Bad food in video games - /v/ (#717944039) [Archived: 44 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:54:24 PM No.717944039
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Examples of food in games where it's clear the devs know nothing about cooking or food
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:57:43 PM No.717944248
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All food, to be honest.
>Have massive fleshwound
>eat a burger
>wounds are healed
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:24 AM No.717944404
>>717944248
you know nothing, kid
>be me
>shatter femur in katana accident
>queue at the chemists for bone meds too long
>mum takes me to local chippy shoppe.
>feasting on decident chips an fish
>notice katana wound is gone
skill issue
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:07:54 AM No.717944920
>>717944039 (OP)
there's nothing wrong with this, people squeeze lemon over their food, plus it's garnishing just for presentation, since it's a fancy manor home
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:24:02 AM No.717946059
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>>717944039 (OP)
why is that meat white?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:31:50 AM No.717946557
>>717944920
I think the point is that it's not a steak. The colour + lemon + asspergus is a salmon filet or maybe a pork chop.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:34:37 AM No.717946729
>>717944920
Lemon is served in triangular slices, not fucking circles
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:40:27 AM No.717947142
>>717944920
You squeeze lemon over fish, not meat
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:36 AM No.717947245
>>717947142

I bet you squeeze a ketchup bottle over meat, you barbarian
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:53:00 AM No.717948024
>>717944920
It's a char grilled bone steak with lemon slices and what looks like a big piece of rosmary. It's like if AI generated "fancy dinner".
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:57:04 AM No.717948274
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>>717944039 (OP)
>overcooked
>no bread
>no butter
>no salad
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:57:25 AM No.717948303
isn't that just supposed to be squash
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:58:44 AM No.717948398
>>717947142
fish is meat
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:59:30 AM No.717948456
>>717947245
the acidity of the tomatos and the sweetness of the high fructose corn syrup perfectly balance the umami of the steak and the saltiness of your tears
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:05:13 AM No.717948839
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>"dude yakisoba pan YAKISOBA PAN IS THE SHIT"
>look it up
>it's noodles in a bun
No way anyone would enjoy this revolting garbage
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:10:23 AM No.717949147
>>717948839
Noodle sandwich is kind of a whack idea but it's honestly not half bad.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:59 AM No.717949240
>>717948839
Pan means bread in Japanese and Spanish, as a result of their close cultural relations
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:13:44 AM No.717949356
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>>717949147
Sweet noodles give me horrible flashbacks
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:52 AM No.717949698
>>717949356
i've never seen this before, but it screams SLAVIC
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:23:12 AM No.717949904
>>717949698
vermicelli pudding is unbelievably good
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:38 AM No.717949990
>>717949356
My eyes are actually watering looking at this