>>717959769*cuts to a shot of AVGN's jaw agape*
THAT'S IT?
FIVE ZELDASLOP SEGMENTS?
NO SAVE POINTS?
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
TOBY FUCKS IS MORE LIKE IT, NO WONDER HIS WRISTS EXPLODED! IT WAS A DIVINE INTERVENTION FOR WRITING THE SCRIPT TO THIS SEWERSHIT CACOPHONY. HELL, MY WRISTS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE NEXT WITH THIS DEER DIARRHEA COATED MANTLE BOSS.
*cuts to the eram fight*
...GODDAAAAMNNN! FUCK, DIE ALREADY! IM MASHING Z LIKE A FUCKING BABOON
*eram laugh sfx*
Look, he's laughing at me. At us. Toby voices all of these fuckers, so he is cackling at the dipshit baboon who paid $25 expecting another Chapter 2 level masterpiece, but instead got a bootleg Zelda clone stitched together with chloroform, duct tape, development hell, shit from an ass, shit from a dog's ass, and a big ol pixelated middle finger, forged from a doe's asshole, aimed at yours truly. It's pixelated, and you may be a retarded baboon, but it's clear as day that it means "Fuck you".
*sighs*
And get this... It ends with
"To be continued"
To be... continued? Thatโs like watching someone halfway through taking a dump, trying to pinch off a footlong turd, then suddenly turning to you and saying, โTo be continued.โ
At least that dump might finish, who knows how long this one will go on for.
Apparently i'm referenced in the next chapter, but at this point, that's like being referenced in the fucking Epstein files.
*finishes his beer*
The only thing this chapter "runes" is your fucking day. 2/10. Atleast the music kicks ass.