is cringe. I don't look anything like this. When is somebody going a draw a skinny black nerd fucking a white girl?

>>717468506
kekaroo

>>717469194
>when will someone else give me this thing that I could do myself

Does the concert change depending on what place ur uma gets?

>>717469397
Drawing is tedious and it's pretty demoralizing to send all that effort creating trash you aren't proud of. I'd rather commission it from someone else.

https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY?si=RG-vHSJepAmUUYBF
Golshi behavior

>>717454036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clb5fTXOSFM
kek made me think of this

>>717450546
>>717451341
I wonder if in that universe futas with horsecocks are canon and I wonder how they interact with other female horses and human males

>>717454036
>>717454842
>>717455752
Gold Ship is an example of God being a better writer than any other manga author.
>Kicks out at his handlers and supposedly sent 6 of them to a hospital
>One time thought he was going to fuck a mare, but instead, he went to a meet and greet with an erection
>Crab walked to show off during the entrance ceremony of the Arc de Triomphe while his Jockey couldn't do shit about it
>His own jockey constantly prayed he acts normal.
>He understands what a camera is and likes to make funny faces
>Gold Ship supposedly understood human language, implying everything he did was just to be a dick or a smartass.
>Threw a race and burnt 12 billion yen either because the horse next to him pissed him off, or he just didn't feel like it.
>Gold Ship's caretaker, Mr. Imanami, played Uma Musume and said she's damn near accurate but tame in comparison to the horse

I might be retarded.
How do you spark farm? is it completely RNG? I wanna try starting doing runs with a "purpose" on mind so I can actually get better and better horses
But I truly do not understand how even I should start runs and what lineage I should use.
I understand that the more stars in something the better, so 3* speed is what you are looking for if you want speed and so on.
But how does it work for other shit like aptitudes for distance or style?

>>717446315 (OP)

Do not fornicate with ungulates.

>>717473813
the Egyptian umas definitely bullied the Israelite umas

>>717454235
He's much smarter than the average horse which gives him much more personality than the average horse combined with the exposure he gets as a big name race horse.

>>717458109
horseracing has been popular since man first started riding horses
this is horse racing but also anime girls and gacha
no shit it'd be mega popular as FotM and then keep a sizable audience afterwards

>>717461070
i never looked at his old, bully centric shit

>>717446315 (OP)

>>717452352
>the human is neither.
>he doesn't know
AHAHAHAHAHA
fool

>>717460036
As far as i know, his owners do not want him to be in the game
>>717474070
It is 100% RNG but the higher your points on a stat are, the higher chances you have of getting a higher star spark of that stat, i.e an Uma with 1200 speed has more chances to get a 3* spark than one with 800 speed.
You can get sparks for distances and styles, and the higher quality they are, the better it'll pass down, a 1 star dirt spark bumps G up to E for an Uma's proficiency in dirt running, 2 stars lift it further.
If you get a spark on a race type you get more base stats and skill points, if you land a spark on a skill, that skill will be available from the start for you to train the Uma that took that legacy with a hint included. Higher stars means better hints.

>>717474070
>How do you spark farm? is it completely RNG?
At the moment yes. There is a feature that will be implemented later that will let you reroll the spark you get and another feature that lets you preload a spark you want (I think it works that way?), there is also an event that will let you level up the stars of your spark so you could get a 2 star spark and make it 3.

>>717477425
>his owners do not want him to be in the game
why

>>717477668
They probably don't want to deal with the attention it brings from otakus and now foreigners

>>717446315 (OP)

>>717446315 (OP)
Why can't Gold Ship say "hello" like a normal person?

>>717446591
FPBP
>>717446682
I'm a man, so I wouldn't be a sub for any girl.

>>717459040
cute feet desu

>>717454701
I had a dream where I cured racism by genetically modifying black women to only give birth to white men or cute black girls with fat asses. White women extinct.

>>717471997
>>Threw a race and burnt 12 billion yen either because the horse next to him pissed him off, or he just didn't feel like it.
If you watch the video its very clearly that Goldship got pissed off by the horse next to him distracting him from the starting gun.
He even looked incredibly ashamed after the loss by avoiding cameras and looking at his owner.
He KNEW he fucked up massively. Over petty rivally bs.
It's kinda based.

>>717446591
This is fake, propaganda. She's only 170cm. Download the game, NOW

>>717446315 (OP)
you just know she would make some absolutely retarded faces while fucking you to make you even more humiliated to be aroused by her

>>717452189
>not zebras
Whites did that in like 20 years. Animals were domesticated because they lived around White people.

>>717455056
((()))

>>717475435
>Two threads
TRANNIES
JANNIE TRANNIES

>>717477668
Deep impact's owners gave them steroids and they dont want to get any more scrutiny on their asses lest the Yakuza feed them their own balls

>>717479030
huh?

>>717465494
Nigga finally plays her game

>>717465494
>wasting slop on cuckshit instead of her massive futa cock
kys

>>717478939
What's with the echoes?

>>717446682
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
You fucked up, this place if full of pedos and shortstack goblin lovers, you fucked up with this one.

>>717479858
Wanting to fuck a shortstack=/= want to sub for some Tommy mommy shit
I want to furiously fuck a shortstack until we're both so exhausted all we can do lovingly hold each other close, not have her stw on my cock or whatever shit femdom fags are into.

>>717474070
abs. on. face. now.

>>717446315 (OP)
uma musume fandom is the new pony fandom but less worse and you cannot change my mind about it

>>717447249
>>717447875
>>717448059
>>717454936
Giantess fags are a menace that spread like cockroaches it's unreal

>>717481430
I know that feel, bro. Goblin girls, WoW gnomes, yordles, 3'7 thicc succubi....I can't cum to anything else

>>717478554

>>717481720
Eclipse, Sunday Silence, and Goldship. There's gotta be some kind of divinity in them, are we sure they're not related to the horse that fucked Loki?

>>717481720
Imagine having a fucking cool name like Eclipse and then they call your kid Potoooooooo.

>>717481720
What the fuck. And here I thought it was just some goofy engrish that they thought sounded cool. I guess I should have known better with the attention to detail on character designs being influenced by the real horses.

>>717482335
His grandsire was named Squirt, it's a 50/50 chance they'll have a cool or silly name.

>>717482423
Trannies' favorite horse...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ack_Ack_(horse)

War uma spin off when.

>>717482442
>Grandsire: Armageddon
>Sire: Battle Joined

>>717446315 (OP)
Enjoy your sore ass, OP.

why do horses have stupid names

>>717483245
Funny names gain more attention, more attention = more people betting on it, even just for kicks.
Like, would you give a fuck about Skibidi Rizz if he wasn't named Skibidi Rizz?

>>717446315 (OP)
>see all those memes about gold ship being heavier than 2B and is often drawn massive
>assumed they are tall in canon
>gold ship is just 170cm (5'7")
So all those memes with them drawn tall are just made up and they are basically normal girls with animal ears and tail?

>>717483245
the commentators are forced to say your horses stupid name when its racing.

>>717481910
Macro Falco

>>717483316
They got different physiology for sure but they might appear like regular girls. They are strong as fuck. Think male strongman/bodybuilder levels of strong as fuck.

>>717483316
That's actually super tall for a Japanese women.

goldship is hot but i'll never play a gatcha game

>>717463271
virtual or augmented reality horses

>>717446315 (OP)
Is it too late to start the game now? How much do you miss

>>717446315 (OP)
>sex with an actual horse
You gambling addicts are freaks, play real games

>>717483770
Super tall is 175cm for a Japanese woman, if you are above that you are towering above most of their women hence why Japanese women have a cut off for dating men below 5'8.

>>717483606
the average uma could KILL the strongest men with ease

>>717483817
You missed the Kitasan banner, but tomorrow is the Gold Ship week event where you get a bunch of stuff + carats for playing.

>>717483957
Yes, but Uma are kind to men (unless its Goldshit), they don't have a bad bone in their body usually to seek out harmful behavior towards humans, but imagine having one of them ride your dick, you would be snu-snu'd.

>>717482512
>Literally started the gender reveal party thing because some cadet fucked up and let her get knocked up by an army horse instead of celebrity race horse.

>>717482512

>>717482512
> Set it in 18th century (nappy fun!)
Would be kino instead.

>>717484265
That's more war medals than most of the USA presidents.

>>717483245
Names are given at birth and can't be repeats of another living horse, so they name them nonsens that 100% hasn't been taken

I want to draw horsegirls, give me fun or lewd ideas.

>>717483316
Yea, but many people don't care and will continue to pretand they're 2+ meters tall

>>717484310
Newsflash most US presidents didn't fight in any actual wars. American Presidents however are the Supreme Commander of the United States Armed Forces so uhh... Yeah. They are the King Piece you don't want to risk losing them, let them handle important decisions and be the fall guy for all the shit.

>>717446315 (OP)
REPRODUCTIVE CUDDLING

>>717483957
I see no problem with that

>>717484546
> Getting snu snu'd.
I see that's your fetish?

>>717481720
>we do this to horses but doing this to humanity is somehow considered evil
Imagine all the gigachads and superstacies we could have had by now.

>>717483316
It's all made up. They're not real. So they can be whatever you want them to be.

>>717457425
There's literally no example of the second one happening in any of the source material, so it's just head canon.

>>717446682
Because men are superior to women.

>>717484323
Gold Ship wifeslop

>>717484416
Can't exactly earn medals if the big baby born with silver spoon in hand dodged the draft.

>>717483316
They only look tall compared the the japanese

>>717484323
Mongol Umas being lead by the khan uma

>>717484847
>Uma towering over Japanese people
>Same Uma is normal-sized among Europeans

>>717484740
Bud that would mean that umas can very quickly go extinct if they don't mate enough or if they mate a bit too much
Personally i prefer my own theory it would explain why umas and humanity havent gone extinct by removing human females, i refuse to believe that there are males that settle for human female when you have umas

>>717484905
Brand new etymology unlocked for Umman Manda

>Umamusume cuddling, but she doesn't relax her grip until she falls asleep

>>717484774
Even if that women is taller than you and can knock you out with a slap in the face, anon? Who's superior now?

Is Kitasan black meme

>>717484810
Name as many presidents with actual time in service though as you can. Go ahead, just use numbers.

>>717452695
Hey everyone this guys a huge faggot.

Looking for a Gold Ship meme/crop where she has a silly/aheago face and you can see cum shoot out of the screen, implied to be from her huge futa cock.

>>717485264
I'm lazy so I'll just use AI.

>>717485065
What are they fighting for?

>>717485264
More than 50%.

Imagine getting uma'd

>>717485440
31 out of 52 presidents or what you have isn't that bad. Presidents don't require military service but can also just have political career as a way to be a president hence Clinton (no military service, bombing kids doesn't count and raping them doesn't count either) was his opponent so it was clear why Trump was voted in instead of a woman with only political career. Nobody supported Vietnam war by the way afterwards so nobody saw dodging that specific war as a huge L.

>>717485531
My hugs.

>>717484847
Literally made to fuck human trainers with her BHC

I prefer my imoutowife Rice Shower (not heel btw)

>>717485640
>living peacefully
>village gets raided
>you're dragged off
>fear the worst
>instead they use you as a teddybear and cuddle you like spoiled children
Oh no?!

Grass Wonder got fat post-retirement in real life so expect your Uma to get puffy

>>717485627
Trump didn't even have a political career. He DID lose a fuckload of his grandfather's and father's money, though. And ran a bunch of businesses into the ground. Now he can continue running a country into the ground. Of course, you can always start another business to make money back. Think you can do it with a country?

>>717446315 (OP)
i want to spray her with a hose

>>717485760
Yes, with ease. Look at Korea and Taiwan, successful.

>>717485749
That would be hooooooorible. I don't want my fellow villagers to suffer, so I'll sacrifice myself to such horrors.

Why do I hear boss music...?

>>717485959
She can run 40mph and benchpress more than 450 lb. He's not going anywhere.

>>717485959

Can someone explain the sparking event that's supposed to come out in the future?

>>717486256
supposedly in January there's going to be a banner where you can spark any of the previous 3* trainees

>>717481696
They're literally the same thing: middle-aged anons lusting after horse pussy.

everyone's talking how dogshit king halo's career is but no one mentions the abysmal mejiro ryan career only her abysmal design

>>717485531
New husbands

>>717478554
You counter that by kissing her with a smile until she gets blushy. If you take it too seriously too early you will lose.

>>717477903
Would you take care of her needs and service her properly anon? she has a lot to blow...

>>717486256
Do career to get event rewards, which includes 3 research reports. Each report allow you to level up one star of a non-white spark of the uma of your chosen. You can use them on the same uma. Reports don't carry over, so you need to use all of them before the event ends.

>>717464621
Fkeshlights most of the time. Mares can get jumpy, and a kick could cripple or kill the stallion.

>>717485760
It's only through failure that one learns success.

>>717486384
Haters gonna hate

>>717484513
imagine the smell of such big foul creature after a racing

>>717485959
Imagine. No matter how fast you are, you cannot outrun her, or overpower her.

>>717486334
>>717486464
Thanks bros

>>717486628
It's a possibility that she probably wouldn't sweat much considering the real Goldship either A.) didn't strain himself on purpose so he was probably barely breaking a sweat running. or B.) Was so athletic that his races were practically cakewalks and didn't need to exert so much.

>>717486696
>Anon, full sprint, lungs nearly collapsed, his pathetic nerdy legs barely able to stay up
>Goldship on his right, moving just slower than a full jog, facing backwards asking where he's running off to

>>717483316
Even Umas themselves know their official heights are bullshit

>>717479250
Retard.

>>717464424
He's really very cute.

>>717446682
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
Haha

>>717486696

>>717486568
No other president has needed to crash the country to keep it successful.

>>717486146
>>717486696
>>717486854
https://youtu.be/cFctacTsLMw

>>717486990
Why would I run? I embrace death

>>717487160
GOL-SHI-E

>>717464424
Imagine the child support

>>717478820
Taming a zebra =/ as domesticating a zebra
You can put an elephant to work but its offspring will still be wild animals

>>717446315 (OP)
not sexy enough to have more than a single doujin featuring her

>>717457223
I have a dog that does the same thing, seeing it happen in front of you is really funny

>>717486673
Is that the dog from franken fran as a horse?

>>717486876
Isnt that, that one bleached bait vtuber?

>>717446315 (OP)
>Finally get a guarantee SSR horse ticket
>Get Maruzensky, seems to be a decent mile runner
>Look at the career
>Medium, Medium, Long, Medium, Medium
What the fuck is this shit? She's supposed to do miles, its King Halo all over again...

>>717488027
Good thing she's a pretty good parent

>>717463271
Real horses, because it’ll be post apocalypse by then and we’ll all be riding them once the gas runs out to escape the robots.

>>717488625
Why would you want to escape the robots? Robots are your friends

>>717446315 (OP)
ngl bros they cooked with this girl

animal ears + cute silver hair + goofy personality just does it for me man

>300+ in all stats for a shitty OP race
>get boxed in and finish 8th as pace chaser
>fail career because not enough fans
>repeat 2 times
this game is a waste of time

i dont understand how to use sparks? do i want to use lets say a 9* stamina parent on a horse that needs more speed, so i can train speed and get enough stamina from inspirations, or on horses that need stamina so i get a bigger advantage in that specific stat?

>>717489170
max stam always until later its max speed always. If you are F2P then you should try and get a horse that fills in for what you dont have.

You can use https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search to find a near perfect guest horse. The other horse will probably just be what ever 9* the game eventually gives you.

>>717488961
not possible, you probably just waited the last second. You can check all the races in the race menu by clicking the arrow and schedule it so it reminds you. There is plenty of HIGH fan races you want to run before the 2000 fan races they give you near the end

>>717489170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoGzxvdd5g0

>>717446914
>>717447589
Fuck no you're wrong and gay

>>717489408
Does having "too much" stamina make a difference? like, would a 700 stamina and 1200 stamina uma have different results in a 1200m race? and if not, then how do i get high stamina in career (where everything is padded by 400) while having enough speed to win? most my pvp umas are like 300 stamina short of the suggested norm

>>717450001
Nightsisters have males. They are a Zabrak subspecies. The males look like Darth Maul. It's a case of extreme sexual dimorphism, not female parasitism. If you want real vidya related female parasitism look toward the Gerudo or the Asari

why do they run on their stupid idol uniforms? they look fucking ridiculous runnin in the stupid dresses. thank god Gold's is at least simple and not overdesigned

>>717490239

>>717490183
Zabraks are Zabraks. An existing species of alien. Nightsisters aren't female Zabraks.
Maul and his brothers are breeding slaves

>>717486854
I was honestly speaking as someone who's fairly athletic. I can run fast as hell. At least 22 mph.

That is still nowhere near as fast as Goldship or any of these umas.

>>717489506
yeah i waited till the last second because these shitty non-g races are basically unloseable fodder especially with my stats but the game is dogshit so

>>717490239
It's called "pretty derby" for a reason, also races would look boring if they all wore track uniforms like G2/G3.

>>717490112
I don't feel comfortable answering this question in it's totality. But yes you can have too much stamina

>>717490831
aight, how about: How do i get "enough" stamina, but not over-do it?

>>717490740
Ah! Vodka da!

>>717490627
>Maul and his brothers are breeding slaves
Yes because the females are dominant in their species due to the powers they get from their weird order of force cultists. The average Nightsister IS a female Dathomiri Zabrak. Pretty much every time it is brought up, they make it clear that they are part of the same species. The male Zabrak from Dathomir are even called Nightbrothers.

>>717490972
The best way is to use that site I gave you to get a 9*Stam horse then get your own 9* Stam horse over time. After it's figuring out how many STAM support cards you want to bring along.

So wait is this an actual anime or just a mobile gatcha game.

>>717483316
Yes the girls are mostly normal height. Majority of them are womanlets which is why Goldship comes across as tall. Hishi Akebono is the tallest IIRC at 5ft11 and they make a big show of her height being comedic and a reverse of her cute demeanor.
Also keep in mind despite all the umas being powerful, they have close to zero muscle definition including Ryan and Gentildonna despite their character tropes.
They literally just modelled and animated cute girls and just gave no fucks if it "made sense" which is based.

>>717491418
Yes

>>717491418
It's Yu-Gi-Oh

>>717491551
So a game that came first and then became an anime to sell the game?

>>717491318
yeah, this "figuring out part" is whats getting to me
>t. brainlet

>>717491778
Uma Musume was planned as a multi-media franchise from the beginning and they planned on releasing the game and the anime at the same time to boost each other up, but the game was delayed for 3 years so the anime was released first.
By the time the game was released the anime was already on it's second season.

>>717491865
Just do more runs, it clicks eventually. I bring 2/3 Stam cards for long races 1 for medium and none for sprint and mile.

>>717490752
>>717490239
There was a certain opportunity..

>>717492375
same brainlet here, 'eres a run ive done yesterday. Obviously she will shit the bed in long pvp races, but i want able to win with 700/900 build. is this a deck issue?

I can't get hard at horses, they smell foul
I live near a horse stables and the stench in suffocating

>the whole couch

>>717487947
>He doesn't know
Bless your innocent soul.

>>717487947
Well not exactly

Why dont the Umas look like this? Would have made for a much better game

>>717446682
this simple post made chuddies shit and cum themselves

>>717451648
they like it

>>717446315 (OP)
Yes

>>717495002
That's gay.

>>717495098
I like when the horses have that extra long hair on their feet, it looks nice. Like little dresses for their feet.

>>717495002
Too uncanny valley for normies and horse owners.

>>717478274
Modern day Martin Luther King Jr

>>717495002
One thing I love about his girls is the ears, avoids that weird "well we put the ears on top so now we have girls with no ears in the sides of their heads" thing seemingly every piece of media with kemomimi girls does.

>>717465494

>>717495719
Honestly incredible that horses have been our companions for thousands of years.

>>717495794
And a shame they've been delegated to being glorified vibrators for teenage girls.

>>717495876
Always felt we don't venerate horses as much as we should, guess this game is a good start...

>>717487160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGipCwTA1RI

goldshi goldshi goldshi
gold shi shi!

>>717495876
>girls

What's the horse/uma equivalent of the Hapsburg chin?

does anyone have that pic where it says something like "since umamusume have no chance to populate like humans, they are beautiful by nature as to attract mates"

>>717495794
They can be beautiful, magnificent, noble and proud animals
They can also be moody little retarded toddlers
Hence why we like them so much.

Build my evil nature deck please. The Rudolf R is not pictured but already included.

just gooned to giantes goldshi voring me pov

>>717499210
And you haven't posted the picture because?

>>717454235
Merely pretending

>>717494470
wheres his massive shlong
no audience = game

>>717485531
Males with good genes to breed with. Weaklings get mauled for shit and giggles.

>>717446682
Why are you all cooming to a horse that is canonically male? You are jerking off to what is basically a troon horse

>>717501835
shut your fucking mouth you futalet

>>717502493
Bog umas are cute

>>717502537

>>717502574
imagine going below her and sniffing haha

>>717502173
>>717502493
>>717502574
>>717446315 (OP)
>>717447481
What kind of cuck is making shit like this

>>717486369
>>717481696
uma musume fans actually contributed to supporting irl horses instead of wanting to rape them
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1943259707277480273?t=Wl3xIIYuO39OLXjEiUJTEg&s=19

>>717502932
Retarded ESL shitskin. Large women are for men who want a challenge when dominating a woman.

Big horse girl propaganda ended up being extreamly effective

>>717446682
I don't know and at this point, I'd have sex with any biological female.

>>717483316
Maybe you're aware of this but that's 170 cm from the ground to the equivalent of shoulders. You'd have to be like 2 m to be head to head as tall as a throughbred.

>>717486990
I can hear the WOOSH as she passes by.

This game is so fucking boring. Are you not embarrassed when you enter a room an youre just another soulless clone on the pile. Everyone running the same character, the same stats, the same skills, all using the same strat. Boring boring boring.

>tall horse lady thread
Nice.

>>717506676
did you play it

Sorry anon, you failed to pay your debts in time
You will be handed over to the umazones, they have already paid all of it off, its out of our hands now.

I want to see a picture of Arthur Morgan riding one of these anime horsies.

>>717507367
I'm 100% sure it exists, but i didn't save it when i saw it

>>717507367

>>717508116
Do her balls shrink in the cold?

Gold Ship is great and all, but is there any other memorable girl in this game? If not fo her it seems the cast would be utterly unremarkable and generic

>>717447249
>porn addicts

>>717507367
>>717508116
I want to read a full-fledged comic where everything is almost the same, but all the horses are now faithful uma musume companions

>>717508680
Tachyon is arguably more popular in many circles.
Daiwa is a porn magnet

>>717508680
a majority of the girls have memorable moments

>>717508680
Rice shower = Yamakaze = daughteru

>>717449817
you know what? I hadn't thought about that before lol. fair point

>>717509720
yeah, like. they're gentle giants at most if they trust you.

>>717491427
>Hishi Akebono is the tallest IIRC at 5ft11
Oh that's weird. I'm into sumo and in the 90s there was a Yokozuna called Akebono who's the tallest in modern history at 6'8".

>>717503093
Oh you're a seething manlet that explains a lot

>>717510779
He might be the reason of the horse name. I know the horse had some relation with a sumo dude.

dom girls is safe horny

>>717491915
that's just called a fuck up anon

>>717485141
I want Gentildonna to kill me.

>>717485531
HAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC
GREAT ART DUDE
NICE!!!!!!!

>>717499057
sweep, sunday, dick, shower, black

>>717486876
>>717487996
BONCHAMA!!!

>>717502932
>Dude I'm so le macho macho man
Lmao. You the type of scranwy faggot that got mogged by his own Dad and never got over it. Imagine being a revision and still being inferior

>could've made a game like monster rancher and been a classic for all time
>they make a shitty gacha cashgrab instead that will be forgotten within the year
sasuga nihon

>>717512880
>>they make a shitty gacha cashgrab instead that will be forgotten within the year
the fucking game came out in Japan in 2021 and was released globally like 2 months ago

>>717512948
Yes, and?

>>717512981
You're stupid if you think this will be forgotten anytime soon

>>717502932
It's a fetish. You probably shouldn't try to rationalize with people who have it. They get really mad if you do.

>>717511202
>words
So sad.

How do I surpass A rank

>>717486384
Just finished her career and i will disagree with you ryan is very cute!

For me it's Oguri Cap.
Or Super Creek's sweater puppies.

>>717514523
Sex. What do you think the S stands for?

>>717514523
You don't, you've peaked.

>>717446682
>would you be a sub for a 4ft girl?
Yes

>>717464424
>500 children
Rookie numbers, try 2000+

>>717446315 (OP)
I don't understand Oguri, she seems to start off and is consistently great as a late surger but her skills are for pace chaser? And when i start to build for pace chaser she starts losing a ton of her races.
How are you supposed to build her?

>>717515002
>uppies from gold ship
me too?

Kek

>>717446315 (OP)
hows my goldshit?

>fags spamming threads with lewd images get everything deleted
nice

>>717446315 (OP)
kys

I keep eating shit at the third or fourth race of the career. I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. No matter the girl, the stats always make her eat shit at the final stretch and Tazuna blames a different stat every time. When I try to focus on one thing, there's something else that pull her down at a critical moment but when I try to balance shit out, she ends up being all round terrible.
What's the trick?

shit shit shit thread

>>717446315 (OP)
Trash

>>717516570
glue, i'm afraid.

Uma cun

ROOM ID: 41491777

Anyone can join but GOLDSHIPS only! For comparison and testing purposes!

Uma pyoiii

>>717449430
>No hooves?
Do BDSM hoof-shaped boots count?

>>717516642
Focus on getting friendship during junior year and start building up Speed after that it kind of depends on your position i guess. Also good sparks help a lot.

Horse is build for sex

>>717514523
Better sparks, MLB SSR cards and better luck

>>717516906
This is possibly the least fuckable uma design I've seen so far. It's somehow worse than Mejiro Ryan.

Umas NEED hotbeef injection

Wheres the event?

>>717514523
witmax, this run got really lucky with rainbows it was also the first time I did her career.

Fart

>>717483606
I bet Teio fucks like a cheetah

>>717485759
GrASS Wonder

>>717516906
what the fuck do you do when you're an uma from bumfuck nowhere hokkaido and your regional "career" doesn't go anywhere? become a farmer? an oguri cap only happens once a generation

>>717446315 (OP)
Gold ship would be constantly messing with you/boxing you in public/on work but would actually be a very gentle and respectful lover in private.
As that's what the IRL goldship is like

>>717485759
No matter how much of a weeb grass wonder is, she can never escape her American genes

>>717517903
Gold Ship loves his fans but hates his trainers

>>717517903
If the Uma is going to be as sweet to her husband as the irl horse is to his groomer then all is well

Still, she's the kind of wife that will call your bud's wife a bitch during a party

>>717479276
Underrated

>>717518085
I'll just be her groomer, then

>>717518210
good choice

>>717517889
They keep running in regionals? Not everyone is made for the absolute peak.