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Anonymous No.718987681 [Report] >>718987784 >>718987986 >>718988013 >>718989682 >>718989778 >>718989946 >>718990568 >>718993605 >>718995138 >>718995527 >>718995958 >>718996686 >>718998089
You know, this doorman character is really interesting, Valve could make an entire puzzle game just about this gimmick. They could call it "Doors" or something, what do you think?
Anonymous No.718987784 [Report] >>718987881 >>718993481
>>718987681 (OP)
I think MOBAs are a dead end genre and people are over them
They are not fun, they are designed to make people angry and psychologically curated to take advantage of the addictive parts of people's minds
Anonymous No.718987881 [Report]
>>718987784
>They are not fun, they are designed to make people angry and psychologically curated to take advantage of the addictive parts of people's minds
Agreed.
>people are over them
But I don't agree with this. There are millions of players that have still been captured by these coin flip simulators.
Anonymous No.718987986 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
I think Splitgate would be a better name
Anonymous No.718988013 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
I think porn of this character is going to flood the internet whenever this game finally comes out. Only reason it hasn't yet is because the game is still in beta.
Anonymous No.718989682 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
This game is frustrating, I really love the setting, I really like the gameplay but it's such a massive time investment that I can't push myself to delve deep back in it again.
Anonymous No.718989778 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
Yeah but Deadlock has too specific of an art style and setting they would need to differentiate it somehow. Valve have already done lab stuff with Half Life yeah? Maybe a more clinical an empty setting than Black Mesa
Anonymous No.718989839 [Report]
Anonymous No.718989946 [Report] >>718990449
>>718987681 (OP)
I really hope Deadlock gets some sort of team battle side mode that has no lanes and minimal moba mechanics. Basically just tf2.
Anonymous No.718990449 [Report]
>>718989946
There are datamined assets for an escort/payload mode, so there is that. Also, CTF shouldn't be too hard to implement considering the Urn is already a thing. The only things I can't think how you can make work with a traditional shooter game mode is souls and the shop, unless if you have it that the objective gives teams x souls, you passively gain y souls or the candlesticks are still around except they help with the heroes and their objectives instead of being lane creeps.
Anonymous No.718990568 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
>/v/ creams itself over VA being theater performer
>listen to it, literal nothing burger
Anonymous No.718993481 [Report]
>>718987784
True
Valve are evil to make such interesting setting for a moba
Anonymous No.718993605 [Report] >>718995217
>>718987681 (OP)
i tried the game yesterday but couldnt focus because of my throbbing boner for ivy's ass and feet
Anonymous No.718993654 [Report] >>718995426 >>718996330 >>718997956
"The Doorman" is honestly a terrible fucking name, why not "Bellhop" or something? Sounds way better.
Anonymous No.718995107 [Report]
>if actual women and fags turn up to vote viktor wins
>if normies vote drifter wins
>if troons and supp players vote paige wins

Who you got /v/ I'm honestly surprised billy got through first.
Anonymous No.718995138 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
Valve, hire this sir!
Anonymous No.718995183 [Report]
>valve
>making games
Loled and lmaoed.
Anonymous No.718995217 [Report]
>>718993605
I also have this problem, there needs to be a one handed mode or I'll continue to lose games to Ivy's expertly sculpted ass and feet
Anonymous No.718995426 [Report]
>>718993654
because he's all about the doors
Anonymous No.718995527 [Report] >>718995751
>>718987681 (OP)
>dude he's DOORman and he opens doors
>but he's dressed like a bellhop
>because doormen look too bulky
>and he has scouts head because our art team refuses to update their shape language
>oh and check this out, he's like if the frickin overlook hotel was a person
>even though that has no other real implication for the game
>also cthulu! it's 2008 and everyone is really into lovecraft
>anyways we're creating tons of lore for our game
>you like lore don't you anon?
>have you heard the latest lore.
>i keep up with the fan wiki myself, i'm such a story-pilled lorecel
>anyways this game is actually very interesting and you will not be bored after 15 mins because the lore is so good
Anonymous No.718995751 [Report] >>718995862
>>718995527
Anonymous No.718995853 [Report]
Holiday I don't want to alarm you but your neck-
Anonymous No.718995862 [Report] >>718996065
>>718995751
Lore is for faggots.
Back then, people would be playing Dota and don't care that Kimahri is somehow in the game
Anonymous No.718995958 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
>Doors are even coloured blue and orange
Anonymous No.718996065 [Report]
>>718995862
you could've just said no
Anonymous No.718996330 [Report]
>>718993654
Doorman is cool because it makes me think of Dormin the ceiling demon from Shadow of the Colossus.
Anonymous No.718996581 [Report]
There is something satisfying about stunning a pocket over and over again while your Ivy spews bullets at him.
Anonymous No.718996686 [Report] >>718997618 >>718997769
>>718987681 (OP)
QRD on the Doorman?
Anonymous No.718997618 [Report]
>>718996686

He opens doors that should have stayed shut
Anonymous No.718997769 [Report]
>>718996686
Could possibly be a fledging god or demon that participates in the game because 1; he thinks it good fun and needed to let loose a bit violently and 2; he needs more ghosts for his hotel.
He has a line when he levels up where he says “I’m sure those two (the patrons) won’t mind if I put my thumb on the scale”

He had a bunch of dialogue where he’d shittalk people for 10-30 seconds at a time saying everything from kys or just mocking their failures, Grey Talon he just throughly listed off his failures to be a proper father and with his son and grandchild getting violently murdered prior to the games events he’ll never get the opportunity to redeem himself as a parent

He can be chill at times he just loves being a cunt
Anonymous No.718997956 [Report]
>>718993654
He uses doors as portals
Anonymous No.718998003 [Report]
I think they should finish Artifact Foundry.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous No.718998089 [Report]
>>718987681 (OP)
>Mina keeps trying to deposit the Urn
>keep sending her to the Hotel
>deposit it myself as she’s standing there
Doorman’s personality really bleeds through into how you’re supposed to play him desu, just be a cunt