Thread 717953274 - /v/ [Archived: 41 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:13:54 AM No.717953274
Smetroidbox
Smetroidbox
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It pioneered the moviegame genre.

A game so braindead easy and mindless that it almost plays itself while the entire appeal is just the artstyle, music, and spectacle.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:36 AM No.717954404
>>717953274 (OP)
I hate Nintendotroons too bro, but this bait needs work
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:33:26 AM No.717954453
>>717953274 (OP)
name one moviegame with good music
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:09 AM No.717955341
>>717953274 (OP)
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/WgDqmKBdK8uWvbMKHspoAg/262912
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:12 AM No.717955526
>every /v/ thread: clickbait bullshit designed to make retards argue
I fucking hate this place.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:54:53 AM No.717955718
>>717955526
And it's been like this for a decade.
Jannies don't care about the schizo spam despite how obvious it is.
You can have a single autist derail an entire game's discussions permanently.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:55:14 AM No.717955747
>>717953274 (OP)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:57:19 AM No.717955887
>>717955526
>enemies pose zero challenge and can never kill you unless you just go afk while an enemy is attacking you
>bosses you just stand there while you facetank them, out damage them, and kill them
>pointless cinematic opening sequence
>cinematic fight where you must reach 1HP
>*another* cinematic fight right after where you must reach 1HP *again* and then this time get revived and get some uber powerful magic gun that trivializes the boss
>escape sequence that is near impossible to fail unless even if you totally fuck up the platforming numerous times
I mean it kinda is though. The visuals, atmosphere, and music carry it HARD.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:53 AM No.717956296
>>717955887
>mentions a bunch of gameplay and like 1 actual short cinematic at the start
Yeah total moviegame bro. Just call every game with the slightest semblance of a story a moviegame. Make the term "moviegame" lose all meaning.

You know what else is a moviegame? Pac-Man look at all these "pointless cinematics".
https://youtu.be/cCdk-2WbunM
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:07:38 AM No.717956519
>>717956296
vast majority of the game outside of bossfights is just basically a walking simulator, there is zero challenge or stakes whatsoever, it's near impossible to die unless you deliberately go out of your way to die. Most people would consider that a moviegame. The high production values, the focus on style over substance, the cinematic sequences, the cinematic bossfights... It was the first action game to pioneer many of these principles.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:08:43 AM No.717956568
So how about that X Fusion, huh? 1.2 changed the controls to be more like Fusion's and it's kinda throwing me off.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:11:04 AM No.717956692
>>717956296
>it's a moviegame because it has a story
No, because it's a fucking walking sim where enemies are never able to kill you under normal conditions. You just wander around like a dickhead the whole game. It doesn't even have puzzles unless you consider shooting and bombing every single tile as a """puzzle""".

It's literally the easiest action game on the whole SNES, that's quite the feat.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:16:34 AM No.717957008
>>717956519
>>717956692
2 responses to the same post calling it a "walking sim" and repeating the same talking points.

Fucking samefagging schizo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:17:29 AM No.717957058
>this game that is pure mechanics with barely any cutscenes, set pieces, or dialogue is a movie game
faggot
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:56:55 AM No.717959275
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:10:18 AM No.717959997
>>717957058
Keep in mind, Mexicans arenโ€™t known for their grasp of the English language. Half the posts I see on this shit board are just incoherent esl seethe over Nintendo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:23:13 AM No.717960650
>>717953274 (OP)
the game has the good sense to put all cutscenes at the prologue and epilogue
if it weren't for the item pick up dialog and subscreen, you'd not read a word for the entire game. it shows the story, not tells it. hardly a moviegame
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:14 AM No.717960689
>>717955526
imagine if /v/ mods actually gave a shit like /a/
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:31 AM No.717960710
>>717960650
it's an experiential walking sim.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:34:04 AM No.717961271
sm_friends
sm_friends
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>>717960710
>walking
if you aren't running, somersaulting, walljumping, and shinesparking at every moment, you are doing it wrong.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:53:38 AM No.717962375
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>>717953274 (OP)
You know if you hate Metroid so much why are spamming threads about it.