Thread 717506602

Cannonically, he lived to witness Nirvana in the 90s

he met CJ

>>717506602 (OP)
why did puberty make him brown?

>>717506787
>/v/ shut in doesn't know what a tan looks like

>>717506602 (OP)
>im a no good murderer, just like my pa an whore momma
>good thing i read all those books
>WORK YA DAM NAG

>>717506787
Javier's genes started to kick in.

Also the only RDR character to get referenced in GTA confirming they are in the same universe

>>717507408
>The same universe
rockstar makes "realistic" games. That's just this universe

>>717508747
Point out San Andreas on a map

>>717507350
>NPCs in Redemption 1 mistake Jack for John or know from a glance that they’re related
>”But which gang member was Jack’s REAL father?”
With how much Redemptionfags jerk off “muh detail” in games, they sure miss something that’s very bluntly told to you in the first one.

>>717506602 (OP)
He'd be 96 though...

>>717506602 (OP)
Not why they made him pretty in 2
literally has double eyelids

>>717509039
3d universe isn't canon retard
>inb4 wdym 3d universe hurr hurr

>tfw john was only 26 in RDR 2
>abigail was 22

I genuinely thought they were both in their 30s, why did people in the 1800s age like shit?

>>717510808
Constant sunlight.
Smoking.
Shit food.

>>717510808
Smoking/drinking and sunlight. Just look at spics and the french, they're middle-aged raisins at 23, men and women.

>>717509359
Are you not aware you can have no questionable parentages in 2019+? All bros must be gay, no man is his own kids father, every woman hates her husband (that might be true), the black guy is always the paladin, the strong masculine cowboy is secretly gay.

>>717506787
He became a criminal.

>>717506787
If you're out in the sun all day your skin will tan.

>>717510808
The sun is constant passive radiation poisoning.