I love Nintendo. I hope they never change.

>LOOK IT'S MY FAVORITE TROON MINDWASHING CHARACTER AGAIN HERE TO TEACH LITTLE BOYS THAT THEY WANNA CRACK THEIR EGG AND BE GIRLS AND THAT THAT'S POSSIBLE
kys

As long as you keep supplying them with shekels they won't

>>717776246
what

>>717776113 (OP)
God damn

>>717776246
meds. now.

>>717776113 (OP)
Nice ass.

>>717776281
don't pretend like you can't tell this """"version"""" of """"pauline"""" was clearly designed as a boy, imagine HIM with short hair and HE looks like a boy but they intentionally put HIM in feminine clothing and sometimes even extremely feminine stuff that looks like an actual tranny because it's made to show boys that they "can be girls" and what a boy would look like if he wore girls' clothes so that boys who play this game start wanting to become girls

Why can't you guys discuss Pauline normally?

>>717776113 (OP)
They already have changed. 8 years since BotW and all we got is a DLC. Soon to be a full decade with no new 3D Zelda

>>717776339
She gets it from her mommy. :)

>>717776113 (OP)
Nice ass

>>717776485
are you ok?

>>717776272
Nintendo is the most based company around. If they ever went away nothing would replace them.

is this ai or real

This is now a Pauline lore thread.

>>717776853
I swear I'm not AI
Look my image proves it

>>717776746
>if someone disagrees with me there must be something wrong with them boohooo i'm upset that nobody is letting me crack any more eggs he called me out!
shut up, you're not tricking anyone

look i edited HIM to look like the boy he actually is, doesn't he look like a boy if you only remove his hair and makeup which can clearly be faked? NINTROONDO wants little boys in front of the TV to look at this ""girl"", see themselves in ""her"", get erections and imagine how they can look as girls and start wanting to be girls and its telling them this is possible if they just start wearing long hair and make up and tight sexually arousing clothing

>>717776754
Now I have to wonder if loli versions of characters are going to become a thing like the baby versions?
I'm not sure if I'm ready for this.

>>717776246
spastic

>>717776246
Uh... it's troubling that's what your brain instantly snaps to when you see a little girl. Like, seriously, dude. You're an absolute fucking freak and I mean that as strongly as possible.

>>717776983
ngl this guy is onto something

>>717776983
>>717776485
>>717776246
Based schizo. I kneel.

do not respond to the schizo he has been posting in these threads for weeks now

>>717777118
Which one?

>>717777070
That's just the PlayStation schizo.
He's always angry about everything.

>>717776246
you're so brave, sister

Oh so this is what they mean when they say /v/ is obsessed

>>717777114
He's unironically right.

>>717776485
>>717776246
>>717776983
Based schizo nigger

>>717776113 (OP)
>>717777777

>>717777214
the one that made this thread

>>717777313
Why are you replying to yourself?
Why are you mad that Donkey Kong Bananza is successful?

faggots pretend to be schizophrenic because it gets them heckin awesome (You)s
NEVER feed a troll

>>717777414
I'm not the schizo though. I just actually read his posts and realize he has a point.

>>717777421
Honestly /v/ needs a new schizo for people to hate.

>>717777551
How do I know you're not him?
I think you are him, because nobody would agree with what he said.
I think you are the PlayStation schizo.

>>717777554
>/v/ needs a new schizo for people to hate
Why? Just ignore them, Jesus fucking Christ. Talk about video games, not some fucking attention whore intentionally shitting up the place.

>>717777784
>How do I know you're not him?
By looking at his image and realizing he has a point would be my suggestion

Why you people don't report shitters? 3-4 reports and that schizo garbage will get removed in a matter of minutes if not seconds + ban. Much better than derailing the entire thread

>>717777784
This is why I wish /v/ had IDs. I am literally NOT him, I just think he's right. Think about it. Nintendo has created 2 trans characters over 20 years ago (the purple ghost and birdo) it wouldn't really be a surprise if the jews were working with Nintendo to get the west to see themselves in young Pauline because she really does look like a male character in makeup. This could be Nintendo trying to troon out the youth in the west. Also it is already well documented that a lot western lolicon Pauline fans are discord trannies.

>>717776113 (OP)
Did they add her to Mario Kart?

>>717778076
NINTENDO, SONY, CIA, FBI, KGB, DO SOMETHING

>>717778085
Vivian and Birdo are not canon to the mainline Mario games.

>>717778272
That's debatable, not a fact

>>717776313
this gif made me audibly laugh

>>717776246

>>717776113 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>>717776246
>>717776485
>>717776983
BASED /pol/FAG

is this an embed thread?
they still haven't patched it?

>>717776246

>>717778085
Vivian is NOT and NEVER was a tranny.
Crossdressing is not tranny you dumb nigger ape.
Go samefag elsewhere.

>>717779475
It's the same shit to normal people (people who matter).

>>717779553
Wrong on both accounts faggolli.

>>717779037
This is the Pauline lore thread.

>loli Pauline fan is also a femboy lover
Waow what a surprise

>>717779268
I thought it was completely patched long ago

I think Nintendo hired the artists who made Koikatu or some other hentai game, because they're making their characters' hips look like breeding machines.

>>717776246
kek at all the seething groomer replies

>>717776313
faggot

>>717776339
>schizophrenic

>>717776246
you cant do it a second time

>>717776746
it's a copypaste

I don’t know where else to ask but what’s a good proxy service for shitposting? I like the idea of something like 4chan(dot)gday but I don’t want to use it. It just glows too hard. Too many bad actors using it to share you know what. I don’t want anything to do with that shit. I just want to shitpost.

>>717776595
You don't need to make new games to sell games.
The rest of the AAA game industry realized this and stopped like he did.

>>717776113 (OP)
thats not real!!!!
THATS
NOT
REAL!!!!!

>>717776652
>schizo

>>717776754
get a fucking job you 300 pound chimp

>>717776113 (OP)
is MKW any good? I've never played a MK game and I've been debating buying a switch 2

>>717786312
It's good but it's clearly designed to have trickled content on the future.

>>717776113 (OP)
Super Mario if he trans. Bananza is actually set in the future after Mario trooned out.

>>717776853
It's offical art drawn by Miyamoto himself obviously.

>>717776113 (OP)
you're a pedophile

>>717779738
Pauline the III is mario's new identiy after he trooned out. Remember most trannies try to take on the idenity of the girlfriend they wanted but were never good enough for.

>>717779037
The Xenoblade 3 thread?

>>717787089
No.
Pauline from Donkey Kong Bananza is probably Pauline III, who is probably Mario's daughter.

>>717787337
Do you plan on killing yourself when you’re wrong?

>Tomboys are now trans propaganda
What fresh retardation is this?

>>717787902
No.
I will move on.

>>717788121
that pic rel is beautiful

>>717788737
Like you said you would when “Suzanne” was deconfirmed right? Fuck off already

>>717776113 (OP)
Does DK get any new outfits?

Posting this so he can go into a conniption and then this cursed thread can die

>>717792543
where is this from

>>717793076
Bananza dev interview

>>717788737
no you won't move on

>>717776607
you lost and got raped, she's not pauline jr.

>>717793880
She probably is Pauline's daughter, and she will sell more Switch 2 units.

>>717787337
the very idea of giving this many fucks about mario lore is just embarrassing
oh my god did mario have sex?
who even finds mario sexy?

>>717794187
It’s because he’s a self inserter obsessed with the idea of Mario having an “arc” who was totally buttblasted by the odyssey ending

>>717776246
your brain on /pol/...

>>717792436
OP's fake leak is fake, retard.

>>717794413
I am not a self-inserter, and I am not angry about Odyssey's ending.

>>717776485
Pills, now

>>717794670
Of course this is how people who are not emotional write.

>>717794530
Prove me wrong.

crazy how everyone aggro'd on the guy calling them out

>>717794187
the true and honest reason for (straight) bowser porn

>>717794827
I was not emotional when writing that.
I was stating facts, and recalling things that did happen, things that support my theory that Mario and Pauline might become a canon couple again.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a narrative and high stakes in Super Mario games.

>>717794990
Pauline is trans guy is just a shitposter looking for attention but the autistic “Suzanne/Pauline III” freak has been shitting up every bananza thread since the reveal and I have made it my mission to ridicule him whenever he shows up.

>>717795270
>high stakes
>Super Mario
Might as well look for deep philosophical writing in bluey. Manbaby nonsense

>>717795147
yeah, but that's guys and maybe a few girls who find bowser sexy
i just don't believe that mario has that many admirers, even after chris prat

>>717794187
>who even finds mario sexy
everyone

>>717795369
Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Odyssey had narratives and high stakes.

>>717776272
based. Personally, I give them over $100USD a month (not including my 2.99 monthly Nintendo sub cost).

>>717778135
YESSS!!!! NEW DLC JUST DROPPED

THEY ADDED KORINGA TOO lmao who would have thought

>>717795452
Based bin bing wahoo man

>>717794938
Prove me right.

>>717779864
It's a roach that never dies. None of you retards actually go through with it unless you REALLY unironically want to be put on a list.

>>717786312
it's pretty good, but for me I've sunk way more into 8. I guess my rule of thumb is
>Do you have a switch
Then yeah, go get a switch 2, the bc is worth it.
>If you don't have a switch, or you have an index or index-equivalent device
Hold off on getting a switch 2, maybe wait 6 months or a year and see if any games are out on it that you want to try.

>>717786240
I'm going to assume the person buying kiddie games is more likely to have a job than the guy crying about kiddie games.

>>717795617
Based Monsterlover Mario

>>717776983
Holy hell its JIMMY NEUTRON!

>>717776113 (OP)
I wish this was real...

>>717795452
All that time spent around Vivian and Birdo influenced him, and then Peach dumped him... Mario just couldn't stand being a man anymore and had to transition and take the name of "Pauline"... That's why New Donk City looks more futuristic because it is the future. Bananza actually is the legit sequel to odyssey. How anyone can ignore the obvious when it's staring them in the face is beyond me.

>>717787337
Why do tendies make pretend lore about their games made for babies? there's no thought that goes into it. Every time that you make a game theory it's not the reality of the situation.

>>717794052
she is literally pauline... just younger, they say her name multiple times in the game

>>717798348
She's literally Mario. Has his mannerism and everything. It's too much to be a conincidence. She acts nothing like pauline and everything like MArio, and since mario was left with his dick in his hand at the end of odyssey...

>>717798348
The title "Donkey Kong" is passed down generations of Donkey Kongs.

>>717798496
now that you mention it...

>>717795553
only sunshine and galaxy had that, odyssey was just slop

>>717799308
Odyssey had high stakes.
Bowser was going to force Peach to marry him.

>>717795617
troon artist

>>717776113 (OP)
I pray to God every night that my brain wasn't hardwired to desire this
This is pure suffering and I'm absolutely sick of it

>>717776916
If it was a different Pauline then adult Pauline would've appeared in the Max % secret ending.
Mario isn't there either, but Mario is from the Mushroom Kingdom.
New Donk City is in the Metro Kingdom.

>>717776113 (OP)
Somebody could literally use this for a fake leak but almost everyone is wising up to AI stuff so I can see why nobody is doing it.

>>717801678
They did not appear because that would give away the surprise.

>>717800912
I think I honestly might rather be into bananza pauline than be a vorefag. Bro being turned on by fictional snuff porn fucking sucks.

Reminder that for all his arguments about being "invested in Mario" Juniorfag, at his core argues that Pauline Jr should be a thing because he is such a disgusting, corpo-ball washing, slop gobbler, that he thinks it would corner the elusive female gamer market. Literally just "Nintendo needs more money!"

>>717804986
That would be a good thing because it would give them a separate space, allowing the current series to return to form instead of constantly adjusting it to appeal to female sensibilities.

>>717798348
This, Mariofags have been in full cope mode since Nintendo revealed he's a simp for Peach, that will stay in the friend zone forever

>>717776113 (OP)
Is this real?

>>717776246
crack their egg?

>>717776113 (OP)
is this real? when was this announced?
shame all these characters are wasted on a game that's fundamentally flawed

if they add k rool to mario kart world I would be so happy

>>717776113 (OP)
Why large pauline have no freckle?

>>717809868
NTA but 'cracking an egg' is troonspeak for converting someone into becoming a tranny. Like they're an egg and just need their shell cracked in order to come out.

why did they make bikes so shit in MK W?
theres like 2 bikes that dont have negative speed stats and theyre both ugly. Why the fuck are bikes slower than a fucking kart it doesnt make sense. I prefer the inside drift and being able to look at peach/rosalinas tight ass on them, or squid girl when available.
Dont want to finally get loline in the game only to be forced to only see her shoulders.

>>717777414
>>717777551
>>717777313
hes not right, though. Little girls will always look like little boys when you remove their femininity because kids look the fucking same dingus, they have the same bodies. Not until after puberty starts do they change. Same way you can give a boy long hair dresses and eyelashes and they will look like girls
just ask your groomer gay dads about that.

>>717809937
no, anon, its not real.

I thought it was only the 60+yo retards being fooled by such obviously faked images, but alas...

>>717810461
POST THE PAULOLI AI GENS ZIP, I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME

>>717810850
Fine, for future reference it should be available in the archive since it was a regular catbox not a litter
https://files.catbox.moe/x9jfuz.7z
ive got some new art thats not part of the zip yet but im both too lazy and too busy with work to add them yet
Just so you know the sacrifices I make for the sake of pauline, its a monday and I post from work so theres no resetting. See you gents on wednesday then kek maybe i'll have updated the zipper before then

>>717795617
Why is Pauline brown and hairy??

>>717811491
I mean Rosalina, my bad

>>717776113 (OP)
>retcons Pauline’s backstory and the Mario vs dk games
The only way this makes sense is if Bananza and odyssey take place in the Mario galaxy 2 universe after the galaxy 1 one was reset

>>717811556
>Mario galaxy 2 universe
why do retards think this is a separate universe? galaxy 2 is the story rosalina is telling the lumas at the end of galaxy 1. it didn't actually happen.

Guys holy shit
Open the game detach the joycons and start beating your chest

>>717776983
Oh, you're a gay shota fag. That's cool. You wanted some new cute boy material but Nintendo gave you a girl instead. I don't blame you too much for being upset then.

>>717777040
erratic

>>717811556
So this really is Pauline then? It's just some other kid who looks like her?

Nintendo are the kings of making cunnys but making it look like they aren't setting out to do that

>>717811491
>>717799883

>>717811253
Thank you KING, I missed the original litterbox by a few hours.

>>717776983
it still looks like a girl there because of the openness of the eyes and some other things i can't pick out

>>717800912
She's a cutie. We're hardwired to like that.
>>717794187
He finds a way.