Finally, a REAL game for Gamers!

>visual novel

>>717447173 (OP)
>FMV
>no sexual content
What's the point?

>>717447173 (OP)
>lifespan: 2-3 years
RIP

The protagonist well definitely not die of natural causes.

>>717447891
how does one fuck a hamster

still better than a vn

>>717447173 (OP)
This is hilarious and will sell well because it is hilarious

the Koreans did better VNs

>>717448983
ask richard gere

>>717447173 (OP)
Bros I did it! I accidentally fell inside her shirt and rubbed her breasts!

>>717449314
Stallone made that shit up about him. Fuck him for trying to destroy my career.

In the PlayStation version you're a cat instead of a hamster

>>717449314
>richard gere

literally who?

>>717448974
Microwave bad end?

did you guys know that some people stick gerbils in their anus for thrills

>An entire market of simulation waifus as their birthrate plummets and their women run to BWC.
I genuinely feel bad for Japs.

>>717447173 (OP)
>>717449504
>>717449634
>imagine myself as a shota instead
>it turns into kino

>>717449452
jej

>>717447891
The other summary I read said there was definitely sexual content.

>>717448983
South Park had an episode about it.

>>717448983
Remember that comic with a Pikachu and a Lapras that Nintendo C&D?
Same but you are the Lapras.

>>717447173 (OP)
A GREAT ADVENTURE IS WAITING FOR YOU AHEAD

>>717448983

>>717447173 (OP)
do i get to eat sweet hamsters durning a day?