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Anonymous No.718997378 [Report] >>719000118 >>719000632 >>719003745 >>719004912 >>719005339 >>719006540 >>719009571 >>719011979 >>719012941 >>719013419 >>719015401 >>719015934
Why are elves in vidya always portrayed as conniving, slithery beings?
Anonymous No.718997506 [Report] >>718997713
They're the white-coded race so liberals hate them.
Anonymous No.718997713 [Report] >>718998465 >>718998650 >>719000454 >>719002571
>>718997506
>dwarves
>liberals
Anonymous No.718998465 [Report] >>718999072 >>718999729 >>719000151 >>719002571
>>718997713
>They wear epic beards JUST LIKE ME
>They love craft beer JUST LIKE ME
>They're short JUST LIKE ME
Dwarves are the most Reddit race imaginable.
Anonymous No.718998650 [Report]
>>718997713
Dwarves are jews. Tolkien clearly said so.
Anonymous No.718999072 [Report] >>718999730 >>719002571
>>718998465
are you forgetting the fact that they're all masculine, hard-working, and usually "at least" the funny kind of racist as fuck?
Anonymous No.718999729 [Report] >>719002571
>>718998465
Are you serious? Dwarves are the hardest-working people with the biggest wonders and complex machines. Humans and Elves don't even come close.
Anonymous No.718999730 [Report] >>718999963
>>718999072
I’m “forgetting” it the same way you’re “forgetting” everything I just mentioned
Anonymous No.718999963 [Report]
>>718999730
I think being racist and hardworking is more important than having a beard and getting shitfaced. Besides, redditards drink pussy beer, dwarves drink the shit that knocks you on your ass instantly and tastes like absolute dogshit. If you really wanted to make a case for them being redditoids, you could bring up that in the iconic depiction of them in dwarf fortress, they adapt to being basement dwellers and also go into autistic rage if they cant make their weird little item the exact way they want it.
Anonymous No.719000118 [Report] >>719005717
>>718997378 (OP)
because they become too powerful without some kind of handicap
Anonymous No.719000151 [Report] >>719000267 >>719000894 >>719002571
>>718998465
dwarves are the opposite of Reddit, they're xenophobic ethnonationalists who hold blood-feuds for generations.
Anonymous No.719000267 [Report] >>719000550
>>719000151
so niggers
Anonymous No.719000454 [Report]
>>718997713
Yes, dwarves are superficially masculine but in a sexless and inoffensive way so liberals love them.
Anonymous No.719000550 [Report]
>>719000267
no, those are orcs
Anonymous No.719000632 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
Arent they always portrayed as super advanced? If anything they remind me of my beloved japanese
Anonymous No.719000894 [Report] >>719001156 >>719002752
>>719000151
>short and bearded like redditors all are
>heckin love beer
>no sexuality to scare women with
Dwarves are as reddit as it gets.
Anonymous No.719001156 [Report]
>>719000894
every culture on earth since the dawn of agriculture loves beer, it's not a reddit thing. and beards are distinctly male secondary sex characteristics. next you're going to say they're reddit because they love to mine coal or something.
Anonymous No.719002571 [Report] >>719003918 >>719004835 >>719004981
>>718997713
Yes

>>718998465
>>718999072
>>718999729
>>719000151
Anonymous No.719002752 [Report]
>>719000894
Anonymous No.719003564 [Report] >>719003891
Did newfags really eat up noldorfag's stupid forced meme coping about dwarves? Surely this is just him samefagging again, right?
Anonymous No.719003745 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
They aren't, though? In most games, Elves are ethereal, graceful, impossibly beautiful, immortal, etc.
Anonymous No.719003891 [Report]
>>719003564
we got a Noldorin here? Are they still vexed over the slaying of their kin in the Thousand Caves?
Anonymous No.719003918 [Report]
>>719002571
The amount of smarmy, sneaky "message" in that pic is amazing.
Anonymous No.719004835 [Report] >>719005082
>>719002571
>black dwarves
>asian dwarves
>mexican dwarves
>ginger dwarf in asian attire
>heckin' catterino
KEK
This is so absurd.
Anonymous No.719004912 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
Because they're actually a RACIST depiction of x race. The entire development team is just a bunch of straight white men. See? WHITE SUPREMACISTS! White straight male, btw. Don't know if that matters.
Anonymous No.719004981 [Report]
>>719002571
i honestly don't see the point of this kind of fantasy where it's a one-to-one recreation of these losers' mundane lives with their mundane friend-groups. where's the escapism?
Anonymous No.719005082 [Report]
>>719004835
Also
>female dwarves are doing the most physically demanding work
>meanwhile one of male dwarves is a mere helper and another is a homekeeper
>everyone look as safe and non-threatening as possible
Anonymous No.719005339 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
you ever met one in real life?
Anonymous No.719005717 [Report]
>>719000118
thats a man
Anonymous No.719006540 [Report] >>719008952
>>718997378 (OP)
Whenever I see them they wish me wealth beyond measure to my face, can't be that bad
Anonymous No.719008952 [Report]
>>719006540
Where? In your dreams?
Anonymous No.719009571 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
i had no idea raja jackson was an elf
Anonymous No.719011979 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
who knows
Anonymous No.719012941 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
Elves just chill innawoods not giving a shit about the people around them, but people can't stand other people that just want to be left the fuck alone.
Anonymous No.719013329 [Report]
>Believing anything a knife ear would say
Anonymous No.719013419 [Report] >>719015515 >>719018504
>>718997378 (OP)
Anonymous No.719015401 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
>that image
Kek
Anonymous No.719015515 [Report]
>>719013419
Left is better, nobody wants a whore that was gangraped by orcs even if she is attractive
Anonymous No.719015934 [Report]
>>718997378 (OP)
Conniving? No. Sharp, sly, smart. Slithery? No. Graceful, agile, stealthy.
But they're immensely arrogant and patronizing, with a gigantic ego and complex of superiority. It's easy to fall for it when you're an immortal race of supermodels with superpowers.
Anonymous No.719018504 [Report]
>>719013419
nice