Gameboy bros.... we won!

>>717745268 (OP)
Ads that wouldn't get approved today

>>717745268 (OP)
is this implied... ?

>>717745268 (OP)
bitches used to LOVE having their picture taken. and before digital cameras, that meant they were all over you when taking the pics AND when you showed off the developed prints. when selfies and filters became commonplace... men lost a huge 'in' with women.

>>717745268 (OP)
some of my friends think I was molested when I brag about fucking the teacher in training in class when I was 9th grade.

>>717745268 (OP)
Was that the original selfie?

>>717747067
get better friends

>>717747146
he wasn't taking the pic then, he was using the 'arm around the shoulders' bit, showing her the edited version of a pic he took already. the way he held the gameboy is identical to taking a modern selfie, but that wasn't a widespread thing yet

>>717745268 (OP)
This is fucking hilarious, god I miss the 90s.

>>717747362

>>717746853
Trvthnvke

>>717747067
Idk, was she ugly? Cuz if she is, then you got molested, even if both parties consented and had fun.

>>717745268 (OP)
That kid looks jewish

I feel like there's at least ten subversive things happening in the video

>>717747649
she's 6/10 not too bad. but I was desperate for pussy back then.

>alright young lady, remember: in this instant, you represent all women to the incel gamers we're marketing to
>now act like you're a shallow materialist whore that will literally fuck the first loser who shows you his beep boop system

>>717747557
You can tell that the people who were in the business of developing and making movies, commercials, and tv shows were definitely not forever mentally fucking the kids they worked with ever.

>>717747557
I wonder how many guys jerked off to that.

>>717747895
>act like you're a shallow materialist whore
SIR I'm an actress in a commercial this is high art and I have integrity *SLAMS DOOR*

>>717745757
Maelle... easy on the chroma...

>>717748020
at least 1 (me)

>>717748020
they are pedos if they do apparently >>717747961

>>717745268 (OP)
sister and I used to mess around like this when we were younger

>>717748847
how far did you go

>>717747895
People didn't used to be this cynical. It was just dumb fun, you'd shoot a ridiculous commercial and have fun with the absurdity. Nobody took it as an indictment of your character or morals, nobody used it against you on twitter, etc.

Nowadays young women would be too worried about jeopardizing their "brand" to do something like this. The internet would never forget and you'd be forever branded "the kiddie fucker girl that whored and shilled" or smth.

>>717745268 (OP)
did they have sex

>>717749690

>>717745268 (OP)
https://youtu.be/rgo4XqRH6eI?t=82
tfw ywn go back

>>717752215
giwtwm

>>717745268 (OP)
I love that the age gap definitely suggest it's a brother and a sister but the point of the commercial is she's fallen in love with him.

>>717753621
I'd probably say it's more likely a babysitter
(I miss Emma and her Friend Johanna, they used to practice kissing with me when they babysat me)

>>717746853
Yup

>>717747067
>some of my friends think I was molested when I brag about fucking the teacher in training in class when I was 9th grade.
lol This like when people cut me off because I brag about fucking a 9th grade girl when I worked as a Tutor.

>>717753863
>I miss Emma and her Friend Johanna, they used to practice kissing with me when they babysat me
WHO? And how the hell did you end up on here? Why aren’t you a chad?

>>717755390
based

>>717747557
That is so American, so Jewish.

>>717755409
Because I was cute when i was a kid, then i learned about Warhammer, computer games and DnD and became an introverted autist (that was weirdly popular with the girls in school, apparently i was good at listening and nice to talk with) but my awkwardness and shyness made it really hard for me.

t. 38 yo wizard I belong here

>>717755701
You should see what the French and Italians have in their movies, there is nothing "American" about it, "Jewish" you could maybe argue

>>717755390
>deleted
but no >>717747067 lol Janies are faggots.

>>717756208
>t. 38 yo wizard I belong here
>Had tongue sex
>wizard
...

>>717745268 (OP)

>>717756807
*Casts lightning-bolt*

>>717756848

>>717747895
>act like

>>717749690
Didn't you see the look of her eyes?

hi kids, we're home early

>>717745268 (OP)
So grooming boys is ok back when gameboy came out? Would it still be okay if the gender is switched here?

>>717745268 (OP)
bitches love cameras

>>717749690
yes and he took pictures of it on the gameboy

>>717757491
>Would it still be okay if the gender is switched here?
I wouldn't mind.

>>717746853
Maybe it's just me but I always find all this courtship and mating ritual sleazy and unsavory. Maybe if I find someone who I REALLY like. But just asking to take photo of someone I don't even know with the purpose of getting into her pants just make me feel unclean.

>>717747557
I don't get it. Is this really supposed to sell gameboy? He obviously picked pussy over nintendo.(Like anyone sane should)

>>717749069
>People didn't used to be this cynical
I agree but what exactly is the root cause of this? Surely 4chan being contrarian doesn't change the zeitgeist of our era?

>>717757554
You can't take picture on gameboy you underaged faggot.

>>717758119
he's got a Gb camera you silly billy

>>717757918
Anon you can get your dick sucked while playing gameboy and eating cake what do you mean nintendo lost.

>>717758954
Living the life. I wonder if my wife would be down to do it, seems like a weird fantasy to have, but it's my childhood dream.

>>717758954
Cool. Now riddle me this: why would a fully grown adult woman with hot body curves come to a nerdy boy's room in the middle of night offering cake, gameboy, and baseball card, on top of her pussy?

>>717758053
People using the internet as an extension of real life. 4chan included.

>>717756267
>that kid who saw prime monica bellucci naked
surely it must have ruined his standards for the rest of his life right

>>717759395
To have sex? I dont get what are you trying to say.

>>717757719
>try to talk to a pretty girl using a common interest
>"OH MY SCIENCE! This depraved pervert is trying to have a H*TEROS*XUAL relationship with a biological woman! Seize him, fellow bullyhunters!"

>>717747895
>media globally portrays women as introspective, caring, and independent
>no woman is ever past her prime
>find a moderately attractive woman in mid 20's that wants children
>she must be perfect for me
>1 year later
>reveals shes bi/gay so you dont feel special
>cant drive
>cant cook
>lost her job soon as she moved in with you
>cant even order her own food and demands you choose
>wants children or she will leave you for non-commitment
>5 years later
>getting fat
>has nothing in common with you
>last child is old enough to entertain themselves and is no longer dependent on mommy
>shes bored and wants another
>dependent on you for everything from basic necessities to physical and emotional security
>10 years later
>fat slob
>hates you
>has her own room
>so dependent she tried to kill herself when you mentioned divorce
>her favoritism of younger child caused eldest to hate you and her both
>refutes any and all criticism as misogyny and lies
>youngest child is showing early signs of brainwashing

Welcome to the world of letting men grow up thinking they can blindly trust women.

>>717759682
How much of this is true? Are woman really like this? How much of it is incel shit?

>>717759630
You're sperging out because anon said he doesn't like to partake into something himself only.

>>717759938
not all women.
But you cant ever tell that to children. Thats like telling them not all snakes are venomous. They have to know women are flawed creatures so they are weary and choose better.

This is the story of a friend I made while playing dota2. It is eerily similar to my fathers story, but in his time woke wasnt a thing.

>>717759938
Anon's story is mostly true, I think she would get fat much earlier in the story and also just divorce him and run away with all the money and kids at 5-10 years

>>717760247
that guy doesnt partake in women
isnt that clear

>>717747557
Older woman fetish acquired
>>717757918
>He obviously picked pussy over nintendo
He got kissed on the forehead, FFS.

>>717745268 (OP)
>1754782812095849
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/512652431/
>literally regurgitating threads from /pol/
i keep seeing this happen on this garbage website

>>717761261
and then again
>>717752505
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/512652431/#q512656120

>>717757719
I wouldn't say it makes me feel unclean (more annoyed some bitch is bothering me) but I get what you're saying. It has to do with how shallow a lot of "romantic" interactions are and how they tend to be more like false advertising than actually a man and woman pair bonding over a common interest to make a deeper relationship. And then down the line, these retards will be surprised when they hate each other and break up or bury these feelings of hatred due to investing material resources and/or having kids with the other person. That thought process caused boomers to have such terrible marital lives and ruin their children's hope for a normal family in the process.

Personally, I find straight up asking for sex and/or prostitution to be more honest than doing that. At least, you aren't lying about your intentions and pretending to be into a chick to get laid. You're just being curt and honest, which you should be. Either she says no and you move on or she says yes and you get laid. No emotional manipulation involved whatsoever.

>>717761032
I like sex as much as the next guy but let's just say I never feel desperate enough to dance the proverbial mating ritual.
>>717761418
Problem is straight up asking for sex nowadays count as sexual harassment.

>>717761261
The fuck is 4plebs

>>717759619
Why would she specifically ask this nerdy boy for sex and also showering him with gift when there are literally hordes of men willing to fuck her brainless without the gifts, young and old?

>>717746853
You can still do that with cosplayers and stuff, actually

>>717762534
You're a fucking idiot.

>>717761131
did you miss the end where she's stripping and pouncing on him?

>>717762913
?????????

>>717762673
? She really likes him, why dont you say what you want to say.

>>717762485
This has to be black pill bait. I refuse to believe it would be so easy to ruin someone just by asking for sex.

>>717762485
That's mostly a western thing though. If you ask for sex in some foreign country like in Latin America (where honestly, I probably wouldn't mind the mating ritual shit since it's purely sexual for the most part and not based on fake feelings) or Asia, you can probably get away with doing that so long as you don't run afoul of the local population or piss off somebody high up by boning his bitch.

I just think this hyper-Puritan ethos of faking romantic interest for sex is just not normal or healthy at all. You should be able to be honest about your intentions, whether it is to just want to fuck a woman or court a woman genuinely.

>>717763093
Have you not looked outside the last decade? Thankfully cancel culture is finally receding, but it's left a generation of emotionally scarred, kissless hugess zoomers in it's wake.

>hey guys! Look at this silly 80s ad for the g-
>I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEE WOMAN. IF I WAS BORN IN THE 80S ID BE FUCKING EVERY GIRL!!!! ITS ALL TINDERS FAULT! WOMAN ARE WHORES! IF I TRY TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE NOWADAYS THEY GET MAD FUCKING WHORESSSSSS

hmmmm yeah buddy sure.

>>717763271
niggerkike

>see incel retard thread
>be sub par 5/10 barely hit 10k above min wage at 5'10
>never had an issue getting woman and have a body count of like 30

So is this like an American problem where woman are crazy vapid or are you guys like disfigured tier ugly? I'm from ireland but I've lived in Netherlands for 4 years and Croatia for 6 and 9/10 times I see a couple the man is always punching above his weight

>>717763093
#MeToo was a thing less than 10 years ago. Stop pretending that there aren't women that can and will screw your life over for asking for sec (or even worse, getting it and claiming you raped them).


>>717763271
Who the fuck are you quoting, you absolute mongoloid?

>>717763173
I think most zoomers never asked out because of constant stream of fear from news articles about people getting cancelled for being awkward, image board sites and etc. I can't confirm this because I gave up on it all due of fears I am still unable to get rid of to this day
.>>717763593
#MeToo came from North America, which I would assume hopefully not affect Western European countries like Finland.

>>717763504
You have NO idea how trashy yank woman are. I'm 6'4, in my 28 years of life I have NEVER had a woman make the first move or approach me, I always had to put in all the work.

But when I went to America for 3 months for a job? I was literally getting multiple girls handing me there numbers and Instagram on the street. After the 3 months there my body count almost tripled.

Doesn't help that America is full of manlets too I guess

/ss/ is so fucking kino I could cry.

>>717763593
I'm quoting the average incel retard faggot.

>>717763681
It's a rational fear. It's why 90% of the women I've gotten with approached me first. Femcels take note.

>>717745268 (OP)
Imagine if the roles were reversed.
This is NOT okay.

>>717745757
Holy shit, flying islands and a tower built of garbage! Don't see that every day

>>717763681
I imagine the situation in Europe is different depending on the country, but over all more sane than the what's going on in North America. Other than Spain, I can't think of any country that is going pants on head retarded with these sorts of things.

>>717745268 (OP)

>>717763093
Come out of your fucking basement.
>>717763173
Receding where? The amount of misandry right now hasn't even reached its peak yet. Did you know there's this nifty app called Tea app? Look it up.

>>717765029
go bro!

Win for us!

>>717763018
I'm saying it doesn't make any sense for women to go after him with that much investment.

>>717745268 (OP)
See? Be assertive

>>717745268 (OP)
It's funny because they're the same age and girls just start puberty development earlier.

>>717763710
>>717764273
Don't know about the rest but anglosphere is fucked. Laws after laws aimed at making sure women have it all over men, just look at UK for example.

>>717765029
lmao

>stealth /ss/ thread

>>717767905
Then where is the /ss/?

>>717757150
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>717763681
>getting cancelled for being awkward
People don't get cancelled for being awkward. The cancel culture is weaponized and abused by feminist and their adjacent so they can vilify masculinity, that's the problem. Courtship is one of them.

>>717763093
There's a study done that asked what women would do if a man approached them randomly to chat or say hi. Not even do stuff like ask for sex or anything like that. 22% said they'd report them to the authorities.

>>717767905
You're still pedophiles even if you're in denial

>>717757918
You daft cunt, it's from a fucking TV show. It's clearly not an AD.

>>717767905
>stealth

>>717759682
>>1 year later
>>reveals shes bi/gay so you dont feel special
>>cant drive
>>cant cook
>>lost her job soon as she moved in with you
>>cant even order her own food and demands you choose
>>wants children or she will leave you for non-commitment
why the fuck would you not kick her out after only a year together and all that shit coming to light?

>>717759395
So sorry you weren't a cute boy back in your prime

>>717765239
>Did you know there's this nifty app called Tea app? Look it up.
Shut down due to data leaks.
A shame, a lot of women were suddenly starting to realize they were all dating the same 10% of men, who could get away with treating them like crap because they're hot or wealthy, and ignoring the other 90%. That couldn't be allowed, so they killed the ap.

The twist is that it's his sister

https://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z
someone was making WOW ss slopa for epoch

>>717747895
>>717748053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv9m6v31VxM

>>717771657
kys

What does being raped as a kid feels like bros...?

>>717771757
it made me gay and hypersexual.

>>717745268 (OP)
Did young boys really get with older teenage stacies twice their height in the 90s? Fuck i wish i was born 10 years earlier

>>717771749
/ss/ thread.
don't talk back.,

>>717758053
The internet used to be for nerds, Web 2.0 brought social media and with it the normalfags who bring nothing but their mental issues and baggage and apply it to everything they interact with. MySpace was the beginning of the end.

>>717747557
>Ted williams rookie card mint
It can't be mint if it was in her ass.

>>717771757
>raped

>>717771757
bags of coins and milks of salty

>>717771921
No, all that stopped when the sexual revolution ended because of the AIDS epidemic. You were born 30 years too late, not just 10.

>>717771921
Cmon you wouldn't do shit

>>717773206
Which is weird considering AIDS is strictly a homosexual thing.

>>717773334
Stop noticing things goyim.

>>717771930
>don't talk back
lol