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Anonymous No.720057365 [Report] >>720060257 >>720061759 >>720064780 >>720065181 >>720065318
Is it customary for obese people to be allowed into the Sith?
Anonymous No.720059427 [Report]
>allowed
If he can pass the trials despite the handicap then he has earned his place
Anonymous No.720059689 [Report]
He probably only got fat when he became a Darth, he was no longer challenged so he could relax indefinitely.
Anonymous No.720060257 [Report]
>>720057365 (OP)
The sith indulge on passions and eating seems to be one for him
Anonymous No.720061759 [Report] >>720062614 >>720062748 >>720063014 >>720063031 >>720064972 >>720065931 >>720067516
>>720057365 (OP)
>lmao I'll just betray my hardworking yes-man apprentice for no reason
Was he retarded?
Anonymous No.720062614 [Report]
>>720061759
Made retarded to allow plot to happen.
Anonymous No.720062692 [Report] >>720063094
Bro you could just carry yourself around with the force who needs to be in shape.

You're literally so fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.720062748 [Report] >>720063107 >>720066434
>>720061759
He's sith. It's basically their religion. And let's face it, even if you're that one super loyal and chill sith, you were well on your way to upstaging and surpassing him. A victim of success
Anonymous No.720063014 [Report]
>>720061759
My dude, most of the story is him having you clean up his goons. What do you think he was going to do after having you kill his master, who he was too pussy to kill himself.
Anonymous No.720063031 [Report]
>>720061759
Do you not understand how the Sith operate?
Anonymous No.720063094 [Report]
>>720062692
>t. Baras whenever he goes to the secret sith lord meetups.
Anonymous No.720063107 [Report] >>720063345
>>720062748
The problem isn't that he doesn't trust you and wants you gone from his side, it's that he treats you like a easily disposable minor asset despite knowing your strength. It's a dumb move from a guy who's presented as a long term planner using agents and manipulation.
Anonymous No.720063345 [Report] >>720063717
>>720063107
He can only send you on so many would-be suicide missions before he gets fed up and just tries to set you up outright. Please understand, Darth Baras has other things to do besides cutting your meteoric rise short. Like take over the council or whatever, very pressing stuff
Anonymous No.720063717 [Report]
>>720063345
I never understood the phrase 'meteoric rise', you'd think that they'd pick a phenomenon not entirely defined by the fact that they fall from the sky to describe a rapid ascension
Anonymous No.720064667 [Report]
For the record, this is still the best star wars related story I've experienced to this day. If this was around 22 years ago, kid me would have been fucking insane.
Anonymous No.720064780 [Report]
>>720057365 (OP)
you now remember the baras cult on the dromund kass general chat
Anonymous No.720064972 [Report]
>>720061759
Yes. That's the entire point that both the Sith Warrior and the Imperial Agent was trying to make. An elite caste of backstabbing opportunists simply can't function alongside a functioning war machine because ruining your rival's glory usually means fucking over the empire at the same time and because young Sith are used as expendable chess pieces instead of being raised into a new generation of Sith lords. Never forget that Darth Malgus had to make it be known that he'd kill anyone who killed the Grand Moffs just to stop Darth Flatulence from finding an excuse to execute Darth Gonad's favored Moff since that's anathema to the merit-based empire he envisioned.
Anonymous No.720065181 [Report]
>>720057365 (OP)
he's not fat he's just full of the force
Anonymous No.720065318 [Report]
>>720057365 (OP)
i miss darth baras so much its unreal
Anonymous No.720065440 [Report]
>Apprentice, some dark skinned mother fucker named Dale keeps making fun of me on the Holonet. I need you to go beat his chicken legged ass into a fucking coma.
Anonymous No.720065931 [Report]
>>720061759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUpjQbTQBgY
>a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could feel my anger!
What a fucking guy, Baras was the best.
Anonymous No.720066279 [Report] >>720066828
Playing a non-force user in the expansions felt dumb. How the fuck did my normie Chiss spy manage to mentally fend off the retardedly powerful Emperor?
Anonymous No.720066434 [Report]
>>720062748
Its funny how lightside warrior sits ends up always being the most competent person in the room, to the point of ragebaiting jedis into falling off their grace
Anonymous No.720066828 [Report]
>>720066279
Wasn't it stated that all the non-force users are still prodigiously force sensitive?
Anonymous No.720067057 [Report]
Is there anything more satisfying for someone who likes RPing than playing a Chiss Agent? There's so much little stuff in the game that fits that combo just perfectly.
Anonymous No.720067216 [Report] >>720067350
should I sub or just spend 5 shekels on the cartel store to get preferred status?
Anonymous No.720067350 [Report]
>>720067216
You only get /kneel and /sleep emotes from the sub. For, you know. Activities.
Anonymous No.720067516 [Report]
>>720061759
welcome to the Sith
Anonymous No.720070196 [Report]