Kirby x Yoshinoya beef bowl restaurant collab special

>slop
:|
>slop, japan
:O

That's quite elaborate compared to Matsuya x Chiikawa collab hingy that I sometimes forgot to put into people's order

>>717746535 (OP)
glad to see Kirby aint a chigyu

>>717746535 (OP)
Japanese "food" is a meme

>>717746535 (OP)
>Would like Salmonella to go with that?

>>717746849
THE HEAT FROM THE FOOD COOKS THE EGG

>>717746535 (OP)
i should get my Nendoroid Kirby soon

>>717746849
Genuine question but do retards know that Salmonella is a virus that needs to exist in the food for you to "get it" and it doesn't just like, materialize, after eating raw food, like a video game status affect or something?
You can eat an egg from a healthy chicken
That's like if I walked in on you and your wife (theoretically) having sex and go "DO YOU WANT AIDS!?!?" "but that's my wife i know she's cle-" "YOU'RE HAVING SEX AND SEX GIVES YOU AIDS YOU'RE GONNA GET AIDS!" "that's not how it works-" "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!"

>>717746849
>he can't eat fresh raw eggs without getting sick
Pathetic.

>>717746849
in what fucking third world country do you live in where you get salmonella if you eat fresh ingredients?

Pog

>>717746535 (OP)
vomit inducing

Looks like barf time came early today.

>>717746892
THE FOOD IS NOT HOT ENOUGH

>>717746535 (OP)
>>717747338
fucking nasty

>>717746535 (OP)
That's way too many calories for a kid wtf

>>717746982
Be warned that even when well-kept the material does eventually turn kind of stick instead of soft. It's not as bad as some people make it out to be though and he is really cute.

>>717747279
inner city retards are tricked into thinking food spawns magically inside supermarkets and has certain hard rules as opposed to being a variable and natural thing
they think "sell by-" dates mean that if the date is passed by a single minute, the food just transformified from a perfectly delectable beautifully fresh dish to instant death rot and mold, they think viruses and parasites don't exist on the food in order to transfer into the body but are rather magically created in the body after food is eaten "incorrectly" almost like it's a coded-in function of the food
>you didn't cook the egg? ok, engaging sam onella protocol, you have the shits now! next time read the manual!
the thing packaging makes the food more "legitimate", they think if fruit and veg is constantly wet it makes it look more appealing and cleaner and so their supermarkets constantly mist the produce making it rot faster, they think you can't forage for natural ingredients in the wild, they think you can't eat any meat that didn't come from a shop, they think meat and eggs needs to be washed before consumption even if they're going to be properly cooked because they don't understand heat kills bacteria and believe all cleanliness is the same, clean like a floor is clean after it's been scrubbed with soap

and all of this is intentionally encouraged so that if these people ever break out of containment they won't survive a second in self sufficiency because they'll get scared of an egg if they see it coming straight out the chicken's asspussy and won't know how to eat an onion out of the ground if it doesn't come with a label

>>717746535 (OP)
it's fucking RAW

>>717746535 (OP)
They could sell shit with Kirby/Mario/Pikachu face on it and retards would buy it for x10 the price

>>717746849
Salmonella never forms inside an egg but it might enter it through microscopic cracks.
Japan has superior japanese egg testing machines that ensure that any egg that's shipped is structurally perfectly intact. This way they can guarantee that there is no risk of salmonella by disinfecting the outside of the egg.
Stop projecting your filthy gaijin egg sensibilities onto Japan.

>>717746849
It's not that I'm worried about salmonella, I just dont want a raw egg on my fucking noodles

>>717746535 (OP)
>yoshinoya
haha do you think they add eggs to the bowl

>>717746535 (OP)
>consumerism but in Japan

>>717746849
american moment lmao

>>717747781
Japanese food is great no matter what. not having mexiblack slaves in the kitchen helps a lot

>>717747327
>""high class"" restaurant
>serves their beef with ketchup

>>717747869
Most Jap food is fish and fish is fucking disgusting

eggs roll in chicken shit before they are gathered, if you crack egg it touches the shell and gets salmonella or other shit and if you eat it raw you die, that's why you always cook eggs before eating

>>717747913
You will eat the raw fish with plain rice and you will like it.

>>717746535 (OP)
YOBOGOYA
THE TASTE'LL DESTROY YA
IT'S THE BIGGEST BUCKET OF BEEF IN ILLINOYA
YOBOGOYA
YOBOGOYA Y-Y-Y-YOBOGOYA
OFFICIALLY WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IT MEAT
SO BRING THE FAMILY FOR A TASTY BROWN TREAT

>>717747223
Your aids analogy is funny to me since I got into it with a textbook incel that doesn't know condoms exist

>>717747913
Disgusti-ACK!

>>717748006
You could have just kept your mouth closed and nobody would suspect you don't understand analogies, you don't gotta speak up and prove it

>>717747913
>most food is fish
yeah like ummm sushi and uhh... takoyaki if you count it as fish

meanwhile not fish dishes
>ramen
>yakitori
>okonomiyaki
>yakisoba
>tonkatsu
>yakiniku

>>717748023
>-ACK!
>posting a video he saved off of tiktok
this user is underage

>>717747941
This but unironically

>>717747327
>raw meat and that fucking egg in the end again
that will be 35 Eurodollars Gaijin
>>717747893
that's not ketchup retard, just a meat sauce

>>717748103
>Phew, successfully defended my japanese gods

>>717746606
hey kirby isn't slop

>>717747781
Japs are the most potent consoomer society on the planet. Their products are so good at temporarily satisfying the cattle that when their stuff leaked into America in the 99s, the kids that consoomed them never got over it.

>>717748302
feminine post
i don't feel like explaining why if someone else wants to go ahead
but we can all feel it im sure

>>717748302
what a weird nonsensical post

>>717747913
tyrone mac hernandez has spoken

>>717746535 (OP)
>the west would never
sad

>>717747223
>Salmonella is a virus
Salmonella is a bacteria

I don't eat food, sorry

>>717747338
It looks bad visually but it's pretty tasty, it's basically just beef, rice, actual onions and 4chan wordfilter onions. Fuck the raw egg though, I can't defend that

>>717749427
What a weird conclusion, sounds like rabbi tactics

>>717746849
Fun fact, the salmonella is on the eggshell, not in the egg itself.

>>717748103
>yeah like ummm sushi and uhh
FISH. They just eat fucking fish with rice, that's what the do. Wake up dumbass, you're listing dishes they borrowed from other countries

>>717749482
You mean the 4chan wordfilter thing? I was trying to make a joke, I just meant pic related

>>717749571
What a weird nonsensical post

Yoshinoya is based sloppa. Dunno if I'd get the raw egg though, I feel like it would be too hard to stir it such that the heat of the rice would cook the egg though. A very softboiled/onsen egg would be better.

Still, you can't beat like 600 yen for a meal. That's like 4 bucks.

>>717748241
Bacteria is only on the outside of a slab of meat. .

>>717749636
Do you need an image to explain what fish with rice looks like? This is what they've been eating for about a 1000 years. Kind of their entire thing

>>717746606
>/v/
:| (slop)
>Kirby
:O<(slop)
:| ( )

>>717748186
>that much padding for sandles
just fucking wear shoes, bitch.

>>717747223
Salmonella is bacteria, not a virus.

I like this thread. It's funny and makes me laugh.

>>717747541
should i avoid putting him near windows?

>>717749793
>complete non sequitur shitposting.

>>717746535 (OP)
I don' think it's hot enough to cook the egg..

>>717746535 (OP)
I fucking loved these places when I visited. Nothing beats finishing a bar crawl at midnight and having the equivalent of Dennys in terms of hours and availability where the food tastes good.

>>717749860
cute

>>717747869
>not having mexiblack slaves in the kitchen helps a lot
You get SEAnyaggers instead.

>>717748023
can't this npc tell she's crying from the wasabi bomb inside?

>>717746535 (OP)
>raw egg

It's over, ohayo salmonella-kun AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>717748103
Yakiniku is the shit. Shame you'd never get some something like that in America without a dozen lawsuits filed at the place for some retarded fat ass giving himself salmonella.

>>717748023
>eats raw fish
>starts crying

Why are women like this?

>>717748023
>I'm not just faking it I swear!!!
Tiktok is cancer
Death to 3D

>>717750459
>salmonella
Should've just said food poisoning desu

>>717746606
>Kirby
:|
>Kirby, inhaling
:O

>>717746849
Burguers are so retarded, no wonder you are all obese and sick

>>717750906
Rent
Free

>>717746535 (OP)
>>717746849
You're supposed to soft boil the egg and cut it in two before shoving it inside

>>717751231
>don't assume someone is American
>HURRRR AMERICAN WEBSITE
>assume someone is American
>RENT FREE
I'm betting a hundred dollars rn you're a Republican because this is a certain kind of retarded you people always are

>>717751231
Its really only the usa that bark about salmonella every time they see an egg

Is it only for Japan? There's one locally by me I want a Kirby toy too

>>717751614
Have you tried…you know…NOT thinking about your intimate sexual fantasies with Americans just for one day? All this pent-up frustration really does a number on you ESL thirdies. No wonder you’ll never matter in the grand scheme of the world.

>>717750776
heh

>>717746849
and yet you most likely got toxoplasmosis from eating a medium rare steak

>>717746849
>American projecting his poor food standards on other countries
you can eat raw eggs in the large majority of the world
it just America that let eggs so chemically castrated that the penis worms can bypass the shells natural barrier

>>717748302
I look like this and say things like that.

>>717746535 (OP)
my nearby yoshinoya doesn't look that good

>>717746535 (OP)
COOK THE FUCKING EGG, BITCH

>>717746535 (OP)
japs be eating raw eggs and fish on god

>>717746535 (OP)
Reminder that you will never have this because of niggers and zoomers

>>717749615
Don't worry, anon-kun. At least one person (me) got it.

>>717746535 (OP)
no cheese on that beef bowl?

>>717746535 (OP)
Why do nips love uncooked eggs in everything?

>>717750459
>Shame you'd never get some something like that in America
its called korean barbeque you retarded nigger

>>717746535 (OP)
Ramen has never looked as good as people made it out to be
Soup can only be so good. Burgers are better

>>717746535 (OP)
>Yoshinoya
I’m surprised Nintendo would team up with a chain that is literally destroying family shops across the country. And a Japanese chain owned by a gaijan (Jollibee) at that

>>717749975
yes, preferrably behind glass if you have display cases

>>717746535 (OP)
i miss japan like you wouldn't believe, anons.

>>717755683
Never mind the last part, they aren’t owned by Jollibee. My mistake, but still. This chain is ruining the lives of shops owned by families. No one should support it

>>717749975
It doesnt matter. I stopped buying kirby nenos because theyre fucked no matter where you put em.

>>717746606
I fucked your mom

>>717755823
But Sukiya is much larger and in more locations.

>>717756076
Chains are taking advantage of bulk orders and the weak yen. All I’m saying is people should eat local

yoshinoya is simply more tasty than sukiya and also their sauce selection is great, 2 for salad and 4 for meat and the usual ichimi and shichimi

Out of my way weaklings.

The other day, I discovered there was a Yoshinoya game on PS2. It's pretty fun little arcade-style button masher.

>>717746982
I dont think no one asked lil.bro

>>717746606
japan slop is likely higher quality than american slop

>>717755810
Why? Are we going to pretend that other countries are not able to put the same kind of effort as Japan? What's stopping us from having a Kirby Cafe?

>>717759769
That's an extremely low bar, nobody is buying American food globally anymore because it's all full of hormones and other unnatural garbage

>>717746849
>American moment
I'm 37 and have been eating raw eggs from local farms ever since I was a little kid, never had problems

Is this coming to the U.S.? I have a Yoshinoya on the corner

>>717760175
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston, posting on vidya 4chan...

>>717760175
>poster died from salmonella after typing this

>>717759865
Lack of SOVL

>>717759865
Let weaboos drown in their dream, anon. In fact, the more they come to Japan, the better. They get to enjoy their Japan, we get to keep actually good travel destination to ourselves.
It's a win-win, I say.

>>717750459
Yakiniku will not give you salmonella what the FUCK are you talking about. It's literally just grilled meat.

>>717760798
fuck off they are full

>>717749860
kek , got me

>>717746606
Both get eaten what's the difference?

how tf do you get salmonella from eggs? eggs are from chickens not salmon you dummies

>>717761401
One has high fructose corn syrup, the other has monosodium glutamate.

>>717761223
I hate women so fucking much it's unreal

>>717746849
Honest question, why is this an American problem? Just another case of capitalism being capitalism?

>>717746535 (OP)
>japshit

>>717761223
trans?

>>717759441
I remember there was a curry house game that looked pretty fun too

>>717761829
tfw no jp gf

>>717761829
sauce

>>717760946
That's not up to me to decide, buddy.
The more Japshit like OP gets made, the more weaboos will flock to Japan. It's just natural.

>>717746535 (OP)

>>717746535 (OP)
my sister made me brought her some retard breads just for some ZZZ stickers, we have to wait 8 HOURS on the line...

>>717763227
lol
>Japan is the only country with 4 seasons
>Only in Japan you can eat raw eggs
>The Japanese people have a unique ability to hear the summer cicadas
What kind of fuel rods did they stick up their ass to be like this? But I assume only young stupid people do this. The older generations usually know better.

>>717762147
Would either way.

>>717746535 (OP)
Yoshinoya in the US is a scam. It's like 3-4x more expensive than in Tokyo and tastes worse. The raw egg white spilling out of the bowl is kinda nasty.

>>717746535 (OP)
Fuck off ((("dude"))).
Lol.

>>717746535 (OP)
>Soggy fried chicken and a raw egg with cold noodles

>>717761829
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>717746535 (OP)
that actually looks disgusting

>>717763437
>What kind of fuel rods did they stick up their ass to be like this?
I believe they were uranium.

>>717746849
Lmao, all of those fake weebs don't know that there were actual cases of salmonella, along with rats and other nasty shit going on in those dogshit gyudon chain restaurants.

>>717746535 (OP)
I miss going to Yoshinoya when I was in Japan. I get the microwaveable packet versions sometimes to put over rice, but it doesn't compare.

>>717766130
>Chef's daily special

>>717747781
Why is there always some underaged shartytroon spouting anti-Japanese sentiment? I am confused. Is this Kirby promotion really that offensive or something?

>>717746535 (OP)
>>717746849
Japanese food is so overhyped it's unbelievable. Korea and China mog Japan in the culinary department.

>>717766727
>korea
literally the same fucking shit
>china
gutter oil

>>717763437
>>>Japan is the only country with 4 seasons
I live in the midwest, we get four seasons out here just fine. What I wouldn't give to live somewhere moderate year-round, though.

>>717746606
>you :O <============3 my dick

>>717766880
I agree
T. Midwesterner
Bermuda looks like paradise on earth

>>717767173
>cries in texan

>>717767435
Tbh I would rather have 110 degrees for like 4 months out of year and moderate for the rest than nice weather for 3 months, hotter for 2 months, a month of based weather between then months of dreary shitty cold November to April, with temps far below zero between. The heat is also humid as fuck all summer.

Shoveling snow and driving when it's slick with zero visibility when it's -20 is the worst shit ever

>>717746535 (OP)
>Putting raw eggs on shit
That's like the one thing I don't like about their food. It's gross and unhygenic.
>but the heat cooks muh eggs
Yeah I don't care about something you HOPE happens.

>>717768303
lol americans talking about hygiene

Slop Japan is real though, if you’re gonna go to Japan and stay in the cities all day at least go to the cool city shit

>>717759769
>japan slop is likely higher quality than american slop
I didn't realize japan and america were the only two countries in the world

>>717768303
how is it unhygienic?

>>717746535 (OP)
I never understood why people would even want to eat a raw egg. It tastes disgusting.

>>717770716
>now he's astroturfing because people laugh at his hygiene comment

>>717763437
Chicago here, we get the extreme versions of the 4 seasons and are smack dab in the middle of multiple cicada broods. I can hear them right now.

The heat doesnt actually cook the eggs at all. It basically just mixes with the meat sauce. Tastes really good. Homemade mayo has raw eggs in it btw. Similar concept.

>>717771874
Literally the only post I made in this thread, but okay anon.

>>717768303
Not everybody has AIDS and will die from eating a raw egg.

>>717761807
>>717760175
>>717752801
>>717750906
>>717747808
stfu

>>717773695
muted

>>717770450
It came out of a bird's shithole-pisshole-fuckhole

>>717747808
>>717752801
>>717759769
>>717759986
>>717760175
America has the third highest food quality on the planet and ahead of Japan, who ranks 30th
Source: Global Food Security Index (GFSI)
https://impact.economist.com/sustainability/project/food-security-index/

>>717774448
>Usa give itself fake medals at everything
lmao and yet you die from eggs.

>>717759865
>What's stopping us from having a Kirby Cafe?
Attendance, population density, and acceptance. Same reason why many niche things are popups in America but can survive in Japan like the Gundam Cafe or Kamen Rider Cafe. Japan has people wandering around on foot in very dense areas which means you're regularly going to get traffic, and people aren't averse to going to a pink blob's restaurant to eat some food. Most people in that country will also know what those subjects are generally, and actually reaching niche places only takes a few hours max.

In America let's say they opened up a Kamen Rider Cafe in Pennsylvania or something. That would take me like ten or more hours to reach driving unless I take a flight. Many of these Japanese niche stores would only work in California, New York, and maybe Florida at best and even then I don't know how long they'd stay afloat simply due to the costs of being there.

America does have some movie-specific places or actor-owned stores like Mom's Spaghetti, but those are very few and far between because of how hard it is to actually get them to work here for more than a year.

>>717767173
Nebraska here

>>717775865
nta but i work food service at a shitty location in the US, the food safety standards are downright obnoxious here and the company hires an additional company to be even more strict than even the health inspectors on top of that.

we have gotten dinged points for having a wire rack in our walk in refrigerator having blemishes on it and had to replace the entire rack when no food would touch it directly.

>>717746849
>Would like Salmonella to go with that?

Y’all should get out of Kyotosakyko Japan, the inner country has beautiful spots to see.

>>717776646
Having stupid rituals doesnt make the food safer. See : americans risking their life eating eggs.

>>717761829

i want to try authentic gyudon one day because of kinnikuman

>>717778646
the egg difference also has to do with weird standards as well, the US requires eggs be washed from the farm which in turn removes the protective enzyme on the shell which in turn means US eggs can only be refrigerated and by extension mishandling them can lead to food borne illness easier than European eggs for example that can be stored at room temperature.

this is likely a large part of the concern around raw eggs especially when there is considerable PSAs to thoroughly cook eggs before eating them in the US as well.

>>717747279
>>717747279
America.

The bacteria comes from the chickenshit. Not the egg. Ameritards chemically wash their eggs before selling them because muh salmonella, which ironically makes them more dangerous to eat because it also strips away the natural protection of the egg shell, meaning the bacteria can enter the inside of the egg, and also makes it so it has to be stored in a fridge

Amerimutts just love putting chemicals in their food for some reason. Same with their bread. Chemically bleached

>>717774448
Fucking bullshit. 80% of the food the U.S.A. produces can't even be sold in the EU because of all the fucking chemicals they put in.

>>717746535 (OP)
Why is Kirby holding a bowl of shit?

>America
>having food quality
Lol. Lmao even.
I could write a book on all the vile putrid shit they feed their unwitting goycattle.
There's a reason almost all your slop isn't allowed to be sold in the EU.
>Tfw you realize amerimutt Fanta has a warning label that says it contains no real juice.
Yikes

>>717779273
There’s beef bowls all over the place.

>>717779994
I can refute the Holocaust, can you?

>>717780203
Yes.
I can eat raw egg, raw minced meat, my drinks contain real juice and real sugar, my drinks don't contain chemical mixtures so putrid they cause loss of hearing, dementia etc (this Is real btw,)
My bread is fresh and tasty and wasn't chemically bleached
Can you say the same?

>>717747223
>sex analogy

>>717775874
>Japan has people wandering around on foot in very dense areas which means you're regularly going to get traffic, and people aren't averse to going to a pink blob's restaurant to eat some food.

I mean I see your point but it's not like you can just walk into the Kirby cafe on a whim, the place has an insane waiting list for what I've heard.

>>717779559
Washing and refrigerating eggs actually lowers the rate and substantially increases the shelf life btw that's why some countries like Sweden and guess what Japan wash eggs.

>>717780268
Capitalism 101

>>717761829
How can people live like this?

I went to Asakusa on early January when they had all the food stalls from New Years
>two cute gyarus sold me karaage
>saw a sumo wrestler walking around
>a bunch of rowdy teenagers blocking the road, heard an old guy muttering "tch, mendokusai..."
It was just like my Japanese animes bros