Thread 719039212

gunna wind up another dead body

>>719039212 (OP)
>unironically wanting to live in the same reality as the All-In-One
suicidal

>>719039212 (OP)
Sex with female_01

For me, it's Female 02

I don’t.

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>719041660
Should have been Alyx's character model

>>719039212 (OP)
>op wakes up in housing block 14B
>puts on his state mandated blues and goes out his appartment
>his neighbour is getting raided by civil protection because they saw "suspicious activity" past curfew hours
>whatever, OP goes outside
>gets in the 5 hour queue line to retrieve his rations
>after waiting said 5 hours, he reaches the machine but his meal ticket isn't accepted
>dejected, he goes to another 5 hour queue to work at the state provided steelmill
>after waiting in queue, he finally gets to work
>hours and hours of grueling work, all while civil protection makes sure productivity is ensured
>finally leave house
>pissed off metrocop asks to see your id
>shit, must have dropped it while at work
>get beaten senseless by metrocop
>brought to station for tortur- I mean interrogation
>after a thorough "interrogation" and search, you're reassigned your ID
>limp back to your living quarters and fall asleep
Man, life is grand under the Combine overlords!

>>719042474
I want to be this guy so bad
I want to live in a polluted nightmare realm
I want to be forced to wear a hazmat suit every time I step outside
I want to grind away in even more polluted industrial hellscapes
I want to start riots and steal TV sets that only have one fucking channel on them
I want to throw molotovs at my own neighborhood and try to punch cops

>>719039212 (OP)
BEHIIIIIND YOU

>>719043501
You can do this IRL already

>>719039212 (OP)
Ikr being part of the universal union sounds great!

>>719041660
This looks like your average malnourished Russian man.

FREE TVS

WHERE'S THE HL2 PLAYTHROUGH, CASALI
or even you talking about your tf2 maps...

>>719039212 (OP)
>everyone wears canadian tuxedos 24/7
it's paradise

>>719044886
It's because he left retirement. They talked him into coming back as a contractor to help on HLX.

>>719045281
desu he's probably making maps for deadlock

>>719039212 (OP)
Move to UK.

>>719045359
Shit, that makes more sense. He always did find multiplayer stuff more interesting.

For me, it's male 07

>>719039212 (OP)
For such a grim universe to live in, the characters are way too chill.

>>719039212 (OP)
wait a few more years
we're almost there