Thread 718295802

>>718295802 (OP)
Nigga ima just walk up on stairs

>>718295802 (OP)
it's quite easy to rape him in the ass

>>718295834
I just started Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus and it's embarrassing that they thought this was a good idea for a setpiece.

>>718295802 (OP)
>not being a crippled wizard that magically floats everywhere

>magic in the setting
>has obesity and cripples
westoids

>>718295802 (OP)
Is it I'm just being gay or normal? this pic always keep reminding me of he's buckbroken, twithing anus after gangraped till his limped legs twitching due to his analgasm

>>718295912
bro real life has exercise and enough total human productivity to treat every handicapped person that can be cured, yet our economic system does not do this. so surely a fantasy setting can also have dynamics like this, right?
also wheelchair fighting is clearly not meant to be taken tonally seriously. getting mad at this is like getting mad when jackie chan fights in a ladder factor while holding a baby.

>>718295802 (OP)
Just stab this immobile clown with a spear and be done with it.

>>718296098
Based take

>>718295912
A very small percentage of the population could treat such injuries via magic. You'd need a 6th level spell slot for that. Having any class levels at all is uncommon, much less specifically being a healer in the double-digits of class levels.

>>718295912
Magic being able to solve everything for everyone is dumb.

>>718295802 (OP)
Out of all the vaguely woke shit that has been shoved into media over the past...has it been around a decade at this point? Jesus.
Anyway, this was some of the dumbest.

>>718296098
>wheelchair fighting is clearly not meant to be taken tonally seriously
dare you to go to a LGS full of lefties and try argue this

Tencent astroturf thread

>>718295802 (OP)
>Fantasy game where the magical world saving/ending maguffing is a cursed throne
>One of the heroes ends up sitting on it and gets cursed so that he can never get off the throne
>Early game you have to have the other heroes carry the throne around, Later you can hire a big burly ogre or a minotaur to carry it around
>Mid game you attach magical wheels to the throne, making it a magical wheelchair
>Late game you get a flying carpet or telekinesis staffs or something so you can fly the throne around

Mite B cool

>>718296213
Ah, but magically-enchanted wheelchairs are commonplace and cheap, right?

>>718295802 (OP)
>that smug look from knowing that the wheelchair has bullshit stats that will stomp those enemies
>he's not even a cripple, he just wants the stats

>rogue cripple
>goes for a stealth kill
>*squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
g'job

Tieflings outside of Planescape should be banned.

>>718295802 (OP)
I'd be fine with people playing cripples if they actually treated it as a disability they have to plan around. Instead they just want a super duper wheelchair that eliminates all challenge. It's like playing a one eyed character but not giving him an accuracy penalty

>>718295912
>can revive the dead
>still need handicap accessibility
ummmm

>>718295802 (OP)
>Wizard be like
>"Hmmm... What would be the most outrageous, stupid and attention grabbing illusion I could I cast to distract my enemies?"
>"Aha! By Jove I got it"

>>718295802 (OP)
"Wheelchair" characters could absolutely work even in a setting like that one, but you have to explain WHY that character can't get healed.

Maybe they have no money and that type of magic needed requires a stronger potion?

Maybe they REALLY HATE magic because it was a magic spell that crippled them and now they don't want anything to do with it.

Maybe normal magic can't heal them, maybe the cause is actually a really powerful curse that is slowly eating away at their life.

>>718297309
How many games have a character that's actually MORE mobile on a wheelchair? First off the top of my head is Sly Cooper 3.

>>718296098
magic is not tied to nature. Plants and animals starve regardless of human interference. Also you got the title of that jackie chan movie you referenced?

>>718295802 (OP)
What is that faggot gonna do when they drop him from the stairs?

>>718297512
Replied to the wrong comment.

>>718295802 (OP)
Sure thing, buddy.

>>718296098
Jackie chan is a kung fu wizard with the power for no trouble and disowning gay uppity daughters thoughbeit, he is above logic

>>718297512
Bentley is cool and get a pass for the simple reason that the super wheelchair is part of his character arc, the guy used his brain to work around his disability because he didn't want to be dead weight, he's cool

>>718297542
Kill them all. The people behind the idea gave the wheelchair the ability to levitate when required. There is no stopping the wheelchair juggernaut once they take to the field.

>>718297512
Dead rising 2 I think
Even the unweaponized one is good for transporting limping survivors

>>718297590
very american, nice

>>718298245
>very american
Not enough fatties.

>>718295802 (OP)
It could work. You just need to do more than "give the cripple a dagger".

>>718297590
>came to Seattle from aus
>fent users everywhere
>gunshots by hotel every night
>saw rat the size of a dog
>homeless piss and shit on street
I think I even went to that exact starbucks.

>>718298127
Peak americhair experience.