Thread 718443838

Do you play vidya with your wife?

>>718443838 (OP)
backseating bitch, dont tell me where shit is let me figure it out on my own

>>718443838 (OP)
I would like to if I had one :(

my girlfriend loves Mass Effect, so she bought me the trilogy remaster for my birthday so she could watch me play through it for the first time. It's really fun

>>718443838 (OP)
nobody has gotten married in the past 20 years
every woman is locked in the billionaire child rapist towers having constant abortions to feed the jews the sweetest adrenochrome

>doesn't pause his singleplayer game to look his wife in the eye to talk with her
>too boring to provide color commentary to be entertaining to his sole viewer
>allows her to spoil game secrets
the artist married a faggot

>>718444248
that's a rather complex set of mentally gymnastics to explain why you can't get laid

>>718444394
thats 2 lines, thats pretty simple actually

>>718444248
Do you smoke crack and believe all the shit you read on /r9k/ or something?

>>718444394
jew kike indian esl shitskin tranny IDF agent
release the epstein files

>>718443838 (OP)
>Invite her to play with me
>Nah I rather watch
This happened to my little sister too, why female prefer to just watch?

>>718444507
>or something
jew amerimutt idf agent detected
use less verbal cues next time, burger rabbi

I play Vidya in the basement after all these fucking psychopaths have passed out after a busy day of making problems only I can solve

>>718443838 (OP)
Yes, we're now playing pic related.

I played Clubhouse Games on Switch with my wife a few times. If I wanted to play games with her regularly I'd marry a man instead.

>>718443838 (OP)
Yeah, we had a pandemic island on New Horizons, and before that a village in the Wii version. Mostly we do other stuff together though. I play games with my son now. Got to him while he was young and impressionable.

we played monster hunter on psp when we were dating. Now married, we still play monster hunter just not as much, we got shit to do.

>>718444521
Both guys and girls engage in "doing the thing together" but for guys, "the thing" is more important than "together" while for girls its the inverse. That's why they're more likely to ignore the rules of a game, talk during a movie, or not get invested in an activity; it's about the social aspect rather than the task. I can play a game for hours with my best friend where we're barely talking but with my girlfriend unless we're having a constant conversation as well as playing the game she gets sullen.

>>718444510
Trump is on it btw

>>718445447
no shit retarded jew

>>718444162
This

>>718444162
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>718443838 (OP)
whats teh punchline in this funny? i dont get it.

>>718443838 (OP)
I do, we've played FFXI and FFXIV together among all the single-player games we take turns on. Personas, FFs, etc

Sorry anons

>>718446701
this is just the soulless version of /v/ dragon dildo unboxing threads

>>718443838 (OP)
my what?

>>718446701
>my adult money
as opposed to what?

My wife no longer enjoys spending time with me. I guess after ten years together it’s understandable to grow bored but I’m not bored of her. I’d do anything for her to play games with me again…

>>718446701
the filters on this bitch are insane in slow mo

>>718443838 (OP)
Usually turns out like this
>Get game
>Play it
>Wife asks about it and watches
>Eventually asks if she can play
>Ends up completely taking over my save file as her own cause she hates intro and tutorials and just wants to get into the game
>I eat her asshole while she plays
>She gets bored maybe 80% in and I start a new file

>>718447320
>>I eat her asshole while she plays
based this is me and my gf but instead of playing videogames it's watching steve1989mreinfo

I'm never gonna have one and it hurts more every year, thankfully I'm not gonna make it through my 40's anyway.

>>718443838 (OP)
I played street fighter 6's world tour mode on a pc built with her money, on hitpad bought with her money, as she sat on me and popped my zits and cleaned my ears.

>>718445447
>Because Jew lover is on the kike pedo list
Is that suppose to be surprising?

>>718443838 (OP)
i play coop with my girlfriend and i am always the first one to cave into looking it up when we get stuck on something for more than 10 minutes

>>718447176
I guess allowance

No but she likes to watch reality TV trash while I play in the same room

>>718444248
Earthshattering trvthqvake

>>718443838 (OP)
occasionally, but not recently. Project Zomboid is a favorite of ours, and she liked war thunder when we played it (I got mad at the grind and quit permanently)

>>718448558
vnnnnnnnf
my trvssy cant take mvch more of this...!!!!!

my wife died, I'm waiting for daughter to be old enough for vidya. we play nintendogs+cats sometimes and she will hold the right side of my 3DS and jump on my command in Mario
that's about to be the limit of her exposure to tendieslop though, I will make sure she likes actual good games

>>718444391
>spoil game secrets
retard

>>718443838 (OP)
A little but she just sucks so bad. Legitimately no coordination

>>718448901
>hey guys look at me give me a (you) please PLEASE SARR PLEASE
Ok ok here's your (you) just stop trying so hard.

>>718445447
And that's not gonna get him impeached

>>718443838 (OP)
Yes. Pretty much like that comic, except I play on PC instead of a console.

>>718448823
I hope that things are well, anon.

>>718443838 (OP)
No, she calls me a fucking loser the entire time until we angry fuck.

>>718446136
Reminder

>>718449518
Basado

>>718443838 (OP)
Someone unironically made the Quirk Chungus comic.
lol

My wife built the bases in Fallout 4 whenever I wasn't playing and then she showed what she had made. She likes to watch me play character and story driven games like Fallout, FFs, Witcher, CyberPunk and so on but doesn't stick with more arcadey games like Isaac, Spelunky and Crash.

Yeah. We're about to play Jack's game

>>718448998
thanks, you can fuck off now

>>718449375
grass san......

We're so close to having backseat ai wives that comment on the game as we play

>>718443838 (OP)
sometimes but mostly she plays vidya while i watch and relentlessly mock for every minor fuckup she makes

>>718443838 (OP)
He didn't beat the game

>>718446701
I'd be a hyprocrite for shitting on what she does with her own money, but at least I don't post my smut on tiktok.

>>718444248
damn that's crazy glad I haven't left my room since 2008 wouldn't want to be involved in any of that

Perfect thread showing why /v/ is dogshit now
So many normalfag tourists on here

>>718443838 (OP)
Genuinely feel bad for people in sham relationships like this, the dude will be so blindsided when his wife inevitably cheats on him.

>>718451291
>missed out on being a whore
lmao

>>718444162

You think this. You believe this. Just as I did, naive anon. But I promise you, the feeling of it quickly disappears.

I was a fat, loner virgin until around 21. When I lost weight and got in shape, it turned out I was quite good looking. However, the nerd in me still existed. When I got intro relationships, I'd quickly get annoyed and miss my alone time. Something I had developed out of having no friends for years. If that sounds like you, then believe me when I say the appeal of a relationship wears off and is replaced with a bunch of responsibilities. The fighting of me wanting to play games all the time. Now at 37, I'm happily single with a FWB I see a couple of times a week.

I understand the urge and need for that companionship. But trust me, it gets old very fast. Of course I speak for myself only; other people end up being simp husbands/fathers with no time to themselves. I said fuck that.

>>718451291
me on the right

>"do you want to hang out?"
>*turns off game* yes dear, I do

>>718451291
>missed out on being a whore
she didn't, she was just never the top pick so had to bang a lot of regular guys rather than millionaire playboys

>>718451431
/thread

>>718451338
what if his dick is really big?

>>718452574
NO YOU SEE SHE HAS TO CHEAT JUST LIKE MY WHORE WIFE AND EVERYONE HAS TO BE MISERABLE LIKE ME

Yes, played MKW with my wife

No, she hates video games. I do play with my son, however.

>>718444391
>doesn't pause his singleplayer game to look his wife in the eye to talk with her
the only other married anon on this board

Only boardgames. She started watching Vidya the first time I booted up disco Elysium and she was like 'damn Iktf' but she doesn't like listening to English while having to read in German

>>718443838 (OP)
I don't have a wife

>>718446701
I can make renders like that is less than an hour, do people really like them that much?

>want to play game
>friend calls you as you start
>then after an hour of yapping your wife asks what it was about
>and she pesters you for another hour
>then you get a message from your mom and you have to reply
>then you have to tell your wife what that was about
>then you sit back down to play and another friend messages you about getting on a multiplayer game
I don't know how normies do this shit, just leave me alone, got dam

>>718451291
The most interesting this about this image is that it's the artist critiquing her own sister. It's probably more telling that her sister's boyfriend probably does have a personality but is more reserved, so she doesn't have much to say about him cause she flat out doesn't know him. And I'm sure the artist herself doesn't have the self realization that she is also like her own mother, and thinks being a whore was much better than her sister who was more picky about her boyfriends and is probably in a happier relationship as a result.

Just feels like one of those images made by someone worse than the person they're criticizing, but without the self awareness to recognize it. Her sister and boyfriend are probably annoying but I can just tell the artist is more annoying than both of them.

>>718443838 (OP)
My girlfriend gives me indepth play by plays of whatever shitty VN she is playing while I am at work.

>>718452968

I don't either, brother. I'll be talking to co-workers that have wife and kids, and they just seem like drones. They're living to just exist. The lights on but nobody's home. Some will argue that-

>they are supporting their family/kids

And that's noble. But I just won't have either in the first place. If I became a millionaire, I'd probably do it too, as I'd have enough time for myself and my family. But working my 9-5 job as well as dealing with all that shit? Hell no. When I get home I want to hop on the PC and play games until bed time. I don't want to deal with bullshit.

I have a buddy I've known for years, told me back in my late 20's when he had his daughter that I'd regret not starting a family. Fast forward to about three years ago; his wife cheated, they're divorced, and they got 4 young daughters between them. As much as he loves his daughters, his situation is absolute ass.

Me? I continue playing my games and fucking the occasional bitch. No hassle. It's just not worth it.

>>718444248
Bro I told you that in secret. Now I gotta call the homies and have them take you out man. Shit bro

>>718451431
>But I promise you, the feeling of it quickly disappears
I had a really good relationship in university. If I could get another relationship like that i'd be very happy. I've met 3 girls that i've genuinely liked in the past 8 years. Only 1 of them was attractive but all 3 of them were objectively enjoyable to be around. I couldn't seal the deal. The rest have been fucking boring holy shit.

>>718443838 (OP)
Nope, only time i i want to play vidya is when my girlfriend goes on her monthly trip to Tijuana. I live right by the border.

>>718443838 (OP)
I hate using guides unless I reach a point where I get zero hints and it usually turns out to be stupid shit like "have X item in your bag for no reason" or "do X at this very specific time" but there is zero dialogue from NPCs to help me.

>>718452873
Then do it, there's clearly a market for it.

Notnonly do we still play togehter: my wife and I met through online Call of Duty.
The original MW2 specifically.
We played for years (met when I was 16 and she was 14) and then when she turned 18 we both moved about halfway between both of our families to be together.

>>718453289

>rest have been fucking boring holy shit

That's the big one. Women have no hobbies and are absolute bores. I had this one ex that fought me all the time about not spending enough time together. Her idea of spending time? Me watching netflix on the couch with her. She got to do her hobby and get time with me. But I can't do that with video games. She hated me spending all my time in my office.

We broke up, I moved out the apartment. We reconciled and I almost moved back into her apartment until she said I couldn't have my own office anymore. I ended shit right there.

>>718446701
Sorry for what?

>>718453712
I need ai voice to come along faster and breathe some life into all these cheap hgames

>>718444162
She's out there, anon! Keep trying!

>>718444162
how tight is your budget that you can't afford one video game?

Every now and then, yeah. ResEvil co-op, Mario Party, Friend/VOIPslop, Minecraft adventure "scary" maps. Sometimes well do an RPG like For The King or Divinity OS.

I like to watch her play stuff solo more because when we multiplayer she just follows my lead.
Alone she plays totally different and constantly talks like a LetsPlayer or like the characters can hear her lol
I love her so much. Sleeping right next to me, arm around a Slowpoke pillow. <3

>>718452968
I'm almost certain I have autism or every single normalfag is brain-damaged
I cannot fucking imagine spending every hour of every day talking and being around someone else but everyone else expects it to be like that

>>718443838 (OP)
Nice try Abe's ghost but women don't act like this

>>718443838 (OP)
Yes, we're not married but we're planning on it. We're playing Days Gone together right now. I like it but have to pretend a little bit extra hard because it's like her favorite game.

>>718452968
You don't have to be available to your friends or even family members 24/7. You can reply later.

>>718447206
There is only one option left, Joseph.
You know what to do.

>>718447376
Based. I love eating my gf's ass. So much.

>>718443838 (OP)
I'd punch her straight in the eye for spoiling the game for me, dumb cunt.

>>718443838 (OP)
this is me with my sis but she's playing

>>718454056
I smiled
Bless you, anon

>>718444248
nice projection chud

>>718453543
When did you two first have sex?

>>718444248
My friend got married in 2019 but they'd been dating since like 2004 so it kinda still checks out.

>>718453543
I met my wife at a bus station cause she was playing Mother 2 on the DS in Japanese so I said fuck it and decided to start a conversation with her

>>718454629
Fucking same.
I have a multiple day social event I can't escape next weekend and I have been dreading it for months. It's going to be nothing but normalfags I don't even know doing planned "activities" all day and I even have to share a room so I will have no privacy at all.
I really need time alone to function properly and I never went to college so this kind of dorm room-like experience is foreign to me, not sure how I'm going to survive.

>>718446701
Daily reminder than anything women accuse men of is either admission of guilt (coomer, porn-addict, incapable of love, cheater etc.) or their bizarre fantasies they want to fulfill (all men are violent, rapists etc.).

>>718446136
I am not affected!

I wish when 4chan wasn't full of normies

>>718457726
I wish when 4chan wasn't full of ESLs.

>>718457726
>>718457810
I hate all of you

>>718457869
I accept your concession.

>>718443838 (OP)
yeah sometimes but she has her own single player games she likes. she's currently still going through Hundred Line

>>718444172
>the trilogy remaster
kick her retard ass out

I would love to but all she does when she gets home from work is lay in bed and doomscroll on tiktok or instagram.

I'd even be satisfied if she did it somewhere like the couch because then I could at least try convince myself that we still have a connection.

>>718458253
oh that's a smart system. i wish i had energy to do things like that.

Like most people have said, she likes to watch me play. She didn't always, but the fact that I would sit there and play a game all night while she watched something I don't care about eventually made her curious.