golshi mode: ON

Man...

>>717621817
you were good son real good maybe even the best

when do you get to fuck the girls in this game?
you... you CAN do that, can't you?

>>717622506
When you get the Hot Spring ticket.

>>717622506
just win the hot spring raffle ticket lucklet

as great as the ID site is, you guys running these in legacy that don't show up there and you wish you had access to these monsters while i'm trying to filter every little spark and still getting just okay borrows with low affinity

I just had hot spring sex with Grass Wonder guys.

>>717625140
damn anon fucking the corpse while its still warm. you disgust me

>Have to play Gold Ship all week
Fug

This is a King Halo stan post
Witness it
Ok carry on

>>717622506
umas are friends, not your porn addiction

>>717628617
WITNESSED

>>717622506
the girls are lesbians

>>717622506
When you accept their true forms.

>>717629262
legit think they should have been centaurs at least

>>717629262

>>717629738
and the gayest post of august goes to...

>>717629683
It's supposed to be a "X things reimagined as anime girls" franchise in the vein of Kancolle, so even if the Yakuza say otherwise they're still gonna want the girls to be fuckable to general audiences. But I do agree it would've made more sense for the horse racing game to have actual horse racers instead of Olympic sprinters.

RIP

>>717629262
So beautiful~

>>717621817

>>717631498
>kancolle
to think gacha games used to be so scarce and japan focused, how the turns have tabled

>>717629180
for trainer's cock

>>717632814
>dies

>>717622506
just join the yakuza

>>717633163
fuck off we're full

>there's an UMA uma (autistic)
I love her already

How come most other gacha anime is complete shit with a few exceptions like this one and Kemono Friends
I kinda liked Bahamut too

Best deck for grass wonder?

>>717634331
cute space horse

>>717636119
Ponytail in Umas looks a bit funny because you have one ponytail followed by another one right below.

>>717636275
>vertical twin tails
kino
KINO

Reminder that the real Golshi won six G1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHeA4rRBSc

Is there any benefit in continuing Golshi mode once you exhaust the gold from it?

>>717636521
Being a retard is a privilege of the competent

Do you think there's a male horse league that makes way more money than the female one and the uma musumes get mad because they regularly have to stop fans from doing stuff like throwing dildos on the track and betting on the color?

>>717636568
Nope

>>717621728
FIPPY bippy

>>717636642
No, that's retarded and gay.

>40/56 goldship missions done
Should be finished in a few days

they were so hungry they could eat a human

>>717636806
freak

>>717636275
As it is above, so it is below.

>>717636819
There has to have been at least one uma musume who has eaten a human before.

>>717636642
No, because there's only female Umas and in horse racing Stallions are only marginally better and some of the greatest thoroughbreds were female.

Top 3 uma?

>>717636835
Honestly most of them are pretty easy to get if you're doing min 3 a day and grinding fans/races

>>717636916
TEIO TEIO TEIO

>>717636864
>oguri accidentally kills trainer
>has to hide the evidence

>>717636642

when does the special week banner come out and how long is it for?

>>717636997
I heard you can get a free Special Week from the main story, I don't think it's up yet tho

>>717637045
You can get a whole horse in the main story?

>>717636942
Based based based

>>717637204
Yes, JP players got a new Uma by finishing Part 2 of the main story recently.

>>717637204
a whole *ass* horse

>>717637045
you could, but it's no longer available as the event ended, apparently you'll be able to get event specific ssrs in 2 years.
>>717636997
do you mean super creek?

>>717636819
alright, you got me

It's time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

Post your Mean Nature you retarded APES

>>717636864
Makes sense, there are plenty of humans that have eaten humans
Probably some humans that have eaten Umas too, and some Umas that have eaten other Umas

The academy really needs to improve the security in the trainer's living area. At least four trainees break in during the career mode.

Special Creek
Super Week

>>717637662
The trainers live on campus? I thought they had their own houses or some shit

>tfw you had to force a pace/late uma into racing as a front uma

>>717622506
oi pipe down

Made new uma, went from being middle of the pack in CM rooms to dead last. I am regressing as a trainer.

>>717637720
why would you do this?

>>717637478
MARVELOUS

>>717637720
I had some decent results with Front Runner McQueen

>>717637528
>no replies
FUCK YOU

>>717637263
>super creek
oh yeah that's what i meant

>>717637710
It's talked about in Tachyon's and Goldshi's Christmas events.

>>717637720
Playing a Front Runner is accepting defeat to me, I take pleasure in finding all the little ways to make Late/End stronger.

>>717637779
Because rudolf has a B in front.
>>717637842
Is she better in pace?

I LOVE CURREN!!! BIGBRO LOVES YOU

>>717637832
why are her udders so big

>>717637946
Playing Late/End umas as actual Lates and Ends in career for any extended period just means you'll be taking blood pressure medication by the age of 40

>>717637946
I have a lot of luck with Late and End, I don't get the problem. I always get fucked over by Pace though.

Uh, Prez? What's going on?

>>717637528
K

Which umas are top priority for maxing the potential?

>>717638343
Neicha

>>717638343
Nice Nature for the gold bully skills, useful for the Champsions Meeting very soon.
Also I heard Narita Taishin has a powerful LV5 Potential skill.

Wich sparks to add to the eugenics pool?

>>717637478
For flat fuck friday?

>>717638343
agnes' potential skills are all really good
as are mcqueens

>>717638337
Jesus L Christ and here I thought I had enough with 6 debuffs.

Also you're literally me in almost all of stats (I'm in URA Finals so I can catch up to your speed gains), except Wit. How did you do it? How do I get an extra 500 stats without sacrificing anything?

>>717638480
You want stam first, then power, speed has uses later on, wit for niche things, guts won't be good for ages

>>717638151
It's where she stores her cheeriness.

>>717638482
Yes please

>>717637662
>At least four trainees break in during the career mode.
Working as intended.

I think Nishino Flower is a PROSTITUTE

>>717636642
Is violent assault how Golshi says "I appreciate you" in her language

>>717638532
thats a twitter post

>>717638719
sex

>>717638529
>Children with 3 different stallions.
What a slutty mare. So what other Umas are canonical foal factories?

>Sega confirmed that P5X flopped

It was considered that it would kill Uma.

>>717638873
guess the subway slammin' is over

>>717638873
>chinkslop flopped
based

>>717621490 (OP)
Should you just turn it on every time? I don't see any downside

>>717638863
Scarlet

>>717638863
Daiwa Scarlet also had 11 kids

>>717638873
Jesus fucking christ

>>>/trash/
Still not video games.

>>717638873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CU2-2hfX_8
no... my hero...

YOU AND ME GO FISHIN IN THE DARK
LYING ON OUR BACKS AND COUNTIN THE STARS
WHERE THE COOL GRASS GROOOWS

Anyone else feels brainwashed by this game?
Now everytime I see a horse in a game/TV show/etc I actually think "oh, that's a horse!" instead of just being a natural part of the scenery that I don't even think about, like I get happy to see a horse.

>>717638873
NTR-chan...

Super Creek is a woman who is like a mother to me.

https://x.com/nyoronyoropyon/status/1953663292494467466
GO SUPPORT MEISHO

>>717639018
>Pure horse girl finds out she was a massive slutty baby factory in her past life.
This gave me a boner.

/v/ma leader here, doing a wellness check on my fellow /v/ clubs.
How you holding up?

>>717638337

Best pace cards?

>>717639226

>>717638797
I'm guessing I've to never rest to achieve that Wit number.

wait, you can get sparks from non-G1 races? what are the % chances of getting them?

>>717639123
I hate women so fucking much

>>717639240
>One of the kindest souls I’ve ever met.

>>717639123
This is why I hate Kitasan.

>>717622506
You need to 5 star them so get out your credit car

>>717639123
You have Umaplasmosis.

>>717628617
are you part of the Halo Army?

>>717639469
he deserved it

>>717639379
the free Special Week SSR

>>717639226

>>717639398
Mama..

>>717638241
I like to think about all the celebrity stuff they have to do because they're popular athletes.
Someone like her gets to rep expensive fashion brands, meanwhile someone like Nature only gets offers from third-rate domestic restaurants.

>>717639123
I'm a prehistoryfag so every time I saw a horse I just thought "cool its the animal who's evolutionary history is known as well as humans". But yeah I also think of umas too, and sometimes the wired get crossed and I think about prehistoric lolibaba umas who got eaten by giant birds 55 million years ago.

Claim your waifuma.

>>717639398
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOD
PLEASE

>>717639796

>>717639123
I’ve started watching videos of actual horses kek

>>717638873
I don't get it, why make a gacha on a super specific video game? Not even a series?

>>717639123
I have incorporated way more carrots into my diet. I didn't even realize it until I noticed that my budget for veggies grew by a third (carrots are expensive right now over here)

>>717639796

>>717639796
Opera O is my husband (female) but Ryan is my wife

>>717639796

>>717640107

>>717640161
You posted a ningen bro.

>>717639123
>>717639972
>>717640046
Uma Musume has made /v/ start to appreciate horses much more now. As well as horse racing itself.

>>717639796
Opera O!

>>717640218

>>717637929
2 days

>>717640248
GOOD GRIEF THEY'RE NAKED!

>>717639302
Damn, I guess all the other /v/ clubs got glued.

>>717639796

i unironically started taking beach rest because it doesn't give night owl

>>717640097
Super used goods

>>717640406
Instead of you know...just never resting?

what's wrong with you buddy, rest is bad

>>717640264
She's my wife get in line

>>717639796

>>717621817
>call her the worst horse ever after she blew my last two retries on a hot spring run
>dies a few hours later
I'm sorry....

>>717640451
I claimed her first.

>>717640353
i'm following an anon from these threads who's in a /v/ club called Oy Neigh, the club itself seems like its doing fine
the guy hasn't logged in for a week but imma keep following him for his MLB kitasan

>golden ticket
>get Air Groove
>looks like a medium horse when I already have six million medium horses
What's the point of this whorse?

ive gotten to the point where i just pray for 3* sparks, and suddenly the game is no longer fun. when does ao haru come out?

>>717640594
to carry my children

>>717638873
Cope

>>717640624
She's ugly tho

>>717640640
gay or a tranny?

>>717640594
it's easy to get her sprint to A if you need to fill out team trials and don't want/have SSR sprinters

>>717640570
>the guy hasn't logged in for a week but imma keep following him for his MLB kitasan
I'm following a guy that hasn't logged on in almost 2 weeks for his MLB Creek

>>717640353
not a leader but oy neigh seems to be doing well. shoe trade is abundant and players are active. we're still unranked though

>>717640097
Eat your FUCKING vegetables

>>717640640
haha, I must've misheard you, wanna run that by me again?

>Look pal, I don’t care that your Uma had 1,200 speed, Stamina, Power and Wit along with Professor of Curvature, Swinging Maestro, and all those other busted skills, she lost because you didn’t raise her guts enough!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>717638981
Yes, always turn it on. There is no downside.
This is just previewing the scenerio selector screen for when we actually get new scenerios. Golshi mode is just a meme where you play URA Finale and get extra monies.

>>717640640
Shit taste

>>717640852
kill her.

>>717639796

>>717638873
Maybe if it came out when p5 was in primetime popularity, or if it was more generous.
It also just is a strictly worse persona game with a shitty oc cast that you're meant to quickly replace with pulls

>>717640732
Damn nigga you're smart as fuck. I do, in fact, lack a sprinter since all I got is King Gaylo and Bakugod. Thank you.

GOOD NEWS
Haru is in good spirits today!
https://x.com/hayateonjuku/status/1953990278899253314

>>717640248
I still don't really care

>>717640570
>>717640771
Good to hear, I hope you guys rank well. We're at A right now an just clawed our way out of 1000+ hell.

>>717640937
>Grass wonder dies
>urara: mood up

>>717637478
>not on global until 2027
I HATE IT

>>717640965
I doubt it

>>717640965
have you ever been around a horse? they kinda suck to be around

>>717639302
>>717640353
/v/mapyoi leader here. Club is almost full, people are playing and shoes are flowing so I can't complain
>>717640264
>>717640451
>>717640527
She's taken

>>717640986
That can't be true.
I NEED her.

>>717639796

>>717640986
no... i NEED her marvelous sundays...

>>717639302
hi b0ss, you're gay but you're okay

>>717640910
who is that

>>717639796

Is goldship mode harder I just fucking failed two top gun runs, I haven't failed a run in weeks.

>>717641386
Why is her head so big?

>>717641420
The opponent umas have higher stats.

Umas control capital

>>717641420
higher stats on opponents, yes
you gotta work for that money

>>717640852
You see, the fundamental issue is that hors is dumb and sometimes forgets how to win.

>>717641386
I hope her bush is equally wild as her hair

>>717641450
20% wit bonus

what stat spread do I need for a medium runner? my medium team is so shit and always loses in team trials

>>717639796

>>717641128
depends on their personality and trust level. feed one a carrot and they might not try to kick you.

>>717641173
Marvelous, hope you do well, too.

>>717641356
Thanks faget.

>>717640852
Admit my mistakes and ask her to sit on my face

Just finished the event. Made 10 goldships all very similar to each other.
Do you agree that number 6 is better for both long and medium races? Any tips on improving the Goldship mold?

>>717640852
Hag correction sex.

>>717641819
What deck are you using?

>>717621490 (OP)
Uma Musume Mongol Empire: https://syosetu.org/novel/257939/

Uma Musume in History: https://syosetu.org/novel/276770/

Uma Musume World History Commentary - About nomadic horse daughter and predatory marriage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWzqD1vfy6w

Uma Musume World History Commentary - About the car breaking movement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6QI293taY

Artist of image: https://x.com/gori_p96

>>717638337
Why even bother playing when I'm up against this

Hypothetically speaking, if I was a uma serial killer who wanted to kill umas because I lost my life savings on horse races, what would be the best way to kill umas when they're faster and stronger than me? How many could I kill before getting caught?

>>717642102
Rig their food with poison.

>>717642102
try shooting up tracen idk

>>717641897
A webnovel?

Is there a Mongol uma?

Is it too late to shill my MLB Kitasan Black
I have a 3stam / 8power Opera O to go with it..

310167210614

>>717641882
This one, for all 10 Goldships.

>>717642102
they die instantly when they trip at full speed. one banana peel in a hallway is all you need

>>717641897
Huh, that artist was working on a Grass Wonder doujin (non-H)

>>717642302
I was checking if anybody was writing Uma Musume fan fiction and it turns out they do in Japan. I then narrowed down my search to Mongol Empire on Syosetu

>>717641620
this and as much speed as you can afford

>>717642424
man that deck is juiced

>>717642302
Genghis Khan was an Uma Musume and the Mongols conquered the world because they were running out of food and human males in Mongolia.

>>717641819
>turf S long S with those stats + 1 gold stam recovery skill
yes 6 is king

>>717642424
Damn, Hishi and Manhattan are that good huh?

>>717642424
Thanks for posting it. Going to give it a try.

>>717638873
>BlueArchive will kill Uma Musume!
>Persona 5X will kill Uma Musume!
The opposition underestimated the universal truth of cute girls x animals = success.

ear ribbon, piercing on the right
stallion
ear ribbon, piercing on the left
mare

>>717603891
I like to think that they would
they're still maidens at heart

>>717642102
Call them fat

>>717639796
Yeah I'm thinking... 33 babies

>>717642102
Tie scissors to their hands.
Then... just let them go.

>>717642717
Blue archive dabbles into animal girl themes, but I think the important part is race managing is more fun than shoot managing.

>>717641897
that must have been what inspired these

>>717642803
I wanna straighten her hair out!

>>717642608
is.. is that canon

>>717642717
I was ready to shit all over Uma like I do every other gacha, but the IRL honse personalities and the way they tie into the umas makes it way too much fun to interact with.

WW2 planes don't give out primal gutteral warning yells to the others

It's a bit unfortunate that Yaeno Muteki looks like nothing more than a meme character because of Cingray.

>>717639796

>>717642904

>>717642995
Love this gremlin and her silly noises.

Imaging failing out of tracen and ending up pulling around fat tourists in the sweltering heat before your heart explodes due to an undiagnosed tumour.

Hehe fat horse died hehe

>>717643089
*farts*

>>717642608
>Mongols conquered the world because they were running out of food and human males in Mongolia.
we live in worst timeline

>>717642770
All umas are submissive bwo, they may have horse strength but horses are prey animals that we domesticated by literal breaking them on the saddle. It's built into their DNA to lose to human cock.

>>717638343
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.mf5377rc9y0b

>>717643089
So that hoers is dead? Why bother hogtying it

>>717643172
so the legs don't flop around and twitch

>>717642995

>>717642610
ty anon

>>717642948

Why are there only human trainers? Are the horse girls too stupid to coach each other?

>>717638873
They should hurry their ass up and release Persona 6 already, Persona 4 is still too new to get a remake IMO.

>>717643367
human cock is needed for proper training

>>717643367
"just cause" for story and gameplay reasons. It's implied many of them are more then competent with self-teaching and coaching others as well, especially Air Groove, but for the purposes of the game, Trainers are needed.

>>717631730
WHAT IS
THE SECRET OF YOUR POWER

>>717639796
The #1 Umamusume, of course!

>>717643367
Nothing is really stopping them besides their desire to run for themselves . In various careers, some Umas take the reigns (story-wise) in training your Uma.

>>717641450
Max Wit.

WHERES THE PREGNANT ART

WHERE IS IT

>>717644061
I have it anon but I won't be posting it.

>>717643751
>Tfw super creek will never wear that meme open back sweater for you
Why live?

>do a few mcqueen runs
>remember why i hate running mcqueen
okay back to training literally anyone else

>>717644130

>>717644092
you are a cruel, coldhearted man

>people drawing all this sad art of grass wonder reuniting with her golden generation horses
spe is probably dancing in his grave now that grass BITCH is dead

>>717641819
Brother you need more fucking speed for Taurus Cup. If it's just long races, not too bad. Run a three speed three stamina deck and LB Super Creek. Inherit some Stam and Strength.

Christ, there's going to be so many Nice Nature demons crawling all over come the 17th.

uma... lost....

>>717644198
what is the new idolmaster like

>>717643429
please tell me i'm able to give her correction in her campaign

>>717644164
>jobs to kikuka sho for the nth time

Should blow all my money on this or is this debuffer shit a meme?

>>717639796

>>717644290
It's only useful in champion's cup, but having a debuffer there does help a lot

>>717643367
All gacha games call into question why the player character even matters. The reason all the rollable characters listen to them is usually some arbitrary thing. It's at least sort of explained in Umamusume by uma training being it's own career field one needs to vigorously study and obtain licenses for. (See Jo Kitahara) An Uma probably wouldn't be as good at coaching unless they explicitly gave up on racing themselves to become a trainer.

>got Night Owl, Slacker, Slow Metabolism one after another in 3 turns
>took 3 turns to cure Night Owl
>and it's right before Arima Kinen
>choked in URA finale as the result
Fuck this game

>>717644190
but that means grass wonder can get to bully spe in horse heaven again

>>717643751
>tfw not a single MLB stamina card, not even half of one
How the fuck am I supposed to stamina train like THIS?

>>717644061
I got you bro.

>>717644408
Just wait a week for the super creek banner and whale on that, you'll live.

chud horse

special week vs tamamo cross in a chud-off, who wins?

>>717644190
>couldn't get away from Grass and El in the retirement farm
>couldn't get away from Grass and El in horse heaven
Special Needs will be fuming for eternity.

>>717644468
I'm already borrowing an MLB Super Creek and it's not enough. The problem is the other stamina cards I have fucking suck compared to her.

>>717641897
>Individuals with an Uma coach driver must secure the written permission of their employed Uma before purchasing an automobile
>Automobiles must not run faster than an Uma
>Automobiles are prohibited from startling Uma Musume with sudden engine noises
This is what finally stopped Umas from randomly smashing cars with gigantic hammers...
also who is that in the silhouette?

I'd also like to talk about Erwin Rumal's campaign across North Umafrica, and their subsequent defeat against the Umas of Tobruk.

>>717644061
>>717644092

>>717644545
Just doing a bunch of 10 pulls on support banners will net you a nice supply of SRs. Don't neglect your Rs either, an MLB R can be decent in a pinch.

>>717644525
spe didn't kill any mating partner so...

>>717644579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrnrvBZyOM

>urara will probably die in under a year
no......

>>717644525
Tamamo. At least Special Week didn’t kill anyone and his seethe was understandable.

>>717641450
I don't know what you're talking about

>>717644619
Well, on Kitasan's I mostly got power and guts. The power ones are okay, but guts is guts. So now all I'm doing is waiting for club points for McQueen since that's pretty much my best current option.

>>717644756
I lost a race to her by a head today.

i love her belly rubbing animation

>>717644190
Spe is about to get bullied by El and Grass again

>>717641450
>>717644756
Anons talking about her head brings me memories of fucking invader zim of all things.

>>717640491
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>717644756
Unfair fucking honse, her nose crosses the finish line before they round the corner.

>>717639796

>>717644290
it's somewhat future proof if you really are looking for pvp maxxing

>>717641897
https://syosetu.org/novel/276770/6.html
>there's uma musume bible fanfiction

>>717644567

>>717645084
did they even had horses back 2000 years ago???

>>717644567
thats Eclipse ofc

>>717645137
I mean
They existed in ancient Egypt. what does that tell you.

>>717645194
poor camels
they did them dirty

Reminder that the Mejiro family whores out McQueen to old men

Despairkino incoming.

>>717645241
McQueen IS the old man buddy
it's goldships grandfather

Umas have a longer history than humans.

>>717645272
Cinderella Gray is close to its end, right?

Air Jihad is part of the Golden Generation and is still alive in Urakawa, Hokkaido. Unfortunately, he has not debuted in Uma Musume yet. At least, Air Jihad's current owner is active on social media, so you can see new photos and videos of Air Jihad every week.

https://umadacchidensetsu.com/the-golden-generation/

https://x.com/Airjihad0409

>>717645382
who the fuck names his horse jihad man

>>717640353
I bakushined while reading and thought you were asking how your club members were doing lmfao

>>717645084

>About the early days of Christianity.

>After the "Savior" was executed, it is well known that Umamusume engaged in missionary activities throughout the Roman Empire.


>For about 300 years, until Christianity became the state religion, they traveled throughout the Mediterranean coast.

>They spoke earnestly about how kind the "Savior" was.

>"The Lord said, 'Humans and Umamusume are actually siblings.'"

>The Gospel of Mary, which serves as the basis for this missionary work, records the following:

>"As the Lord and his apostles were walking through the town, a certain Umamusume was being severely reprimanded for stealing food.
>The Lord intervened, calming the angry crowd with kindness and bringing peace to the situation.

>The apostles were puzzled by His kindness and asked Him why. The Lord replied without hesitation:

>'I was born in a horse stable. Why do you ask about my siblings?'

>The horse girl, moved by His words, repented of her sins and followed the group."

Oh my god

>>717645382
Correct me if I am wrong, but Air Jihad appears to be the last survivor of the 1998 Golden Generation.

>>717644702
Tama needs to wear elevator shoes if she wants people to stop confusing her for a loli. Super Creek will probably still goo goo babies her though.

>>717645272
I can't believe Oguri got diagnosed with run drunk

>Early Charming
>Good rainbows timing
>Multiple +30 energy events
>No negative status and constant high mood

>Both BoFA and SM events never appear
FUCK MEEEEE

>>717645294
>thousands of years grazing the steppes
>history
nice propumaganda

>>717645382
>Unfortunately, he has not debuted in Uma Musume yet
I wonder why. I wonder.

>>717645341
Yes. Now only her retirement race left and they're building for it.
>>717645382
>>717645435
Most japanese actually excludes King Halo and includes Air Jihad instead when talking about the golden generation. He is the Mile King of his generation, but I don't know if he can be an uma with that name.

>>717645494
>be born with a micro dick
>get mocked eternally as you're depicted as a stunted midget
I guess there are consequences for incel chud rage

>>717644476
She's a very cool chud horse though.

>>717645494
>140 cm
>supposedly fully grown, so she won't grow a single cm more
She's so god damn small. She's literally 5 cm shorter than Narita Taishin, who's whole story was about her being too small to race.

Man. With all the fiber these umas eat. I bet they have huge shits and can't stop farting.

>>717645685
1st person perspective is a bit weird. Is that optional?

>>717644702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85wBZ63HPE

>>717645780
Yeah, it's a new camera mode they added on the 3rd anniversary.

>>717645802
Is that her real voice
what the fuck I need her now

>>717645802
>last upload 3 years ago
man

>>717645915
I think he had bad health issues and no one has heard from him since his last twitter post last year. He's with Grass Wonder now.

>>717645484
>'I was born in a horse stable. Why do you ask about my siblings?'
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717646059
a what stable?

>>717641897
did 9/11 happen in the uma timeline

reminder that if your favorite horse isnt in the hall of fame you need to find a better horse

>Artists are too cowardly to lewd the Umas si the AIfags swoop in and flood the market
Laaaame

>>717627635
I want to fuck him.

>>717646187
Lewd the director then!

>>717646059
>Since ancient times, the few horse girls have been valued as a valuable labor force and military force, and were often deified.


>While building a good relationship with humans, there was certainly an unconscious barrier between them and humans.

>However, the "Savior" broke through that barrier.

>Born into a horse-dealing family (what we would now call a transportation company), he declared that horse girls were his siblings.
>He taught that we were all children born under the same god, and that no divide existed.

>This was a revolution in mutual recognition.

>As his teachings spread, horse girls gradually transitioned from being seen as different members of the community to being accepted as natural members.

>How joyful his teachings must have been for the horse girls. They were no longer merely companions to their beloved humans, but had become beings who were cherished in return.

>From the perspective of the horse girls, he was truly the "Savior."

>Following the trend of horse girls playing a prominent role during the early days of Christianity, the tradition of missionaries pairing up with horse girls
gradually emerged.

>For us Japanese, the portrait of missionary Francisco Xavier and his companion Umamusume is likely the most familiar.

hoooooly SHIT

>>717646314
>he doesn't know

>>717645484
>'I was born in a horse stable. Why do you ask about my siblings?'
OH MY FUAAAARK
KINO ALERT
KINO DETECTED

>>717646430
>post Director and Tazuna lewds on Twitter
>force CyGames to reveal their hand
They aren't based on honses!

>>717646130
>Vodka
>but no Daiwa Scarlet
bros

>>717646130
why didn't special week come out?

>>717646490
It's more fun that the Director and Tazuna are never shown without their hats or in tighter clothing

>>717645241
I don't get why they gave the most breedable Mejiro body to a stallion instead of a mare.

>>717646187
There are three JP artists who consistently put out good quality 4–8 page r18 manga, and I’m satisfied with that.

You saw nothing, you know nothing.

>>717646187
Why spend days on making something that will get aggressively taken down?

>>717629262

>>717646187
>>717646314
>HAHA, TURAINA-SAN! YOU ARE FUCKING ME, NYA-HA-HA!

>>717646130
Why is El Condor Pasta only a 2* when everyone else in the HoF a 3*? What's the lore here?

>>717646625
Why do kots love honse so much?

>>717646560
>look up Vodka and Daiwa's stats
ok, comparing those 2 is a bit disingenuous isn't it? Vodka has more than twice as many races.

>>717646462
>Now, the horse girls who followed the Savior trained tirelessly for the Passover race.

>However, the group, which was favored by the clergy of that land, was prevented from entering the race venue on the day of the race.


>The good horse girls sat on the shore of the Sea of Galilee, hugging their knees, feeling very dejected.

>Then the Lord came and poured water from a bucket onto the ground, washing the feet of the Umamusume one by one.


>"Master, this is such a waste," the good Umamusume protested, but the Lord continued. After washing everyone's feet, the Lord said to the Umamusume who were moved to tears,

>"I tell you plainly: By the Lord's command, your feet have been cleansed. The good Umayume are blessed.
>No one will stumble over their footsteps. Look at the vastness of the former Baba Field. Even if the wind blows and the waves crash, the blessed walk in peace."

>Then the Lord walked toward the calm lake and walked on its surface.

>"Stand up. Your feet have already been cleansed. I will give the signal for the beginning and the end. Just do your best."

>>717646130
why did you post a fake one?

>What?! …F-Fine, if it means you’ll leave the umas a-alone…

>>717646130
>Golshi not in
Is it because of the 12 billion yen incident? Are they accusing the horse of throwing the race? Is Golshi the Pete Rose of Japanese horse racing?

>>717646742
I love her loli hag voice
I hope at some point they do some kind of goofy event where they let us train her and Tazuna, but when they take the hats off, they just straight up go by Northern Taste and Tokino Minoru.

>>717646796
gold ship bros we made it

>>717646752
filthy fucking gaijins. JAPAN HORSE STRONK

Stop sexualizing not umas

>>717624805
This is the one I have, pretty decent.

>>717646908
Pure blood supremacy; human men and human women. Not fucking disgusting HORSES, that's right those women are HORSES

>>717646802
No. She would tell you to knock up the umas so the world can have more umas.

>>717646963
umas after retirement are for human men
umas in tracen are for racing studies

Director is a responsible adult.

>>717646781
Durability is also a quality on it own when judging athletes, including racehorses.

>>717646831
I don't think they'll let us train Northern Taste considering he literally never ran in Japanese races.
It would be a funny secret boss/event legend or something where the Director takes her hat off and wears a cat mask to race your best uma.

>>717646792
>The good horse girls believed in their master and moved forward. How about it? Everyone walked on the water and ran at full speed. Not a single person sank even to their ankles.

>The front was led by Mary and the rear by her sister Mary. The people watched the race on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.

>Those people revered the Savior and said, "Indeed, you are the Son of God."

>>717646949
Can't a human couple still make a uma though? Kind of makes trying to keep the blood pool pure pointless if so.

>>717644258
Actually pretty good, deck building roguelike basically. Extremely generous with the gacha also.

>>717647106
every new JRA champion is another sprit to be isekai'd into the umaverse, so I guess even purebloods can be cursed with evil.

>>717647106
They don't go super deep into how breeding works in that universe, it's a miracle they even confirmed humans and umas fug at all.

Why can't the Christianity Uma be a Donkey?

>>717647106
Now I'm imagining parents getting a priest to perform an uma spirit exorcism or some shit.

>>717647218
>it's a miracle they even confirmed humans and umas fug at all.
They lost the rights to a bunch of horses because they tried to make it yuri and the owners got disgusted at CyGame's genderbending fag fantasies.

>>717646639
But they did???

>>717647317
Anon, no! think of the yakuza!

>>717638337
Is there some kind of trick to get this many debuffs to appear?

>>717647419
Just fill your deck with as many cards with debuff skills as you can and do every training that have skill hints on them,

>>717647305
holy based

>>717646781
Daiwa's thing is that she always beat Vodka despite being less accomplished overall.

>>717639240
im trying to collect all the biggest tits in the game, is this one possible to get yet?

>>717646796
clever using a year that they didnt induct anyone (nobody met vote threshold), but you failed in alphabetical order
>>717646805
They excuse they give is that 6 G1 wins means less than it used to because there are more G1 races now than there used to be, and that combo of 6 doesnt include any triple crowns (two double crowns though)

>>717647047
>It was the evening after the fast.

>The Lord, the apostles, and the Umamusume who followed them were very hungry.

>Martha of Bethany put her heart into cooking for everyone. One after another, fragrant dishes were placed on the table.


>Just as the Lord was about to offer a prayer to God for providing food for that day, someone knocked on the door.
>When Martha answered, there stood a plump and well-fed horse girl, asking for some food to share.
>No one in town did not know this horse girl. She had been active in the local Heath region and had been taken in by a wealthy merchant in the town.
>From morning to night, she ate voraciously without stopping.

>Unsatisfied with the meals served at the merchant's house, she would go around the town begging for food, only to be chased away.


>"We have just finished fasting, and we have no food to share. You must have heard of the teacher's kindness, but if you think we will accept anything, you are mistaken."

>When Martha tried to turn away her bold relative, the master, who had been watching from inside, spoke up.

>"Martha, why won't you let that person in? Don't you see how pitiful he looks, so thin and on the verge of death?"

>"Can't you see him?"

>"Everyone was surprised. They didn't understand what the Lord meant."

>"They were looking at the shape of his body. But the Lord was looking at the shape of his soul."

>>717639123
If you liked this, I might suggest King of Dragon Pass and Six Ages.
Six Ages is much more focused on horses though.

>>717646490
I think some dude on xitter did just that after his McQueen lewds got taken down, I think it got shut down too

Who's best to prioritize on potential? I already have Naisu Neicha at 5.

>>717621490 (OP)
Game would objectively be 100% better if the horses were actually anthro.

MOOOUUU

>>717647748
Super Creek for built in swinging maestro

>>717647748
Your favorite Uma

>>717647630
can't believe oguri was alive 2000 years ago

>>717648143
>Seiun Sky saw how much of a fatty Grass became

Go on then, someone give me this game's explanation for why all these girls are horses in their world.
It better at least be better than Kantai Collection's.

How the hell do people manage to build Evil Nature? I can never get 1st in the arima kinen when im so focused on getting her wit and skills up

>>717648257
"I can make her bigger"

>>717648324
Reincarnation

>>717648324
They're like a freak mutant gene but instead of superpowers, it mainly gives you more leg strength and digestive problems

So, how long do umas live? Assuming nothing bad happens to them? Do they just live forever?

>>717648336
the rice shower SSR is usually very shitty, but it has a couple debuff hints and can get you stamina, also loan a kitasan

>>717648375
>>717648418
wait so which is it

>>717639123
I feel you, I now get excited everytime I see a horse IRL. Before I remember that I am deadly allergic to them and that even standing next to them will flat out kill me. And then I get depressed

>>717648471
Umas definitely have longer lifespan than real horses. We have WW2 era umas who barely aged a day.

>>717645802
>>717645915
>>717646031
He last posted on February 9, 2025 and looks like he owns a pet cat now.

https://x.com/WTM666W

>>717648471
The same as humans, albeit more injury prone

>>717648487
Neither, it's nanomachines

>see thread
>no mambo in sight
im disappointed in you /v/

>>717648324
The spirit of a horse from our world eventually crosses over and possesses the body of an unborn girl making her born as an uma musume. Human history continues as Uma Musume existed since the dawn of man. Regular horses don't exist. Somehow society is mostly the same except where it's noted to be different.
>>717648487
Both. Besides randomly being born to human parents or born from another uma mother, they also maintain the strength and speed of real life horses just because.

:'(

>>717648471
Symboli Rudolf the school president has been president for 44 years.

>>717648214
>The Master invited the unexpected guest to sit beside Him. He then broke His own bread in half and offered His own wine.

>The obese horse girl took a bite of the shared bread and sipped from the cup. Then her hand stopped.

>"Teacher, why is this? I can't eat another bite. It's a mystery."

>The horse girl was shaking violently.

>"Be at peace," said the Lord, looking at her with gentle eyes.

>"Let me be clear. From this moment on, you will neither gain nor lose anything. No matter how many plates of food you eat where you are now, no matter how much sake you drink, you will soon be hungry again, and your loyalty will waver.

>However, the food I give you will satisfy you forever and continue to nourish you. Now, run back to where you truly
belong."

>She shed a single tear from each eye. Without a word, she stood up and immediately did as the Lord had said.

>She ran all the way back to her hometown. Neither the townspeople nor the merchant followed her.

>The following year, at a race held in Jerusalem, there was a horse girl who won by a landslide. At first, no one noticed who the slender horse queen was.

>"I am simply filled to the brim,"

>the horse girl answered when asked about the secret to her victory, and everyone finally realized her true identity.

>In this way, the Savior filled the horse girl with just a piece of bread and wine.

— From the Gospel of Mary.

Why is this actually good?

>>717648658
urara might be next, he's already 29 this year

>>717648324
racehorse isekai, their souls cross over to the umamusume world
for more information see the stories of aston machan and neo universe

>>717648627
I'm sorry, I forgot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNkeRtWicg&list=RDcPNkeRtWicg&start_radio=1

>>717648658
>Silence Suzuka's ear is kill
Damn we really can't catch a break :(

>>717648573
Hell yeah!

>>717648471
Uma Musume is suppose to be a world that gives second chances for horses originally from Earth yet Special Week's birthmother in both Earth and Uma Musume died soon after childbirth. Isn't it just too cruel for Special Week's birthmother to suffer the same fate in both worlds? The 3 goddesses who created Uma Musume should have allowed Special Week's birthmother to live to old age.

>>717648771
THAT'S KING HALO MOTHERFUCKER

>>717648815
yeah sometimes the historical accuracy isn't always necessary

>>717648717
you shut your whore mouth

>>717648898
It would be bad if it were too historically accurate.

>>717648815
The real life 3 goddesses only date back to the 18th century even though other material shows that Umas have lived since at least Ancient Egypt.

>>717649068
Y-yeah...

>>717648720
>>717648630
So it's basically exactly what I expected.
I guess it doesn't really matter.

>>717648717
Deep Impact's mother, Wind in Her Hair (ウインドインハーヘア), is still alive at age 34

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_in_Her_Hair

https://x.com/yurukuuma/status/1922553959056625745

https://x.com/northern_horse/status/1950384365659423114

>>717649154
that's a good fucking name for a horse

>>717648872
It managed to live a short life before someone with a bad sense of photoshop humor decided to kill edit it off-screen.

Are navigation skills like The Coast is Clear worth taking?

>Introduction to Christian Saints: Saint Mary of Magdala

>Evangelist. An Uma Girl with the same name as the mother of the Savior, but a different person.

>She was caught stealing ritual offerings and was saved by the Savior, after which she began to follow the Savior and his apostles.

>The younger sister of Martha. She was slow, a glutton, and easygoing, unlike her sister Martha, who was quick, a good cook, and reliable, and even defeated a dragon.

>However, she was loved by her sister, the apostles, and especially the Savior because of her mysterious love and innocence.

>However, she was pure-hearted and had a mysterious love for marriage, so she was cherished by her sister, the apostles, and especially the Savior.

>When the Savior was sentenced to crucifixion, the other Umamusume were too distressed to look directly at him, but Mary cried bitterly without averting her eyes.

>Three days after the crucifixion, she was the first to discover the Savior's resurrection from the tomb and ran to tell the apostles about it. Despite the story being so unrealistic, it seems people believed her because "it was Mary speaking" (she must have been that trusted).

>After the Savior's ascension, she became an evangelist.

>The Gospel she wrote, recalling her memories with the Lord and covered in ink, apparently had such unique wording (the original has not been found) that it was proofread by the Apostle John.

>This is clearly stated at the beginning of the Gospel: "Author: Mary of Magdala, Proofreader: John." Incidentally, the Apostle John is referred to as "Proofreader John" to distinguish him from John the Baptist.

>With John's help, the Gospel of Mary was completed, vividly depicting the relationship between the Savior and the horse girl, and it is included in the Bible as an important Christian canon.

Beautiful

Man, fuck Vodka's secret event. too much shit to keep up with.

>Uma will cause every new games to have horse racing mini game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH9dEYWLgyo

>>717648658
What happens after all of them are dead? EOS?
>>717648717
>urara
>he
Anon....

>>717646130
uh, so they added King Kamehameha last year?

>>717649396
Do all UMAs have secret events?
I think I did Super Creek (if that was the one) by winning the races she wasn't supposed to run because of the story.

>>717649514
Most have secret events, though I do believe some weren't implemented yet.

>>717649514
Not all of them and they aren't guaranteed to happen

>>717648658
>All the males except 1 are dead
>Half the females are still alive
Damn.

>>717648815
>>717648898
>>717649068
Special Week's mother, Campaign Girl, and half-sister, Osumi Candy, and her other 4 siblings should have gotten a second chance to live full lives in Uma Musume instead of suffering the same short lives they had already experienced back on Earth.

>Campaign Girl is a broodmare in the 1990s. She became a broodmare not racing, and bore five foals, but only two of them became racehorses.She died of a colic, five days after she bore Special Week. So Special was raised by a draft horse and a human groom. In the end of 1998, Osumi Candy, Special's only sibling then, was killed by a fire in Hidaka Taiyo Farm. So Campaign Girl's descendants are only Special Week's.

>>717649372
No, they're the worst skills in the game. They either don't do anything or make things worse because of how they work.

>>717649562
Like, I get that Cygames wants to be respectful, but fuck this is just not fair if you take the reincarnation theme into this

>>717647564

>>717649742
NO

>>717649742
She should be due in a couple of months

>>717647564
Not as a trainee

>>717648706
This is unironcally a good world building excercise he managed to envision a setting where christianity exists and how it works with umas and even included bible stories that fit them

>>717649425
No, the owner's still pissed that king kamehameha was portrayed as a raging dyke, so neither him nor the other horses will become umas anytime soon

Is this any good for champions meet?

>>717649425
oldferve
SOVL

>NO WIT
LOL
>NO WIT
LMAO
>NO WIT

>>717649425
Overdesigned.... baka

>>717649425
how come buena vista was held back? but finally got in recently?

>>717649991
they should bring the mask back

>>717649930
jesus why don't they just let the owner write up a personality for the character then. can't be that hard to cooperate with him and make a fair deal.

HER game soon

>>717650112
They only got permission from Sunday Racing until recently.

>>717650148
They do that with some of them Aston Machan's story had large oversight from the owner
idk about those guys though

>>717639302
I just left my club today because the active players all fucking left at once because the leader was MIA and wouldn't prune the many that hadn't logged on for weeks which means our rank plummeted thousands of spots and there weren't enough shoe requests.

Unfortunately I won't be able to join another club for another 22 hours or so due to the limit, but I'll ask to join one of you guys' clubs about...22 hours from now. Only started a couple weeks ago but I've been playing avidly everyday and got somewhere around 16M fans, probably more by now. In it for the long run. Nothing crazy but got a Vodka 1LB if you wanna follow me, working on training some 3 star stamina umas but not too much right now. I'll spam the fuck out of shoe requests or whatever you guys want so let me IN (tomorrow)

Unfortunately I can't

>>717650357
>Unfortunately I can't
ignore that and just read the previous paragraph. but yeah i cant join any clubs for another 20 hours...

I joined my last club on like the 17th of July so I didn't even get the rewards because you have to be in the club for 14 days BEFORE month change.

>people are already dropping the game

>>717650357
>>717650442
Give me your ID. I just checked our list and there's a guy I need to kick for being gone for 4 days who only has 2 mil fans, and we decided 4 days gone is our max.
I'll give you an invite and it should appear when your cooldown is over.

How are you supposed to break into the really high ranks like S in this game in career mode? I'm still real new to it, I have been winning careers including the final's pretty often, but my best runs never break B+.

Is it kind of just a slow progression, as your veterans keep slightly improving more and more, they are able to boost new career modes into the higher ratings?

>>717650663
Made me check. It went from 33k to 41k yesterday.

>>717650693
>Give me your ID
867 646 879 588
Thank you thank you, sounds good to me. Doubtful I'll miss a single day. Like I said i'm in this for the long haul

>>717650830
Sent, welcome to /v/ma.

>>717649425
>>717650112
>>717650240
There are other Uma Musume who got character designs revealed but still have not been allowed to debut in the game.

>Picture related

>>717651061
>the yandere uma isn't actually in the game yet
WHAT DA HECK!

>>717650720
Right now A and low A+ are possible as a f2p if you've been playing since release and gotten atleast one good parent with 6-9* S is whale territory for full LMB SSR decks but iirc its easier to get better ranks with later scenarios

>>717651114
she's playable in the party game :^)

>>717651061
They already have Support Cards, they just aren't trainees yet.
Not unlike a bunch of characters currently in Global like Twin Turbo, Yaeno Muteki, Kitasan Black, etc

>>717651061
I'm surprised Dantsu Flame wasn't added as a two star to coincide with the movie release.

>>717651114
>>717651267

you can actually feel this tactic where they tease you with new girls in game as rivals and as cards that you might not care about but their stories in game just give you enough to be interested in them

Umamusume is for:
Hand holding on a date.
Leg-locked babymaking.
Couples pregnancy exercise.
Sending the kids going off to college.
Enjoying retired life together.

if i get 10 of these, can i do a 10 pull with them?

Sex with umas

>>717651438
OI

>>717651432
no, you can only pull 1 each time you use them, they don't stack.

>>717651542
oh, well that sucks.

>>717651003
Received, see you in 18 hoursish

More uma posting pls

mambo

>>717651681

>>717651556
You can still stack them for sparking once a good banner is out

wumbo

mambo

>>717628724
Than why does golshi get mad when im not looking at her mini skirt

goo goo

>>717651114
She has a high chance to come out by the end of this month.

omatsuri

>>717648471
The devs said that Umas age like elves, they age really fast and then stay at their peak for many years.

wat is her end game

>>717639226
Okay pewdiepie

mambo!

>>717651796
We do a little trolling

>>717651721
B-Biwa?

for me it's brian not being related to the other narita but instead her sister random fat fuck biwa

>>717651681

>>717651796
wit is her end game

>>717651792
That is why Symboli Rudolf has been school president since the school's founding

>>717651952
Only umas that came from the same mother count as siblings.

>>717651868

>>717651952
Why is she so big and fat?

>>717639796

>>717651916

>>717651061
Dantsu paizuri

>>717652015
too many bananas

>>717639302
Barely clinging on to top 2000

>t.looks like a magical girl anime mc
Need more niche umas

>>717651796

>>717651796
Probably genetically engineering some kind of super uma with a mixture of steroids and cybernetic enhancements and probably some other voodoo DMT shit based on how she broke through into another fucking dimension in the movie

>>717652293
Better than my random ass club I joined.
>join middle of june
>rank 9,000ish
>we manage to grind down to 6K
>1/3 slowly becomes inactive
>leader barely logs in
>people barely seem to be doing even their dailies
>as a new player I become one of the top ranked in a matter of days
>all of the other active players fucking leave, causing our rank to plummet to 8K, then 11K
Probably lower now after I left. Makes you wonder how many shitter clubs are out there. 2K mogs the shit out of that trainwreck club. I was proud we got from 9K to 6K. I thought it would only be up from there. Boy was I wrong. Good club management and purning of inactive users is important. I get not logging in for a few days but weeks? c'mon now. Months will pass by and that club will still be full of dead accounts

>>717652656
*middle of july, so a few weeks ago. We were doing so good...until month change. Some guy asked leader to prune users. that message got ignored or buried by shoe requests. So if you're a leader/officer at least fucking scroll through every once in a while

>>717652656
My club is active at the very least, everyone's just lazy fucks. This Goldship event catapulted the rank by 300. You'd better leave before the second half of the month and hop in whenever there's a spot somewhere der/v/ had one last I checked

>>717652015
i eat, trainer
it's what i do

>>717653101
I got a new one lined up but I appreciate the tip. Was mostly just venting, as I didn't want to leave that club but it literally fell apart.

Either way, seems like those top 3K spots are gonna be pretty competitive, but so long as you're in that range and not the 10K+ these shitter clubs are falling to then you're golden

>>717652015
Biwa "Works out at the Library" Hiwahide

>>717652656
your unrelated image made me imagine bnw as the aqua teens
taishin doesn't quite fit shake but it's close enough considering how well the others match, at least superficially

>>717652197
Why’s she into bananas?

>>717654493
>why does [question about uma musume character]
9/10 times the answer is always "because the horse was like that in real life"
the other 1/10 is "because the jockey was like that in real life"

>>717654228
>Biwahide as the creepy nerd with a dark side (I don't know much about Biwahide, does she?)
>Winning Ticket the crybaby optimistic goofball
Yeah that definitely lines up
>Taishin as shake
Bit of a stretch, but you could make it work if she would just exert a bit more confidence. She's already got the sarcasm and angry/moody part down. Just needs to be more aggressive/confident to match Shake's bravado.

Real question is which Uma would be Carl?