Thread 718973421

Bayonetta.

>>718973421 (OP)
BAEonetta

>>718973421 (OP)
I like Bayon3tta the most.

>>718973575
BAYONETTA'S ASS

>>718973656
Ugly over-designed clothing

>>718973575
Bayonetta isn't tall.

>>718973825
You're acting like its any worse than the other two, objectively.

>>718974142
It is.

>>718974017
Yeah but I still like the tall art.

>>718974017
Not that tall maybe, but she is tall.

>>718973421 (OP)
>>718973656
She's so sexy in all three games, best game woman.

>>718973421 (OP)
Cereza.

>>718973421 (OP)
3onettas.

>>718973421 (OP)
Coal burner

i never got around playing these games because bayo is such an unappealing character. it's a bit hard to explain, but she is like a woman's or a porn addled tranny's idea of what men find attractive.
like she's so haughty and slutty she circles around to being unpleasant. doesn't help at all that she looks like a drag queen, eugh.

>>718973421 (OP)
Mayonegga

>>718976753
Luka's a nigger?

>>718978017
Bayonnaise

Mayonetta

>>718974871
True

>>718977226
It's her long stick insect limbs and sort of weird torso. I think they made her like that so her moves have more reach and observable, I dunno.

Ironically her being kinda odd in shape and not really attractive (to a lot of people) lets her get away with all the lewd poses at least in part 1. I don't know why it works but it does.

>>718978968
No, rodin is though. Luka is having rodin's sloppy seconds.

>>718982312
Are you the guy that seethed about the insta-kill finish in 2 last thread?

>>718973421 (OP)
How much of her design was Kamiyas' genius, and how much a team effort?

>>718982216
>to a lot of people
These people are plebeians.

>check twitch to see if anyone is streaming bayonetta and try to ask for advice
>everyone streaming is fucking garbage
It's a good feel to know you're actually good at a game
Also why in the FUCK do people use shuraba all the time? Are people that ingrained with DMC

>>718982216
I can look past the weird limb proportions because for the most part she is physically very attractive.

My problem with her in terms of feeling any desirability is that there is never once any sign that she's being ironic about her personality. Like, it's not a show it's who she actually is. She's not making shitty sexual innuendo as some kind of hero gag but because the creators think it's great that she talks like a porn script. And that just voids any physical desirability because I seriously don't think I could spend more than five minutes with a person like that.

Like she appears to actually be stupid. Like stupid teenager stupid.

>>718983514
>american cannot fathom living without irony
Holy fuck
Also you haven't played her game

>>718983514
She's eccentric BDSM witch, innuendo being her appeal doesn't diminish any actual traits she's shown. And she's not dumb, I'd say she's like Dante in that she plays a playful-disposition in the face of uncertainty because of a lack of better things to do.
She is fem-fatale Dante.

>>718973656
I don't like the twin braids but I can't think of a style that would work on her. The hive was great and pixie cut was perfect.

>>718983514
It's not the first time I've seen someone unable to appreciate earnesty, but it's the first to see it in so many words.

Bayo has a complex, multi-layered demeanor. There's no irony because she's supremely confident most of the time.

>>718983686
That's the point, dominatrixes are for the most part putting on an act. Bayo is not putting on an act nor is Dante. They are just flagrantly childish people who only get away with being so obnoxious in personality because they are nearly the most powerful beings in existence. It's wild that their antagonists don't do the basic step of hiding their plans from these characters because within their universes they would just be shopping or eating pizza all day if nobody fucking told them the end of the world was brewing. Like were the angels too fucking stupid to make sure Bayo stayed buried?

I've sat in rooms with grown adults who inject sexual innuendo into everything. They joked about everything like Reddit before Reddit became what it is today. And none of those people are superheroes not that it matters because they are incredibly obnoxious.

>>718984052
Well, the difference between talking to normals in everyday talk who do that, and characters who are hamming things up for the audience during their stories, is night and day.
You get the over the top and whacky Dante, so that the scenes where he does show sincerity shines. This isn't even a Japan only thing with characters too, you could argue Peter Parker would be awful to hang out with too if all you heard were his quips under the Spiderman mask.

> Like were the angels too fucking stupid
Yes, they're pawns, I don't think you grasp how Bayonetta's world or story worked.

>>718984052
That's a whole lot of assumpions, mister. Nevermind playing or waching walkthroughs, do you even understand humans?
>childish
You do not understand what childishness is, and no, Dante is not childish at all. He's a man with bitter history and decades of losses. He's having fun, reasonably, but he's also coping with pain.
What the fuck do you want him to do?

>>718973421 (OP)
Would you guys let her rip a nasty one right in your mouth?

>>718984052
>And none of those people are superheroes not that it matters because they are incredibly obnoxious.
Having powers does not make a person a superhero. Superhero genre is its own thing.
It's wrong to put that label on anything that does not share its peculiar conventions.
The term itself is poor. There is no such thing as a superhero. A hero is a hero, a true hero of justice is a hero of justice, but a super hero is a pure genre pop-culture descriptor about heroically inclined people playing dress-up typically after getting some power.
Though on face value it's not any more different from any other hero's journey variant, there's a farcical meta present.

rip atsuko tanaka

>>718985179
rip

>>718985179
:(

>>718985179
>JP Bayo died.
>EN Bayo got fired for being a retard and Jeannetta isn't that good.

>>718976276
Short hair > braids > beehive

>>718987007
>the very plot is about killing Bayonetta
Creepy coincidence, isn't it?

>>718973421 (OP)
I'm thinking of emulating B2&3 but I don't know if I should emulate B2 through a wii-u emulator or a switch one.
Also, which switch emu is the best rn?

how is the 2nd game still not on pC !?

>>718988001
i tried the switch version some years ago
but it was laggy and had sound issues
very weird since emulting persona 5 ran without a problem

>>718988004
nintendo owned

>>718988004
Bayonetta is a weird thing because the IP itself is owned by Sega but Nintendo funded every game except 1 so they get exclusive rights. A port of 2 would need to be approved by both companies

>>718989304
>>718989661
sega needs to stop being such cucks and put the foot down on bayo 2

Bayonetta 1 is gonna get a remake

>>718983514
Bayonetta in general is way too exaggerated. How every other word that comes out of her mouth is a sex pun is irritating. And it ruined the "Daddy" ending scene of Bayonetta 2. By then? I simply could not imagine any other context except the sexual one of "Who's your daddy?" They tried to make that scene sincere but it doesn't work not after two games worth of sensuality extreme.

Bayonetta honestly is a pretty bad character.

>>718989992
Sega doesn't care because Bayonetta doesn't sell well enough for them to pretend to care as with series like Yakuza. And between not selling well and not having full ownership Sega will never care. It's a pure Nintendo Miracle that gamers even got two sequels.

>>718994313
Your irrational irritability, emotional dullness, and inability to think outside the gutter are sorely your flaws.

>>718985179
Don't worry voice actors shall be replaced by ai eventually. Same to live actors. It's going to be beautiful.

>>718973421 (OP)
>"Like me my new haircut?"

>>718987017
I think the reason Bayonetta never became popular is her stupid hair styles. If you were to ask people which short hair is more visually pleasing, Bayonetta's or 2B from Nier Automata everyone is going to say 2B rocks the short hair best.

>>718973421 (OP)
With a series like Bayonetta I'm surprised they didn't show her fighting and beating the Christian Archangels. The whole series is about fighting Heaven and yet not a single actual Archangel from scripture. What are Christians going to do? Oh right NOTHING. Christians aren't Islamists.

>>718994486
No, it shall not.
AI is fun and has its place, but it cannot defacto replace VAs.
It is simply not the point of art, which is what B3 is partially about, ironically enough.

>>718994654
In time companies will rely on further evolving ai. And lets be honest the same way normies love junk food from McDonalds they will love ai handling the "arts" and they will buy into it. Most normies don't give a damn about artistry and true masterpieces. They don't care about the human element to making anything. They will happily buy into the corporate slop. Ai is merely a tool that will make corporate slop even more mainstream.

>>718994643
Why would she battle entities not part of her reality's metaphysics?
Other than Enochian script, it's its own thing.

>>718994787
They probably will, that is true.
But neither meaning, nor gears can be replaced.
Whether there'll be a certain sort of degeneration of consumers like that, or it'll just pass like a trend, I don't know.

>>718994809
Some people want to see famous archangels being killed.

>>718995146
Eh.

Why was that poster deleted?

How do I actually get a good score in Bayo1? I remember struggling to get Platinums even when I don't take damage during a segment. Maybe it's just because I don't understand how the combo scoring system work but even trying to diversify moves I still have a hard time.

>>718973656
>skirt clips through legs

>>718996091
I think it's speed, damage taken and however it scores your combos. In 1 I just focus on not dying on any difficulty higher than normal.
As long as it's not stone I don't really care, Bayo 1 is autistically hard.

>>718975021
One of the best games of 2023.
Universally glowing reviews.
And people still don't even know it exists.
Not even many Bayonetta fans played it.

Thoughts on the anime?

>>718983348
Shuraba PKP is extremely powerful and easy to execute for n00bz that don't practice combos.

>>718997895
Could have been better.

>>718997895
Hot as fuck, but she's a darker than she's in the game.

>>718985179
RIP queen.

I CAN SEE HER ASSHOLE

>>718988004
She belongs to us.

>Astral Chain reference in 3
>not a peep about that series since

>>718998278
Her personality seemed the same to me.

>>718998675
I don't recall her being doing those smoothly edgy power up talks or that last small speech about preferring chaos, in the game.

>>718998508
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars

>>718999076
ah fuck

>>718973421 (OP)
Fuck yea a mommy bayonetta thread

>>719000143
Those aren't the kind of lolipops she eats YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>718998623
Will probably never see that series again since it was Nintendo funded, along with any hope of Bayo 2 and 3 being on any non-Nintendo systems.

>>718998623
Where will i get my fix of perfect cop asses

>>719000681
You won't. That concept peaked in Asstral chain.

It’s hilarious that trannies have been appropriating her as a "LGBT icon" for years, and it stopped overnight when the devs took a shit down their throat by making her canonically straight.

>>719000940
The LGBT era is over.

She should make me rub her feet while teasing and bullying me for enjoying it

>>719001331
It’s only been about the T for a while now, but even that is finally on it’s way out.
I won’t miss this abysmally mediocre shit.

So does a lot of demon slave come down to rock paper scissors against larger enemies? I was getting my ass reamed by the stupid bat in witch trials until I learned that circle+shoot with the squid absolutely wrecks his shit.

>>718973656
1 will forever be peak

>>718973421 (OP)
>>718973575
made for BWC

>>719003139
Hottest costume. Thank goodness they kept her cameltoe and hard nipples for the version of it in 3.

>>719000940
>by making her canonically straight
>Bayo 1 literally has her saying "I don't enjoy babies, now making them that's another story"

While it was funny how assblasted the yurifags got, it's always been them misappropriating the clan sisters/rivalry of her and Jeanne since day 1.
Also she's totally not "straight" anon. Come on now.

>still no Shitch 2 edition update
Getting REAL tired of Nintendo and their shit.

>>719004765
Fags don't know that people of the same sex can joke and be friends.

>>718997798
WOW IM SURE TO CHECK IT OUT WITH ALL THIS INFO YOU LEFT WITH US!

>>719005438
Glad to hear it m8, hope you enjoy.

>>718973421 (OP)
Mommy.

>>719005359
They know, but wherever they go, they must also ship. So anything that feeds that nonsense will be taken as fuel for the Tumblr fan art fan fiction fire. It was kind of awkward for them to not address the Luka situation for an entire game with 2, and then come back to it so conclusively in 3, but i assume its because Kamiya figured that if he didnt wrap things up now, he may never get the chance to. Either way, fag shippers should have known better. Bayonetta was obviously only ever "gay" for a gag, when it was comical or sexy for the viewer. Anything more between Bayo and Jeanne was typical anime friendship trope.

>>718977226
>but she is like a woman's or a porn addled tranny's idea of what men find attractive.
This. I would play the games if she were actually hot but these games feel tranny-coded

>>719005975
>>718977226
I didnt get that impression. My take was that she was supposed to be an avant garde runway clothing model but as an action hero. Those women usually are chosen for their long limbs.

>>719006270
So to add to that, you say she reminds you of a "tranny or drag queen" I say that's unfortunate because the runway model is what trannies and drag queens are typically trying to emulate. Yet another feminine craft co-opted by faggots.