>>717923284 (OP)
sure thing money

>>717923284 (OP)
>Tim Sweeney fights for the rights of developers and gamers
>Seen as a villain
>That fat fuck Gabe Newell steals 30% of every sale on PC
>Uses it to buy a fleet of yachts
>Seen as a hero
There is no justice.

>>717923869

>>717923284 (OP)
How much Ozempic is he shooting each day?

>>717923869
Epic's starting impression was sucking up as many games as possible as timed exclusives, you do not build support by annoying and inconveniencing the sole market you're trying to enter.

please don’t give the massive giga dick sucking drag wearing pegging loving faggot anymore (You)’s

>>717923869
he steals money from all 3 classes now. GG he won the game of capitalism.

>>717923919
I think AI will get in the way of learning good habits like reading documentation.

>>717923284 (OP)
>man makes successful business
>uses some of the money he makes to buy another business
Okay. What part of this am I supposed to be mad about?

>>717923284 (OP)
why does he love boats so much

>>717923869
tell Tim to unfuck his shit software and i'll hate him a little less. literally just steal&copy from gayben

>>717923869
You don't understand. Oceanco builds yachts, including sailing yachts.
They also built one of the fastest most sleek ones ever made, and actually won awards for it.
They named it The Black Pearl.

IT'S ALL JUST A BIG INJOKE TO GABE AND HE'S MEMEING EVERYONE.

>>717924146
Whales are sea creatures.

>>717923776
milpool moment

>>717924146
Dolphin pussy.

>>717924370
post it

>>717923869
How is bribing devs for exclusives fighting for the rights of gamers?

>>717923869
what's tim's net worth? spoiler: 5+ billion
gaben is just doing something with his money

>>717923869
>steals 30%
You have to be the fucking zoomer in my discord friend group. 30% is industry standard you fucking retard. Yes I know I took the bait, fuck off

>>717923869
You have to be the fucking zoomer from a discord server I'm in. 30% is industry standard you fucking retard. Yes I know I took the bait

>>717924453
timmy buys up land to preserve trees. gabe, the bloat, newell is buying up yachts for no real good reason other than consoom.

also gabes a jew and tims a gentile

>>717924454
>>717924590

Gabe always liked sailing and boating, it's consistently one of the hobbies he brings up in interviews. He even owns one of the most advanced deep sea submarines. It's just a hobby for him.

>>717924146
He's very buoyant, he identifies as a boat

>>717924453
>Tim is worth $5 billion
>Still makes time to speak to the common man on X
>Gabe is worth $10 billion
>Doesn't even know you exist

>>717924806
>my ceo dad is better because he has a social media addiction
news flash bucko, neither of them know you exist

>>717923284 (OP)
He must really hate being on land with the rest of us poors, that or he knows about a coming cataclysm and figures his greatest chance of survival is to be on the water.

>>717924916
news flash bucko, he will respond to you on the social media

>>717924146
Rich white man. They love dangerous things like climbing mountains, flying old prop planes and climbing into holes. You wouldn't understand.

>>717924645
>timmy buys up land to preserve trees.
I haven't heard that before. It's admirable. Can I get a qrd?

>>717925110
he bought up lots of land near where he lives so he can go on nice walks

>>717925110
>it came to me in a dream
Pro tip, people in that social strata don't think like we do or care about the same things, your pr agent saying it's for conservation doesn't mean anything.

>>717924230
Wait, he's building Borealis irl? What the fuck Gaben, you would rather make Combine invasion real than finally make Half Life 3, can't even call him fat anymore, damn

>Tim Sweeney is le heckin wholesum chungus for buying some forest land
>Conveniently ignoring he bought a dead mall for a new HQ, abandoned it, and refuses to sell the land so the Cary area can actually build new businesses.

>>717925294
That just means he doesn't want poor people in the same area he is.

>>717924146
Mobile doomsday bunkers.They can just wait out eating lobster and drinking gin while people on land are killing each other over a bottle of water and a slice of bread.
I hate rabbi newell and denounce the Talmud.

>>717923869
Timmy made unreal engine 3/4/5, he did more harm than good

>>717924230
>fastest most sleek ones ever made
Do they make the kind that the R*thschilds use to race, where their sails depict the artwork of blacks murdering whites?

>>717923284 (OP)
If I had the cash I'd buy an aircraft carrier over a yacht.

gaben won

>>717923869
you are a moron if you think that Timmy fought for the rights of consumers. He just wanted to keep 100% of the money instead of paying 30% to Apple

>>717923869
Epic store hasn't been profitable since it launched. Still not profitable today. They just coasting on Fortnite money.

Tim has shit taste
Boats are kino

>>717923869
>That fat fuck Gabe Newell steals 30% of every sale on PC
I'm more concerned with Gaben stealing 100% of every game on PC
It was his idea to start selling game licenses instead of game copies, and he retroactively turned every game copy requiring Steam into a license.

>>717925591
not remotely sustainable for a luxury yacht

>>717925591
>I am so poor that I don't have the most basic understanding of how a yacht functions or how its staffed
Lmfao

>>717923284 (OP)
Fuck yeah, 30% cut will buy you a lot of boats.

>>717923869
Tim Sweeney can do anything except making a launcher that's not shit

>>717923869
when's the trickle down economics starting to help my wallet timmy tencent?
No, I WONT be buying The Shitter Worlds 2 for 90€

>>717926112
to be fair that accounts for most people
i think anon is just a conspiratard

>>717925835
Imagine an alternate universe where MS pioneered digital distribution for games. Steam is no where near as evil as pretty much any other company would have been. And let’s face it, steam’s business model was inevitable.
Perfect? Not even close - but light years better than it could have been.

And the onboard computer system?
Run by a Steam Deck.

>>717925591
>Mobile doomsday bunkers.
Realistically speaking, what benefit would a doomsday bunker provide if the rest of humanity is bombed out of existence because of you and your ilk? In a scenario like that I imagine billionaires would just commit suicide out of overwhelming guilt.

>Build mobile server boats beyond international waters
>No censorship from religious nutjobs or payment processors masters
Sounds like a good investment to me.

>>717926580
SteamOS chads... we won...

Anyone remember GabeN's business foray into sous vide? I bought the Joule for that reason. Great product actually, but the company floundered and was purchased by Breville.

>>717923869
Gaben building his own navy is less offensive than Timmy bribing devs to take over PC gaming for his chinks masters.

>>717925110
he bought a ton of land in north carolina to preserve forest. thats it.
if you listen to him in interviews he seems like a very down to earth kind of guy.

>>717926513
The people on this board are so retarded that they think charter is ownership

>>717923869
>Tim Sweeney fights for the rights of developers and gamers
he doesn't give a shit about the consumer, get his dick out of your ass.

>>717925479
turn it into a skate park timmy

>>717924146
You dont?

>>717926585
Why would they kill themselves, they would live like a effendis while the surviving goys cater to their every need and want.

>>717925727
if his business idea is to get a ton of money and also make someone elses product objectively better in the process, thats okay by me.
>>717926681
>buying anything just because "gaben" was involved
you NEED to get a life

>>717923869
SPBP. It's crazy how much heinous shit Valve has gotten away with it. So many cancerous things in the industry originate from them.

>>717926585
>billionaires would just commit suicide out of overwhelming guilt.
oh sweet precious innocent sheltered anon doesn't know what antisocial personality disorder is (commonly referred to as sociopathy/psychopathy)

/v/'s darkest age was treating this fat fuck as Santa Claus and endlessly fellating him. I get it, we were all kids back then and the steam sales and games were like a godsend, but it's time to grow up.

>>717924146
real answer: boats are very good at holding value long term, so they are used by millionaires as refuge goods to avoid seeing their money depreciated via inflation
i guess that by buying the entire business gaben wants to become the guy selling yachts to others rather than the other way around

>>717923284 (OP)
Probably going to build a research ship to go with his research submarine
>poories whining because they are unable to imagine anything else other than rich=likes yachts stereotype

Did you know Gabe buys expansion packs for boats he doesn't even own

>>717926926
Okay
What solution do you suggest?

Man loves his yachts

>>717927193
We stop playing video games

Has anybody seen that one Succession yatch episode? I think I can see why rich people love yatchs so much.

>>717926971
No they aren't you retarded nigger, a yachts operating costs and repair costs are between 10% to 30% of its msrp yearly.
Every 18 to 24 months it needs to go to a shipyard for repairs for at least 3 months too.
You poor people really have no idea at all how these things work.

>>717923284 (OP)
With a boat you can go anywhere

The forced gabe/steam hate the past few years reeks of consolefags trying to force another console war but for what store you buy games from

>>717923284 (OP)
>successful businessman does successful businessman things
This is worth a read because?

>>717927489
It pretty much is that.
It's also easy (you)’s

>>717926926
Name one games industry fag better than gaben.

>>717926971
The price of a luxury yacht halves the second it’s purchased (for new yachts at least). They require constant upkeep, which often requires costly specialist workers. And because it’s a boat, there’s a markup on fucking everything. Not only because the materials need to deal with a saltwater environment(so you need marine stainless steel), but just cause it’s a boat. Honestly couldn’t think of a much worse store of value.

>>717923284 (OP)
he should put his main servers on his yacht. maritime law

>>717926846
>make someone elses product objectively better
when did this happen though

>>717927489
Nintendofags for some reason think they're in competition with the Steam deck, whatever that means.
Also GOG and Epic pay people to act like fags on their behalf rather than making either storefront suck less.

>>717923869
If a man who does good work wants a boat, why should I envy him his success?

If a monster who wants to destroy gaming brings console war shit, paid exclusivity, the world's worst storefront and Unreal cancer makes everything worse for everyone, why shouldn't I wish him dead?

>>717923284 (OP)

>>717927489
>forced
not everybody licks the ass of e-celebs

>Man with a ton of money spends his money
What exactly am i supposed to be mad about here?

>>717926926
yiure just still mad because you bought their shitty products

>>717927489
Where's Half-Life 3, Gabe?

>>717923869
Pcfags, who are majority Steamies these days, don’t care about the industry. They just want the Steam monopoly because it’s convenient for them

>>717923284 (OP)
I'm moving to GoG, at least they care about preserving games.

>>717927489
Its literally one guy who is an actual unironic genuine EGS shill
He's been spamming the board for more than a year now.

>>717928123
That he's not donating all his money to us gamers

>>717923919
>10 times as significant as the impact CGI was on filmmaking

Ditching soulful works that look good and require effort and replace them eith inferior slop?
Yeah he's probably right.

>>717923284 (OP)
Gabe Newell was a millionaire who made his money in the 90s by working with Bill Gates on Windows. He was rich before Steam, and now he's just richer.

>>717928123
he just buys stuff instead of creating new stuff

>>717923986
Probably none, he was already getting in shape before the cancer in a needle.

>>717924146
One is never more relaxed than when out at sea.

What OP doesn't mention is how Gabe is personally responsible for contributing to new sea life data and documentation
https://youtu.be/GsbYXGVSPmo

>>717923284 (OP)
>>717923869
obviously gaben is buying a fleet of yachts to create a libertarian waterworld powered by crypto for gamers in order to fight against government and payment processor censorship

>>717928716
But his new acquisition literally builds new boats, Anon.

>>717923869
This

It makes sense when you realize the only place you can avoid niggers, kikes and women is the open sea.
You can do anything you want in international waters.

>>717923284 (OP)
Holy shit Half Life 3: On the Beach?

>>717928716
Gabe Newell has not created a video game, ever? He funded Half Life 1 but I dont think he ever programmed on it.
He has Steam who just print money, why would he do anything? All he need to do, is make sure that Steam works, and does not get in problems and he has a board for that anyway. All he does is go around and fund new stuff he like.

Fun fact : He played a fart in Kek - The Movie.

>>717925591
The idea is correct, however, thinking that yachts will be used for this purpose and not nuclear submarines is retarded.
>But le rich man can't buy a nuclear submarine
That's right, which is why people who will survive destruction of the civilization and then come out will be the ones having nuclear submarines at their disposal, and not the ones with yachts.

Read "The shape of things to come". A very, very curious book, considering the year of its publishing, which is slept on (((for some reason))).

>>717923869
I still remember when Tim Sweeney said something about how games shouldn't be exclusive to something, and then wanted something to be sold exclusively on the Epic™ Game Store. He's just shittershattered because hes not Gabe Newell 2.0 with Steam 2.0 who can afford a yacht company.

>>717923284 (OP)
>respects the sea

Aren't those things bad for the environment?

>>717924146
>Safe from niggers(they don't know how to swim)
>Can fuck teenage white girls away from prying eyes
>in case of nuclear warfare,pandemic,civil war or comunist revolution it serves as a safe haven for rich guys

>>717923869
Gabe's Valve worked on free open source projects and is providing a build service infrastructure and a secure signing enclave for Arch linux thoughever

>>717929365
Yes. Fortunately there are very few of them.

>>717929273
>Tim Sweeney said something
He really hasn't done himself any favors trying to be some kind of public figure

>>717924146
why don't you love boats
boats are cool
he's just a boat autist who can actually afford boats, he has a lot of different vessels including some research ships, and he also funds a yacht racing team

>>717923869
>epic using chink money
>performed massive layoffs
>steam workers paid millions per head
>no layoffs
>no chink money

>>717925835
>never read a license agreement from a DOS game
or
>is just lying, like browns do

>>717929874
>>no chink money
https://store.steamchina.com/

>yacht racing
.............why?

>>717924063
That's a terrible habit because there's infinite documentation and it changes with every major update.
Every time something is good it has to change.
"Oh everyone learned and loves Python 2 syntax for its simplicity? Let's fuck it in the ass by weighing it down with useless theoretically correct syntax in Python 3, also we're dropping support for everything that was ever compatible with Python 2" type shit.
Programmers are subhuman and should be used as fuel in power plants to power AI.

>>717928992
He's listed in the credits as one of the developers.

>>717928992
>He has Steam who just print money, why would he do anything?
Is it possible to be that fucking retarded? The fact that he does practically have infinite money means he should be using them for something creative. He can literally fund any video games he wants, with zero restrictions to limit him and no one to answer to. As someone who pretends to be an innovator in the industry, he sure does fucking hate making games. He's just a lazy, fat piece of shit.

>>717924146
billionaires go out there because there are no laws.

>>717929960
selling to chinese consumers is not the same as taking cash injections up the ass directly from tencent (ergo, directly from ccp)

>>717923869
Valve takes 30% because government takes 40%

>>717929367
that's not tax deductible
yachts are though

>>717923284 (OP)
>doesn't buy yacht
>buys the yacht company

What a flex.

>>717930534
i wish the government freed steam of taxes so gabe would take 70% and make yacht monsters like sea mad max shit or mortal engines. huge yacht fortresses with hundreds of railguns lasers and missile launchers. huge sea beasts and stuff. they could be cotnrolled at a distance and gabe would fight rich arabs with thir boats and theyd blow each other up. ideally they would fight near israel and the enormous noise would wakeup israleis at night

>>717930618
That's only the case if you charter them, the only one he charters is his research yacht and unlimited depth submarine.

>>717924146
boats are neat
the problem with boats is you need a lot of money to maintain them

>>717930682
Literally nobody cares what Valve takes from the developers except you. Stop being a faggot bitch.

>>717930826
#gottem

>>717923284 (OP)
Gaben always liked boats and to sail the seas, so it's no surprise.

>>717923284 (OP)
>Respects the sea
Looks like he drank the sea

>>717927118
Awww. I don't like the modern internet.

>>717924348
kek

>>717923284 (OP)
Based scheepsmatroos.

>>717930071
Why? He makes money and do what he want with the money. He is funding creative projects. He's producing the Portal and Half Life movies.

>>717930680
Anyone ever figure out who the whore was?

>>717923869

>>717924146
he likes scuba diving and also actually lives in one

wish I was rich enough to do that

>>717923869
Would rather pirate than use epic, blizzard, or any other non steam launcher.
Oh wait I don't play shit games from shit companies so this issue doesn't affect me

>>717931065
It was me.

>>717930071
>zero restrictions to limit him and no one to answer to
isn't there a random payment processor you forgot to ask

>>717931110
A whore like that HAS to be on social. I need to find that whore

The games cost the same everywhere so why is it so bad to buy from Steam when available?........

>>717924146
its not just boats, he loves the ocean he also purchased/started/founded whatever the fuck a research company about the deep sea. Inkfish expeditions

>>717931186
the WHAT?

>>717923919
>get off to the races
based gabe

>>717923869
He's building a fleet of yachts to convert into datacenters. Steam's servers will reside in international waters where (((they))) can't do shit to censor games.

GABEN I KNEEL.

>>717931062

Portal and HL movies are cancelled

>>717928458
god forbid someone care about their own interests before some corpo shitflinging

>>717929993
Major updates happen once every 10 years. Even then updating to the new version is not mandatory.

>>717926889
>commonly referred to as sociopathy/psychopathy
a almost "celestial" form of thinking

>>717931392
GabeNation

>>717923869
I will NEVER cozy up to China. Fuck epic.

>>717923869
I just brought $50 steam wallets just to spite you lol

>>717931392
That's absolutely ridiculous you utter smooth brained moron. You have any idea how long the fiber optic cables would have to be? How they going to power that many servers, idiot?
I swear some of you have the intellect of a fucking mosquito

>>717923869
>fights for the rights of gamers
by creating a datamining niggerware platform that doesnt work on linux and keeping games from players by paying devs to make them exclusives? waow epic!

>>717931328
Clarence gets me every time

>>717934228
>doesnt work on linux
WTF I love Tim now.

>>717923919
/v/ is full of luddites scared of the future
Yeah, sounds right.

>>717925008
>my favourite billionaire is based and likes me because he responded to my tweet with "wow, very cool, anon!"
Tim stop same fagging on 4chan and go fix your gay ass online store.

>>717923869
still not using your shitty store timmy

>Epic are the good guys!
>Down with Steam and its monopoly
This fucking meme again. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, Steam is an instance of developers/publishers ordaining a self-fulfilling monopoly on a digital store via their own wanton greed. Do you want to know why barely any publisher releases their games on alternative stores such as GoG? Because GoG demands no DRM on any of the games that go up for sale there. So publishers CHOOSE to not do business with GoG. Basically, you are all fucking retards for directing your ire towards Steam and not the money-grubbing publishers for funneling all of their business almost exclusively towards Steam.

You are looking at a bunch of fallen logs clogging up the river and blaming the forest, when you should be casting your gaze towards the surplus population of beavers.

>>717934845
That image is unironically BASED

>>717923869
I bought two steam decks to spite you, poorfag pajeet

>>717928123
he could be suing Mastercard and Visa into oblivion right now and be pro-consumer for once in his fat fuck life

>>717923869
kek is Tim the GOG guy? LMFAO

>>717924146
Sexxxo with sluts
He is fucking more now than when he was 20-50

>>717923869
>>Tim Sweeney fights for the rights of developers and gamers
>>Seen as a villain
>>That fat fuck Gabe Newell steals 30% of every sale on PC
>>Uses it to buy a fleet of yachts
>>Seen as a hero
>There is no justice.

>>717923284 (OP)
kwab

>>717937420
I don't speak teenager. English... Use English

>>717923284 (OP)
>That tumor on his neck
Christ, he isn't gonna make it much longer

>>717928619
pretty sure he's well aware of what the implication is yes.

>>717923869
Tim is seen as a villain because his fucking shop and everything else he does and says (mostly lies) SUCKS ASS. KILL YOURSELF TIM SWINEY.

>>717923869
>Tim Sweeny engages in socialist class warfare
>Seen as the villain
>That fat fuck Gabe Newell builds capital that makes everyone else fat and happy too
>Seen as a hero
I honestly don't know what you were expecting

>>717923919
You may hate it, but he is right. You know that.

hes building a super sub to live in the sea

>>717923284 (OP)
He also owns an ocean research organization and one of the best submarines for exploring the deepest parts of the sea.

>>717923284 (OP)
What's the appeal of yachts?
Even if I was fuckyoumegabigdickrich I don't actually think I'd get one.

>>717925591
>Mobile doomsday bunkers.
Then buy a fucking military cruiser. Not some yacht.

>>717923284 (OP)
So this is how the (((government))) bought him out to enforce censorship. Sad to see how cheap he really was to buy.

>>717923284 (OP)
I think he's already put his retirement plan on motion.
>>717939813
New Subnautica when?

>>717940367
Why do you think there are no news of people just rolling up to these yachts and attacking while they're out at sea?
Because they come prepared

>>717940769
Actually it's because they shut off transponders now while underway

>>717923869
i am sorry anon, but things like Justice, honor, duty, mercy etc doesn't exist in this reality

>2slime as traitor
>randomly decapitates unsuspecting players
>loots guns from the brig
>avoids all combat opportunities goes afk in a closet for a while
>comes back and gets owned within seconds
golly gee this guy is a total LOSER

>>717923869
>apple takes 30%
>microsoft takes 30%
>sony takes 30%
>nintendo takes 30%
>egs shill sleeps
>valve takes 30%
THIS IS THEFT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER

>>717923869
gabe already did that and won 18 years ago. reminder tim sweeney abandoned pc with a scathing public announcement saying the platform was nothing but pirates and was responsible for nearly killing pc gaymen. gaben resurrected pc gaymen by recognizing piracy as a service problem then once gaben made pc gaymen profitable again did tim sweeney try and weasel his way back in. sweeney is a smart and successful guy, but he's not a visionary

>>717923284 (OP)
>you must invest all your savings into your job
So how have you contributed to your workplace OP?

>>717941942
>Every company is ran by jews
>Therefore we should allow Valve to continue being jewish

>>717923869
It doesn't matter how little EGS takes off the top of 0.

>>717926112
He buys yachts not luxury cruiseliners

>>717942193
EGS is rapidly gaining market share thanks to Fortnite and free games. Zoomers are already preferring to buy their games on EGS over Steam and only aging, balding millennials still shop there.

>>717942145
I'm not defending the jewry, I'm just wondering why you guys only shit on valve

>>717933897
>what are satellites in space
>what is solar power
KILL YOURSELF NOW.

>>717942276
Nigga, 90% of egs logins are for fortnite. The other 10% is people claiming free games they'll never play

>>717942276
tim pls go

>>717942251
He has 4 yachts, a pleasure yacht , a hospital yacht, a deep sea research yacht, and a tender storage yacht that just stores smaller boats and water toys.
The staff needed, food, and fuel requirements of them make them useless if you can't get access to ports regularly.
You really are too poor to understand these things.

>>717923869
>There is no justice.
You just now realized that gamers are walking trash with no loyalty or reason. Congrats

>>717942306
Wew

>>717923284 (OP)
>ken williams
buy yachts with his sierra money
>gabe newell
buys yacht manufacturers with his valve money
well done

>>717923869
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SEEETHING EPIG GAYS FAGGOT
KYS

>>717924435
How is it a bribe? It's a legitimate exchange and I've ready multiple smaller developers who said it really helped them keep going?

>>717923284 (OP)
Oh no a man using the money he earned to do something he's interested in, the sheer terror

>yacht
boring as fuck

>>717924146
Epstein island

>>717930680
he already has a bunch of yachts

>>717942404
>The other 10% is people claiming free games they'll never play
Guilty as charged.

>>717943151
this

>>717927918
>being so retarded you cant even use buzzwords correctly
Lurk for like 12 hours you retarded gorilla nigger

>>717923284 (OP)
redpill me on yatchs, why do boomers love them so much?

>>717928123
Yachts are the ultimate fuck you to the sea. They are just floating garbage dispensers nothing else. Oh but you normal man you have to collect the sea garbage or better yet donate to another millionaire who will clean it up for you.

>>717943440
Boats are fun, big boats even more so.
Even better if it's a big boat where you don't have to do anything and the staff does everything.
It's shrimple really

>>717943440
No other way to get to pedo island these days.

>>717942619
he should buy a fishing yacht and a fuel yacht and a gamer yacht

>>717943503
>literal povertybabble
Gaben at least rents his research yacht and submarine out to marine biologists.
Incidentally personal yachts are much more "green" then all cargo vessels, of which there are far more of in the world than yachts.
Maybe you should learn more about commercial shipping before complaining about le ebil yachts.

>>717943701
He has said he enjoys his submarine the most, he also is qualified to pilot it too which is rare for ultra rich.

>>717943790
>compares trade vessels to personal pedo mobile
lol

>>717943924
What does that have to do with a compliant about the pollution generated from large boats, like honestly explain to me where the frankism is involved at all.

>He boat?

>>717923284 (OP)

Well, as long as he respects the sea...

>>717923869
>>Tim Sweeney fights for the rights of developers and gamers

He fought to establish a total monopoly and then use it to crush (you)r financial nutsack in a mercyless vice grip once that was obtained. Kys

>>717924147
It is literally this simple

>>717944167
>Sink it

>>717925591
I don't get the hate Gabe gets.
The kikes hate him because steam is a private company.

While the land folks clutch their pearls tight
Their payment games block the light
Down here Gaben's got Yachtes galore,
Sellin' the games to land folks abhour!
No Visa here to make a fuss
Mastercard can't judge out plus
We got the games of the spicy kind!
Under the seas they're yours to find!
UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!
Gaben's got the deals, they are a seal!
Hentai games for you and me!
No processor bans, no corporate plans!
Just coomer's water, no place hotter!
UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!

>>717933806
lol bet you got 10 things you put in your pockets daily that was made in china.

Limp wristed grandiose grandstanding while you gobble the cock elsewhere is always faggotry, just say you love one old white man over the other.

>>717923869
Timmy Tencent fights for the rights of the CCP

>>717939625
>penny arcade soiboi slop

lol ok unc

While the land folks clutch their pearls tight
Their payment games block the light
Down here Gaben's got Yachtes galore,
Sellin' the games to land folks abhour!
No Visa here to make a fuss
Mastercard can't judge, what a plus!
We got the games of the spicy kind!
Under the seas they're yours to find!
UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!
Gaben's got the deals, they are a seal!
Hentai games for you and me!
No processor bans, no corporate plans!
Just coomer's water, no place hotter!
UNDER THE SEA!
UNDER THE SEA!

>>717923284 (OP)
Half Life 3 is a bad investment

>>717926971
>boats are very good at holding value long term
epic bait

>>717926971
>>717946984
Boat stands for bust out another thousand

>>717945998
>Soiboi slop for an epic! soiboi platform
Seems fitting desu

Gabe is going to install surveillance into the yachts to spy on all the billionaires that buy them. Trust the plan.

>>717923284 (OP)
How do yachts advance the human race?

What the fuck is it with men and boats? It's just water, there's nothing out there for you.

Some people live on their sail boat to escape modern life/laws. Sounds neat, but fuck it would be boring. Fishing everyday.

>>717923869
tim shadow installed fortnite on my pc he can fuck right off

>>717948964
>prideful faggots cry @ other faggots, news at 11.