Hey guys, i'm going on an epic quest. Does anyone wanna come with me?

>>717586385 (OP)
I would but I'm old and over weight.

>reddit frog
>>>/r/eddit

You'll need a white man with a shield to be the backbone and moral cornerstone of the group that will no doubt be full of retarded degenerates.

I would but I'm working
>New sidequest: Kill anon's boss

I'm about to take a nap, maybe next time

Where are we going?

>>717586385 (OP)
Can't, I have to finish stats class and the rest of my geneds so I can get my bachelor's in a year, find a decent paying job, collect and paint two 2k point 40k armies, start running a D&D campaign twice a week, start a family, become a game developer and save the white race. I still have 9 and a half years before lichdom.

>>717587392
Wait 8 and a half.

Oh yeah I got to hit 1234 on the smith machine. And maybe do a marathon and get good at stretching too.

>>717586385 (OP)
I'm rrready. M' bringin me ship

>>717586385 (OP)
No thanks, I've got a beautiful wife who I love and loves me, I'm going to sit by the tree reading poetry and she's going to sing to me all day long.

put me in