GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS AQUATIC CREATURE!

Uh wow

What even is that thing

Mud

>>717769283 (OP)
MY WATER TYPE BOY

>>717769343
WHY IT'S YOUR MOTHER STEVE

I WAS THERE, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

THE GEN WUNNERS FOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE IN THE PRESENT

kip

Kip

Hey guys its me, your friend. Why dont we play all the games we used to play together. Together.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Hey, backwoods retard, not now. Not ever.

>>717769773
Hello, this is the President, is Milk there? This is an urgent matter.

The public is asking me to provide them with PS3 games and im at an impasse. All i can do is disguise a bunch of movies as games and hope that stalls them.

>Game has healing items with penalties

Super fun thread guys back to the cord!

>>717770496
Yeah we need 50 more gacha and ERP threads while anything else remotely enjoyable has to be killed off.

>>717770496
hello zoomie

>>717770002
This show was stupid but I still associate it with peak AS.

>>717770496
I am sorry that this killed your Twitter screencap thread.

>>717769283 (OP)
I don like it.

Brendan i think we're being robbed of having a perfect society if a man can't be allowed to love his pokemon who they have a strong bond with both on and off the battlefield.

They pass the test, they know what im saying to them and that means they can consent too you know? If anything im the one in danger because these animals could kill me at any moment so there has to be trust involved.

Brain rot thread

>>717769283 (OP)
>>717769418
Oh hey I remember making those shitposts, glad someone saved them.

>>717771463
Ill cut right through you with the razor sharp blade of the blunt truth. I was brain rotting long before you were even rotting away in your chair bucko.

>>717770002
President of what? Getting nothing done?

>>717769558
I think Digimon is better.

so i herd u guiz liek mudkipz

>>717769283 (OP)
I liek him

mud

>>717772806
Moltar you haven't even followed that series since the turn of the millennium.

>>717772948
kip

>>717770908
>>717770969
>>717771167
Your jokes aren’t funny and when I gave you a pitty bump you were on page 8.
After seeing a single original reply you dog piled on some buzzwords and went back to your one liners.
This isn’t OC. This isn’t cross board posting. This isn’t even meeting the definition of low effort.
Try harder or don’t bother. Your lot ruined the EEnE:Online threads.

>>717773067
Maybe stop being a backseat janny in this thread of all threads on this shithole.

>>717769374
kip

>>717773067
eene online was never funny or creative

i don't leik mudkips

>>717773067
>nu-/v/ suddenly hates Adult Swim threads
summer already?

>>717773179

>>717769283 (OP)
Vidergames? Ain't nothin' good come from a vidergame

>>717773110
>NOOOOO DONT CRITICIZE MY JOKES
Your shit sucks
>>717773131
Infinitely funnier than you could ever be on 4chan

>>717773179
Nobody gets your ancient boomer references.

>>717773232
>criticism of the poster means the subject of the post is also criticized
ESL off my board it is fucking MID AUGUST

>>717773067
>wordsalad over being called a twitternigger
lol

>>717773232
Just some schizo having a panic attack over nothing when this board literally has a 24/7 AI thread that contributes nothing.

>>717773379
you eat feces salad

Kino thread

>>717773281
This show was disgusting.

>seething wannabe janitor frantically replying to every single post mentioning him
Funny every time

>>717773398
Fuck off your half assed attempt at a joke isn’t funny.
Make actual OC you lazy putrid fucking cunt

>>717772806
>>717772992
MONSTER RANCHER DESERVES BETTER THAN EITHER OF THEM.

Fuck at least sealab exists
Fuck this board none of you are funny
None of you watched adult swim
Stick to your discord

>>717773589
Man, you're really upset lmao

>>717773696
No I’m bored and sick of the internet
I can’t even believe you idiots would post like this and for what?
No one else is laughing
No one else is replying
None of this was actually a joke there’s punchlines delivered with no buildup
You’re all posting random fucking screenshots and semi related captions.
Your shit sucks.

>>717773659
Adult Swim was really popular and there is a decent sized userbase of people here in their 30s. You are having a schizo meltdown.

>>717773807
Hey anon your post is badass.

Too bad you're a PUSSY.

>>717773851
Kiss my ass you’re unfunny and if you actually watched adult swim and put some fucking effort into your posts I wouldn’t be flaming your low effort thread
Fucking kill yourself bitch

ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL!

>>717773589
>Just spam more reddit frogs
pass

>>717770496
>he likes echo chambers

>>717773807
>No one else is laughing
i've been laughing at you and you're pathetic attempts to control """board quality""" since your first post, though. also you type like a faggot, which isn't surprising at all since you want to be a janny
good job being the funniest thing in this thread, you're a living breathing joke

>>717773807
>You’re all posting random fucking screenshots and semi related captions
ah ok that explains it you arent old enough to watch tv shows during midnight

>>717773940
I demand you actually fucking watch ATHF
Unfunny piece of shit go fuck yourself
>>717773958
Unrelated bullshit
>>717773968
>>717773991
>implying

>>717773807
You know what Napoleon?

You can leave.

>>717773991
its funny how he's talking about no one here watching adult swim, while missing EVERY SINGLE REFERENCE lmao
this is what kids spend their summer vacations on now. seething at people on the internet about things they've never experienced (sex, good video games, cartoons worth watching, etc)

>>717774073
I'm simply saying discord is shit

>>717774073
>Actually watch ATHF
>THATS A FUCKING QUOTE FROM THE SHOW YOU FUCKING NEWFAG HOLY SHIT

>>717774073
Computer, show me jannyman.

>>717774078
Kiss my ass bitch this movie isn’t funny
>>717774092
>NOOOO MY REFERENCES ARE LE HECKIN FUNNY
These aren’t even jokes. These are barely posts. I’ve watched more tv than you dip shit.
Your posts. Suck.
These are barely scannable references you wouldn’t just post this online and expect laughs.
Jesus fucking Christ you have no actual knowledge of how to craft a joke and concentrated efforts from your shitty friends produced one of the most unfunny garbage attempts at OC I’ve ever seen.

To everyone seeing this thread in passing because the idiot keeps making sure its on the front page, I invite you to see today's biggest schizo meltdown.
We've got an absolute rager of a retard here

>>717774092
Who says just summer vacation, they're spending all their waking time being butthurt here and failing to improve on their lives while scapgoating other groups for their personal failures.
Sure, we're still stuck on 4chan ourself, but at least we experienced some joy in our lives unlike the newfag election tourists

>Newfags will never know the joy of watching this on TV in its entirety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAc5y3bQfyY

>>717774235
Anon, you're the joke. I told you that already. We don't need to try anymore, you're the dog and pony show now. Keep posting, this is great
>>717774271
Theyre so easy to bait its almost unfun, but at the same time imagining this kid frantically replying to everyone trying to prove how superior his sense of humor is makes me giggle

>>717774261
If someone flaming your bullshit thread is better than your posts guess what asshole
Your shit isn’t funny
Your can’t make OC
Stop posting.
Lurk for four consecutive years and then maybe consider posting.
Actually watch the fucking shows you’re posting about so you can craft an original fucking thought with them.
Compare this bullshit you posted ITT to the Seinfeld or House /v/ posts and see where you bitches went wrong

>>717774235
itty bitty baby itty babby boat

>>717774420
I dont believe it

M U D

>>717774452
Habeeb it

>>717774387
So there were no jokes or OC ITT?>>717774271
Blatant projection.
>>717774420
Oh man this one reference is actually funnier than the entire thread
>>717774452
You literal fucking cancer kys

>>717774487
TWINKIEHOUSE

>>717769283 (OP)
I chose mudkip as my starter in oras, did I do gud?

>>717774389
Keep posting. You know you can't stop yourself, you are absolutely enraged right now, threads not going anywhere either

>>717774373
>space ghost went to my high school
weird feel

2007 was a better time....

>>717774261
Learn to use the catalog and stop sorting by bump order faggot

>>717774552
>implying I care the thread is up
Blow me
You already abandoned your shitass attempts at OC

>he's still going
man, this is fucking golden

>>717774601
I do what I want, super faggot

This is the same unhinged schizo who's having severe melties over retardy threads.
Witness: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/717213848/#717221780

ITS LIKE I GOT A SCHIZO IN ONE HAND AND A BRERB IN THE OTHER

>>717774261
this doesn't hold a candle to the average final fantsay 14 thread meltdown

>schizo is when someone doesn’t like me :’(

https://youtu.be/pEzua_aTHAc

>Playing your GBA while this is on in the backround

>you do realize that give a woman a "typhlosion" is when you trick her into marrying you and having a child?

>>717774786
I would never post in a Mario party thread. I actually love and respect myself.

>>717774835
I never visit those threads, but this is a pretty good one. Obviously not a board class meltdown, but a nice random one in a thread that he doesn't live in and shit up everyday

>>717770496
>noooo you're taking up room that could be used for pedophilia enthusiast or twitter rage bait threads

painfully mediocre thread
painfully mediocre schizo and painfully mediocre posters

>>717774904
This is almost OC and I’m totally not just biased to the venture bros
>>717773359
Read my posts, cunt
>>717774940

>>717774927
Cry Moar faggot

This is such a non-issue why is this dude freaking out
Theres 2 blatant homosex threads and like 7 different twitter screencap threads up right now but THIS thread is the cancer killing /v/? Remind me of the one mentally ill nigger who spazes out over threads about 7th gen games.

>>717775019
Suck my dick from the back you obsessed cuck
>a blooobloooblooo they think I’m unfunny
Just be funnier you stupid bitch

>>717774927
How does it feel watching your post getting deleted? You're in here having a literal temper tantrum about board quality, and the jannies agree that (You) are the problem with this thread

>>717775018
are you just replying to yourself now or have a discord backup? This was YOUR comment >>717773359

>>717775082
Forced schizophrenia

>>717774468
This image sexually excites me

Mother, why is this stranger pretending to be a janitor on a mongolian basket weaving website?

>the schizo when he's been found out

>>717775170
I fap to mudkips

>>717775126
What are you talking about none of my posts have been deleted.
>>717775127
I don’t use discord just read it the other way around idgaf if the formatting got slightly jumbled in the editing process

>>717775219
>>717775230
>implying

>>717775291
Are you the guy telling people this thread isn't funny and that people should make more OC instead of low effort jokes?

>>717775126
HAHA

COOKIES ON DOWELS

>>717775398
You’re boring
Go back to false reporting my posts in this off topic thread

>>717775516
Yea, i thought so lmao. You've had like 6 posts taken out of this thread. You are not only a fucking loser who wishes he was a janny, but being told you are a faggot by the mods you want to be like

>>717775516
>look im tired of replying to (You), get the fuck out of my thread

>>717775170
Look I know everyone on /v/ is a macrophile but can you just think it's a funny picture?

>>717774786
What the fuck

>>717775648
>the discord mass reported some anon's posts
>that means I'm right1!1!!!1!!!!1
>>717775664
not a reference
you never watched firsky dingo

kip

>>717773343
I mean clearly you and I both did

>>717775082
I think youd unironically have better odds making an e-celeb thread than genuinely trying to talk about 7th gen games.

>>717775807
Pingas

>>717775082
those threads are bots
you idiots are real people and need to be told you're fucking unfunny

>>717776150
blow me faggot
mass false report all you want cunts I actually know how computers work

I HATE MUDKIPS

>>717776254
>mass false report all you want cunts I actually know how computers work
OH SHIT WATCH OUT ANONS

>>717773609
Shut up Zorak

>>717774794
Why dont he like my thread man...

This thread is sponsored by Boost Mobile

>"please continue the thread while ignoring, 'the schizo'"

>>717776412
So I actually feel bad and I'm coming to the conclusion all of you are entirely too young for 4chan.
when someone calls you a stupid cum dribbling faggot they're saying
>hello
its not filled with vitriol they're at most mildly upset at you existing to begin with
I didn't hate the concept of your thread
I hated your pathetic attempts at the thread
please just be funnier or suffer my autism

>>717773516
kino everthobeit

>>717776254
OH NO HE KNOW HOW TO RESET HIS MODEM WATCH OUT!

>all of you are unfunny. none of you actually watched these shows, none. you need to be told that you're all unfunny. i will make it my lifegoal to sit in this thread all die while autistically screeching. stop false reporting me...or else!
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?

https://youtu.be/zi2mOnuUivI

Did any Tom review actually influence someone to buy a game?

>WHAT'S WRONG WITH SWIMMING?
>Shake there's no reason to have it outside of training level. Even the developers stated its an oversight due to creating the maps wit-
>Frylock they OBVIOUSLY want me to use swimming. Its in the training and I'm not one to skip my homework
>Look just pick the GEP gun and keep playing
>I'll take the tranq
>Shake the tranq isnt what you think it is
>WHY NOT? I AM NOT A KILLER, FRY
>It doesnt even put them down, it just makes them freak out before it even have an effect
>Oh really? as opposed to getting blasted by a rocket launcher? Yeah I'm sure they'll quietly die after having their legs fly out Private Brian style
>Shake its Ryan, and if you want nonlethal you can just stick with the prod
>no thanks, I'm just gonna pick pistol and just shoot them all up because this got boring. Why cant games just let me shoot things and ask questions later as God intended?

>>717776837
install gentoo
>>717776845
no do it more
also post a fucking picture next time you stupid motherfcuker
https://deathgenerator.com/#gallery

>>717776774
Hey /v/ would you make me a sandwich?

>>717773516
It was, but they had some genuine wit underneath.

>>717776982
>its one of those "richard stallman is my dad" faggots
SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUIDWARD! The sky had a POKEMON!

>>717776918
oh my fucking god the bare minimum has been achieved and chatgpt could have helped you all get to it
fucking
thank you anon

>>717777076
This post is a death threat to you, specifically, anon.
read the fucking image I attached.
No, read it. Go back to
>>717776982
and read what I named the image.
I hope to god you're stateside tickets are expensive and I hate traveling.

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

And saturday

>>717770496
Basado

>>717777168
Jiren won.

>>717776290
>not I HAET MUDKIPS
one job

>>717777309
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of new things I don't like such as DBsuper[/spoiler
the vegeta memes were great but I just don't play ball with new stupid shit that shouldn't exist to begin with

>>717777201
OIL PAINTINGS

this schizo thread is really sad

oh fugg I forgorr a bracket I was wondering why that happened
fuck all of you faggots I'm going to play turok

Adult swim was satanic. All the cartoons were about violence and there was just this generally evil aura about that station.

>>717777628
i agree everyone in this thread is such a buttnut

>>717777639
It was soul

https://youtu.be/RIV4OfmPDMo

>>717777628
>implying
jesus this gif is fucking cancer on the eyes

Igloo.
Hotdog.
Igloo.
Hotdog.

https://youtu.be/QJX2BaJo5Ls

Which intro is the best and why is it Aqua TV Show Show?

>>717777727
back whence ye came reddit wench cunt

>>717773067
stupid nigger, seethe eternally

>implying

Implying what?

>implying implications

>>717778330
lemme spoonfeed you the QRD fammalamma
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/implying-implying-implications

Meanwhile the 400 reply thread about NTR currently up has no objectors or schizos so i guess next time we should make a thread about inflation next.

>>717778591
I wont fight bots
Ill fight you stupid half assed faggots any day
you want to group together and collaboratively post on 4chan? that's great you're going to do it to make the board better
not worse
now fuck off bitch
I've responded to this argument more than 4 times
you're just assmad someone called you out for being an unfunny fucktard

>>717778685
why do you type
like a massively stupid faggot
who sounds like
he sucks cock and
takes it up the ass

this thread is gold, saving these pastas

>>717778591
>so i guess next time we should make a thread about inflation next.
This sentence alone should require you to have your government ID given given to multiple data brokerages just to ensure your dumb ass isn't allowed freedom of thought online ever again
why would you drop the charade at any point and publicly admit to a group effort on 4chan to be this fucking unfunny you stupid motherfucker
kill yourself
right now

>>717778814
It's a shitty agitprop bot. It can't into paragraphs.

Wtf is even happening in this thread

>>717778956
>no human being could EVER think I'm unfunny and hate my posts this much
sorry but no
I exist
I'm retired because I made so much money
And I hate your fucking posts so much I'll commit time to it

>>717779046
videogames!

>>717779225
oh my god someone is actually naming files in order to be able to intelligently sort through them on their PC1!1!!!!!!!!!!111111!1111
the thread might actually be funny soon

Hey autistic schizo guy can you give me a (you) or an >implying

>717779521
imagine wanting to act so literally brand new

KWAB.
Kek, What A Bitch.

>>717779310
>intelligently
>implying

this will never catch on like kek did
its a four word abbreviation that implies the usage of a comma
the internet is not powered by english firsk speaking persons
who in the fucking world is going to say KWAB
oh thats right
half assed lazy white 1st world posters who can't even keep their own fucking thread alive unless a
""""schizo""""
shows up

>>717769283 (OP)
We all had her, John.

So I herd

let me test something
>

Heres the entire broadcast of the first airing

https://youtu.be/g6hmbsqubDU

does this dude not know we're going to brutally murder and rape him?

^
^^

Metalocalypse is the best Adult Swim show, followed very closely by Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.

>>717771260
Tonight, you

>>717780501
Harvey Birdman is my favorite AS show but it fell off much quicker i guess especially the movie and spin-off show nobody remembers.

>>717780185
blessed

>>717780501
no venture bros? sad there was never a game

>>717780859
The last seasons soured me on Venture Bros way too much.

>>717780501
This but put Superjail 2nd, then ATHF 3rd

>>717781096
>Superjail creators made Robotomy for CN
>Show dies after a few episodes

>>717781209
For a short lived show, I gotta admit, the principal robot is my favorite character in that show.

Describe a game with an Adult swim show quote.
>You belong in a garbage can

>>717777727
>>717777760
>>717777763
>77777

>>717780185
Does anyone have the video where it was just footage of stormy from Sealab 2021, but they had him saying stuff his voice actor would normally say, since his main job was being a political commentator? It was solid gold because it's extremely nuanced which is opposite to Stormy's character

>>717770249
They just ripped off the Treehouse of Horror where Homer sells his soul for a donut. Maybe it's another Twilight Zone parody that I'm not aware of.

>>717783549
>Simpsons invented Faust

>fire up the PlayStation 3(tm), Dr. My Wife! It’s time for some retro gaming!

>>717784632
SIMPSONS DID IT

>>717784632
I meant more the angle of "Your soul isn't forfeit until you finish every last bite of this thing."

>>717782412
Not how digits work, newfag.

>>717785340
I'm with Phantom Limb, Monarch never deserved her.

This thread is upsetting Old Kentucky Shark.

>>717781096
Superjail is gorgeous from a visual standpoint and fairly creative but it's not really engaging on its own merits, especially if you watch it sober. It's like Newgrounds era internet 'violent=funny' edgelord shit.

>>717785927
Invisible hands typed this post

>>717779832
Imagine a conversation between these two

You think that if he didn't get into metal and wasn't stupid that he would be a normalfag, or was he just born too brutal for that and his family still accepts him?

>>717785927
Phantom Phaggot viewed her as arm candy and a political tool. Monarch, for all his many shortcomings, loved his wife.

>>717787856
i think it's funny nathan came out so angry and brutal despite coming from a nice family with no drama at all, he was just born to be brutal

>>717769283 (OP)
tfw George Lowe is dead
;_;

Do you think Rusty had to tweak each set of clones' memories to account for the newer video game consoles they'd "remember" growing up playing?

>>717790170
He sounded really bad in his cameos in Jellystone even if he put a lot of soul into the voice.

>>717790497
The performances were good, time had just changed him too much to sound anything like the original voice.

>>717790497
Yeah he had been in and out of the hospital since ~February 2023. He had an elective heart surgery last November that he did not recover well from. :( He died in March.

>>717769283 (OP)

>>717790981

MY NAME
IS

>>717790497
George Loew sounded bad because he was dying at that point.

All the Space Ghost: Coast to Coast guys got fucked hard because they screwed out of residuals, Martin C Conker died because he was overworked and they didn't give him health insurance either.
Last guy standing is Andy Merrill and during the 30th anniversary of SGCtC, people found out he was forced to be an amazon driver to make ends meet.

Fortunately, he's been getting a lot of support from the fandom and he regularly posts on bluesky now, doing stuff like this.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aBqPkBqopCI

>>717792508
JONAS
I'M HERE IN THE WHALE

>>717774468
WOAH LOOK OUT MUDKIP THERE'S A GIANT MUDKIP HIDING UNDER THE WATER

>>717777201
I already decided what country we're going to on our next vacation, TEXAS
And the state, DRUNK
And the city, Dallas

>>717792767
Stories I hear about Adult Swim make it sound like it was run out of an RV in an abandoned lot.

>>717796064
With how badly everyone got fucked, or in the case of Conker, outright killed, it's textbook example for why unions are good thing.

>>717792767
>i'll never get to hear zorak's voice ever again

>>717796064
Everybody got fucked except for Lazzo, who is unfortunately still alive.

>>717796164
Yeah man, but like, unions are bad for next quarters profits. Not like profits in the long run, but just next quarters. Maybe the next two quarters! So they we can't let that happen!
There are times where unions can go overboard and cause companies to run into bankruptcies with stuff like overly generous retirement plans, which is probably why investers tend to be scared of them.

>>717769283 (OP)
Good thread

>>717797304
>Spoiler
They're scared of them because they cut into the their profits and actually do, I was legit in the Teamsters for a summer job and the job made me do a double workload causing me to fuck up to the point it was an instantly fireable offense (I just created a logistical shitshow, not any death or destruction) And the union rep immediately found me and got all the details of what happened while buying me some food and telling me to stay calm since I was freaking out, and then he talked with management on my behalf pointing out they set me up to fail by overloading my workload, and I got off with just a warning.
If I could still be part of it, I would.

DON'T MAKE ME REPORT YOUR POST

This thread started off fun and then went full schizo. A shame...

why am I back in 2008?
what game are we playing?

>>717776150
FUCK steven universe

>>717799104
Oh hi candlejack, hope you have been w

>>717799104
Hey, it's candlejack, I remember when /f/ compressed his episode to be vie

>>717796210
I liked the guy they had voicing him for jellystone since he did an interesting mix of the OG voice and Conker's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lnLiJNRYAA

Also props to the writers for referencing the Brak Show

>>717799397
>>717799528
I'm gonna need more rope

>>717776615
Where you at dawg?

>>717787856
>>717789576
Only band member to have a good relationship with his family/ parents. I enjoy that.

>>717799672
It's Croker.

>>717800015
Robinson!

>game has microtransactions

>Your answer when zoomie asks why these threads exist.

And now, upon retrospect, I ask why...