Thread 718417746

*changes gaming discourse for the better*

LET'S MORKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718417746 (OP)
Buy an ad already holy shit

Is this what happens when you pay an Indian company to promote your videos on YouTube? They just shitpost on 4chan?

>>718417746 (OP)
>Kind of like the girl I was with last night
Hey oh!

Morky mork

>>718417883
India, China and Russia would collapse back into nothing if the internet suddenly went away.

>>718417746 (OP)
>104k views after one year
Oof

Is he right?

>>718418457
thats pretty normal for a 1 million sub channel
thats pretty good actually

>>718417746 (OP)
I can already tell one of the criticisms is that it objectifies women, but it's ok when Nier does it because it's 2deep4you

>>718417746 (OP)
In case any one is wondering, the video has nothing to do with Sexuality or how eve looks.

>>718418817
Incorrect.

>>718417746 (OP)
Keep trying to make mark look bad schizo
Its not working

he's kinda right, notice how no one talked about what happened in the actual game or mechanics or anything really.

>>718417746 (OP)
It's just a simple action game with a hot lady in it. I'm convinced any Fromdrone will come out of the woodwork to claim Stellar Blade is shallow because it doesn't fall in line with their idea of an action game.

>>718417746 (OP)
>the same guy few months later
I guess The Electric Underground really is shallow and deceptive.

>>718418547
Yes.

>>718418547
>Shallow
Yes
>Deceptive
No

>>718419227
>I don't watch any of these people videos or know anything about them but let me try to make my point with thumbnails

You are creating a person that doesn't exist to prove something.

>>718417746 (OP)
Is this the guy whos entire argument is just that the game isn't DMC?

>>718417746 (OP)
How often does this loser shill his own video on /v/? I clicked on it once and only once and the entire comment section was shitting on him for his retarded opinions.

>>718419353
Correct, I only watch the Shmup Slam, I absolutely don't give a fuck about whoever runs this channel.

>>718419380
No

>>718419380
Considering he doesn't think DMC is that good of a design...

>>718419386
Is it him or a weirdo obsessed that he dare insult the game?
>>718419415
It actually is.

>>718417746 (OP)

Careful the janny here hates mork, last week I got banned for 7 days just for making a thread about on of his reviews

>>718419480
>Is it him or a weirdo obsessed that he dare insult the game?
I always see the video posted followed by some retard regurgitating the same points until the end of the thread so I'm pretty sure it's the same guy. Same with Crowbcat shilling his own videos cause his entire channel is just /v/ shitposts formulated into videos.

>gameplay density
>mechanical darwinism
>self-serve difficulty
but no, tell me how much you miss shit like ludonarrative dissonance

>>718419380
no his argument is that it's not NG

>>718419336
Deceptive I think it depends on what you think of the way the game was marketed.

>Youtuber: This game is shallow!
Okay that might be interesting
>Youtuber:....because it doesn't have the same combat system as this other game!
Weird argument. What else ya got?
>Youtuber: This game is deceptive....
Okay, how?
>Youtuber: Because all the best parts are in the story missions! You'll be tricked into thinking the game is fun if you play the story missions only!
Wow, great point, bud. That's some very deep thinking you're doing over there. Lol.

>>718419832
why are you responding to made up critiques if you haven't watched the video?

>>718419832
I mean the side content and general open exploration being kind of shit is a perfectly valid and fair criticism but he phrases it in the stupidest way possible that it's impossible to agree with.

>>718419923
That's literally his points verbatim.

>>718419591
You might be schizo but I'll let you cook. What other theories do you have?

What's the TL;DW on what makes it bad mechanically?

I swear he re-uploaded this because I remember it having a million views
theres a part where he talks about how useless exploring is because he doesn't like extra outfits when you can also get life / mana max ups for doing so and by the endgame guy had a micro dick bar on both

>>718417845
No. These threads bring /v/ together to fight a common enemy.

>>718420834
DSP tier

>>718417746 (OP)

Does Mork know that he is seen as /our guy/ here on /v/

>>718419353
>I don't watch any of these people videos or know anything about them but let me try to make my point
Replace "watch" with "play" and "videos" with "games" and you've just described Mork

>>718419380
Yes.

>>718419696
Good point lol

>>718420115
It doesn't play or function like DMC and upgrades locking basic moves (which it doesn't) is fucking stupid. Don't mind the fact Wanted Dead did exactly that though.

>>718417959
stellar blade

>>71841784
stellar blade

>>718419145
stellar blade

>>718420007
stellar blade

>>718419268
stellar blade

>>718421763
stellar blade

>>718421660
stellar blade

>>718420115
Parryslop

>>718421887
stellar blade

>>718421640
stellar blade

>>718417746 (OP)
Based

>>718421104
stellar blade

>>718421953
stellar blade

>>718421986
Mr Spammer, what are you hoping to accomplish with your spam?

>>718419145
They did, you just ignored those posts

>>718422047
stellar blade

>>718422076
Inducing instrumentality to summon his wife into a shared reality

>>718422076
Love, eternal paradise with Eve

>>718420924
dsp owns you lil bro
you will never be on his level

>>718421104
>/our guy/
Hi Mork

Reminder that OP was seething so much at the success of Stellar Blade ever since its release that he has been spamming this video for over a year now.

holy KWAB

>>718417845
>>718417883
Why would anyone pay to advertise here? Mark is a married Christian man, he doesn't care what racist retards who are too afraid to show their face have to say.

>>718417746 (OP)
>thinks basic features have to be unlocked

i don't think this retard even played the game

>>718420924
that's an insult to dsp

>>718422754
kek

>>718423854
>don't think this retard even played the game
That's true for most things thougheverbeit

>>718419732
It was marketed as "fast paced action" and ended up being, well, sluggish Dark Souls.