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Anonymous No.718957395 [Report] >>718957684 >>718958813 >>718961467 >>718962476 >>718963298 >>718965586 >>718966242
where's his fucking game?
Anonymous No.718957570 [Report]
he's busy muddying the waters of computer programming by making yet another useless language that nobody but him will ever use
Anonymous No.718957598 [Report]
>Sokobanslop
Who cares?
Anonymous No.718957662 [Report]
>/v/ but it's person
Anonymous No.718957684 [Report] >>718959208
>>718957395 (OP)
Anonymous No.718957908 [Report] >>718958412 >>718958582 >>718959412 >>718959841 >>718962657 >>718962939 >>718965290 >>718965363
Why did God put the best opinions about programming and the worst opinions about video games into a single person, and then made him a video game programmer?
Anonymous No.718958412 [Report] >>718959401 >>718967553
>>718957908
>worst opinions about video games
But he's right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zEG_DoLFQE
Anonymous No.718958582 [Report]
>>718957908
His opinions on video game programming are alright, but he's overly dismissive of other domains that he has no experience in.
Anonymous No.718958813 [Report]
>>718957395 (OP)
I fucking loved The Witness, and because of that I am buying his sokoban clone day 1 full price.

Apparently It's going to be out in 2-3 years
Anonymous No.718958841 [Report]
it will be a launch title for the 2nd soulja boy game console.
Anonymous No.718959208 [Report] >>718959343 >>718966242
>>718957684
this new redpilled conservative schtick hes doing is very cringe and unnatural
Anonymous No.718959343 [Report]
>>718959208
nigga i aint playing no rock pushing game. make some real shit. you could do rock pushing games on game'n'watch consoles. not interested at all.
Anonymous No.718959401 [Report] >>718960742 >>718966052 >>718966216 >>718966445 >>718967829
>>718958412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2unHTyqmvwk&t=117s
Anonymous No.718959412 [Report]
>>718957908
Maybe because God is a programmer himself
Anonymous No.718959813 [Report] >>718960891
Jon Blow is actually based and always has been but /v/ isn't ready for that conversation yet
Anonymous No.718959841 [Report]
>>718957908
I bet I am /v/ core the perfect mix of grunge and underground with cute and anime in vogue
Anonymous No.718960742 [Report]
>>718959401
I agree with that take on the MMO bridge. Is this bad?
Anonymous No.718960891 [Report] >>718967928
>>718959813
he's so unimaginably based, he's constantly glazing musk(the guy who openly cheats in online vidya) despite being a vidya developer himself
Anonymous No.718961467 [Report]
>>718957395 (OP)
I’m pretty sure he’s the most autistic man on the planet and won’t release the game until it fits whatever insane metric for a mobile game he has in his head.
Anonymous No.718962476 [Report]
>>718957395 (OP)
It'll be out when it's out
Anonymous No.718962657 [Report]
>>718957908
Blow is God's backup programmer. Plan B. Not perfect.
Anonymous No.718962939 [Report]
>>718957908
I respect the man, but I swear every time I watch him play a video game on stream it looks like he's never played a game before in his life.
Anonymous No.718963298 [Report]
>>718957395 (OP)
His tutorial about grass density in the witness was genius. But all these knowledge are worth nothing because of "current state of programming".
Anonymous No.718965118 [Report] >>718965295
We need to keep having Blow threads until the anons here understand how similar he is to us.

but fags would rather let some black nigger sway their opinions of him than what has been coming out of his mouth for the past 20 years.
Such is life...
Anonymous No.718965182 [Report]
Sokoban is the worst genre. You can't change my mind because I'm right.
Anonymous No.718965194 [Report] >>718965797
Iconic silhouette
Anonymous No.718965215 [Report]
it's so funny that this guy makes these fart sniffing puzzle single player games and then you watch him play a game, any game, and he can't figure out the simplest things in them and calls it bad design
Anonymous No.718965290 [Report]
>>718957908
God is subtle, not malicious.
Anonymous No.718965295 [Report] >>718970872
>>718965118
Do you think he posts here?
Anonymous No.718965363 [Report]
>>718957908
He has pretty mediocre opinions on programming said confidently, which people mistake for intelligence. Carmack has strictly better opinions and he's not a insufferably pretentious prick like Blow is
Anonymous No.718965586 [Report]
>>718957395 (OP)
>spend a trillion years making an engine from scratch
>...so you can make a sokoban game
What's the point?
Anonymous No.718965797 [Report]
>>718965194
MY NAME IS EDWIN.
I MADE THE BRAID.
Anonymous No.718966052 [Report]
>>718959401
...you know, he's actually right. I don't like his games or his personality but he's right about video game bridges.
Anonymous No.718966216 [Report]
>>718959401
I never get tired of that thumbnail.
Anonymous No.718966242 [Report] >>718967146
>>718957395 (OP)
HE IS WORKING ON IT.
>>718959208
>new
Anonymous No.718966286 [Report] >>718966617
>Sokobanludo
Can't wait.
Anonymous No.718966445 [Report]
>>718959401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2unHTyqmvwk&t=214s
Anonymous No.718966617 [Report]
>>718966286
https://www.retrogames.onl/2022/07/soko-ban-dos.html
It's out.
Anonymous No.718967146 [Report] >>718967676
>>718966242
>based blow 7
Post 1-6
Anonymous No.718967553 [Report]
>>718958412
I don't think he makes a single legitimate point in that entire length of 4 and a half minutes.

Go ahead, bring up literally a single thing he said. None of it was legitimate. He uses pseudo-intellectual artistry-bait as the motivating factor for his argument, which is not an argument.
Anonymous No.718967676 [Report] >>718967842 >>718967902
>>718967146
I am too lazy to do that, but here's another one.
Anonymous No.718967829 [Report]
>>718959401
based
Anonymous No.718967842 [Report]
>>718967676
Him knowing that forcing people at gunpoint to take a vaccine being retarded does not make his other opinions not retarded.
Anonymous No.718967902 [Report]
>>718967676
Based
Anonymous No.718967928 [Report]
>>718960891
>some gay shit
I will not join your crusade
Anonymous No.718968001 [Report] >>718968064 >>718968119 >>718968339
i store this guy in the same mental directory as Piratesoftware

"guy who talks about making games constantly but has never made a videogame that anyone wanted to play"
Anonymous No.718968064 [Report] >>718968137
>>718968001
I store you in the mental directory of retards who are wrong in a retarded way.
Anonymous No.718968119 [Report]
>>718968001
Well, you're almost right. He's only made 1 game anyone ever wanted to play....Which was just a knock-off of Mario...The most shallow type of game to make.
Anonymous No.718968137 [Report] >>718968339 >>718968416 >>718968419
>>718968064
name a fun videogame that jonathan blow has made

as far as i've seen he has only ever made the same block-tile autism toys over and over, most of them abandoned midway through
Anonymous No.718968339 [Report] >>718968437
>>718968001
>>718968137
Not even close, Braid and The Witness were very challenging games to make from a programming standpoint and Blow is good enough at computer science to make languages and engines. Meanwhile Jason Hall is a retard that can't even use game maker.
Anonymous No.718968375 [Report]
This is a ll seeming very based to me, im just gonna call anti blow fags trannies from now on.
Anonymous No.718968416 [Report]
>>718968137
Braid had a genuinely pretty big impact on the industry. Piratesoftware is just a loudmouth fucking idiot
Anonymous No.718968419 [Report]
>>718968137
Are you confusing him with the Zachtronics team?
Anonymous No.718968437 [Report] >>718968485
>>718968339
>Braid
it is a dogshit 2d platformer in what world is that difficult to program
it's arguably the single easiest genre to program in fact
Anonymous No.718968485 [Report] >>718968545
>>718968437
Braid had a unique time travel mechanic that is not trivial to implement. Maybe go learn a little about it before sharing you dogshit ignorant opinions
Anonymous No.718968545 [Report] >>718968589 >>718968667 >>718968810
>>718968485
>time travel mechanic that is not trivial to implement.
anyone who's worked on a videogame will tell you this is in fact easy as fuck to implement in a 2d platformer
Anonymous No.718968589 [Report]
>>718968545
Post your game, nodev
Anonymous No.718968613 [Report]
He's a pretentious cunt, I hate that I enjoy the witness for the most part.
Anonymous No.718968667 [Report] >>718968728
>>718968545
>anyone who's worked on a videogame
So not you then
Anonymous No.718968728 [Report] >>718968774
>>718968667
you watch livestreams of a bald person pretend he's going to make a videogame (but in reality he will just autistically opine about things all day and not accomplish anything)
you are a piratesoftware viewer
Anonymous No.718968774 [Report]
>>718968728
confirmed for having no fucking clue what you're talking about
Anonymous No.718968810 [Report]
>>718968545
>anyone who's worked on a videogame will tell you this is in fact easy as fuck to implement in a 2d platformer
That's a bizarre idea because most people don't implement rewind.
Anonymous No.718970872 [Report]
>>718965295
He seems pretty up with online lingo so I think he at least lurks here and there.