Thread 718755716

What can be considered a “gamer breakfast?”

>>718755716 (OP)
cum

>>718755716 (OP)
Protein and fat with complex carbs

>>718755716 (OP)
some sriracha doritos a can of monster energy and cigarettes

>>718755716 (OP)
Exactly what you posted, but with scrambled eggs

pancakes with mash

cigarettes and a beer

>>718755716 (OP)
This isn't enough for a normal person, needs another steak, 3 more eggs and a large plate of those taters.

So you need anything more than caffeine first thing in the morning?

>>718755716 (OP)
Zynnie and a white monster

i used to skip breakfast and i thought i was skinny because of high metabolism.

Chicken and eggs for me.

Zyn and monster

>>718755857
I used to drink 5 cans of soda a day. I swear I got a mini heart attack when I was 26. Now I'm down to 3 cans a day.

>>718755716 (OP)
All the Protein and fat with complex carbs you need in this picture.

excrement

the retarded shit that americans eat like PBJs and Mac and Cheese and shit. unbelievable that they consume that crap

>>718755997
I used to eat PBJ for lunch to save money and wonder why I was always hungry. My belly would be full, but I still felt hunger. Years later I found out it was because I wasn't getting enough nutrients.

A freddo espresso and a toast

>>718755716 (OP)
A cup of coffee, a banana and two hits of a prepacked bowl

>>718755993
good morning saar

>>718755842
Ahhhhh… the perfect breakfast

>>718756231
try it with real bread instead of American "bread", real peanut butter and fruit instead of jam

>>718755954
but im hungry as hell

>>718756732
the perfect breakfast would also feature a little bit of funny white stuff

>>718756949
That sounds expensive... remember that the point of eating PBJ was to save money.

Why is it covered in leaves?

>>718755954
And niggers wonder why America as a whole has a food problem

>>718755716 (OP)
coedine and cigarettes

>>718757413
he's eating outside and someone blew lawn mower clippings on his meal

I eat two scrambled eggs and three strips of bacon every morning. And later I eat oatmeal with a banana but that's another meal entirely

>>718756539
>prepacked bowl
Bonus points if you meant to smoke that bowl the night before but fell asleep

A ham sandwich and a cup of earl grey.

I have this every Saturday to power my gaming sessions

For me, it's fried eggs, bacon and toast.
That way, I can skip lunch.

>>718757809
God that looks good.

>>718755857
Imagine the piss

>>718755760
>complex carbs
>look inside
>turns into pure glucose before it even hits your stomach

>>718757453
>thick layer of dust covering everything in the background
>mess on the table
>plastic plate
>chefs knife
>high profile clickety clack gamer keys

>>718757809
fuck me I miss english brekki

>>718755716 (OP)
I skip breakfast half the time.

1 egg
1 cup plain greek yogurt
1 banana
1 cup fresh oj
You think you need more?

mom made me an omelette

>>718755716 (OP)
>>718757809
unf

>>718755952
Pain or heart flutter? Some retards just don't understand that caffeine is fucking terrible for you at constant dosage. That's why NOW they say to stop taking caffeine after 4pm

I'm on a diet, I'm so fucking hungry you fucking fucks. AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK OFF WITH DELICIOUS FOOD

>>718757809
Sometimes I wish I was Bri'ish so I could hit a pub or restaraunt for one of these. Are Scottish meat pies good?

>>718758589
I guess both. It felt like I couldn't breathe for a minute and then there was pain after.

I genuinely cannot imagine letting myself get fat. Same type of person who will let their teeth rot I presume

>>718755716 (OP)
For the pencil neck Europeans ITT, OP is actually a bodybuilder’s breakfast.

>>718755716 (OP)
Eat a salad fatso. All of that meat will give you a heart attack.

>>718755765
Nah, modern gamers are too fucking söy, limp-wristed faggots to smoke.

>>718758681
Me too bro, me too. My desire to stop being a fatfag is greater than my desire for food.

I think it's best we both leave this thread.

Fuck, now I'm hungry.

>>718758950
>only bodybuilders eat... uh... steak and eggs
I fucking hate you retarded zoomers so goddamm much

>>718759139
This is essential, you don't need more

>>718759257
>only zoomers... uh, say that bodybuilders eat steak and eggs

>>718757809
This looks good except for the shitty drink.

>>718755716 (OP)
Three hard boiled eggs and an apple
Thats what I have like almost every day except I have no apple today (my greed sickened someone) so I have a small packet of tuna.

>>718757809
You fucking animals eat beans in a flat fucking platter. Why?

>>718755716 (OP)
every morning four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras

>>718757809
Now that’s some proper scran

>>718755716 (OP)
flat soda and cold pizza from the night before

>>718755716 (OP)
A cup of coffee and some toast.

>>718759306
all millennials and older are familiar with the banality of steak and eggs you weasely little tart.

>>718758746
sounds like you might have just randomly pulled a chest muscle

>>718759793
highly unlikely.

>>718759102
>He thinks suckling a roll of addictive jewleafs is cool

>>718759749
>all millennials and older are familiar with the banality of steak and eggs you weasely little tart.

>>718755716 (OP)
Breakfast is for fat people.

>>718755732
fippy bippy

>>718760036
People who don't eat breakfast are the fags 2 hours into work going "ughhh more coffee"

>>718760036
If you're going to skip a meal for weight reasons, breakfast is actually the least effective of the three to skip.
Eating early gets your metabolism working during the day.

that's pretty good op. avoid bacon, it's not good for your and the taste is overrated. in before some fat fuck disagrees

>>718759139
>thai writing
those better be opium cigarettes

>>718760036
I eat once a day because I'm lazy and I weigh 105kg
I think eating fewer meals actually fucks up your metabolism so you get fatter off fewer calories

>>718760305
Doubt

>>718760201
Coffee is for gay people.

Anything low carb. Only carbs you eat should come from fruit and honey

>>718760242
I disagree

>>718760454
Post body?

>>718757809
What is that burnt looking shit in the middle?

>>718760724
baked blood

>>718760724
black pudding and it's absolutely delicious

>>718760578
on my cock asap !

>>718760724
Black pudding fella

>>718760238
Yeah, the calories eaten in the morning actually dissappear.

>>718755952
I just quit soda back in April and it was a struggle. I replaced it with sweet tea, then lightly sweetened. I still drink a coffee once a day to stop the caffeine migraine but I'd quit that if it weren't for the fact I'd probably be a dickhead to my wife and kid with the pounding headache.

>>718760724
>take a bowl
>throw animal fat, some grains and animal blood in it
>mix it up
>maybe add some pepper
>shove that fatty, bloody, grain filled mush into an animals intestines
>boil it
>take the long thick sausage log you now have and chop it up into individual round patties
>maybe fry one of the patties
>call it black pudding

>>718760502
5' 9"
145 lb
Not posting pics because of surgery scars from crohn's, which is what made me adopt my diet

>>718760305
>fatter off fewer calories
newton_facepalm.png

>>718760915
I can go cold turkey for a few months but then I see it for sale at the store and have to buy it, and then I'm back on the wagon...

I usually make oatmeal with a chopped up apple and some Brown sugar in it for sweetness. Cottage cheese and an egg for protein.

I don't care if it kills me bros. This is my ambrosia.

>>718760305
Retard

>>718755716 (OP)
I eat overnight oats for breakfast at work so on the weekend I pig out. Sausage, eggs, toast and OJ. My favorite meal of the day.

>>718761409
For me? Slight lactose intolerance so I get lactose free milk which is sweeter in the first place, then add some berries

>>718760305
>>718760416
Yeah the popular sumo diet are two big meals a day with nothing in between. You do in fact get fat from eating more but less frequent.

>>718755732
FPBP

>>718755716 (OP)
For /v/ I'm sure it's copious volumes of semen. For me. I don't eat breakfast because I'm not a fat fuck.

>>718755716 (OP)
Pistachio butter milk muffin with walnuts, three mini turkey links, mandarin orange, glass of dr. thunder.

>>718761278
And it somehow ends up being fucking amazing

>>718755716 (OP)
Dubai chocolate, macha and a lububu

>>718755716 (OP)
I just had leftover pizza and a can of Mountain Dew for breakfast

>>718755716 (OP)
>steak and eggs and potatos
Look, I get that it's good, but I don't want to spend 10 dollars and putz around in the fucking kitchen for 30 minutes to eat breakfast.
Shit needs to be fast and easy.
If I had the wealth and cock size for a stay at home BITCH it would be a different story, but I don't.

>>718761787
You did it Reddit!

>>718758092
I hate it when you retards simulate your mongoloid manner of speech on the internet.
>OI M8Y IT BREKKI INNIT
You sound like a fucking retard, kill yourself.

>>718755716 (OP)
coffee and daily gacha chores

But whats /v/‘s favorite cut of beef?

>>718761973
Chuck and Sneed

>>718761872
take your own advice, nigger

>>718761973
/v/ is full of vegans. So you'd have been better to ask what part of the soi plant is their favorite

>>718762024
fag

>>718758950
Bodybuilders also work out. I guarantee you that all OP does is masturbate and play vidya.

I maybe have scrambled eggs, some carbs and milk for breakfest, that's it really.
fucking hate the taste of coffee but it's great as a sweet.

>>718755716 (OP)
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