Thread 717624794

Big Smoke wasn't actually going to eat all that food he was buying time for the Ballas to show up

there's the other theory that the order was actually coded details about who was in the car and how to hit em
its a shame smoke was a busta, he was right about quite a few things

but he did eat it

>>717624904
>its a shame smoke was a busta, he was right about quite a few things
yeah, he was a nigga that wanted to get out of the hood. I respect that.

>>717624794 (OP)
But they'd shoot him

>>717624794 (OP)
they told Smoke what they wanted, and he ordered their sides. If you only take his part it isn't that much. However it's impossible even for a fat nigga like him to down all that food while being shot at..

>>717624998
>>717624904
:(

>>717625214
Never forget El Grande Smokio

>tenpenny gives carl his original suitcase back to fill up with money after all his friends are dead and he plans to kill his brother
it was still a gta rockstar game but had kino moments

>>717625419
SA had SOVL

>>717625549
>>717625620
You're on the dussssssst

>people STILL don't understand he was ordering the for the whole car
Fucking idiots man

why did they let jeets "remake" their golden cashcow IP?

REPOSTAN

>>717625419
>that shotgun
MY EYES

>>717625771
Everyone else already ordered, you'd know that if you actually played the game.

Fat CJ vs Smoke, who's more powerful?

>>717625697
>never brought the Wayfarer back into later games
Bastards

>>717625835
>ps2 too clunky to have actual 3d hand models
>just stuck together fingers
>white suburban kids play gta
>start doing "gang hands" with all fingers held together because that's all they knew
always thought this was funny

>>717625775
>AYO CJ!

>>717625903
Fat CJ has stronger bantz and a random chance to drop dead from heart failure.

>>717625835
its not that bad even in the video, ive got some weird windows bug where when i screenshot it completely fucks up the gamma on my hdr monitor

>>717625938
>CJ skulling a forty through his chin during the date nights
Proto neck sippy before Dark Souls made it a meme.

>>717624984
So he had an excuse to duck and not shoot back

>>717624794 (OP)
Why is San Andreas immortal?
People keep talking about this game more than 20 years later. The mod community is still very much alive and people even make CJ mods for other games.
What made it so memorable and popular over other GTA games?

End of the line.

>>717626171
Why not pretend that his gun jammed? Tec9s are pieces of crap, it wouldn't be hard to believe

Luv me burger shot

>>717625938
GTA SA gangsters had fingers when they did gang signs

>>717626330
Can't fix what was already perfection from the start desu. The Redeemed Editions learned that lesson the hard way. How you can fuck something up that hard and still manage to pull a living wage out of it is a testament to the absolute fucking state of the industry as a whole.

>>717626330
It hit the perfect balance between having a fuckload of effort put into it while also not having an oversized team like modern games where they lose focus

I loved the burglary minigame in SA, it's a shame it never returned

SA does lose steam once you hit san fierro though.

Why did Smoke, the largest member, not simply eat the other three?

>>717626635
>>717626903
none of the characters in the cutscenes do, they all have fused fingers

Damn this thread convinced me I'm gonna play this again when I get home. Maybe beat it this time, I usually tap out after the flying missions

>>717628052
the heist mission at the end is worth it but outside that the last city is not as good as the rest of the game
plus, you're so close to the end anyway

>>717628152
Yeah I think I made it to the last city once but can't remember exactly where. I'll see if I have my old save file

>>717626903
>game gives you the option to face down the Da Nang leader with a katana in honorable combat on the container ship
>can just shoot his old ass and leave
Modern Cockstar would probably drag the whole thing out like a subpar flick with the equally shitty dialogue.

>>717627873
He needed someone to take the fall for him with tenpenny and redundancy is always a good plan.

>>717628840
cant wait for the great cuckening of our lives: gta 6s release if Arthur from rdr2 is anything to go by
they also have years and years of trump seething to unload as well especially because he won again
the giant assblasting of the decade will be great to watch

>>717628840
>enter fight area
>cutscene plays
>game gives you a katana and selects it for you
>change to a gun and shoot him
>MISSION FAILED: You were supposed to fight him with the katana

>>717626171
>I had to lay low and eat instead of shoot back because I'm fat obv

>>717629163
I'm extremely fucking wary of the le orange man caricature #32434 somewhere. You just fucking know they'll do it

>>717624904
top tier image

>>717627885
so what? no one does gang signs on cutscenes iirc

>>717629186
>MISSION FAILED: Shamefur dispray

>>717627873
Don't eat where you shit unless you're French.

>>717626330
because it was the last one to have actual soul before they went ultra retard and decided to both chase photo-realism and also make their own shitty crime movies instead of lampooning better ones

>>717626330
the other GTA games do have an active modding community as well, even the PSP ones

>>717624998
>wanted out of the hood
>stayed within Tec-9 range of the hood
>selling caine for months on end
>never left because he was too caught up in the money, the power, the drugs

He brought it on himself. I'd send my orders via 90s cellphone call from Vice City.

>recruit a bunch of homies
>have them huddle around you and give compliments or insults
>can respond negatively or positively or ignore them
>they further comment if you ignore them
>comments vary based on your appearance/car
>they also make comments on your driving
so much SOVL

>>717624794 (OP)
How do I aquire Catalina gf

>>717626330
>What made it so memorable and popular over other GTA games
it was good but still a videogame at heart, newer games try too hard to be realistic with unresponsive laggy controls that gotta have LE MOMENTUM to walking and shit

>>717624794 (OP)
BUSTA

Moooootheeeer

>>717624794 (OP)
How did his mom know to name him big smoke?

>>717627736
Nope, it becomes 1970's inspired car chase kino

>>717626330
Came at the end of the PS2 generation and was a monumentally groundbreaking game for the time. Everyone that had a PS2 played it. Zoomies could never understand

>>717624794 (OP)
You underestimate his power.

Somehow I never knew Samuel Jackson voiced Tenpenny until like a year ago

>>717639231
what
are you deaf

Soul sars...
https://youtu.be/g4sGSa_xX74

>>717640579
RTX on

>>717625947
When I was 11 I used to lick the tits on the page of that magazine and pretend they were real tits. I'd do it in the bathroom while jerking off

>>717640579
they hired that man

>>717640917
>extra police road
Do Indians really?

>>717625894
They were telling their order to Big Smoke so he could order for them

>>717635271
I still don't know what a Busta is

>>717637387
Nta, but nah I was in japan when that released and I didn't even know that was out or revered until a few years later

>>717624904
>there's the other theory that the order was actually coded details about who was in the car and how to hit em
qrd on this theory?

>>717624904
I feel like the purple gang was too retarded to actually remember codes.
If it were the police, sure, but not the gang.
If you tell them to shoot then they would just shoot.

>>717624794 (OP)
>>717626171
People say this but it's more like he was just a fat fuck.
Why would he risk his own life in a small enclosed space like a car when he knew they'd be shot at?
All he wanted was his Number 9 Large, Number 7, two Number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda, but he ended up eating everyone else's order too and spilling ketchup everywhere.