Did Nintendo really had to confirm that Mario and Peach are just friends?

there’s literally nothing wrong with being a cuck

>there’s literally nothing wrong with being a cuck

They're just trying to make mario as much of a blank slate as possible, so romantic relationships are a no-go

>>717700386
kek nintendies really are funny

Anita won

>>717700026 (OP)
>Mario can't get with Peach because he's short
Short kings deserve love. This discrimination needs to stop.

>>717700386
this but unironically

>>717700026 (OP)
Yes.
Mario might now have a daughter with Pauline.

>>717700386
>Have wife
>Have wife's boyfriend
>He spend money with her and you too.
I think that's a win.

>>717700026 (OP)
Why would Nintendo go out of their way to confirm something like this? Mario will never recover from this...

nothing to do with being a cuck and everything to do with maintaining status quo forever.
i replied seriously to meme thread jokes on me though

>>717701246
He is going to recover, please understand.

>>717700386
WOWIE ZOWIE!!!

>>717700026 (OP)
Fucking Kek, Mario is such a cuck

>>717700026 (OP)
Mario has better options.

>>717700386
This is a Tendie mindset

>>717703198
perfect

>>717703198
LMFAOOOOOOO

>>717700026 (OP)
>>717700386
samefag

>>717700026 (OP)
Manlets have to be demonstratably asexual so that the next generation of peasants is full of lanklets. The elite want nothing but giant morons to serve in their militaries and clean the shit. Those will be the last few jobs left when AI takes over.

>>717703198
Mariobros.........................................................

>>717701040
>Pauline "jr" is stuck in a hole and has to be rescued by a retarded gorilla instead of her own hero father with a reputation for rescuing women in trouble
>After being returned to new donk, she's living on the streets playing music (and selling her body) for money
Wow, Mario and Pauline are horrible parents.

Nintendo is so fucking retarded