At this point, I just think Nintendo is trolling their fans with a shitty console

good. they deserve it

>>717505226 (OP)
Jesus, she went from looking like Snow White to looking like the Wicked Witch overnight.

>>717505226 (OP)
SHAMONE!

>2 months since release
>still causing this much seethe
>already more games than your snoystation

its going to be a good few years

>>717505226 (OP)
Nintendo has replaced EA as the Great Satan of the game industry for the past few months, theyve just been the greediest Jap faggots imaginable

Switch 2 stand for TWO GAMES

>>717505226 (OP)
>he bourghted a switch 2?
>brick it

Its sold double what the switch did in the same timeframe

>>717505226 (OP)
You can tell a zoomie made this topic because it's not funny nor does it make sense.

>>717505385
2 more games isnt an achievement

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

>>717505226 (OP)
Why do so many hollywood women do this to their faces?

>>717505226 (OP)

>>717505468
2 is infinetily more than 0

>>717505517
They don't want to get raped anymore

>>717505226 (OP)
Why does she have scales on her neck?

>does nothing
>wins

>>717505517
Crabs in bucket. Chicks get tricked into getting it done by some surgeon, they look horrible and they're jealous of prettier younger girls, so they convince them that this looks way better and more mature and whatnot. Then those younger girls fuck their face up and the cycle repeats.

>>717505226 (OP)
She wasn't that hot to begin with.

>>717506987
Built for excessively violent sex

>>717505226 (OP)
>after years of shilling Wii U, /v/ finally accepts Switch 1 as good now that there is Switch 2 that needs shitting on
Of course.

>>717505226 (OP)
Holy shit she turned into Enki from Fear and Hunger

Did she actually bog herself?

>>717505407
two more games than ps5

>>717505407
Yeah WTF is the audience for this console?
Rich little Asian kids who's grandparents know nothing about technology?

>>717505324
Snow White more like Taco Orange

>>717505226 (OP)
the switch is overrated, everything it ever had was Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon games with fire emblem, Xenoblade, and Kirby scattered around

the Switch 2 is up to a much better lineup having Donkey Kong and Metroid Prime on its first year, now, if the Star Fox game is real then it will have a better game catalog than the Switch

>>717506775
Her reptilian genes are asserting themselves

>>717505226 (OP)
nosferatus are not upholding the masquerade lately

>>717505226 (OP)
>>717505292
>>717505468
>>717508032
You lost and got raped,,, Eric

>>717505517
The surgeons are Jewish.
The American goymcattle will do pretty much anything they're told by jewish people, including getting bog surgeries such as buccal fat removal and circumcision.

>>717505517
>>717507040
>>717509626
im pretty sure this is just makeup for the premier of the show she looks like that in.

>>717505226 (OP)
How so? It's strange seeing the western perception around the switch 2. The only thing that gets mocked in japan is the gross niggers forced around the ui. Even them some girls are polite and call them "funny".

>>717505397
It's what the US deserves for making that huge fag doug bowser your president

Put me in the Reddit screencap!

got to wonder how much of this thread is op samefagging to himself
why did mods get rid of the ip counter anyway

>>717509925
Nah she fem bogged. I don't get why these young girls get this nasty surgery.

>>717505226 (OP)
The sweet dreams chick did it better even with the stupid hair

>>717510857
4chan was and is still full of same fagging jeets, bots and propagandists peddling narratives. It's hard to do that when you can see how many people are actually posting in a thread.

>>717509626
The fact that you specifically choose to single out Americans when Koreans continue to be THE leaders in botched plastic surgeries really shows that yellow fever is real and it has a profound mental degradation on the already retarded brains of thirdies.

>>717511078
NTA, but the idea with korean surgery is to make women pretty, and remove "imperfections". western surgery and the fem bog is just pushed by aging hags to ruin pretty young women.

>>717505226 (OP)
i like right better unironically, i think it's the invisible eyebrows thing

>>717505226 (OP)
what hollywood stars do to themselves is eerily similar to rape victims.

>>717510857
They actually broke it and just never bothered to fix it

>>717507040
why do americans write cringe shit like this

>>717505226 (OP)

>>717505385
Two shitty games. The PS5 unironically has more exclusives and it's still worthless, and exclusivity is still pure anti-consumer kikery only useful idiots support.
You people have zero fucking standards you just live to gobble whatever corporate cock you latch onto.

>>717511473
Child stars are rape victims.

>>717515526
It's funny how you people keep screaming this when Playstation has a long documented history of cheap trash being dumptruck'd onto its consoles. "My trash is treasure", apparently.

>>717515448
Thanks Anon!

>>717515526
You lost and got raped,,, Eric

>>717515665
Did you even read that post or did you just see PS5 and shit your breeches.

>>717505226 (OP)
>all Nintendo Online and Eshop UI still hitches every time you scroll, trying to load a bunch of unoptimized images in their shitty applet
>ignores your input all the time so you have to do it twice
What fucking bullshit, they had 8 years to fix this garbage. And this in the menu of their premium service, and when you're going into shop and buy games. A trash experience, unparalleled, you couldn't design a worse experience on purpose but they did it twice.

>>717515448
KEK

>>717515526
>Nintendo games are shitty
>but also they should be multiplatform so I can play them
lol make up your mind contrarian faggot
imagine crying that first party Nintendo games are exclusive, you’re a hysterical retard

>>717506987
Such is the strenght of aryan genes, latinas are unfortunately cursed to goblinism

>>717516112
>schizo corpo cocksucker ramblings
Take your meds.

>>717516137
latinas can age decently when they aren't 300lb blobs

>>717508032
Not mention pokemon was complete shit, fire emblem is way past its prime, zelda was turned into ubislop and xenoblade 2 and 3 pale in comparison to 1 and X, but hey, at least odyssey and forgotten land were good, right?

>>717516242
>b-b-but muh CONSUMERS!
Start a petition about it faggot, maybe you can “save gaming” again!

>>717516365

>>717505226 (OP)
Holy fuck she actually looks like that now, wow. What crack are they smoking in Hollywood?

>>717516449
>your noble crusade, gamer

>>717510819
niggerkike

>>717515448
Holy lel!
Someone should sneak this in the oscars lmfao.

>>717516284
Arceus and echoes of wisdom were great

>>717516271
Actually, the fat helps stave off wrinkles.

>>717516950
Unsettling image.

>>717516950
true

>>717515941
>>717516242
>>717516449
You lost and got raped,,, Eric

>>717515448
>you get a cool $1 million dollars
>have to get bogged in the process
would you answer the call /v/?

>>717505226 (OP)

>>717505226 (OP)
>>717505468
>>717507736
>>717515526
Don't you get tired of seething 24/7?

>>717517792
Yeah, it pisses me off that the Nintendo I grew up with went to shit and you cockgarglers facilitated it, so I will make it your problem.

>>717505226 (OP)
are tendies serious? I thought they were joking. Is anyone really proud of only being able to afford one console?

>>717518096
It's the only console worth owning

>>717517916
Based nutendo hater
Keep up the good work anon

>>717505226 (OP)
cattle will graze and shit where they eat

>>717518169
I'm sure those grapes were sour anyway, buddy.

>>717505517

>>717517916
>>717518096
>>717518209
>>717518265
You lost and got raped,,, Eric

>>717518386
Snoy, we can play your dogshit games on PC if we want to.

>>717518430
cattle post
they only see the whip that beats them no matter the appearance

>>717518427
Rare based redditor

>>717517610
im already ugly, might as well switch to the Rich variant of uglyness, which is a sign of high status, it coming with actual riches is an extra.

>>717505226 (OP)
Hollywood really is the evil disney villain

>>717516463
Cigarettes

>>717518596
It's a spambot, check the archives.

>>717505226 (OP)
They're both fuck ugly, which is supposed to be the attractive one?

>>717518464
>tendies still trying to latch onto the PC master race
kek a tale as old as time

>>717505226 (OP)
What's wrong with the Switch 2 other than the price of Mario Kart?

>>717518962
Why are you dumb as a rock

>>717518963
>he can only afford one console
third world hours

>>717519148
seriously when will tenjeets and snoyniggers learn

>>717519037
My only problem is that most Switch 1 games run in 720p handheld mode personally. I don't know why they have to update every game individually just to enable 1080p.

fastest selling console in history btw

>>717505226 (OP)
Where did this "suck all the flesh out of your cheeks" Hollywood trend come from? It's abhorrent
They look like ghouls man

>>717518596
>>717518865
>>717518963

You lost and got raped,; Eric

>>717505542
Baaaa baaaa baaaa BAZED!