Thread 718443178

is this one of the greatest platformers of all time?

Dead tranny, lmao.

>>718443178 (OP)
It’s just ok. It’s gassed up by journos and soitubers. The typical indie stat buff applies to it. Hollow Knight is another one.

>>718443178 (OP)
nah. the incessant deranged muh mental health stuff will make it a dated curiosity 10 years from now. and the gameplay never outgrows a kind of cheap game jamminess, compared to a game like n++ which has cold hard beautiful mechanics and much more satisfying weight and inertia

>>718443374
what are your top platformers?

>>718443681
Mario

>>718443178 (OP)
The mountain core or whatever it was called sucked total ass and ruined the game for me

>>718443178 (OP)
I give it a 41/100

'ermin hate on this game because they're supposedly against degeneracy, yet they have daily loli, futa, fag, furry threads and aren't afraid of displaying their most dirty fetishes and wearing them like badges

>>718443178 (OP)
>for years thought this game was a shameless ripoff of ogmo jumper
>it's actually the same dev just ten years later
Huh

>>718443178 (OP)
Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>718446301
>people calling celeste a super meat boy ripoff
>meat boy actually ripped off ogmo

Also An Untitled Story is really underrated.

Long way down (from the top of the mountain)

the movement just isnt fun to me

Celeste.....might have changed my life :)

For trannies, maybe. For non-gays, nope.

>>718443681
Why bother man. You're the only person in this thread who actually played the game besides me. I should have known this was just another vpol thread.

>>718443178 (OP)
It has decent gameplay that gets quite challenging, but the writing just isn't very noteworthy. No, making a game about mental illness doesn't suddenly make your story profound. There's a billion pretentious own-fart-sniffing indie games about mental illness, and most of them are boring dosghit.

>>718443178 (OP)
Masterpiece. 95% 100k rating on steam. It's unfortunate the tranny obsessed mentally ill will never play it as they are probably the ones whod get the most out of it.

>>718447549
I liked the writing, but you are right there's not much there. It's the setting though that I loved. Thats the one I cant find any other games to scratch the itch of.
Twin peaks and Silent hill comes closest, but are a horrible substitute.

Reminder that the not-sequel game Earthblade got canned 6 years in

>>718447582
>masterpiece
>literally Super Meat Boy, but with trannies and worse music
Yawn bah

/v/ liked this game before suddenly changing their minds when its creator turned out to be a tranny lol

>>718443178 (OP)
No. [spoilers]Strawberry Jam is.[/spoilers]

>>718447826
To be fair I haven't played Super meat boy, but I know its not a beautiful mystical mountain setting which brings me back to my post. >>718447740

>>718448035
>I know its not a beautiful mystical mountain setting
Mate, the first fucking world is all stylized mountains.

>>718447582
I played that game having struggled with mental illness myself, and there just isn't anything said there that's of note. It's just some shit about integrating your Jungian shadow, which isn't particularly novel or insightful as a concept. The character having anxiety doesn't really contribute much to the story. It's just kinda there and serves as a plot device at one or two points. The writing is very surface-level and didn't leave an impression on me. Overall I'd say the game is fun, but it's all because of the gameplay, which admittedly has a lot of variety and creativity, plus gets very challenging. Still, a problem with games that are all about the gameplay is that they don't really stay with you going forward. It's a one-and-done deal.

>>718448195
Every time I've seen a pic its like this. If thats true I'll have to check it out.

thats like saying "is this one of the stinkiest shits of all time?"

>>718445575
sisters... how do we respond to this???

In terms of raw gameplay, it is one of the best modern simply because it led to the creation of so much fan content. All 2d platformers have semi-similar enjoyability levels, what matters is just having lots of content to enjoy.
In the mid-2000s, we had I Wanna be the Guy, which led to the creation of over 14k fangames to this day.
In the late 2010s, we got Celeste, which had led to like a hundred fangames (all decently sizable).
However, Celeste falls massively short by virtue of its developers weaponizing their story and throwing a great developer from the early 2000s.. into the gender blender.

>>718448242
>it’s a one and done
Not necessarily. There’s strawberries, B sides, C sides, and tons of great modded levels like the Strawberry Jam modpack with over 100 levels, starting beginner and becoming elite level difficulty. Featuring new mechanics, custom music and visuals, and gyms to practice and master techniques you didn’t even know were in the base game.

>>718448393
who gives a flying fuck about the story on a 2D platformer game

>>718448242
How much of this board knows what the Jungian shadow is. How about most gamers, or normies or the tranny obsessed. I mean if thats your standard the only game for you and I to enjoy is Xenogears, and that games the very basics.
I agree with you but not sure what makes the cut?

>>718448437
I meant "stay with you" as in "stay with you after you're done playing the game". Which is usually what good writing accomplishes.

>>718447891
Yeah, honestly it's pretty funny. I personally don't care if it was made by a tranny, a woman, a nigger, a furfag, just give me a good fucking game and we're cool.

>>718448443
I don't.
I care that they wielded it like a weapon and coerced a great dev like Mattmakes, creator of Jumper and An Untitled Story, into becoming a dickchopper.

>>718448556
I don't think it's done terribly in Celeste, just that there isn't any novel or interesting take on the concept. It's serviceable, but rather surface-level. I don't have any other game in mind that does it better, but I'd imagine it would have to be something that's novel and specific to such a game and the creators' thoughts and vision. If you don't get anything out of the exploration of an established concept that goes beyond the wikipedia description, then I just don't find it very interesting.

>>718448949
Name one good game made by a tranny

>>718449218
I think you missed my point there. Somthing can still be useful and helpful just becuase 0.1% find it base and shallow. One man's shallow is another's mind blown. You post "I" and your perspective a lot. It's valid but statistically useless. The sad truth of the well read.

>>718446990
let me guess, he trooned out

>>718449428
>Freedom Planet
>Unsighted
>Celeste
>Dishonored
>Nightmare Kart
>Battletech
Inb4 "none of those are good"

>>718449428
We're already talking about one in this thread.

>>718449719
Didn't know the freedom planet dev trooned out. That's fucking sad. It's an epidemic.

>>718449456
>Somthing can still be useful and helpful
But it's not. You can go read about it in a single strictly descriptive paragraph, and you'll get out of it as much as you would from playing Celeste.
>You post "I" and your perspective a lot.
Well duh. It's my fucking opinion. I can only speak for myself and my experience, and this is also true of anybody.
>It's valid but statistically useless.
You're on a discussion forum. Not on a data aggregation site.

>>718443178 (OP)
its like playing nes games on emulators with save states when you're 5. but it doesnt come with the satisfaction of beating them without using them. it sucks.

>>718449428
bloodborne psx :^)

>>718449719
I thought freedom planet was that absolute trash game made by John Brianna wu

>>718449719
The troon only started working on Dishonored from 2 onwards though

>>718449985
kek nah youre thinking of revolution 60 dude

>>718449985
God no, I don't even remember what that game was called, but the 3D models still haunt my dreams.

Can I jump like that irl

>>718450076
revolution 55 or something

>>718450778
what

>>718447891
>>718448949
>I don't care about the state of the world and the mental state of humanity as long as I have games!!
People like you have damaged humanity beyond repair. I just hope you know that.

>>718451191
Good. You filthy humans deserve it.

>>718451609
Yes, I know. These past few years have just been me coming to terms with the fact that we'll never fully heal from the mental illness the 2020s have brought. We're completely fucked. I won't pretend that everything is salvageable, so good job.

>>718450778
>"How do you do, fellow 'platforming' games!"

I have nothing wrong with the game, but I will never play it because I can tell it is completely out of my skill level. I could barely complete meat boy and it just looks much much harder. I can admit I can't do it

>>718451191
Whatever other people do with themselves isn't my problem, unless they want me to "become" women along with them or something, then I would tell them to fuck off.

>>718446301
>>718446548
Celeste and Super Meat boy are only called ripoffs by tofu heads who know their platforms so poorly that they can't understand mid air momentum.