Thread 718997378

Why are elves in vidya always portrayed as conniving, slithery beings?

They're the white-coded race so liberals hate them.

>>718997506
>dwarves
>liberals

>>718997713
>They wear epic beards JUST LIKE ME
>They love craft beer JUST LIKE ME
>They're short JUST LIKE ME
Dwarves are the most Reddit race imaginable.

>>718997713
Dwarves are jews. Tolkien clearly said so.

>>718998465
are you forgetting the fact that they're all masculine, hard-working, and usually "at least" the funny kind of racist as fuck?

>>718998465
Are you serious? Dwarves are the hardest-working people with the biggest wonders and complex machines. Humans and Elves don't even come close.

>>718999072
I’m “forgetting” it the same way you’re “forgetting” everything I just mentioned

>>718999730
I think being racist and hardworking is more important than having a beard and getting shitfaced. Besides, redditards drink pussy beer, dwarves drink the shit that knocks you on your ass instantly and tastes like absolute dogshit. If you really wanted to make a case for them being redditoids, you could bring up that in the iconic depiction of them in dwarf fortress, they adapt to being basement dwellers and also go into autistic rage if they cant make their weird little item the exact way they want it.

>>718997378 (OP)
because they become too powerful without some kind of handicap

>>718998465
dwarves are the opposite of Reddit, they're xenophobic ethnonationalists who hold blood-feuds for generations.

>>719000151
so niggers

>>718997713
Yes, dwarves are superficially masculine but in a sexless and inoffensive way so liberals love them.

>>719000267
no, those are orcs

>>718997378 (OP)
Arent they always portrayed as super advanced? If anything they remind me of my beloved japanese

>>719000151
>short and bearded like redditors all are
>heckin love beer
>no sexuality to scare women with
Dwarves are as reddit as it gets.

>>719000894
every culture on earth since the dawn of agriculture loves beer, it's not a reddit thing. and beards are distinctly male secondary sex characteristics. next you're going to say they're reddit because they love to mine coal or something.

>>718997713
Yes

>>718998465
>>718999072
>>718999729
>>719000151

Did newfags really eat up noldorfag's stupid forced meme coping about dwarves? Surely this is just him samefagging again, right?

>>718997378 (OP)
They aren't, though? In most games, Elves are ethereal, graceful, impossibly beautiful, immortal, etc.

>>719003564
we got a Noldorin here? Are they still vexed over the slaying of their kin in the Thousand Caves?

>>719002571
The amount of smarmy, sneaky "message" in that pic is amazing.

>>719002571
>black dwarves
>asian dwarves
>mexican dwarves
>ginger dwarf in asian attire
>heckin' catterino
KEK
This is so absurd.

>>718997378 (OP)
Because they're actually a RACIST depiction of x race. The entire development team is just a bunch of straight white men. See? WHITE SUPREMACISTS! White straight male, btw. Don't know if that matters.

>>719002571
i honestly don't see the point of this kind of fantasy where it's a one-to-one recreation of these losers' mundane lives with their mundane friend-groups. where's the escapism?

>>719004835
Also
>female dwarves are doing the most physically demanding work
>meanwhile one of male dwarves is a mere helper and another is a homekeeper
>everyone look as safe and non-threatening as possible

>>718997378 (OP)
you ever met one in real life?

>>719000118
thats a man

>>718997378 (OP)
Whenever I see them they wish me wealth beyond measure to my face, can't be that bad

>>719006540
Where? In your dreams?

>>718997378 (OP)
i had no idea raja jackson was an elf

>>718997378 (OP)
who knows

>>718997378 (OP)
Elves just chill innawoods not giving a shit about the people around them, but people can't stand other people that just want to be left the fuck alone.

>>718997378 (OP)
>that image
Kek

>>719013419
Left is better, nobody wants a whore that was gangraped by orcs even if she is attractive

>>718997378 (OP)
Conniving? No. Sharp, sly, smart. Slithery? No. Graceful, agile, stealthy.
But they're immensely arrogant and patronizing, with a gigantic ego and complex of superiority. It's easy to fall for it when you're an immortal race of supermodels with superpowers.

>>719013419
nice