GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

https://youtu.be/Nbb1OQohuMQ

ehrg noh yeh

>>717464331 (OP)
Not yet.

https://youtu.be/JHX5-SvRXTs

>>717464331 (OP)
Nuh yeh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-JqwvAZZE

>forgot about this clip
>playing mafia 3
>get to that building
>immediately reminded of a retard shitting his pants and his hysterical, distraught mother screaming at him
what the fuck

>>717465307
This clip sold more copies of Mafia 3 than their entire ad campaign.

so is this fake? who is this guy? is there a full stream?

>>717464450
>>717465038
Fucking lmao

there should be a game like mom hid my game but instead you just try to shit your chair as hard as possible without mom noticing

>>717465436
he's still shitting himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEIR3q5K1M&t=396 6:36

>>717465887
There's no fucking way that's the same dude

>>717465887
is that his bit? do people cheer when he shits? Is that youtube, now? cheering for people shitting?!

>>717464331 (OP)
>find his youtube channel
>click latest livestream at a random timestamp
>audible shitting noises
What the hell is his problem?

>>717465887
based shitter

>>717466559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4lT-noEtU&t=2571

>>717466238
Yes sarr

>>717466665
>>717465887
kek, IBS is a hell of a drug

>>717466559
Anon, if you haven't discerned anything from the name "Demetrius" and the only other person in the house being his distraught mother, it's a dysgenic mulatto.

>go to the bathroom
why can't his mother understand he is buttmaxxing.

>>717466991
bitch moms always try and make you get rid of your gamer gunk (wipe your butt)
it pisses me off

>>717466665
>playing the worst assassins creed
>shitting himself
>"muuureggghgh"
kino.

>>717464331 (OP)
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I honestly kind of feel a little bad for her. Imagine having to deal with a retard like that every day.

Apparently his face is deformed and that's why he talks that way. idk if thats true though

>>717467393
no way he's a super mutant from fallout 1

>>717467378
I would but
>demetrius
we all know what she is

>>717466665
He has Crohn's disease? You shouldn't be laughing if that's the case

>>717466238
I mean, most people do it for free. If anything he's cheating the system.

Anyone have the Clash remix version?

>>717466665
what in the goddamn

>>717467871
>we all know what she is
what? coal burner?

>>717469669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6uTBlek2Pw
>>717473495
Worst of all, Greek...

>>717465887
Even more recent than that:
https://youtu.be/fg4lT-noEtU?t=2570 (42:50)

>>717465383
Its literaly the games only legacy.

>>717467393
>>717467524
Nope. Just speaks wrong because he's a super-retard.

How well known is the clip of the kid shitting himself really? Besides here the only place I've seen it mentioned is on OneyPlays

>>717474026
Most games don't even have a legacy, they should take notes.

>>717474241
My favorite fate Jewish wife-beating autist was hyperfixated on him for a while.

>>717474114
he kinda cute doe frfr

>>717474114
Mogs me to hell and back

>>717466665
What is actually happening here? He's grunting like a bear. It's almost terrifying, human beings shouldn't make noises like this.

>>717474114
>be a somewhat normal looking white kid
>be hit with the retard stick upon conception
It was over before it ever even started

This being Mafia 3's legacy will never not be funny to me.

>>717466665
https://youtu.be/000ZTbGBcBU

>>717465887
>>717466665

Make fun of him all you want, at the end of the day we're all Creeperman 90. Gamers shit. It's what we do.

>>717466665
>dude shit himself so hard he hasn't streamed in 3 weeks

>>717466665
What the fuck are those noises
He seems genuinely retarded

>>717465887
>>717466665

>>717466665
What?

>>717476274
Did the pants pooping not tip you off?

i'm too loaded down right now

>>717465887
desu i did this a couple of times as a kid, i just could not stop playing the game.

>>717476274
you don't fucking say?

>>717474902
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JRpTNFFoH_8

>>717475945
Me when I downed 40 mcnuggets with some leftover nacho cheese and washed it all down with prune juice just to feel like I had an adventure that day. don't

>>717479657
based

>>717475945
im not

give me one good reason he should have gone to the bathroom
you cant

>>717479797
he's shitting himself

>>717473985
His retarded groans HOLY FUCKING KEK im crying

>>717479978
you never shat yourself? even as a baby?
shitting yourself is a completely normal human thing. people do it all the time. its natural
its not like you can't clean up afterwards.
so again, give anon a good reason why our hero should've gone to the bathroom (you can't)

>>717479797
poop is coming out of his fuckin asshole

Fuck me I haven't laughed so hard from a thread in a while.

>>717480146
If I stay up all night eating slop and drinking Jim Beam I wake up in the morning with whiskey shits and it's usually when I let a fart rip in my sleep and it ends up being wet and loose. I shit my boxers at least once a month

>>717478404
heheh

>>717466665
>Mafia Nog Edition
>Ass Creed Nog Edition
Is there a pattern?

>>717480502
shitskins
shit games
shit pants

>>717466665
literal demon noises

>>717466238
No lol he is legit retarded and people get him to ragequit stream by raiding it

>>717479797
not yet
>blast ass sewage into my chair
>inhuman guttural moaning

>>717479978
yes and?
thats what the chair is for

>>717480435
I hope you're in your 20s because that shit's going to rip you the fuck apart later. Barely entering my 30s and I can't even handle a couple of White Claws anymore.

Man I cant imagine being a parent and having to deal with this shit

>>717480937
abortion is wrong
getting your retarded offspring into wingsuit flying and other extreme sports is the way

>>717466665
nuh yeh waddaheh

I unironically remember that exact mission cause when I got the game for free on PS plus I tried it out and that mission is extra long and is extra shit and i quit like 30 minutes after that mission cause it was a shit poopy dhiarrea game

>>717464331 (OP)
She deserves having a retard autoshitter for burning fossil fuels.

>>717481081
So did you shit yourself?

>>717480987
i've always wanted to start a downie wrestling league. they got already tons of midget wrestling in malls in florida
and you know the downies would fuckin love that shit.

>>717481531
Yes spiritually

>>717474026
>>717474312
lmao

>>717473821
Still the best thing /v/ has ever produced
How the fuck did someone come up with this

>>717465436
>>717466238
you should find the stream where he wants to play one shitty flash game so he installs like 50 different malwares until he can finally put a poorly drawn shirt on a poorly drawn character
creeperman90 he's pretty awesome, one of the few remaining real 1s

>>717482056
fucking lmao

Reading this thread at some point right around here >>717480793 I just started laughing uncontrollably

>>717467359
Amerishart in the mart

>>717465383
It's literally the only reason why I know about the Mafia series.

>>717480551
Papa Crohn's

>>717473985
what the fuck

There was this old game review on youtube and it starts out normal but then the guy reviewing starts masturbating in the middle of it.
I think it was a Wii game. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I wish I could find it again

>>717464331 (OP)
his mom sounds cute

>>717474114
mogged by an actual pants shitting retard fuck my life

>>717486018
fucking kek

>>717478514
>could not
How can people not control their impulses to go to the fucking shitter?

>>717464331 (OP)
Did Dimetrius ever make a new channel or did he stop streaming altogether? His account is inactive and I haven't been able to find anything new from him.

>>717466665
sounds like a dying cow

>>717465887
>wet fart
>mmm
>liquid shit filling brief sounds
>mmmmmuuuuuu
>camera immediately pans to "Stank Gum Camp"
haaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa

This guy is shitposting in real life

>>717486724

>>717486482
You're not subscribed?

https://www.youtube.com/@creeperman905/streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMrM_Fir6E4

found a good one, the first 30 seconds is him saying gibberish.
no shitting but I'm not far into the video

4chan is the funniest place in the world when people aren't posting about politics and personal insecurities. I wish both were banned site wide. The site would blossom.

>>717464331 (OP)
>>717465887
>>717466665
>>717473985
Imagine if this was a hot girl

>>717488502
Right? I would rather talk about a guy shitting himself than listen to some fag whining about his life or some random drama

>>717488559
Girls don't shit

>>717482056
There was a stream where he
>Installed a bunch of malware
>Paid for a free service
>Showed his Nutaku client

The last streamer

>>717488502
I love you, anon.

>>717466665
>>717465887
is he clinically retarded or something?

>>717473821

i cant tell if he grunted or shat himself within the first 5 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI4SlY9Eu8A

>>717465887
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=43746792
Are you guys gonna support his Patreon?

>>717488841
Sounds very normal guy to me

>>717488957
>average Snoyfag

>>717488968
>he has patreon

Is this the type of guy the Roman graffiti in the Pompei spoke about?
>Defecator, may everything turn out well for you

>>717466665
His mother, caretaker or tardwrangler has probably just given up at this point

>>717489093
Maybe he just wears diapers?

>>717488968
>>717489083
>$8.91/month
who the fuck is giving this guy money???

>>717489201
Someone with a retard-shitting-his-pants fetish, probably

>>717488502
Blue boards would be perfect for me if there was no porn and no porn bait.

>>717488502
you can just ignore it, you know that?

>>717489201
my fucking sides

>we're shitvestigating the NOTYET guy now
...

>>717489201
>>717489348
>not even a full nine dollars
Is it, like, in a foreign currency and Patreon just converts it to a really specific dollar amount?
>>717489420
Well what do (You) do when you're bored, unemployed, and it's after midnight?

>>717474241
Millions of views on youtube, appeared and was referenced on various streams, including vinny's.

>>717481614
I'd buy THAT for a dollar. Bum Fights was wildly popular.

>>717489420
im on vacation

>>717489469
>Well what do (You) do when you're bored, unemployed, and it's after midnight?
I'd say "play vidya", but I'm not doing that right now. You got me.

>>717470982
Is that Sakyo and Kuwabara's sister?

>>717489469
I was playing Valheim with my TTRPG gaming buddies since we don't have a session this week. And now I checked out 4chan and fell down the Demetrius shitting hole.

>>717466665
>mancubus noises
imagine hearing this in the midfle of the night

>>717474241
3.1million views
https://youtu.be/vj4KBzc0o2U?si=dsD_u91qwMK1svU6&t=45

>>717466665
Is this an accessibility option or do games really just telegraph very move with rgb eye cancer?

>>717486172
On camera?

>>717489348
>creating Nothing
His mom would beg to differ.

>>717474114
>Balding at what looks like the age of 14

>>717489348
>gr ffg HRT
What did he mean by this?

>>717466559
That's his brand now.

>>717464331 (OP)
>stool-assisted speedrun

>>717486247
She sounds like a mob wife from The Sopranos.

>>717487949
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMrM_Fir6E4

there's some gurgling around 54:32

incredible search history

We get a picture of the mom yet?

Gamers are allowed to shit themselves while playing every once in a while, as a treat

>>717490882
>pregnant my hero academia
>Izuku Afton
>what if powers

>>717464331 (OP)
i mean he's gotta be like ultra autistic right? this is like emperor levels of autism
i mean i doubt its just a byproduct of not being beaten enough but its possible
ik i would beat the everliving shit out of him if he was my son

>>717466665
>Hold up, I hear a boomer

>>717491403
>ik i would beat the everliving shit out of him if he was my son
Go sit under a tree

>>717491351
really incredible content
>paid $2 for a game that is free
>downloaded bloatware just to download game
>download history shows that his parent probably use the computer because it has office pdf files next to sex games

>>717478514
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>717480937
>and having to deal with this shit
I see what you did there.

>>717491559
this kid is going places i tell ya

>>717491541
i shall sit above the tree just to spite you

>>717466665
sounds like fake bullshit

>>717491639
>>717491559
>>717490882
Where did you get these?

He's in da bathroom

>>717491816
https://www.youtube.com/live/fp8fAYIXC6g?si=EdPYuMu4UdYi-ClX&t=857

>>717491872
lol

What is actually wrong with him? Is he a down syndrome?

nnuhh nughyed waddaheuulh

>>717490882
>>717491559
>>717491639
Certified coomer. Fucking 1k a year and a TFGames supporter

>>717489091
https://web.archive.org/web/20170803132700/http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm
treasure trove

>>717491872

>>717490324
>>717489348
>HRT
RUH ROH

>>717492412

I feel bad for him :(

>>717491872
How the fuck does he use computers if he talks gibberish like an actual mentally retarded person?

>>717492498
I don't. He gets to live carefree, doing nothing but playing videogames and shitting himself. Many would kill to be in his position.

>>717492518
he's a savant

>>717491403
Enabling doesn't help with autism, of course, but if it's autism and low IQ combo then you can only do so much, especially if he has shit temperament too.

>>717492518
From the sounds of it, its because he's fat. The fat in your neck messes with how you open your mouth so you end up with a mumbling. Its more obvious when they are reclining

This man is on the pantheon of gaming legends next to freeman12393 and Cleveland Blakemore.

>>717492369
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
This is peak shitposting

>>717492358
holy shit

>>717492518
Good question. I'm not sure, but I think he would be useful for evaluating the difficulty of video games. If he can comfortably beat your game while filling his pants with liquid shit, you made your game too easy.

>>717466665
>43:45
>ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr, wuh da hell?

>>717492638
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

>>717492561
And yet here you are laughing at him. People like you are so insufferable.

>>717492605
why not put him in a special facility or something for those people

>>717491403
Yeah, he's literally just retarded. I don't know why the people in this thread want to come up with crazy scenarios when the simplest and most likely outcome is that he's just severely disabled

>>717492683
I'm not laughing at him, I'm laughing at what I read in the thread. What exactly it is so insufferable that I am currently doing?

Sometimes I even shit... myself.

>>717492687
In some cases you do that.

>>717466665
so THIS is the guy buying brand new ubisoft games on xbox

>>717492687
That's usually only done if he's confirmed to be a threat to himself or others. If all he wants to do is play vidya and make stupid noises, he's pretty harmless as far as retards go.

>>717492723
Don't play dumb.

>>717488841
Autism. The low functioning kind.

>>717492724
I SHIT SLOWLY SLOWLY SLOWLY
GETTING FASTER
ONCE I'M STARTING SHITTING IT'S VERY HARD TO STOP

>>717492638
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Naruhodo...

>>717492785
You sound like a schizo.

>>717492605
he's gotta be on the spectrum and allowing him to do this shit probably means that his parents are as well
>>717492715
i guess its fun to speculate, but yeah he is just a tard

When his mom said "BATHROOM AND SHIT NOW"
I felt that.

>>717492918
Don't talk to me anymore you are ugly and stupid and I don't like you

>>717492993
It's just like I'm in the YouTube comments.

>>717492884
Justinrpgbros....

>>717492993
>I felt that.
go to the bathroom

>>717466665
what happened to his mom and why is she letting her son shit himself

>>717492993
based for ignoring his beta mom.
how can he bathroom and shit when the shitting has already been done?
king should leave the shitted underwears on her pillow later if she doesn't get fried chicken dinner

he's like that "i want chicken tendies" anon, but real

>>717493064
The Romans didn't have Resist Fire potions

>>717492884
Somebody fucked a bpdemon...

>random ass video playing
>don't recognize the game
>scene transitions to that warehouse
>remember
>start laughing my ass off
How shitty of a game is mafia 3 that it's entire legacy is from a video of a retard shitting himself while his mother yells at him?

>>717493432
literal ass.

>>717466665
>Those grunts
There is no way this isn't his fetish.

>>717489348
that one paid member? me, of course

>>717479978
This is what diapers are for

Why is poop so funny?
It really shouldn't be.
But it is.

>>717493432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izB1ujwAmyI
It has unintentionally funny game over screens too

>>717474325
>deletes his best content
>becomes milquetoast
lame.
i get why he had to do it but it's still lame

>>717493751
>*confused old man wheeze* That's not how it happened, he shit himself

>>717465887
KINO

>>717493432
it is an iconic video to be fair

>>717476274
>He seems genuinely retarded
He is.

>>717492618
he doesn't sound fat at all

>>717493000
BRLUUURRRGHHH
UUURRGHHH
AAAAAAAARGHH
FFBBFBLOOORRRPPPTTTTFFF

>>717464331 (OP)
Something I realized... Why was this recorded? Why was this UPLOADED? Was this during a stream, and someone was recording the stream? HOW DID WE GET THIS

>>717494174
He streams quite often.

>>717486952

>>717494174
try reading the thread, dumb toxoplasmosis nigger.

>>717494174
because he is a profoundly autistic person that does not understand how retarded he is so he has no concept of shame

>>717494174
I think it was streamed and somebody clipped it for us.

>>717494208
>>717494209
>>717494214
Holy shit that guy farmed us for (You)'s.

>>717488502
Yeah but it really was 271k maximum.

>>717494208
>>717494209
For the years that I've been here, I've never seen any clips beyond the Mafia one. I always thought it was a one-off because who the fuck would continue keeping an online presence after this? I mean, obviously this guy, but still.

>>717493432

>>717494385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMHnNF2rqpI

>>717494385
Trust nobody, not even yourself

>>717494327
I for one, am grateful he has no shame and is willing to continue bringing the content.
We need more of that hot screechy italian mom though.
Nothing quite like Carmella Soprano shouting at you to go take a shit in the bathroom.

>>717494568
kek

>>717474325
i hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe

LMAO this guy is truly something else
https://youtu.be/ZeAxn3Tx1_4?t=1825

>>717465887
oh my fucking god

>>717495015
>imouto life monochrome

>>717495015
he acts like someone who suffered a severe head injury
i feel kinda bad for him

>>717489348
oh god i'm laughing so hard i'm fonna puke what the fuck is rhis thread

>>717466665
fighting two battles at once

>>717474114
What if that is actually the son of a mob boss?

>>717495303
Based.

>>717464331 (OP)
>that shit gurgle

Impressive. Very nice. HOWEVER
https://youtu.be/GnhTAZ5TJE8?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/a6rZujEa5XI?feature=shared

>>717495312
pretty sure its just severe autism, people forget what real autism is like now that everyone claims to have it because they're a bit socially awkward

>>717486172
FUCK I know exactly what you're talking about. Don't remember the name, sadly. His channel got purged, same about the few channels that reuploaded his stuff. Most of his vids were like that. I distinctly remember
>the super mario bros lp where halfway he starts talking about his friend who died from some ass disease, and then proceeds to teach the viewers how to "cure it" by inserting a small pillow up his asshole, loudly moaning and masturbating
>the wii commercial reaction where in the second half he mentions how "weird" the little girl in it moves, zooms on her and starts moaning and masturbating to a loop of her playing a game
>>717490065
If that's who I think he talks about, no.

>>717464331 (OP)
why was his mother such a bitch? i dont get it
let the man enjoy his game, when he will be ready he will be ready

>>717486172
No but your post made me remember a video of some tranny masturbating on cam when his mom came in and talked about some shit that she saw online about how the moon landing was fake or about aliens or something. Meanwhile he's telling her that he's busy with his job right now as he keeps jerking it. I could never find that one again lmao

>creeperman90
>90
>he's 35 years old

>>717496806
a lot of low iq people add their the last two digits of their birthyear after their usernames

>>717495795
Is Cyraxx still alive? If so, how?

>>717489328
You can just ignore me shoving my cock in your mouth. Just ignore it mannnnn. Fucking loser.

>>717464331 (OP)
nuyyeh wuhduheck...

>>717497637
faggot

>>717486778
>>717486724
>load the dump program

>>717492358
>~$145/month on what I'm assuming are shitty WEGs
based retard

>>717486172
billyplaysgamez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAWoZqOQ5GY

>>717496629
The funniest thing about it was its pose, legs behind shoulders like a porn actress contortionist... to jerk off. Fucking lmao

>>717466665
>>717465887
humor peaks here

>>717498852
I made this...

>>717491639
I'm more impressed that he's somehow able to browse modern internet as if it was 2002 with no antivirus and he just got his first computer.

>>717499043

>>717499256

>>717498594
Do you have any idea where to find it?

>>717490882
>chiefs fan
lmao

>>717488559
They usually have enough brain cells to not make their IBS public over an Xbox microphone.

>>717496629
>>717498594
>>717499350
A good memory
https://files.catbox.moe/t0bkbk.mp4

>>717466665
https://youtu.be/WhiGnj7QX2A

>>717490882
>>717491639
>>717495015
>pregnant mha
>bimboholdem
>imouto life:monochrome
yeah, i'm thinking he's /ourguy/

>>717499675
>stop talking about 9/11 mom, im jerking off, its not right

I wish we still had the original 2+ hour Mafia livestream that came from, but it's been deleted since it was on his old channel if I remember correctly. I distinctly remember his mother coming in to yell at him several times before the incident and and you could hear her yelling in the background throughout the video, and you could hear her in some of the other livestreams on the channel. The clip we have is the last 2 minutes of the livestream, and the whole thing was building up to it. It was glorious.

>>717488983
No, he did a response and he is incomprehensibly retarded.

Is Creeperman 90 /ourguy/?

>>717489348
>1 (ONE) PAID MEMBER
WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND LMAO

>>717500936
Not yet

>>717488841
>filthy casual doesn't understand what it's like to be locked in while gaming

>>717498449
holy fucking shit that's the man

>>717465887
Honorary Indian

>>717499675
>the look of inner anger as he listens to her ramblings
LMAO thanks anon. I wonder how their relationship is nowadays

>I could end up fathering a kid like that
This is why I'm afraid of women.

>>717465383

This clip will be the Mafia's legacy.

>>717499675
That's not his mom

>>717466665
>HNNNNNNGGGG
>HHHHHHRRRRRR
>BRBRBRBRBRBRB
>"What the heeeeell?"
Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with this person?

>>717465887

How old is he now?

>>717464331 (OP)
>the legacy of Mafia 3 is some retard shitting himself
lmao

>>717501580
>Creeperman 90
>90
he's 35 years old

How did the first anon even find the shitting video? He has thousands of live streams of senseless garble and seemingly no actual subscribers aside from ironic /v/fags

>>717501952
Was probably a fetishist redditor who uploaded it then someone forwarded it here.

>>717502064
what a shitty fetish

Legendary thread status?

>>717466665
this nigga is still going strong

>>717502238
not yet

>>717464331 (OP)
>>717466559
goddamn papa nurgle..

>>717464331 (OP)
kek
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754570116812130.mp4

>>717502483
kill yourself

>>717468052
more like groans disease

>>717502398
>this nigga is still going strong
Yeah, I guess you could say he's definitely "going"

>>717502483
why was he hitting his jaw with a hammer?

>>717499675
KEEK

>>717465887
Damn what the fuck, how does this game look so good? How the fuck can these dudes do this in 2015 but FFVIIR looks like absolute dogshit in 2020?

>>717494174
Same way we also got this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYNBIpezQ4g
Frank Hassle was literally the only one who apparently was watching the stream and saw this happening live, so he recorded it.
Also have to agree with comments
>Ive been tricked into clicking links to footage of cartel murders and this is still the most haunting video I've ever seen.
>Genuinely one of the darkest videos I’ve ever seen
It's fucking depressing. Really feel bad for his dad.

>>717466665
>42:51
Lmao, you fight with lightsabers in this game? What the fuck, Ubbysoft?

>>717466238
Works for Joe Rogan and his lowbrow circle of sycophants

>>717503729
Man, imagine how heartbreaking it is the have your boy, your baby boy, the one to carry on your genes to the next generation, and then one day he's a faggot dressing up like a girl, mutilating his body with drugs and surgery. Fucking heartbreaking..


Where is this guy now?

How can you assure that your son doesn't end up a pants shitting retard or a troony faggot?

>>717505148
Small town raised and corn fed

>>717504704
I can't even remember his name anymore but i remember seeing a vid where he talked about knowing about someone recording his stream and i think he was trying to make money out of it? I can't remember at all anymore.

>>717491610
you've probably shit your pants more recently than I have redditor

https://www.youtube.com/live/y8If43Q9e1U?si=2Hfc8KgzgR8yAf7Y
https://www.youtube.com/live/0MG0oqU2OYQ?si=IdWo5brFwGPuME8M
Seems like a pretty cool guy when he locks in. Not sure where the demon spawn noises come from.

>>717505148
You can't, best you can do is give your son enough moral and ethical values so he can get through the world. If you don't do that, he will have to learn from other people who might be total fuck ups

>>717505148
Don't give him a personal ipad or computer until he reaches elementary school. Make sure he has outdoor friends in neighbourhood.

>>717505148
instill moral values in him
do not give him access to the internet or television until he’s 16
do not send him to public molestation & brain rape facilities called “schools”

>>717506371
So, how I was raised?

>>717505148
shout at him until he goes to the bathroom

>>717506615

>not yet

what now tough guy

>>717489968
lots of games do this, metal gear rising for example has 6 separate fx, 4 of which play for every single attack depending on attack type, essentially 2 lensflares from the enemy, but also 2 subtle bright full screen flashes that most people don't even notice
it's cancer and 99% of current vfx need to fuck off but yea it's common

>>717507948
>Get a porta potty
>Pull down his pants
>Poops
>Clean it up janny

>>717495418
LMAO

>>717476274
Know who else is retarded? >>717476274

>>717492687
Reagan shut down all the free ones (because the routine pass-time of the operators of them was torturing retards instead of just giving them crayons that taste bad), and the remaining ones cost money.

You guys need to step up your game, youtube is full of hundreds of autists like this kid and they aren't stopping anytime soon. It's a potential goldmine.

>>717511193
>You guys need to step up your game
not yet

>>717511193
its mostly schizophrenics which is usually less funny and more sad

>>717464331 (OP)

>>717473985
I finally see. This is the target audience Ubisoft was going for with this game.

>>717498449
Thank you you hero

>>717466665
Good to know what the core audience for western AAA is nowadays

>>717465887
>>717464331 (OP)
And here he is... https://www.reddit.com/r/Creeperman90/comments/1alhb8p/hes_sorry_full_video_found_download_for_audio/

>>717496183
>>717498449
>>717486172
https://youtu.be/IVaugrFX6wQ?si=5_gSqJhXo1UVOEy3
This is the specific one I was thinking of

>>717486172
That reminds me, there’s this one video of some guy giving an impromptu review of some Castlevania game and he suddenly gets horny and starts masturbating like thirty seconds in then goes to the bathroom to assault his brother. I’m pretty sure it’s a skit though.
>>717498449
Holy fucking shit lmao

>>717466665
He sounds like southpark meets a barnyard animal.

>>717505148
Avoid public education, avoid internet access, avoid modern media, avoid foods stacked with HFCS and xenoestrogens, avoid public water supply. The drawback to this is that this level of isolation will fuck your kids up in its own unique way, so avoidance only works if you're in a community that is likewise practicing avoidance. Modern society is rife with physical and psychological poisons, many of which are deliberately engineered to fuck as many people up as possible, some are just incidental.

>>717488502
Listen here, hoss, you just gotta ignore those threads. It’s not that hard. Most of those people are just retarded trolls with no impact on society whatsoever. Don’t give them any heed

>>717489348
Even when he types he’s speaking pure gibberish

>>717493432
Mafia 3 went the Ubisoft / Far Cry route and was lost in the blur of generic videogames with nothing special going for them. The Vietnam aesthetic is kinda cool but there’s literally nothing else going for this game

>>717506526
This is how you fuck up your kid hard. Even the Amish let their young to get a taste of the modern world and leave if they want to.

>>717494385
Holy fuck that’s funny

>>717497637
okay let them live rent free in your head then retard

>>717499675

>>717513481
Parents are currently giving their kids iPads loaded with brainrot before they can even talk.

>>717513776
Then don't give your kid a Ipad. But don't also spread nonsense that you can raise a functional kid by being a helicopter parent and sheltering it.

>>717513869
That's fair, moderation is key here. One of the biggest problems I think is that many parents are largely disinterested in their children in the modern day.

Why can autism mean both being slightly socially akward and this? Slightly confusing innit

>>717505851
>he has a fucking job
No excuse, /v/

https://youtu.be/-vjLi-v-jGc?t=9941

videogames
https://youtu.be/29buMp8fExA?si=nPnWNMxjlrPAExp5

>>717498449
>>717512525
I wish his Modern Warfare II video still existed where you can see his reflection jerking off in the TV screen. Pretty sure that's what got his original channel nuked.

>>717497637
I thought you were against posting personal insecurities?

>>717492785
The laughing will stop when you stop shitting yourself on camera for the world to see, anon

>>717465307
>playing mafia 3
Why?

>>717474114
could of be a cute femboy with an arse that could take cock
turns into a shitter

>>717511193
It gets really sad when you discover just how severely mentally stunted they are because their parents had the brilliant idea to conceive them in their late 40s and when the parents die of old age the guy will be at the mercy of society and a burden to it

>>717505148
keep him away from sonic

shitpost kino thread

>>717465887
Uh oh stinky

>>717464331 (OP)
I recently played, beat and 100% all mafia games and I had to take a screenshot at this iconic landmark.

Mafia 3 sucked ass though, holy fuck the hate it got was well deserved

>>717518059
proof

>>717518059
>>717518181
did you soiface when vito showed up in 3 though

>>717518059
More like an iconic skidmark

>>717518346
heh

Hang on I gotta drop something.

Born to game. Forced to shit.

>>717518059
I found it kinda fun if you play it as less of a cover shooter, but instead rush to the enemy and mix take-downs with shooting, you'd be less frustrated about ridiculous ranges these guns have.
Kinda discouraged in harder difficulties though so I won't deny that sucks.

>>717464331 (OP)
>mafia 3 will be forever tied to this video
>the actor will be forever remembered by this scene and for the mindseye trainwreck
jej

>>717492683
We laugh to cope. I need to mock him, because deep down, i know i can never be him. And so i laugh, i mock, i scorn, for that is all lesser men like i can do.

>>717519434
Get to my level faggot, I mock him as I shit myself getting locked-in to this thread

>>717490882
>>717492358
>>717491639
this guy is a national treasure

If I ADAMANTLY shit myself in front of an actual real life mob boss would I earn his respecteroni?

POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!

>>717518308
His new VA is kinda ass imo and, as usual, they basedboy'd him by having his second in command be this strong indipendent cuban woman. Ironically has the best ending out of them all if you leave him in charge.
>>717518346
lol
>>717519368
The shooting and takedowns are fine, I just preteneded I was a PTSD riddled CIA spook with the DLC outfit and went around hipfire headshotting everyone and doing brutal takedowns. The repetition of it is fucking awful though, doing the same fucking thing for 16 times straight gets fucking old really quickly, on top of a lackluster story.

>>717499675
wtf is this

>>717466665
At what point do you just say some people don't really need to continue existing?

>>717488841
I don't think you even have to ask at this point.
We have enough evidence in this thread for a pretty clear diagnosis.

>>717489531
It's the Emperor.

This thread is so good it'll probably get deleted right after I decide to post in it

>>717505148
Its the most basic parental shit ever
Don't give him a ipad/iphone or unsupervised internet access until he's at least 15

>>717520898
it's been up for a whole day so i doubt it

>>717512525
Holy shit dude he's really spankin it.
I have to respect the dedication.

>>717505148
Have children before you or your wife hit 30.

>>717515326
is he cumming to a barrack obama text to speech reading a my hero acadamia erotic fanfic?

>>717521162
well it's fucking over

>>717515326
holy fuck
did he shit his pants afterwards too

>>717491639
>bimbo holdem
I bet you his dad downloaded that.

>>717512525
billyplayz is such an OG, shame most of his stuff is gone now

>>717520378
>The repetition of it is fucking awful though, doing the same fucking thing for 16 times straight gets fucking old really quickly
I don't disagree about that, it was annoying taking down an outpost to unlock a region to spawn the region boss (regular grunt), but that boss spawns in the same outpost again so you basically have to do the completely same thing twice.
I found non-repetetive plot missions to be alright so I don't know they padded out the game like that.

>>717489348
Oh my God

>>717521696
I looked up and it wasn't a game for horny boomers, it was a flash game with terribly drawn anime art so it's most likely the pooper himself

>>717518059
A real fan would have shit himself to commemorate the occasion, not just a gay screenshot

>>717499675

>>717522324
Well that's a disappointment, I was liking the idea of a "like father like son" narrative with this guy.

>>717466665

>>717518181
>mafia 2 100%
Absolute FUCKING TORTURE
driving 1000 miles and collecting all 200+ posters, there is a special place in hell for people who made that shit

>>717488841
>>717492818
Lower end on the autism scale.

Imagine the obessive focus but it's so bad you shit yourself instead?

>>717489348
I like how he's JUST smart enough to set up a patreon and presumably a paypal, yet his mind isn't clear enough to write anything coherent. Patreon likely requird him to write something for a first post and he jammed something.

Always funny seeing anons confronted with real autism and retardation after years of using them as throwaway-insults.
>IS THIS GUY WHO LISPS, WET FARTS AND SHITS HIMSELF WHILE HIS MOTHER SCREAMS AT HIM TO GO TO THE BATHROOM... RETARDED???
No shit he's actually, literally, retarded, bro. This is what it looks like.

Meta: These are showing how simple modern AAA games are. We have a literal slow in the brains who is playing them.

He oculdn't handle anything with actual puzzles or thought.

>>717523558
Autism covers such a wide spectrum of symptoms, severity, and disability, that it's functionally useless as a diagnosis. The only evergreen categories are between the retarded, and the not-retarded.

>>717522091
>I don't disagree about that, it was annoying taking down an outpost to unlock a region to spawn the region boss (regular grunt), but that boss spawns in the same outpost again so you basically have to do the completely same thing twice. I found non-repetetive plot missions to be alright so I don't know they padded out the game like that.
Because that's just how most games were back in 2016, they all copied ubishit. The only game from that era where raiding the same fortress over and over again until the leader spawns is shadow of mordor.

>>717465887
>>717466665

>>717465887
>>717466665
here to pay my tributes to a real gamer

>>717523923
Guy is a clear case of classic autism before it got bundled together with Asperger in a huge spectrum.

>>717523558
It's actually pretty tragic for his mother. Imagine the realisation that her son will literally never be a functional human being. She's stuck with him the rest of her life, and then what? He's still retarded even after that. I think the ancient spartans might have had a point throwing retards from the city walls.

>>717523923
>>717523923
CWC is weird, but you can see how he'd be classified as "high functioning" because the alternative is these kinds. You can have a convo with CWC, and if he had proper support he'd be a weirdo but functional. This guy can never rise above pants shitter.

>>717486778
>>717497912
>I know kung poo...
>hm... show me
>eauurrrggh pfffhht

>>717511193
creeperman90 is based because he's just vibing doing his thing and that just happens to also be funny
it's not funny when it's just some sperg being convinced by kiwifarm faggots to get himself arrested or w/e

>>717524035
is fun*

>>717498449
Are people really unable to jerk off without making a sound?
It cant be just me

>I'm putting together a team..

>>717524284
My man, he has a job, the dude pays 1k a year for a shitty porn game, plus like $300 month to other WEGsloppers on kiketreon, and it all comes out of his own pocket.

>>717525637
you might try eating more nutritious food for a few months and reading books and problem solving until you can attain a 3 digit iq so you can grasp the concept of a joke

>>717490882
Pregnancy is based, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>717525746
Autists like him don't function in any actual adult capacity, any retard can keep a job and spend money, but maintaining a home and caring for themselves is beyond them. Just take a look a chrischan. The second his mother's gone, he'll spiral.

>open up steam
>new mafia game
please let it be good please let it be good

>>717525856
9 children and she hasn't bore him any males, that's why the dude keeps nakadashi'ing her on the regular.

>>717492412
LOOOL

>>717526046
it's pretty inefficient, at least 4 of those daughters are in puberty, so he could be rolling 5 chances at a son at once, his chances would increase exponentially over time as all of his daughters hit breeding age

>>717526165
He did knock up one of the daughters, look in the back, she's even carrying the newborn.

>>717526242
i'm assuming that's the last baby from the mom since if it wasn't she'd also have the embarrassed fuck-me face the mom has
idk can i get a doujin to verify

>>717525912
>Autists like him don't function in any actual adult capacity, any retard can keep a job and spend money, but maintaining a home and caring for themselves is beyond them. Just take a look a chrischan. The second his mother's gone, he'll spiral.

I'm 35, no degree, no nothing, autism spectrum. Pass as normal but I have way too much anxiety to function in society.

>>717525912
>Just take a look a chrischan. The second his mother's gone, he'll spiral.
You are years out of date.

>>717526434
>Pass as normal but I have way too much anxiety to function in society.
Are you so far gone that you would rather shit yourself than cease playing video games for less than a minute?

https://www.youtube.com/live/y8If43Q9e1U

This is genuinely the best thread ive seen on this board in 5 years

>>717526485
he managed to find another enabler thanks to his fame, that's all there is to it

>>717526665
h-huh?

>>717526815
I think he ALSO has a speech impediment.

>>717526865
oh you think, really?

Question is are we gonna make this retard rich?

>>717526936
i thought he was so retarded he can't create complex thoughts, BUT if you watch that vid to the end, he starts talking coherent sentences at the end from 2:31 onwards. Basically people were calling his mom and he asks them to stop.

>>717527051
He can barely form sentences due to his speech impediment, so he can't really become a lolcow.

>>717479978
Ever heard about NAP

>>717521031
I'm glad to be wrong and retarded this day

Mom and son.

Reviewing the footage and audio his IQ appears higher than I thought, as I thought he was literally a downie. He has a severe speech impediment on top of everything else, and severe autism.

>>717465887
>>717466665
I don't think I'm going to watch these. The one in the OP I know and it's amusing and all in the "wtf Internet" sense, but I firmly believe I don't need any more of this poisoning my brain.

>>717527680
>A homosexual on top of everything else.
God really did play him a bum hand

Reminder that Epstein had "security cameras" in all the bathrooms of his island and New york townhouse and frequently had parties. You may one day see major politicians and celebs grunting out as they release a huge log one day.

>>717527680
he reminds me of jet neptune

>>717528332
surely that's to record the kid fucking so the mossad can blackmail people, i doubt they kept the videos of just people taking a massive dump

>>717528332
>PRESIDENT BIDEN GO TO THE BATHROOM YOURE SHITTING YOURSELF
>n not yet, jack

>>717528595
>implying

Not illegal, but still embarrassing. Having major figures backing up toilets on video would still be useful to have, even if for the novelty figure.

>>717525919
>scat thread
let that be a sign for you...

>>717528770
We live in a populist age. A senator that can clog a toilet with one log would be crowned a hero

>>717525746
I have a well-adjusted friend who is living on disability checks and enjoying his life as a NEET because he has some kind of mental disability,
I don't know the details but to me he seems like a regular guy that may be a little autistic, but could easily pass as non-autist if you weren't told he's been living on disability benefits.
Meanwhile this absolute troglodyte of a human needs to find work and some how able to work, but I guess people like that are too retarded to apply for shit like that (or too stupidly stubborn to admit that they are retarded).

>>717528695
kek

>>717528948
In my state its pretty much impossible to get on disability without lying or turning the gibs into a full time job itself with all the bureaucracy, leaving the actual crippled retards to eat shit

this thread is basically kiwifarms

>>717529402
No? Kiwifarms is a tranny-infested shithole where only the lowest of the low gather to demean people with disabilities, in this thread we are laughing at the genuinely hilarious shit creeper95 does, not at the man himself, some even find it admirable that he's able to keep a job despite his speech impediment, autism and possible mental retardation.

>>717529402
the internet is basically kiwifarms

>>717486362

Every time I see Mafia I can't think of anything but this dude shitting on himself lmao

>>717529402
We are not cultivating anything, we are amazed by the gamer of gamers.

>>717529402
kiwifarm faggots stalk and harass people and generally try to get them to actually fuck their lives up
i just think creeperman's based and shitting himself is based and a power move

nuh yeh wah te hell

>be me
>open this thread
>immediately have to shit
>don't want to get up
Maybe this guy was on to something

>>717521286
the longer you wait the worse it's gonna get, Chris chan's parents had him when they were 40 and 54.

>>717478514
I once pissed myself at the arcade as a kid playing time crisis 2

>>717521162
For men it's fine, it's women's age that matters most, unless you plan to already no longer be able to run and catch a ball with your son by the time you're 45 then I guess in this case yes, you should have children when you're 20.

>>717506371
Kids literally don't play outdoors anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if kids would think it's weird for other kids to play outside

>>717464331 (OP)
"A man chooses. A slave obeys"
This fucking classic still gives me a laughing/coughing fit.

>>717522831
Yeah that shit was fucking awful, spent literal days either driving around while listening to music or doing the glitch. Regardless, the DLCs fucking suck balls so it wasn't even fun doing them. Definitive Edition adds EVEN MORE posters yippie fucking yay

>>717525667
I NEVER
WANTED
TO BE THIS
WAY!

>>717527680
that's actually a cute photo

>>717465887
Put this creature down.

>>717527680
this feels like a fundraiser photo for a kid with cancer or some shit

>>717511193
yeah I find these kinds of hilarious retards on youtube all the time. I don't share them so they don't become memes and delete all their shit like this guy did

>>717533196
>>717525667
qrd?

>>717468052
He genuinely shouldn't be recording himself at all of he can't control his sharts. His mom should cut down the internet

>>717464450
fucking KEK

Recently shit myself for the first time in my adult life. Pretty terrible feeling honestly. Worse than I imagined. Thankfully it was 99 perfect liquid. Thanks for coming to my shittalk.

>>717464331 (OP)
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
STICKY THIS THREAD
its very important

>>717534807
Nuh yeh

>>717534162
Diaper shitting pedo got caught

https://x.com/_LegoBoss789_/status/751472940340932608

He mogs you.

>>717534162
He was one of those guys who constantly calls people out for being a paedo and then got caught trying to solicit a 12 year old girl. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

>>717535526
He looks like my cousin, but this guy is apparently like 30 years old

>>717535512
nitter your links you FUCKING nigger

>>717535526
he does look autistic as fuck

>>717535526
after all this time, I was under the assumption that he was black

>>717534162
Kino of the year. He got caught in a sting operation, wanting to shit and piss on an 11 year old girl. Shits himself in a diaper on camera right before the pedo hunters walk in. Goes to jail covered in shit. It's vidya related too since he says him being a pedo all started when he found cp on his 3DS web browser.
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC

>>717535784
We don't do the whole racism thing around here any more, friend.

>>717535876
kill yourself niggerfaggot

>>717535848
Didn't the cops tell him to put his diaper back on or something? The whole thing was like 45 minutes long, I can't watch it again.

>>717535637
You forgot the most important part.
He showed up to fuck a child, wearing a diaper.
A diaper which he intended to shit in before fucking the child because that was his fetish.
And the police officer acting as the mother pimping her daughter goaded him into shitting himself before the police came out.
She got him to shit himself so he could be caught red-handed and brown-diapered.

Frankly that woman is a goddamn master of trolling.

I remember a video of some dude reviewing an old retro game, maybe castlevania or something, then his little brother comes in and he starts shouting lewd things at him. Does anyone know the video I'm talking about?

>>717464331 (OP)
>>717465887
I should never have kids. There's always a risk that they become pants shitting retards

>>717535848
>It's vidya related too since he says him being a pedo all started when he found cp on his 3DS web browser.

No, it was just regular porn because the 3DS has an internet browser.

>>717535984
>>717512525

>>717536043
Simple.
Hunting trip.

>>717536043
They're born as pants shitting retards. Some of them just never grow out of it.

>>717535960
The first and last 10 minutes are where most of the kino is, you can skip the middle.

>>717535970
>And the police officer acting as the mother pimping her daughter goaded him into shitting himself before the police came out.
>She got him to shit himself so he could be caught red-handed and brown-diapered.
I never actually bothered watching the video, does it ever show her face? I want to see this based femoid.

>>717535717
The effects of shit retention.

>>717536073
based thank you anon

>>717535970
>>717536118
if it were me in there, things would've gone way different, i would've ran so they had to tackle me and got shit all over themselves
uh oh stinky!

>>717536229
AKA the fountain of youth. It's a well kept secret. Every big hollywood actor is walking around with a full colon 100% of the time.

>>717499675
My fucking sides

>>717526046
There's a boy right next to her leg

>>717521273
>is he cumming to a barrack obama text to speech reading a my hero acadamia erotic fanfic?

Yup.

>>717464331 (OP)
What's the point of keeping freaks like this alive?

OP you owe me a blowjob for snowballing your thread to bumplimit with one simple post >>717465436

>>717537417
if you want them gone so bad, you can start with yourself

>>717537681
XD
Again why does society keep them alive? What is the point of his existence? He's just making his parents miserable

>>717495980
autism is a spectrum you literal retard

>>717537749
Be the change you want to see

>>717527796
Yeah it's pretty sad for her mother

>>717537786
you have a potato family member or something? sorry bro

>>717537749
>>717537825
>xhe doesn't know
He actually supports his mother. He may be a pants shitting retard, but he's not useless.

>>717537770
Yeah and every girl who claims to be autistic is literally lying. They're the same as the people who claimed to be demented because they watched invader zim

>>717537898
How? His stream makes money?

>>717537964
No, he somehow has a stable job, the dude earns enough to pay like $300 a month to people who make shitty weg games on patreon.

>>717537957
I'm autistic
am I lying?

>>717538039
holy shit, that's impressive. Unless it's some government program to give pretend jobs to retards

>>717537964
I find that hard to believe. Most of his videos have less than 1000 views

>>717538071
Well maybe but, but I said girls. You are not a girl and ywnbaw

>>717538039
Any minimum wage job pays that much, I doubt he's contributing to the household in any way

>>717538114
No, we don't know the details, but it's probably some braindead job with little social interaction, everyone can stack boxes in a warehouse after all. What's impressive is that this dude DOESN'T shit himself at work.

>>717538270
He saves it for the stream I guess

>>717538270
How do you know he doesn't

>>717538270
He can't shit at work because he does all his shitting at home

>>717532357
not only do they suck balls but are glitchy as FUCK, I remember doing joes and the cops for some reason just spaz out all the time, it's like the laziest piece of shit i've played

>>717503634
Rebirth doesn't even run on all cards too because it uses some bullshit shader

>>717529402
Nah if this was kiwi you'd see 200 pages replies of psychos seething at him, thinking he's apart of some schizo boogeyman in their heads. Over here we're just having a laugh.

>>717503634
it wasnt coded by jeets

>>717535960
They tell him to take his dirty diaper off and put on a clean one. In front of all the cameras, and the cops, and the pedo hunters that have dropped the facade and are all pointing and laughing at him. It's the crescendo of the entire sting.

>>717465887
>>717466665
>>717473985
what a vile creature of nurgle

>>717515326
What the actual fuck