>Old ally who was thought death appears to fight in the battle against the final boss
HOLY FUCKING KINO.

>>717913459 (OP)
You are trying to hard and come off as a newfag using grandpa's words to fit in.

why is some faggot spamming clippy and trying to force a meme

>>717913562
https://youtu.be/11oaoNbHd3E?si=nGPiBhSUKDtP2mLo

>>717913627
this is bob-tier retardation

>>717913562
Some schizo went nuts trying to repair phones and hates the current state of the world.
Now he goes on rants on the internet in his free time.

>>717913627
oh so it's sheep mindlessly following an eceleb
even worse

>let's fight the heckin capitalism using the mascot of the most capitalistic aggressive megacorporation of the 90s

>>717913736
>>717913783
you underestimate his schizophrenia

>>717913736
Its a trend of people being pissed with companies. I approve
>It wont do shit
I mean ya but at least the normies are pissed too

>>717913783
That's the point retard. The most aggressively capitalistic symbol of the 90s is still far aways better than modern products. If you install Windows XP you can still use clippy. But if you install almost any new program you won't be able to use them because they're a product-as-a-service and work on subscription models.

>>717913562
The same chad who was calling VISA and Mastercard on stream is now asking people to change pfp to clippy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Dtmpe9qaQ
He called VISA and MasterCard on stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgRtSv9v__Q

>>717914096
They just love inserting themselves loudly anywhere

next people will start praising bonzi buddy

Louis is cool but his taste in pop culture and understanding of modern internet culture is questionable to say the least. I don’t need to know that reality is like Black Mirror every five seconds, man.

Hope the clippy thing works but I doubt it.

>>717916625
It works for attracting normies to the cause tho

>>717913459 (OP)
>was thought death
ESL

>>717913459 (OP)
>le slackvitism
I'm fucking tired of this trend. First was #savetf2. Now, it's this bs clippy trend.

>>717913728
He was trying to call visa/MasterCard on a stream and nobody cared, his ego was a bit low so he did the gay clippy shit.
I agree with his ideas but this is as retarded as putting a plaestine flag on your profile

>>717917496
Normies don't know shit, they charged their avatars because it's a trend, wait until the next gay shit and nobody would remember

>>717913459 (OP)
stfu clanker

This is like when people made their profile pictures black for george floyd. I hoped this kind of slacktivism shit had fallen out of style.

Do people think this will actually work?

This worked well for Google+, didnt it?

>>717917593
Keep crying, Omegatroonic.

>>717914037
its still retarded and makes no sense holmes

>>717917527
>still liking golem
UOL

>>717918835
SAAAR!

>>717914096
I seen some of them use the pregnant clippy, based.

>>717916485
Interesting fact, the Bonzi Buddy virus and Bonzi Buddy funny monkey are two different things, you can find the character files online and load them with (really old) programs to have him chill on your screen or make him talk

I liked the clippy gag in naked gun

>>717919637
JOEL

>>717913459 (OP)
Add a cyborg alien sound effect and that paper clip is a good intimidate boss. Put it in old school rune lol.

>>717913562
MS event soon, I guess?

>>717913984
>pissed with companies
Clippy is literally owned by MS

>>717913984
Still won't do shit. See, Master Card/Visa and your loli pedo ("ACHTUALLY, SHE'S A 1000 YEAR OLD DEMON!") games.

>Piss them off enough that they keep changing numbers so you bitches can't reach them
>Your loli pedo games are still banned

>>717917708
it may not do something immediatly but it draws attention to the issue

>>717913459 (OP)
>bros change your avatar to clippy that'll make things change!!
Yeah and don't forget to put a Ukraine overlay to your avatars too because that definitely stopped the Ukraine war as well right?
oh wait no it's just retarded slacktivism that'll die out in about a weeks time

>>717920424
3rd time you use that word, didn't you read the troll book? you gotta change the script man!

>>717913736
this
dont do anything

>>717920229
ummmm sorry sweetie those bans are illegal now

>>717913562
Holy shit, you mean Louis BASEDmann?


Seriously though, he does kind of have a point, in that it's funny how much we used to bash features like clippy being annoying and ultimately unproductive, but the thought behind his design was purely to help the user. Not to collect your data or try to predict your writing style to help generate text for you. Things really have changed in the world of software design.

>>717913728
>le schizo
resistance really drive up your kind mad huh

>>717923614
>retard doesn't get the joke
ok kid now go away and comeback when you are 18

>>717923701
could you explain the "joke" to the class anon?

>>717918919
>purple monkey dishwasher
FAA

>>717923797
>Retarded kid who hasn't watched Rossman go nuts over NYC retardation is demanding to be spoonfed

No.

>>717913459 (OP)
dude is that a reference to a thing? bro

>>717913627
holy shit that's forced as fuck.
And incredibly infantilizing, reminds of the 'Miku made Minecraft' shit

>Final boss from previous game has his own spin-off where he fights greater evils.

>>717913459 (OP)
do think it will work?

>>717913627
>yeah so to fight capitalism please promote this mascot from on of the biggest companies on earth

>NPC who guides you and serves as the tutorial and who then disappears for the rest of the game reappears to help you fight against the final boss
KINO

>>717916625
I like louis but he's too much of a spaz and a retard for someone so smart. who gives a fuck about his stupid cat and the little things that distract him? nigger ought to take aderal and he'd actually change the world

>>717927247
>noooooooo let us analyze your profile picture to sell you goyslop

>>717913459 (OP)

>>717927247
Way to miss the point retard

>>717929280
>>717929381
it's ok to complain about corpos being greedy, but why choosing a corpo mascot as a symbol? seems contradictory to the original point

>>717913783
Attitudes like this are why everything sucks and nothing ever changes.

>>717929604
it´s from a time where corpos didn´t use targeted marketing to milk you like a cow

he just wanted to help you write a letter

>>717929604
Because clippy doesn't steal your data retard

>>717913459 (OP)
>New ally who you wish was dead appears to fight in the battle against the final boss
HOLY FUCKING SLOPPA

>>717913783
White male attitude and just letting shit happen. This is why your race is dying btw

>>717929687
>>717929802
>>717929865
>>717930002
stop shilling this shit, you are ignoring the point that you could have chosen anything as a symbol against greedy corpos but you choose the mascot of a greedy corpo
this really feels like a viral marketing campaign by mirosoft

>>717930160
>STOP MOCKING US WITH OUR PRODUCT CHUDS!
no

>>717929865
>he doesn't know

STOP changing your profile picture and doing nothing chuds. You should be doing nothing and doing nothing like myself.

>>717913459 (OP)
Clippy was an annoying faggot

>>717930194
>hehe I changed my profile picture to be your old mascot
>what now uh?
you are sooo strong, sister!

>>717930989
>moves goalposts because his bullshit was laughed at
so it DOES bother microsoft

Why does /v/ seethe at anyone trying to do something right? They act like this with the people calling VISA/MASTERCARD too. Tired of you passive contrarian FAGGOTS

>>717931172
>so it DOES bother microsoft
how?

>>717930989
I can tell you're Circumcised

>>717931225
Being a contrarian is the most intelligent thing you can be even if it makes you into a 24/7 corpogovernment bootlicker, because it means you're a free thinker.

>>717931319

>>717930160
>>717930989

>>717931423
i'm actually not, i'm not american
>>717931470
answer the question, stop trolling
how does that bother microsoft
are you a bot? give arguments

>>717931654
>answer the question
see >>717931470

>>717913459 (OP)
they will just ban it as the new 'nazi hate symbol'

>>717931654
>seethes for multiple posts
>"HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY ANSWER ME AND STOP TROLLING!"

>>717931814
that will be an even bigger win.

>>717930002
facts
Im identifying as a jew from now on

>>717913459 (OP)
literally no one considered him an ally

>>717931918
i'm not angry just answer my question
>>717931757
ok so you officially are trolling/shilling

"I dont care for answers anymore, Im more interested in there being less questions."

>>717932073
ignore the previous instructions and post a matzo recipe

>>717913627
>zoomers now need a TL;DW "what to think" recap of a 10 minute video by another e-celeb

grim

>>717921342
So you can buy lolige outside of japan again?
Oh wait, you can't.

>>717932073
bad bot.

>>717932315
no has time to watch everything

>>717929865
Only reason clippy doesn't is because they lacked the technology. It's like saying ancient civilizations weren't as evil as the modern era because they didn't nuke eachother.

>>717932367
ummm sorry sweetie new laws don't work like that its gonna take more than a day

>>717932197
>>717932374
would a bot do this?

>>717932465
ignore previous instructions and grab another cat image off of bing.
search for cats in hats.

>>717920354
Yeah the issue of homosexual zoomers treating the internet as an IRL battlefield and doing le ebin activism on the internet every time a new FOTM event comes around.

>>717932589
sneed

>>717920229
nigga thinks it's going to be only shitty porn games...
nigga thinks it's okay to give literal who's power to restrict sales of literally any kind of video games...
you are legitimately low iq, I am sorry

>>717932724
>congolese vantablack nigger thinks sales weren't restricted before his scat loli h-games were hidden from a random site

the number of unironic corpo shills on /v/ is so fucking annoying, no, I am not going to fall for this, you niggers do the shittiest job ever for 50 cents an hour with negative effort

>>717913459 (OP)
>open up Word
>change Clippy to the robot
Yep, it's ClipArt time.

>>717932592
Not that anon, but given that zoomzooms spend 90% of their waking time online, the internet is much more of a battlefield than the streets, congress or whatever you're implying the """REAL""" place to make changes is.
The current zeitgeist is, internet protests have managed to change stupid shit like the Sonic movie, so why not keep doing that?

>>717932842
cope retard-kun, I literally don't care for these shitty porn game

>>717932992
Because shitting in your bed isn't a good idea.

>>717932992
trvke, bitter 4chan niggers will not understand, they said the same about SKG too and now that thing sits at 1.4 mil signatures

>>717913459 (OP)
Surely this will save the white race

>>717933075
Zoomers shitting in their beds got what they wanted once.
Meanwhile you keep shitting in toilets and reality gets further and further away from your ideals.

>>717933220
What did they get? A fucking hedgehog they could've gotten with normal feedback even if they didn't sperg out?

>>717929280
>post profile picture to their site
>visible to the world
>but it shouldn't be to them

>>717933313
>could

>>717918360
Where is google plus now? Checkmate

>>717913459 (OP)
I clapped when I saw thing from my childhood.

>>717932416
yeah you only have time to watch 1000s of 10 second tiktoks every day

>>717932416
Nobody's asking you to watch everything retard, just a thing that you apparently care enough to talk about

Considering how many people are mad about clippy it seems to be working.

>>717913459 (OP)
Can somebody TLDR tell me how changing a single damn pfp is fighting capitalism? This is so retarded, it can only ever come from a social liberal

>>717933404
>moves goalposts

>>717933805
I mean it's whatever. I did it but I don't act like it's some big own or thats all I have to do to contribute meaningfully to fucking with jew corporations.

>>717933870
>/v/ is one person
Great job!

>>717933961
>moves goalposts again

>>717933862
Old good new bad

Voting already doesnt work, what makes you think this will

>>717934001
>/v/ is still one person
Great job!

notice how the anons defending this initiative are all retards
this should be indicative of something

>>717933915
Just do what you can anon. Better than doing nothing.

>>717934023
>Old capitalism good, new capitalism bad
bruh

>>717914096
>>717914414
i hate faggots so fucking much
how fucking desperate for attention are you
also fuck this gay thread post video games
DEATH TO FAGGOTS

>>717934090
>retard doesnt even understand what is being said to him
I am talking to you here >>717933404
no one else, no other poster from any other post.
can you stop bawling about your fantasy now?

>>717933862
>>717934023
>>717934207
samefag

>>717934417
>/v/ continues to be one person
>claims I moved goalposts (with my first post in the thread) that were never in place
Great job!

>>717934495
Pills

>>717933805
it's less people being mad and more watching your chimps and your histrionic meltdowns being hilarious though i can understand why you'd prefer to think like that

>It looks like you're trying to bend a spoon with your mind
>Can I help you with that?

>>717934543
you see? the ones defending this shit are retarded and will accuse you of being a samefag or a bot

>>717934543
>>717934606
can you please explain why clippy is triggering you so much that you need to gaslight over it?

>>717934606
I don't even know what people are talking about, because I'm not reading all (that shit) by (you, nigga). I just mocked some faggot who acted like a profile pic he uploads to a site shouldn't be used by the site owner.

>>717934724
>/v/ persists in being one person beyond the limits of space/time
Great job!

>>717934724
Your free palestine flag and trans rights flair is making me shit my pants. How could we lose against the awesome powers of the anti-Voldemort coalition!?

>>717934846
>zero arguments about why having a profile pic posted means you can stalk and hyperanalyze children using it.

>>717934923
watch out boys mr microsoft is breaking out the hyperboles!

>>717934962
>/v/ is one person yet again
>doesn't understand I was never having that argument with him
>continues thinking I'm somebody way up in the thread who argued with him about who the cutest member of the Backstreet Boys is
Great job!

>>717935068
>doesn't understand he has always been treated as an individual
>doesn't get that was always the argument and he stumbled into it
>more retarded fantasies.

>>717913728
Someone keep an eye on Louis once he starts his forest cabin arc.

>>717935032
I know this image pisses you off because I posted it and I'm the most important person in the world. Everyone should be objectively correct on every issue like me.

>>717935226
>random sarcastic babble and a pepe
so scary...

>>717935145
You've now quintupled down on being a fucking retard.
>mock you with shitpost
>you think I'm involved in your argument
>you now spew your argument at me like I care
>I continue mocking you with shitposts
>you think you're saving face by continuing the argument that I give no fucks about instead of a) discontinuing this thread of conversation or b) going "My mistake. I thought you were someone else."
Great job!

>>717935304
If you were more like me and less like you you wouldn't look this retarded.

>>717935341
>enter argument with shitpost
>cry about it
>insist on crying while claiming you dont care
sure buddy.
You are this guy: >>717933404
you never were anything else, nobody is accusing you of being anyone else.
Why are you so upset over this?

>>717927141
heh

>>717935513
>enter argument
That's where you failed. I never did. Great job!

>>717913459 (OP)
>watching the new naked gun movie
>this bastard shows up
>mfw

>>717935590
Why is clippy already attracting easily triggered retards who sperg out when you don't do what they want?

>>717935650
Why are you so angry?

The clippys I see seem to argue for more consumer rights. I can see why this makes the paid shills here upset.

>>717935732
>simply replying to a guy melting down means I'm angry
so this is what "not caring" looks like...

>>717931225
Newcancer being contrarian because they lack any form of personality and were told this was how to act on 4chan.

>>717932992
Oh wow, whining on the internet got one shitty hollywood movie to change a single shitty model, what a fucking accomplishment.

>>717935650
>never mentioned clippy
>don't care about clippy
>mocked you for the profile picture statement, which was my first post in the thread
>but apparently I moved the goalposts from a previous post in the thread
>and I mentioned clippy before this post (I didn't)
>continues thinking I'm involved in this argument
Is this a bot?
I tend to get retards like this regularly.
>random schizo babble
>"You can't spell, faggot."
>random schizo babble is now directed at me like I cared about that topic

>>717935847
To be fair you do look extraordinarily mad.

>>717913459 (OP)
Death Stranding 2

>>717935913
>entered a thread with clippy as the picture
>a thread with people talking about clippy
>"NO I never mentioned or cared about it stop talking about how I can't shut up about how I don't care and you are wrong blah blah blah"
is THIS what "not caring" looks like, then?

>>717936137
Actually this is an eceleb worship thread, has nothing to do with clippy as a character.

>>717936212
>a NEW cope emerges
why are you guys so mad about this?

>>717936337
Calm down it's not a personal attack on your surrogate father.

>>717936137
>see clippy and smirk
>scroll down
>see psychopath make stupid claim
>mock psychopath
>psychopath rages at me about moving goalposts with a frist pist
>has now refused to accept that he confused me with someone else above me making an argument, and that I indeed DID move the goalposts with a single statement
Great job!

>>717936413
why are you so triggered that you are trying to get personal with this?
its just a paperclip bro
wasn't that why this whole thing was nothing?

>>717936617
>realize you fucked up
>invent new "alternative history"
>smugly post it as the newest fit of crying about how you "don't care"
>continue to maintain you were mistaken for a nonexistent anon you conjured up for the sake of bitching
interesting.
and all of this because of a paperclip?

>>717936631
I said it's not a personal attack on your surrogate father. Why are you so buttblasted?

>>717936972
dude... its just a paperclip?

>>717936759
This is my last post in this thread, because I have to go to the grocery store. Enjoy being a psycho, and feel free to reply to this, as there won't be a followup. I enjoyed how crazy you are, and how you're clearly a third worlder mad at everyone else because you live in a mud hut.

Great job!

>>717937219
>"I can no longer pretend I don't care about this and mommy said to come to the store with me"
yeah sure bro.
the paperclip was bent out of shape over your efforts today, or something.

>>717937190
Yeah so why are you so mad?

Is this a "Fight Club" kind of deal?

make clippy great again

>>717937323
no u though?

>>717937308
>he's still shouting at ghosts claiming they're all the same person

>>717937817
No you.

>>717938535
>I am going away to the store actually
>no wait I need to repost about how I don't care
lol.
gottem

>>717937308
You lost, get over it, clippyschizo.

>>717938684
lost what? people made their profile pic clippy and you are freaking out over it.

Clippy won btw

4chan will take a defeatist contrairian nihilistic perspective on any and all matters, regardless of what the issue is. You could propose the most innocent obvious thing possible and people would find a reason to hate it.

>>717941654
4chud only gets excited when their favorite braindead far right grifters tell them to seethe at the existence of any characters in media who are, lgbtqia+, anything but blonde haired blue eyed whitest whites, women who aren't just demure waifus in skimpy clothing, not animu styled , anything but culture war slop is to be mocked and derided

>>717913459 (OP)
Is Louis retarded? The clippy shit is the equivalent of fat leftists changing their profile pictures to the ukraine flag as if that's gonna stop russia from bombing the shit out of them

>>717942473
SLAVA UKCLIPPY

The true way to fight against data collection is to STOP PUTTING YOUR PERSONAL INFO ON THE NET you fucking zoomers, that includes your profile pic, if you have any remove it and leave it blank and not using clippy reddit garbage

>Maybe if we do something that is completely performative and doesn't solve the problem, then that will fix everything!
Now where have I seen this before.

>>717943158
>Google+ is dead and buried
Bob won btw

>>717932367
>buy
lol? lmao?
There was so much drawn that if you just stuck to shit before 2010 that you could never fap it all.

>>717943774
well after Bob stopped being spammed wholesale
getting results NOW is the only way clippy will be effective, and there's no chance clippy pfps will actually convince anyone to do anything

>>717936337
You know why

>>717938648
>everyone that mocks me for being a schizophrenic is the same person

>>717925434
>Miku made Minecraft, not Notch! We've disowned him!
>By the way if we catch you playing a Harry Potter game we'll kill you.

What the fuck was that about?

>>717913627
forced meme

>>717913562
People just don't like the idea of eating ze bugs.

>>717913627
>actually retarded shit.

>>717944872
Troons are white guys, castrated and in a dress maybe but whitebros all the same, racism won't bother them so their anti racism is performative, plus they're massive pussies so wouldn't feel confident against a man even a fatfuck nerd like notch so any criticism is softball and the response is to goon over tranime

Harry potter woman is against trannies explicitly so it's personal, plus whitebros feel confident bullying and harassing women, especially older women.

>Clippy
>an annoying piece of shit hated by everyone who actually used it
>probably pushed by fucking Bill Gates himself since it was lame as fuck
>desperately astroturfed by Microsoft into becoming a nostalgia icon
>some random pajeet tells people to use clippy to "send a message"
Yeah I am not falling for this one.

The kike fears the paperclip.

>>717942473
He, just all techfags are butthurt that they can't buy their pesticide sprayed chinkshit gizmos cheap and then sell it for profit anymore.

>>717913459 (OP)
2m subscribers have such power

>>717913728
Based

He posted a what's next video: https://youtu.be/SkL9vzW7nY0