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Anonymous No.718494613 [Report] >>718495020 >>718496568 >>718496993 >>718497479 >>718498280 >>718499305 >>718501328 >>718501874
is your uma angry? Look for this sign!
Anonymous No.718494767 [Report]
Horses don't get angry they get flustered
Anonymous No.718495020 [Report] >>718495197 >>718498201 >>718498574
>>718494613 (OP)
I just check the giant mood down box
Anonymous No.718495197 [Report]
>>718495020
>cat gets turned into horse girl
what a tragic FATe
Anonymous No.718495356 [Report] >>718495656 >>718495775 >>718498072
have sex and reproduce with HUMAN
Anonymous No.718495358 [Report]
Neko Taishin
Anonymous No.718495656 [Report]
>>718495356
[Mr. Hands intensifies]
Anonymous No.718495775 [Report] >>718496130 >>718496617
>>718495356
why is unhappy meek so unhappy?
Anonymous No.718496130 [Report] >>718496418
>>718495775
you are stealing her trainer
Anonymous No.718496418 [Report]
>>718496130
she should be happy that her trainer is finding happiness!@!
Anonymous No.718496539 [Report] >>718496640 >>718496870 >>718496986 >>718497306 >>718497953
Creating gacha threads outside of /vmg/ should be a bannable offense
Anonymous No.718496568 [Report] >>718498098
>>718494613 (OP)
you guys should stop angering the yakuza
Anonymous No.718496617 [Report]
>>718495775
Her trainer is going on dates with the rival trainer
Anonymous No.718496640 [Report] >>718496781
>>718496539
gacha is the future, old man
Anonymous No.718496781 [Report]
>>718496640
Your digital slotmachine isn't videogames
Anonymous No.718496870 [Report]
>>718496539
being an underage zoomoid trash heap is already a bannable offense
Anonymous No.718496986 [Report]
>>718496539
Absolutely, we need more room for all those AGP and gay ERP threads!
Anonymous No.718496993 [Report]
>>718494613 (OP)
>DELETED
>404
>AUTOSAGE
>THREAD MOVED
BUT DESPITE IT ALL YOU CANNOT STOP A HORSE WITH NO TRAINER
Anonymous No.718497306 [Report] >>718497626 >>718498690 >>718498881 >>718499109 >>718499967
>>718496539
i've only gotten warnings for it, no ban
Anonymous No.718497479 [Report] >>718497620 >>718498438 >>718499643
>>718494613 (OP)
JANNY MELTY
JANNY MELTY
OH ARE YOU OK JANNY?
JANNY MELTY
Anonymous No.718497620 [Report] >>718497936
>>718497479
Was the horse okay? I hope he was okay....
Anonymous No.718497626 [Report] >>718497882
>>718497306
I bet jannies can only issue faggy warnings as they throw a tantrum wanting more power to ban all Umas off /v/
Anonymous No.718497703 [Report]
>This upsets the Janny
Anonymous No.718497882 [Report] >>718498241
>>718497626
thats probably exactly what it is lmao. some dude on the bottom rung of the ladder has a hate-boner for horse girls or something
Anonymous No.718497936 [Report]
>>718497620
He was fine, for some reason there are horses that hate running and others love it.
Anonymous No.718497953 [Report]
>>718496539
it’s like pulling teeth to get the brown mods to deal with daily blacked spam, they refuse to do it
Anonymous No.718498072 [Report]
>>718495356
I finally figured out why I thought this girl looked less atractive than the rest of the girls in this game

She has visible human ears
Anonymous No.718498098 [Report] >>718498331
>>718496568
Does the yakuza still exist?
Anonymous No.718498201 [Report]
>>718495020
Ogurin...
Anonymous No.718498241 [Report]
>>718497882
Can they even sage or delete threads? or do they have to cope and seethe to a mod so they do something? It would explain why some of them go untouched
Anonymous No.718498280 [Report]
>>718494613 (OP)
start doing this
Anonymous No.718498331 [Report]
>>718498098
they're in hawaii right now
Anonymous No.718498438 [Report] >>718501405
>>718497479
Don't they have gate tests before the horses are registered with the racing association? I think atleast JRA does.
Anonymous No.718498518 [Report] >>718498617 >>718498634 >>718499154
I did it, I won the game. Going to retire with my wife and make lots of umas with her, wish me luck!
Anonymous No.718498574 [Report]
>>718495020
oguri you fat piece of shit I love you so much
Anonymous No.718498617 [Report]
>>718498518
>tfw still no ticket
Anonymous No.718498634 [Report]
>>718498518
break a leg, anon
Anonymous No.718498690 [Report]
>>718497306
The warnings vs the umaposters in a nutshell
Anonymous No.718498881 [Report] >>718499221 >>718499921
>>718497306
Does anyone remember a time when

>"No, creating /vg/ will not mean threads about those games can't be made on /v/, it will only be for more consistent general discussion on /vg/ too"

I remember that time. Strange how far we've come from it.

Now both assholes and jannies seem to believe that you should only have videogame discussion on /vg/ or the dead /v/ offshoots, and that /v/ should only be for DAL-E garbage or ragebait.
Anonymous No.718499109 [Report]
>>718497306
The new jannies need to be doxxed even more than the last ones. Got a 14 minute "flame war" ban for making fun of a bunch of raiding trannies in one of their protected threads.
Anonymous No.718499154 [Report] >>718501293
>>718498518
I got this one.

Legitimately the best Hot Springs event I've had so far. It was nice, it was heartfelt, it was sweet and the undercurrent of romantic affection was felt throughout.

Extremely enjoyable. Suzuka remains the best Uma.
Anonymous No.718499221 [Report]
>>718498881
All because retards couldn't simply add "STARCRAFT GENERAL" to their filters.
Anonymous No.718499305 [Report]
>>718494613 (OP)
Someone please share the champions meet horse raising guide.
Anonymous No.718499528 [Report] >>718499771 >>718499998 >>718500058 >>718501650 >>718504263
would you borrow this?
Anonymous No.718499643 [Report]
>>718497479
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US
THAT YOU'RE OKAY
Anonymous No.718499771 [Report]
>>718499528
no
Anonymous No.718499921 [Report] >>718500998 >>718501086
>>718498881
that’s how it should be, instead /v/ is still shit up by tranitor protected gacha generals
Anonymous No.718499967 [Report] >>718502578
>>718497306
Meanwhile the daily thread(s) about Jobst vs Mitchell is left untouched
Really makes you think
Anonymous No.718499998 [Report]
>>718499528
no
Anonymous No.718500058 [Report]
>>718499528
I almost always borrow a 9* stam 7(?)* turf uma I got from the db. I still don't have shit for stam legacies so not much of a choice.
Anonymous No.718500769 [Report]
>autosage one thread
>two more get made
>they are now bitching about moderation instead of discussing video games
Bravo, brilliant outcome. /v/ is saved.
Anonymous No.718500998 [Report]
>>718499921
>that’s how it should be
We were explicitly sold on /vg/ with the promise that it would NOT mean threads couldn't be made on /v/.

The idea that you can't have a fucking videogame thread on /v/ is beyond ludicrous and only adds to the equally ludicrous style of selective enforcement as to what does and doesn't consist of a general.
Anonymous No.718501086 [Report]
>>718499921
yeah that person in the picture totally seems like a sane high-quality poster
no reason at all why he's getting banned
Anonymous No.718501180 [Report]
Got my first A+
I look forward to dominating Dirt TT for the near future
Anonymous No.718501293 [Report] >>718501384
>>718499154
God, she's so fucking flat
Anonymous No.718501328 [Report] >>718501509 >>718502727
>>718494613 (OP)
Can any physicist or mathematician try and explain to us what U=ma2 means?
Anonymous No.718501384 [Report]
>>718501293
I know, it is so hot
Anonymous No.718501405 [Report] >>718502051
>>718498438
Still decent chance they'll freak out over anything regardless, especially if younger and personality consideration. Reason why those jockeys and workers are on the ball for avoiding 1000lbs of panic.

.t took care of horses for 7 years
Anonymous No.718501507 [Report]
Is trainer x Suzuka canon?
Anonymous No.718501509 [Report] >>718501727
>>718501328
U is equal to Mass times Acceleration Squared
Simple as
Anonymous No.718501650 [Report]
>>718499528
hell no
Anonymous No.718501727 [Report] >>718501824 >>718502086
>>718501509
WHAT is U though?
Anonymous No.718501824 [Report] >>718502561
>>718501727
Mass times acceleration squared
dumbo
Anonymous No.718501874 [Report]
>>718494613 (OP)
mario if he real
Anonymous No.718501958 [Report]
isnt this a bit big for a high schooler
Anonymous No.718502051 [Report] >>718504043
>>718501405
Did they have assigned meals or do they just eat whenever
Anonymous No.718502086 [Report] >>718502561
>>718501727
nothing, whats u with you?
Anonymous No.718502419 [Report]
Umapyoi.
Anonymous No.718502561 [Report] >>718504153
>>718501824
>>718502086
This is why I was never good in math or physics
Anonymous No.718502578 [Report]
>>718499967
There was literally a thread that reached it's bump limit over literal twinks while mods only banned porn. None of it was videogame related
Anonymous No.718502727 [Report] >>718503279
>>718501328
Anonymous No.718503279 [Report]
>>718502727
Umazing, bless the jap maths
Anonymous No.718503992 [Report] >>718504906
>get Hot Springs Ticket while working on Evil Nature
>can’t beat the last Ura Finale race
Am I fucked or will it carry over?
Anonymous No.718504043 [Report]
>>718502051
Could go either way, including if the track is serving whatever hay at the time. In the high end or anyone who is serious will balance out grain to serve with the hay and watch the horse eat it. Not unique to Thoroughbreds either. I've been to various horses shows where people will micro their horses and others just do hay.

You usually want to feed a competitive horse more regardless like a human athlete. This also makes retired race horses harder to take care of because they have some of the fastest metabolisms out of the breeds and hard to hold onto weight. The retired thoroughbred mare I took care of for two years had a crazy diet despite pasture, grain, and hay and standing around doing nothing, but we were in a cold area and thoroughbreds don't really grow furry wintercoats.
Anonymous No.718504153 [Report] >>718504721 >>718504834
>>718502561
It is probably a mix of
E=mc2 and F=ma
But let's pretend it is something
mass times acceleration gives you the force of something
If you square the acceleration you will get an unrealistic description of the force being applied
Maybe it is a nod to how these horsegirls run way faster than any human eve did
The fastest ANY human ever managed to run was 44.72km/h, meanwhile these girls can do the last 200m of any race in less than 4s. so 50m/s or around 180km/h. The force they are pushing onto their human shaped feet is way, WAAAAY greater than any real human can do. In fact I doubt that even if their feet could take such stupid OP force, that it would even translate to the speed IF they weigh as much as normal girls do. There is just not enough surface area and grip to make them accelerate and run as fast as they are, nor the human feet can take and transmit the force they have to exert to get to those speed to the ground.
So maybe, just maybe U is the secret unit that makes all this crazy animehorsegirl shit work
Anonymous No.718504263 [Report]
>>718499528
I would rather use a parent with 8* in a single stat over a schizo 9* parent.
Anonymous No.718504642 [Report] >>718504754
which uma has the longest ears?
Anonymous No.718504721 [Report]
>>718504153
Always like reading stuff like this trying to explain fictional physics, umazing
Anonymous No.718504754 [Report]
>>718504642
Rice Shower
Anonymous No.718504834 [Report]
>>718504153
Forgot to add this fun fact
Most horses cap out at 55km/h
The current world record for fastest horse speed is 71 km/h. This speed was achieved by a thoroughbred named Winning Brew.
Wonder when he will be added to the roster of cute horsegirls
Anonymous No.718504906 [Report]
>>718503992
Hot Springs Tickets are for that career run only. My Rice Shower ticket is never coming back.
Anonymous No.718505247 [Report]
do i need to rape her to get a 9* speed spark out of her career or something?
Anonymous No.718505297 [Report]
Another Hot Spring sexscapade for the collection
6 unique ones with this, 3 times with Taiki Shuttle, Twice with Goldship