What SCPs do you think will work in a dating game?

999

Mal0

>>717646598 (OP)
I don't think, that would set a bad precedent and attract even more undesirables. There is actually a tiny dating VN on the SCP wiki.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/alex-thorley-goes-on-a-blind-date

>4chan starts something
>reddit makes it gay
Really makes you think

Almost all of scps would kill you instant

>>717649051
That's not the case.

>>717647486
could you imagine 999 sucking your dick like jesus christ you'd probably die of a heart attack

>>717649198
And what makes you this stupid conclusion? They kill humans and hate them, maybe this water nymph could be used but most of scps are just predators and we are victims

>>717649726
You are either doing a bizarre attempt at trolling or are very new to SCP.

>>717649051
>>717649726
newfag begone

>>717649960
>>717650043
I was reading about SCP like 7 years ago, and they always kill people
Your hadcanon p0rn version of them is not real, that's why i never interacted with any fandom fucking filth shit that think only on fucking

>>717650215
Ok it was 5 sorry

>>717650215
>What are low risk SCPs?
>What are thaumiel SCPs?
>What is 999?
>What is that one SCP that is just a guy that manifests near someone dying alone to keep them company?

>>717650336
As i said most of them would kill you, there are really little SCP that would not kill you, and there are even less that would be good to date, specially from fucking image OP posted

>>717650508
>specially from fucking image OP posted
Well, the leftmost one is just a woman who can make photos into portals.

>>717650581
Yea she is safe, but its just a normal woman, 66 is also kinda normal?

>>717646598 (OP)
The ones with boobs

>>717650784
Which one

>>717650712
>She is safe
kek

>>717653053
NTA, but it says "Safe". Even though sapient anomalies should be at least Euclid due to their inherent unpredictability.

>>717653809
thats the joke yes