Thread 717558874 - /v/ [Archived: 17 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:46:37 AM No.717558874
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>Now you listen to me, anon. I work for a living, and I mean real work, not masturbating to anime and playing video games all day. I provide the people of this website with intelligent and stimulating conversations. Oh, when I think of all my genius ramblings going to dumbasses like you! It just makes me wanna...oh..ohhh....oh god...it just...oh god.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:48:34 AM No.717558959
>>>/tv
Replies: >>717559048
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:48:48 AM No.717558973
An idiot like me brings others down to my level and beat them with experience. As shrimple as that.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:49:24 AM No.717559008
How the fuck does Hank support a family with a retail job?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:50:01 AM No.717559048
>>717558973
I just simply don't stoop to your level.

>>717558959
I mean, come on? What is this? Prison camp? Is nobody allowed to have fun here?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:50:58 AM No.717559082
>>717559048
>>>/tv/
Replies: >>717559214
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:51:46 AM No.717559126
>>717559008
it was a different time
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:52:07 AM No.717559153
>>717559008
You could afford a lot more on a retail salary back when KotH aired.
Also Peggy worked too.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:52:08 AM No.717559154
>>717559008
dual income household
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:53:10 AM No.717559214
>>717559082
I got your >>>/tv/ right here, faggot.

*unzips*
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:54:46 AM No.717559291
Is the new season any good?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:57:07 AM No.717559412
>>717559291
It's meh. More in line with the later seasons than the good years, but less offensively bad than most reboots are, which is a point in its favor.
Dale's new voice takes some getting used to, though.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:58:14 AM No.717559476
>>717559008
In the 90s you could have a two story house, wife, dog, two kids, all on the salary of a shoe salesman
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:58:19 AM No.717559485
>>717558874 (OP)
>masturbating to anime
Hank wouldnt say that, hed just say cartoons
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:59:27 AM No.717559548
>>717559291
Its not terrible, but i wouldnt go out of my way to watch it again. It kind of made me just want to rewatch s1-10
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:02:35 AM No.717559721
>>717559485
I think anime pertains more to 4chan, or at least a variety of boards, including this one. I'm sure like 60% of anons on here watch and jerk it to anime, honestly probably higher.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:05:27 AM No.717559856
>>717559008
GAS JOCKEY
WORKS FOR TIPS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:06:49 AM No.717559927
>>717559008
Same way Homer supported his family. You just start a family and buy a house in the 90s and now you're a millionaire
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:06:51 AM No.717559932
never seen

best episodes?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:10:39 AM No.717560108
>>717559008
You used to be able to do this and then Jews happened
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:11:52 AM No.717560179
>>717559932
the one wher he get porpane in his urethara
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:12:37 AM No.717560218
>>717559291
It has its moments. It's a little too woke and some of the voices are awful. Dale's voice is distractingly bad, ruins every scene he's in.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:16:37 AM No.717560404
>>717558874 (OP)
Thanks anon got a laugh
>>717559932
I would say the one where Hank becomes a firefighter with his friends
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:49:23 AM No.717562053
>>717559932
I had to show an episode of KotH to an uncle who was interested in it and I also picked the firefighter episode that the anon above me recommended. But it's kind of a weirdly self-contained episode where it's better the more familiar you are with the characters. Still a good pick.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:58:44 AM No.717562501
>>717559008
Hank is an assistant manager not a drone so he makes more. Hes been working his way up for years now. He lives modestly in Texas and knows how to work on his own truck or house, minus plumbing if you factor in the โ€œRacist Dawgโ€ episode. Peggy also โ€œworksโ€ as a substitute teacher on and off so that adds too it. It was also the mid 90s. Its doable as their house seems to be pretty average on the inside and outside. Two bedrooms, a small kitchen, living room and two bathrooms all on a single floor. Hanks also the type to save up money as well.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:00:19 AM No.717562590
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>>717559291
No. Bobby ends up with an ultra used goods Connie.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:03:23 AM No.717562756
>>717559932
me here

haven't seen a single one but know of
THAT'S MY PURSE
lel
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:04:54 AM No.717562831
>>717558874 (OP)
the
boggle
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boggle
boggle
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:05:27 AM No.717562854
>>717559476
And your wife constantly wanted to sleep with you back then.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:05:36 AM No.717562860
you forgot the pixels
you forgot the pixels
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>>717562590
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:06:47 AM No.717562912
>>717562831
Dallas? Sallad.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:08:00 AM No.717562972
>>717559008
Owning the house helps a lot, but also Hank isn't selling propane at a retail level. Most of their customers seem to be commercial customers.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:08:10 AM No.717562983
>>717562501
>Hank is an assistant manager not a drone so he makes more
LOL
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:08:37 AM No.717563001
>>717558874 (OP)
>masturbating
he would never say that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:10:38 AM No.717563105
>>717559008
He earns $1000 a day
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:10:43 AM No.717563115
>>717562983
it was the 90s
back then assistant managers were actual positions instead of just "min wage with more chores"
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:10:50 AM No.717563125
>>717562590
It's revealed later that she doesn't actually believe in this shit and was just coping.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:13:20 AM No.717563249
>>717559291
I thought it was pretty good, it just felt like more koth and its better than some of the older episodes.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:13:29 AM No.717563256
>>717563115
Missed the point. Buck pays Hank as little as possible. Wouldn't surprise me if it was minimum wage at the time.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:26 AM No.717563467
>>717559291
It feels like the latter seasons of KoTH, overall I had fun with it and enjoyed it a lot. They definitely found their footing in the later episodes so next season should be great.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:17:32 AM No.717563472
>>717563256
As little as possible doesn't mean he isn't making more than those below him. Regardless of how much Buck was fucking Hank, which is clearly was, Hank was still getting paid well.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:21:25 AM No.717563647
I only blow loads to Tsunade
that's it.
I -- I swear
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:21:27 AM No.717563648
>>717559008
Because he's the assistant manager, not some entry level sales clerk or some shit.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:22:34 AM No.717563687
why would hank abandon the propane needs of america to go work for the ayrabs for his retirement
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:22:43 AM No.717563695
>>717563472
So the grunts are making $5.00 and Hank makes $5.05. Wow.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:24:20 AM No.717563773
hank probably made less than the CDL drivers honey
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:24:34 AM No.717563786
chappelle
chappelle
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I bet /v/ doesn't even know what a loosey is.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:25:26 AM No.717563824
>>717563687
Because Arabs pay very well. It's implied over and over that Buck paid Hank like utter shit while the Arabs were literally throwing stuff like houses and wives at him just to try and keep him.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:25:52 AM No.717563852
>>717563786
i don't fill my brain with USELESS information
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:35:21 AM No.717564306
>>717563695
If you want to be retarded, that's fine.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:16 AM No.717564415
i refuse to believe peggy wasnt stoned to death in saudi arabia
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:38:56 AM No.717564450
>>717564306
#gottem
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:23 AM No.717564502
>>717563786
Is it a uh loose woman?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:40:25 AM No.717564504
>>717564415
Didnt they live on a glorified base? KOTH has always been kinda outlandish.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:50 AM No.717564928
How much did Hank make working at Aramco? It seems like an almost obscene amount. Bobby was what 12 to
13 in the og series and he's 21 in the revival. So that's around a decade since being an assistant manager at a shitty local operation and retirement? And it's modern day at that so he managed to go from 2012 to current year and be retired at what 50? He has to at least be a proper millionaire at this point in the series yeah? Do they ever bother bringing back Luanne and Lucky in the revival? I only really bothered watching the first episode.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:49:53 AM No.717564929
>>717564502
it is not
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:51:40 AM No.717564990
>>717564928
No and thank fuck for that. They were always some of the worst characters.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:41 AM No.717565025
>>717564990
Lucky, yeah sure. But I actually liked Luanne.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:53:25 AM No.717565046
>>717564990
lucky was just a dog. how was she bad? luanne i can see not bringing back since her VA is dead
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:05 AM No.717565108
>>717565046
Ladybird was the dog.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:39 AM No.717565128
>>717564928
There is no real way to guess what Hank made. The reboot is set in 2023 since there and Hank left America sometime prior to COVID so in 2019 or prior.
Aramco paid him very well, but it also seems like him and Peggy made safe but smart investments since Hank's half of the dividends is about what he made in a year at Strickland which is either very good or very sad if Buck underpaid Hank that much.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:55:47 AM No.717565132
>>717565108
ah youre right
uhhhhhhhhhh i am embarrassed GOOD NIGHT
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:59:54 AM No.717565308
>>717559291
They have black characters now.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:02:22 AM No.717565406
>>717565128
How can the series take place in the modern era when only 8 years have passed and it ended probably sometime in the mid 2000s both in-universe and out of it?? The show somehow had Green Day and references to other 90s things and ended right before smartphones and Obama destroyed the US.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:03:54 AM No.717565467
>>717565406
Floating timeline
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:05:49 AM No.717565548
>>717565406
Initially the show was going to have a 20 something year timeskip, but the dialed it back to 8 for whatever reason. The weird thing is that they didn't update the show entirely for the change so you have a whole bunch of 49-51s who are all retired.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:08:19 AM No.717565664
>>717565308
They had them before
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:09:32 AM No.717565729
>>717565548
>so you have a whole bunch of 49-51s who are all retired.
That's strange? What happened to this country.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:10:53 AM No.717565803
>>717565729
you WILL work to 65
probably later by the time we hit that age social security will be dead
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:12:10 AM No.717565863
>>717559291
it feels like it's made for fans but in a bad way, like it spends more time gratifying people who care about koth expanded universe lore than actually being funny or interesting
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:21:46 AM No.717566295
>>717565406
KotH takes places in whatever year the real world is.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:22:21 AM No.717566330
>>717559721
But 4chan's a right wing website, and right wingers are all about hating porn/degeneracy and being a good pure moral Christian man with a married wife and children. Meaning they don't masturbate or consume degenerate filth like anime.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:23:15 AM No.717566367
>>717566295
>whatever year the real world is
Titor-kun...
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:25:15 AM No.717566449
>>717559008
Wasn't he an assistant manager of Strickland Propane? Plus, propane grills aren't cheap and he's a good salesman.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:01 AM No.717566486
>>717562590
Bro knew this for ages and still simped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHj0hh9t3M
Replies: >>717566565
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:26:52 AM No.717566532
>>717565308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CByQKMlAydI
Replies: >>717566682
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:27:35 AM No.717566565
>>717566486
Sometimes, that boy is right.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:28:06 AM No.717566598
>>717563786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nGAvQ4fHuU
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:07 AM No.717566651
>>717564415
this is the biggest problem with the new season desu. everyting that happened leading up to it is more interesting than anything that happens in it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:56 AM No.717566682
>>717565308
>>717565664
>>717566532
To this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4l1C2fGqB4
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:40 AM No.717566789
>>717566682
It's a fucking wonder Hank's still Bill's friend after the mountain of bullshit he's put him through.
Replies: >>717566834
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:42 AM No.717566791
>>717563786
a fag.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:32:47 AM No.717566801
>>717566682
Classic Bill.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:33:32 AM No.717566834
>>717566789
Hank has a complex about military men matter how shitty they are
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:37:40 AM No.717567058
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>>717566834
Guess it's like seeing a golden statue getting slowly buried in piles of shit and mud. You can still see the radiance of what was once there, but every passing day it gets harder.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:10 AM No.717567131
>>717567058
>white people
It's a good thing the new episodes fixed that problem.
Replies: >>717567235
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:39:31 AM No.717567151
>>717559008
Once upon a time having children was a financial incentive instead of a money void.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:41:19 AM No.717567235
Chaika, Ohio!
Chaika, Ohio!
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>>717567131
>hippies
>people
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:55 AM No.717567420
Did Hank kick anyone's ass?
Replies: >>717567590
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:23 AM No.717567590
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>>717567420
Hank has only kicked one ass in the history of the show
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:49:56 AM No.717567657
>>717567590
IM THE BOSS OF YOU..YOU
MONKEY BOY!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:51:52 AM No.717567750
>>717567590
I dont blame him. Dangerous retards deserve abuse.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:52:56 AM No.717567796
>>717559291
it's decent enough

what they did to Kahn is an absolute travesty, though
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:02 AM No.717567981
Fuck just had a memory

>lunchtime
>soccerball hits me in the head
>see guy smile at me
>it was him
>I kick him the stomach as hard as I can
>Principal calls me in
>he says boy needs surgery and I must apologize
>I do no such thing
>he was bigger than me
>years pass and i see him
>sees me as I stare and he breaks eye contact
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 8:01:22 AM No.717568152
>>717559932
The one where everyone in the neighborhood gets together and demolished a neighbors mcmansion with axes and sledgehammers
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:01:48 AM No.717570884
>>717558874 (OP)
>oh..ohhh....oh god...it just...oh god.
Honeyโ€ฆ bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:04:32 AM No.717570994
>>717559008
assistant manager who can also earn commission. peggy chips in with all her odd jobs too. also there's an episode where hanks shows bobby they're just slightly ahead of being paycheck to paycheck
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:05:33 AM No.717571037
>>717562590
this is really the only thing about the new season that sucks. bobby's oneitis for connie was cute when he was a kid. now that she's a used roasting it's just fucking annoying
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:06:50 AM No.717571093
>>717564928
at least quadruple what he made with strickland
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:07:25 AM No.717571119
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>>717558874 (OP)
what ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ  does he play?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:10:13 AM No.717571227
KOTH0602[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Foiedy1.ogg]_thumb.jpg
>>717559932
0410 Hillennium
0422 Flush With Power
0602 Soldier of Misfortune
off the top of my head
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:43:01 AM No.717574737
>>717559008
40 years of trickle down economics ruined America