Thread 717599968

8/8 is King K. Rool day
Post King K. Rool

You already have a vore day thread >>717521028

>>717600043
Vore day is vore day. 8/8 is King K. Rool day because that's when he was announced for Smash Ultimate

>>717599968 (OP)
fucking off yourself fag

Pitch your idea for a king k. rool game

>>717600402
I thought 8/8 was bowser day?

>>717602803
That's august 4th
Because stage 8-4 in SMB is where you fight Bowser

When is K Rool day or is 8/8 now his day?

get this nigga some eyedrops

>>717601868
crusader kings 2 but everyone is krocodile

Do his servants count?

>>717603551
>now
Since 2018
>>717604096
Nah, he looks better with the bloodshot eye
>>717604205
Of course

>>717604205
I watched the show recently and it was kind of funny how K Rool had a whole army in the first season and then in Season 2 it's really just K Rool, Krusha, and Klump hanging around a giant base

Happy vore day!

>>717604096
Some stress eyedrops can't fix.

>>717605687
is this vore

>>717607043
The real vore is what happens afterwards

My fellow New Donkers. After last night's devastating attack by the terrorist leader known as King K. Rool, we must now consider ourselves at war with the Kremling Krew.

>>717607572
the time has come to sign a bill ensuring all niggas will have a girl to sing so they can unleash their bananza
god speed

>>717599968 (OP)
the last last bossfight is so hard bros. it's harder than anything in odyssey

>>717604205
Why does Krool only hang around mostly naked men all day

>>717601868
Dating sim.

>>717607572
psyop, I know for a fact sarasaland was behind the attack I just need to prove it

>>717608519
gay as hell

>>717607959
It's absolute peak. Probably the best boss fight Nintendo has ever made, and yeah it is really hard.

>>717608049
Why not?

>>717601868
Wario master of disguise but no touch controls and the level design is based off DKC and there are no minigames.

>>717606606
Why was he so upset by the one image of K Rool eating her that he felt the need to make this, lol. K Rool has claws he would just tear her open like a plastic bag.
>inb4 muh magic
K Rool has magic powers too now so lol.

How is there no good dk and krool porn? It seems impossible

>>717615415
Well, DK is pretty unfuckable. I mean he's a cool guy but the ape has near zero fag appeal. The new design seems to have changed that a bit though. He's a lady's kong.

>>717599968 (OP)
will we ever see the lovely ms rool in game?

>>717615782
Movie DK is Bara bait. Its dangerously close to being furry.

>>717607572
>Also we are dedicating a street to K Rool and several other streets to his minions
What did he mean by this?

>>717603551
K is the 11th letter so November 11th would be his day i thought. He needs to pay respects to those kremling veterans

>>717604284
>disgusting bloodshot eye
>still want to fuck him
How does he do it?

>>717615962
It's a posibility since nintendo didn't realize the wife thing was a joke
>>717616275
It's not disgusting at all, it looks cool, I can't imagine him without it, and it looks even better in bananza where they made his sclera tinted red

>>717616275
Mental illness is sexy to both fags and straight people alike. There's nothing like the thrill of the danger of sex with someone who may just actually murder you. You now understand the women who lust after serial killers.

>>717615415
There's plenty of good K. Rool porn though?

>>717616469
Not him but THAT'S the thing that's weird to me. Now, I like K Rool platonically, (I'm not into bara at all) but it always struck me as strange how he has oodles of bizarre fetish art (especially anything stomach related) but the rest of the DKC cast has always gotten very very little. Even redesigned Tiny Kong only has a little bit by comparison.

>>717615962
Next game probably. I like what they did with quiztone, maybe they can embrance that humor a bit more, let's not forget K Rool has also a younger brother, multiple personality disorder and went to Wrinkly's school during DKC2.

>>717616740
>Wrinkly educates K Rool
>He becomes an evil scientist next game and builds a robot that uses monkeys as batteries
Wrinkly Kong secretly responsible for the events of DKC3?

>>717613883
You sound more upset over silly fetish picture.

>>717616469
I think he means two of them together
>>717616616
It's not strange at all, if someone is into bellies they will absolutely fall for him.

Wait, FUCK GUYS I JUST REALIZED IT'S K ROOL DAY AND I HAVEN'T FINISHED BANANZA!
Should I try to speedrun the rest of the game? I'm on the level with the burgers.

>>717606530
They had to cut the budget for season 2, which is also why they switched from mocap animation to keyframe animation and the models took a hit in quality.

>>717617320
Nah, take your time, who knows when we'll get another 3D DK?

>>717617539
Yeah, it is a lot more fun when enjoyed casually.

>7 years have been passed since krool was announced in smash ultimate
No. I'm not old. You are!

>>717607572
SIX BILLION COINS TO DREAMLAND

>>717618913
>DKC first came out 30 fucking years ago
We have finally become Cranky Kong.

>>717601868
K Rool's one of those boomers who watches monkey torture videos.

you trannies are weird fucking beings

>>717599968 (OP)
>>717600043
>>717600402
>8/8 was the day K.Rool was revealed in Smash Ultimate
>8/8 is also vore day
>K.Rool's belly gets mistaken as the banandium root, has jiggle physics, and K.Rool himself is now obsessed with devouring rotten banana mush and the world in Bananza

You can only like k rool if you beat the og trilogy

>>717619657
let him eat

>>717619657
>K.Rool's belly gets mistaken as the banandium root
I thought he was sealed away by the Root and Void freed him.

>>717605687
>NOOOOOOOO I NEED MY BANANAS

>>717619860
He was sealed/trapped by the banadium root.
Void thought thought k rool was the BR even so

>>717619657
>Void puts up posters of the fake root on his way down
How the fuck did Void know what it looked like?
I like to think he actually got there earlier by himself, realized he needed a singer, then angrily stomped back up to the surface to grab a kid and his drill.

Smash tourists ruin anything that gets into Smash. I never saw K. Rool or DKC discussion being plagued by barafags and furfags prior to 2018. I never saw Kazuya or Tekken discussion being plagued by dumb Twitter memes before to 2019. Fuck Smash Bros.

>>717622269
>I never saw barafags all over dk discussion prior to 2018
You must not have been paying very much attention then. Sure not as many, but popularity would have seen more weird porn coming of the characters regardless. That's how it works, anon. Thing gets popular, thing gets porn. Smash is super popular, so thing gets in smash means that thing gets pornfags.

>>717622423
All the more reason to hate smash

>>717622269
>I never saw K. Rool or DKC discussion being plagued by barafags and furfags prior to 2018
Dude literally any time Funky became the topic of discussion it was 60% dude who think he's hot

I wish I was Tiny during her phase of K. Rool’s DK64 fight. Would love to kiss those adorable croc toes.

>>717621030
Why didn't Void just slap his Rool's belly?

>>717615962
Probably not. But I hope she's seggsable.