Thread 718842281

Why are there only like 3 or 4 humans in the whole Mario universe?
did toads just out breed them out of relevance?

>>718842281 (OP)
>diasy

>Italians
>human

>>718842281 (OP)
Yeah probably. I mean these things are semen demons

>>718843290
S E X

>>718842281 (OP)
there's more than just 3-4
>mario, luigi, wario, waluigi
>peach, daisy, rosalina, pauline
>stanley, foreman spike
>wario ware cast is like 50% humans
>e.gadd, piantissimo
>mario golf reps
...etc
just don't try to look at the mario wiki's "category: human" page, it'll give you an aneurysm.

>>718843290
Tendoids actually jerk off to THIS?! Geeeeeeeeg

>>718843290
Why are they like this when humans and toads can't interbreed

>>718842940
canonically they're from "the real world" or some parallel Earth or whatever, so yeah, they're technically human but also cartoon plumbing cryptids. It's like calling the M&M's "chocolate" when they're clearly cursed sentient spheres.

>>718842281 (OP)
>>718843907
Off-model slop where are her giant pamps

>>718842281 (OP)
Muppet logic. Being human means you're special, being a creature means you're not.

>>718843907
why is there bups on this image

Shortstack shroom SEXO

Mushroom Kingdom. It's a kingdom for mushrooms, not for humans, so they're bound to be rare.

Besides, there's not much going on there. Unless you're royalty like Peach or her associate, it's mostly wilderness with dangerous fauna, flora and even terrain that make Australia look safe.

>>718842281 (OP)
>he doesn't know

Peach is a toad, so she's not human.

>>718848784
She looks like no toad I've seen before

>>718848342
Why do people like the gba Mario sports games? All I want to do is play golf, yet I’m required to sit through a ton of boring dialogue.

>>718848925
Royal strain that looks humanoid. The Super Crown is a concentrated pheromone that matures female toads.

>>718849341
I thought the movie confirmed that she is in fact human.

>>718843290
>Toadsex1
>1
You are telling me that there is Toadsex2?

>>718849454
>movie as lore

>>718849454
>movie
I wouldn't take the events of that movie at face value.
It's my personal headcanon on her being a toad, but the point above still stands.

>>718849341
is this laser cheese?

>>718842281 (OP)
Reminder that Toadette is a literal tranny. Don't be a faggot. Do not fap to her.

>>718849745
Pretty sure it's meant to look like a mushroom mycelium.

>>718849874
Not everything has to be culture war faggotry man

I used to have a /c/ of Bowser and had sex with many of the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser's army. The male Koopa troopas were my favorite followed by Daisy.

>>718850080
>wanting to fuck someone who is pretending to be a woman is gay.
how is this related to culture war in anyway?

>>718850284
It's culture war faggotry because now you're gonna spend the entire thread yelling about trannies when no one but you brought that up.

Final (you)

>>718849874
That confirms Toad is s girl retard

>>718850690
>Toad is a flat reverse trap that wears an open jacket that just barely covers her nipples
Powerful...

It's not just toads

>>718851126
Little fucking slut seducing humans

>>718851126
>lust provoking image

>>718851126
Maybe not but roads are the best at it

>>718849874
This is just bullshit Nintendo came up with to not offend anyone. Toadette has always been female. Reminds me of what they've been doing recently with a lot of characters:
>Vivian (tomboy woman mocked for being tomboy) is made a troon
>Birdo (female dragon equivalent to Yoshi) is made a troon

>>718855463
god would so fucking hard

>>718856485
Where on earth are you getting your headcanon from?
>Vivian
Original Japanese, censored in localization.
>Birdo
Even survived translation, just was made fun of.

I like to pretend they're *just* traps when masturbating to them, too, but you can't just go against the original Japanese.

>>718857272
>you can't just go against the original Japanese
Japanese is heavily put out of context. Japanese Vivian is described as "a woman in a boyish body" which was mistranslated into "a woman in a boy's body" by troons. Japanese Birdo is described as "being proud of her femininity" but the retarded American translators turned it into "a guy who thinks he's a woman" for some reason, though Nintendo has never really referred to Birdo as a troon since until very recently meaning it was a one-time thing

>>718857680
>>718857272
Nobody gives a shit about translation autism. Posts toads and stop falling for bait

>>718857073
why i am so bald

>>718857680
Sauce please? I hope it's a JewTuber 'cause it sounds like I would be into them.

What's the lore surrounding SMB anyway ? Mario saves Pauline then enters a weird dream about saving a mushroom princess ?

>>718859010
Source is translating and reading the actual game dialogue and the Doki Doki Panic manual. I wish there was a JewTuber that based but he'd probably get banned, they all have to be pro-troon now

>>718859329
the devs playing play-doh with the series lore when it's convenient to make it a non-sensical mess of a series with hype moments and aura

and sexy sexo mushroom ladies when the devs get really based

>>718859750
>when the devs get really based
Except that never happens because every picture you (Mexican) have posted is severely off-model. The characters you are attracted to are closer to toddlers at best, Cabbage Patch Kids at worst.

>>718859863
and you're attracted to off-model children (women)
gottem

>>718842281 (OP)
What are you talking about?

All of the babies we get kidnapped in by Kamek in the intro to Yoshi's Island DS are humans except for Baby DK and Baby Bowser. There are lots of humans in the Mario universe, we just only see the "important" ones.

>>718861001
>N'wahs

>>718861992
source?

>>718842281 (OP)
>>718843907
>>718847615
>>718853926
>>718859750
Offmodel garbage
>>718843290
>>718851126
>>718861992
Onmodel kino

>>718863296
>Onmodel kino
>3D Goombella
Dumb faggot nigger Jew

>>718860237
Nintendo has memoryholed all of these extras

>>718843907
scrub fell off hard after he devolved into spongeslop
refuse to follow him any further

>>718842281 (OP)
Humans are from human lands like New Donk City or Brooklyn. Mushroom people, which weren't actually called Toads until late in the N64 era/early Gamecube, are native to the areas Mario takes place in.

You see humans in stuff like Mario sports things where Mario invites up and coming rookies, Odyssey, etc. So it's really more like a human like Mario or Luigi are more an immigrant minority in the usual settings.

>>718860237
Some look fine, while others look too anime.

>>718863603
this is your brain on semantics

This set would be 200 percent better if there was no dialogue

>>718864454
"Anime" is not a style

>>718868792
Yes it is