Thread 718032157

the once a decade masterpiece

cut the shit, retard
sarcasm isn't funny in this day and age

>>718032439
u mad, snoy?

>>718032157 (OP)
Wow a slobbering monkey making a retarded face, I am sold. I will not buy your game

you are pathetic, eric.

>>718032503
no, we had the once in a decade masterpiece last year.

>>718032503
not up to my standards really

I don't get why they say this donkey kong looks different from the last one

>>718032157 (OP)
I don't know why they chose to make him look so fucking stupid and ugly when they made K.Rool look fantastic

>>718032157 (OP)
>cocomelon stimtoy game has a genuine shot of winning goty
grim

>>718032157 (OP)
whoops wrong pic, sorry

>>718036049
yikes... this isn't banandium

Bananza is a shit pun

>>718032157 (OP)
this shit looks so gay

So did they intentionally change DK to look like wreck it ralph or what?

>>718032793
>take every single bing bing wahoo game from the past two decades
>Add the gameplay into a single game
>somehow snoynies eat that shit up
To be fair, nintendies are as retarded because they continue to consume the same shit but separate in different gaems.

>>718035925
E33 is winning any any other answer is pure cope.

>>718036172
or what

Sex with okusan

>>718036049
>Mario is a wowie zowie redditor
>Link is a femboy with Girl Hips
>Donkey Kong is an over expressive soijakker

why are all my nintendo heroes being pussified and who is behind this?

>>718032157 (OP)
The picture alone is making me nauseous.

>>718040079
This except unironically
I'm not against DK being changed a bit but he looks like a gay drooling retard now

>>718032157 (OP)
I hate dog DK. I really really do

I want finish the game but it’s really repetitive. It’s just strange to me. I could Mario Galaxy for hours on end but this one I’m bored after an hour. I’m on the food layer and the game is fun somewhat but man you can just tell they did not what to do for a lot this game. It doesn’t even help when they show the loading cutscenes of the characters as drawings where it ironically looks better than the game I’m fucking playing. Also people said the last level is short so just shot me

>>718039816
Needs a giant pregnant gut

nothing has even a remote chance of winning goty over E33. it's time for you retards to just accept it so it hurts less come December.

>>718039964
Dobson warned you and you refused to listen to his prophetic message.

>>718042579
It would have a chance if it came out in Q3 or 4. We're too far removed from the hype for it to win.

>>718032157 (OP)
Looks like Franklin from GTA

>>718032157 (OP)
One of the worst character re-designs ever.

>>718042782
you're delusional if you think anything else has a chance of winning. E33 is a lock for goty

>>718039816
>got rid of the belly
Gay.

>>718042984
Shit game. Only Donkey Kong should win because he's the leader of the bunch.

>>718043392
you couldn't play it if you wanted to, tendoid

>>718042579
what's e33?

>>718039964
nintendo erasing the last shred of rare's influence. they never appreciate them like they should have, despite rare doing so much for them.

>>718042579
Even DS2 didn't have the same splash that E33 did, I think it probably is a lock for E33 unless something crazy shadow drops in the next 3 months.

>>718043559
I have an Xbox and Game Pass. When it came out day one on game pass I couldn't be assed to play it because it's turn based slop that lacks funky monkey.

>>718036249
>take every single bing bing wahoo game from the past two decades
>Add the gameplay into a single game
Imagine acting like that's a bad thing. You're so cringe.

>>718044245
>console goypass shitter has dogshit taste
nobody asked, zoomie

>>718036049
I agree, but that was last decade
Bananza is this decade's masterpiece

OH, BANANA