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Anonymous No.717494743 [Report] >>717494805 >>717494929 >>717494981 >>717495117 >>717495241
how do you respond without sounding like a dinosaur?
Anonymous No.717494805 [Report] >>717494945
>>717494743 (OP)
that's cute actually
Anonymous No.717494929 [Report]
>>717494743 (OP)
>Pshh, at least I can have sex, kid.
Anonymous No.717494945 [Report]
>>717494805
it's pretty funny too
Anonymous No.717494981 [Report] >>717495232
>>717494743 (OP)
Pretend to be a literal dinosaur and then bite her
Not like a soft playful bite either, like take some flesh along with you kinda bite
Anonymous No.717495117 [Report] >>717495232
>>717494743 (OP)
i make a t-rex noise like the jurassic park one and watch her reaction
Anonymous No.717495232 [Report]
>>717494981
no you wouldn't
>>717495117
lol
Anonymous No.717495241 [Report] >>717495675
>>717494743 (OP)
beat her with a belt and wooden spoon just like my parents did to me when i tried to be funny
Anonymous No.717495675 [Report] >>717496106
>>717495241
sounds like you deserved it
Anonymous No.717496106 [Report] >>717496201
>>717495675
this is just a bad movie, I never got the hype because I like video games. Such normie slop.
Anonymous No.717496201 [Report]
>>717496106
noted, tx for the bump