Thread 719936813

The most soulful driving physics in any GTA
Improved weapons from the 3D games but still pretty bad
Great story

Shittiest driving physics

>>719936813 (OP)
You'll find out what playing kino feels like.

>>719936813 (OP)
okay game. don't listen to the retarded slavs telling you it's a masterpiece.

COUSIN ROMAN
LET'S GO BOWLING COUSIN ROMAN

>>719936813 (OP)
You get called to do some side activity every few minutes. Do yourself a favor and put your phone into sleep mode if you're driving to a mission

Best driving physics

>>719937984
You can put phone into sleep mode?

>>719936813 (OP)
>Niko do you know how bad America is
>I don't geev a fuck jast let me shoot
>Mission Complete
>10 calls in a row asking you to go bowling
Great game, masterpiece of its time.

>>719938105
Yeah, it's in the options menu on the phone

>>719936813 (OP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BX-CmpMwAoI&pp

>>719938215
>>Niko do you know how bad America is
>>I don't geev a fuck jast let me shoot
>>Mission Complete
>>10 calls in a row asking you to go bowling
GIGASOVL

>>719938236
Holy shit, i owned the game first month, played through it. Got most of the secret packages. Had no idea about phone sleep mode

At least 50 hours of this

>>719938342
Sorry you had to suffer though that, I dunno how or if I could manage with these fuckers calling me all the time

>>719936813 (OP)
ting an ting

>>719936813 (OP)
The last good 3D GTA. (The last good top down was Chinatown Wars, which takes place after IV)

>>719938659
They should've had the subtitles be in proper English for whenever they spoke

Having a useable cell phone which at one point in gaming history was a revolutionary mechanic

>>719938215
>Niko do you know how bad America is
>I don't geev a fuck jast let me shoot
kek i can literally hear it

>>719938761
>You can actually dial different numbers for characters
>You can call 911 so emergency services arrive
>If your cars dies and is stalled you can dial 911 to jump start it

Also
>You can actually go inside fast food buildings
>You can actually eat
>You can actually leave your car running with the headlights on, in GTAV the car magically shuts off everytime you exit or bail
>You can hit acc/rev back and forth to hot wire cars faster, this was removed in V

>>719936813 (OP)
>What am I in for?
homophobia
racism
antisemitism

>>719936813 (OP)
Drive an' shoot. Dat's di game, mi yute
>>719938752
Proper English? No diss we like dat, rudeboy

>>719936813 (OP)
>fail mission
>start over from scratch
>including having to drive towards the mission giver

I think we had more time back then

>>719939068
it's almost impossible to fail a mission in gta4
you have to be a very special kind of retard
also there are checkpoints in dlc

>>719936813 (OP)
Terrible social minigames, terrible ponderous cutscenes, terrible driving, new gameplay mechanic tutorial missions throughout half the game that are never used again and the best gunplay of any gta though thats not saying a lot its still pretty good

>>719939068
Back then you weren't trying to rush the game unless you were a 'Cheevo faggot

>>719938891
Also if you dont rush and hit the accelerator when entering a car niko will put on a seatbelt preventing windshielding, on a motorcycle he will helmet up reducing damage when crashing i think anyway, the damage is so high on physics its fucking impossible to tell

>>719938582
You had to ignore them, and then they'd hate you. The turds. Got lich yard shit going on here, ffs

>>719936813 (OP)
San Andreas with most of the fun / features removed.
But it's the perfect 00's time capsule, make sure your soundtrack is complete because they removed songs with updates.

snoygger 5/10 game

>>719938105
>>719938236
I put my phone in sleep mode all the time, and when i deactivate i get text messages from everybody telling me they miss me and their friendship gauges decrease. Rockstar is amazing and gta iv is their best game by far, but they really dropped the ball with this bs.

>>719941681
Was good, otherwise. Never played the dlc to see if anything cool was added, tho

>>719942253
Didn't get a chance to play online either

>>719936813 (OP)
Bad controls, and a story that gets dull and convoluted after Bohan.

>>719938761
Absolutely soulless in hindsight.

Better than 5
Play the asian spinoff too

>>719942451
>Introduce Mr. Bulgarin as the main antagonist
>Never see him again
Bravo, Dan.

WHAT AM I YOUR FUCKING DOG?!

>>719936813 (OP)
The friendship system can be annoying but besides that its the most soulful HD universe game with the best story and physics.

>>719944378
This game had really good dlcs. If all the weapons and mechanics were in the original game, it would've easily been the best GTA

Kino and good driving physics

>>719936813 (OP)
A whole lot of cutscenes and extremely linear mission design. But it's still soulful.

>>719936813 (OP)
The last good Rockstar game

>>719936813 (OP)
slavkino

>>719936813 (OP)
BADDA DEN DEM

A good game but ultimately uninteresting and disappointing.
This was the point when Rockstar stopped coming up with fun ideas and started thinking that using the internet, watching TV, using a phone, etc, was the way forward for the series.
They are experts at creating worlds that seem lived in, but the actual gameplay just isn't anything special. GTA:SA was the last time they came up with new fun ideas for what you could do in a 3rd person open world game. Now it's all about how many details they can cram into their mediocre shooter/driving game.

>>719936813 (OP)
Utter kino

>>719937078
Filtered

shit game. don't listen to the retarded usanians telling you it's a masterpiece

>>719936813 (OP)
The best GTA game.

>>719936813 (OP)
shit. all GTAs after PS2 era went for realism and missed the point of what makes a game fun.
the abstract arcade cartoony shit from before was better.

Some okay driving missions and great shooting missions, but no replay value because almost every mission is the same: you drive somewhere, maybe chase someone, then there's a shootout. Every mission is the same. But at least the Gay Tony dlc has you doing a bit different stuff (the Lost dlc is kind of whatever but they are usually sold as a package so you can play it too to laugh on the bikers).

Maybe the most annoying thing about the driving and chases is that the game doesn't communicate well or at all whether you can kill the driver you are chasing or even shoot their tire. It just sometimes decides to make them invincible because they want you to drive the full predetermined chase.

>>719936813 (OP)
kino

>>719938582
you can also call them back and cancel which will stop you from damaging your relationship with them

>>719936813 (OP)
>What am I in for?
for the soul

>>719936813 (OP)
this was THE log that wrecked rockstar's asshole and led to them only being able to shit out liquid for the rest of their products
nothing they have made was as bad as this boy

GTA4 + Carmageddon mod with the boys. Take me back...

>>719950665
>>719950837
>>719952445
Why is it always brown turd worlders hating on IV and praising slop andreas? And why do they all struggle with using capital letters?

>>719939068
You don't have to drive to the mission giver if you retry with the text message. Tho there's a tedious part where you might have to find a place to eat and buy new body armor.

Not sure if mentioned in the thread, but the best part of this game is you can fast travel everywhere if you just find a taxi. It makes you feel wealthy when you start wearing a suit and just take a taxi everywhere. Tho it's not that expensive and you can start using a taxi very early on.

>>719944378
>ARFF ARF ARFF
How would Johnny have responded?