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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:45:55 PM No.717669970
Donkey_Bananza
Donkey_Bananza
md5: 309eb1b1b6d50cb32d66a4210f10fa4f๐Ÿ”
We have a GOTY right here, lads

One of the most fun games I've ever played in my life
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:47:26 PM No.717670039
Play more games.
Replies: >>717670127 >>717681729
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:49:20 PM No.717670127
>>717670039
But I do, cutie
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:56:16 PM No.717670472
Play more games.
Replies: >>717681729
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:00:23 PM No.717670704
favorite layers? for me it's between radiance and tempest

I think radiance takes it, phenomenal in every way
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:17:00 PM No.717671576
>>717670704
not there yet. how many layers in total?
Replies: >>717674732 >>717680264 >>717680346
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:29:45 PM No.717672287
>>717670704
I really like the forest layer.
But the groove layer sure was a wild ride.
Replies: >>717672405 >>717674937
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:32:20 PM No.717672405
>>717672287
Why are levels with vegetation always the best? It's such a great fucking feeling
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:08:54 PM No.717674732
>>717671576
like odyssey
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:09:47 PM No.717674814
>>717669970 (OP)
true
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:10:45 PM No.717674867
>>717669970 (OP)
>lower score than E33
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:11:49 PM No.717674937
>>717672287
when this started playing I just sat there vibing for a few minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxoqlZJMYc
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:17:26 PM No.717675264
Unironically my favorite Nintendo EPD game since Mario Galaxy.
Replies: >>717675759 >>717678037 >>717680379
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:20:32 PM No.717675459
>>717669970 (OP)
Looks like someone at Nintendo finally watched Wreck-It Ralph
Replies: >>717679872
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:25:00 PM No.717675759
>>717675264
based
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 5:56:02 PM No.717677715
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md5: 435e2f545c9c179eed37fb220aba416d๐Ÿ”
>>717669970 (OP)
Pure, raw, unfiltered COOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:00:49 PM No.717678037
>>717675264
I think it's much better than galaxy
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:16:39 PM No.717679085
>>717670704
Love the Feast Layer.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:19:09 PM No.717679247
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md5: 53e3a95d811410b53d535cdcdbcb1e73๐Ÿ”
>>717669970 (OP)
boring
not even pauline could save this game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:28:42 PM No.717679872
>>717675459
Yeah, but instead of "I'm gonna wreck it!" it's "I'm gonna collect it!" Every second feels like a candy-coated nostalgia trip wired into a serotonin dispenser. Not complaining, though - sugar crashes hit different when you're triple-jumping through neon datascapes.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:34:01 PM No.717680235
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md5: 6dc5bc88c9f107584689143f60eb9aad๐Ÿ”
>>717669970 (OP)
The game sucks dick. It's the Teletubbies of Vidya. You just say that because you jack off to the main character.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:34:21 PM No.717680264
>>717671576
Planet Core. Had super cool theming, was actually somewhat challenging (which made it more fun), new enemy aesthetic (I didn't like the enemy designs throughout most the game) and really built up the sense of tension as you went deeper and deeper.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:35:31 PM No.717680346
>>717671576
17, though probably around 10-12 if you don't count mini-layers which seem to just be transitionary points between layers.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:36:05 PM No.717680379
>>717675264
I do not believe anyone prefers galaxy 1 to galaxy 2
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:36:33 PM No.717680418
file
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md5: d49d3899f245fcce6a3194d2cdf40d6e๐Ÿ”
>>717680235
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:37:59 PM No.717680512
>>717680379
Galaxy 2 is Galaxy 1 without the soul
Replies: >>717680576
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:38:53 PM No.717680576
>>717680512
Galaxy 2 is Galaxy 1 but instead of spectacle, there's good gameplay, challenge, and fleshed out ideas
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:40:23 PM No.717680675
>>717680576
Plus it had Yosh-bro
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:42:11 PM No.717680807
>>717669970 (OP)
I've only watched some gameplay but all the punching looks like it'd get old really fast.
Replies: >>717680893 >>717680942
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:42:19 PM No.717680825
>>717680379
I absolutely prefer 1, better atmosphere (which let's face it is the one thing galaxy excels at and why so many people still remember it fondly), more novel, and the level design was less predictable than 2's pure obstacle course style
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:43:15 PM No.717680893
>>717680807
Somehow it doesn't. At least for me and everyone I know who bought it.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:43:50 PM No.717680942
>>717680807
It never does
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:45:10 PM No.717681035
>>717680379
Galaxy 1 was more interesting because it was novel.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:45:41 PM No.717681064
There's no objective discourse around this game because the only people who would buy a Switch 2 when it has no games are people who would blindly give a Nintendo game a 10/10
Replies: >>717681147 >>717681668
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:46:38 PM No.717681119
>>717680379
>prefers
Both are 11/10
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:47:02 PM No.717681147
>>717681064
change switch 2 and nintendo to console
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:49:05 PM No.717681267
>>717670704
I really like the Frost and Forest layers. That's when I realized I was playing a generational game
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:49:20 PM No.717681284
>>717680379
Rosalina and Planet Observatory
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Lubba and Face Shit Mario
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:53:52 PM No.717681548
>>717680893
it's because despite what butthurt shitposters say about the game there's a ton of variety due to all the new mechanics the introduce throughout the game

once you're past the beginning you get introduced to the switcheroo goo in the divide layer which is one of the best ideas I've seen in a platformer and then the freezer and forest layers are full of new mechanics: crumbling bridges, molten chocolate and poison water as environmental hazards forcing you to be more cautious with your destruction, the icecube dispensers, the seeds making vines pop out of wooden surfaces, the bouncy rubber etc etc
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:54:59 PM No.717681627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9ThkzE1rQ

Man this fucking moment was hype as fuck, memories from 30 years ago, it's like suddenly the game decides to stop being all cutesy and says fuck it. Remember when people said Bananza was gonna be Rare erasure? It ended up being the DK that loves Rare the most.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:55:40 PM No.717681668
>>717681064
great argument faggot except everyone shits on mario kart world and the cripple basketball game
Replies: >>717681720
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:16 PM No.717681716
>>717669970 (OP)
yes saar best games of all the times! reminds me of our god hanmans!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:23 PM No.717681720
>>717681668
Stop noticing things, that's anti snoymitism.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 6:56:29 PM No.717681729
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md5: b314273f454e19f7b3ecae273e71c3bf๐Ÿ”
>>717670039
>>717670472
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:00:27 PM No.717681989
>>717681627
I don't care what anyone says. this version is better than the Smash Ultimate one. It nails the slow build up so much better
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:00:40 PM No.717682006
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IMG_0517
md5: 9d4df7960305214334115ad62adf46f3๐Ÿ”
All I really have left to do is get 77 more Bananas for the DK balloon but that doesnโ€™t add another star so I effectively have 100% the game. This is the first time I have done this with a game in like over 10 years
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:03:20 PM No.717682192
>>717682006
I honestly wish there was more to play. The game is just that fun to play. I ended up doing a no banana run to keep playing after getting 1000 on my first file
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.717683285
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these little niggas are the best

and I don't even like snakes
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:27:41 PM No.717683879
>>717669970 (OP)
Making Pauline sound like a roastie hag brings the game down quite a bit, but still an amazing game yes.
And yes i am using japanese voices obviously because the english va is way worse as usual, and it helps a lot but still disappointing
Replies: >>717684753
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:28:14 PM No.717683919
When are we going to get sub-hour runs of this game?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:29:29 PM No.717684000
>>717683919
>current world record holder is a tranny
of course
Replies: >>717684150
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:31:12 PM No.717684102
>>717683919
Why
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:31:49 PM No.717684150
>>717684000
Checked. What makes AGP, autism and speed-running such a strong combo?
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:37:27 PM No.717684518
>>717684150
I only have two of those and I wish I had none
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:40:42 PM No.717684753
>>717683879
The Japanese voice is super cute, shame about the forced English song.
Replies: >>717685414
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:49:43 PM No.717685414
>>717684753
The japanese voice is much cuter yeah, but still sounds like an adult woman in most cases. I do like whenever she is calling out for dk or is celebrating something and her voice kinda cracks or something, it's cute
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:50:20 PM No.717685452
>>717669970 (OP)
Ok marketer
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:51:57 PM No.717685559
>not on Switch 1
Nah lmao is a flop
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:55:37 PM No.717685789
>>717684150
Many autists like doing the same repetitive tasks over and over again. That's why they're drawn to speedrunning and MMOs. AGP is something different, typically caused from doing the repetitive task of jerking off for literal years and only missing a couple days a year due to being physically ill. It's late stage coomerism.